The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"You like moral kidnapping and spitting shit at your mouth, don't you?"

"The Return of the Hulk"!

Boom boom boom boom!

"……Ah ah ah ah ah!!!"

10 minute later.

A series of small earthquakes occurred in the dilapidated building where the rental housing was located, scaring the landlord who lived on the top of the building to hide under the bed and shiver.

—What an earthquake!It's been 10 minutes and it hasn't finished yet?

(?▽?)

Chapter 304 It doesn't matter, Qiao Sen will make a move

10 minutes.

Qiao Sen pulled the yellow hair for 10 minutes.

Never stopped!

It is true that this kind of operation needs to perfectly suppress the power to the level of ordinary people, and it is extremely difficult to control.

Otherwise, with one punch, the person will be gone.

It's not that people are gone on the medical level, but on the physical level.

But Qiao Sen still feels very happy to have the opportunity to talk about physics with this kind of little blackie who likes to punch hard on the Internet, even if it is a little hard.

You're the one who will strike hard, right?

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As a hero, extreme behavior is naturally not allowed.

However, Qiao Sen has taken the path of mastering all series, and his father's skills are also mastered.

What's more, the effect of "Super Healing" is enough for Imba, even if half a foot steps into the Palace of Hades, it can be saved in an instant.

Perfectly fixed the BUG that Jonson couldn't eurasian ordinary people.

This is called dipping your fist in iodine and disinfecting it at the same time.

As long as you can't beat him to death, beat him to death!

After returning home in the morning and receiving information from Lanny, Qiao Sen's eyes froze, realizing that things were not simple.

But he even sent in the high-level executives of the association who were making trouble, and of course he didn't care about this group of Internet pariahs who only hid behind the screen to spread rumors and make trouble.

At the end of the day, Qiao Sen caught hundreds of little blacks in one go, and he was already very proficient in the follow-up disposal, whether it was through the process or directly to Euler.

After Euler's education, a few shots of "Namek magic" went down, and the broken furniture and electrical appliances immediately returned to their original state.

Qiao Sen immediately dragged the yellow-haired little sunspot who was beaten stupidly but was not injured, and was even healthier than before, and disappeared into the rental house.

……

City Z.

No man's land.

Saitama apartment.

Today, the master and apprentice went out for daily training and heroic activities as usual, and killed a few wolf-level cannon fodder monsters, and also solved a lot of thieves and hooligans.

I didn't encounter any big scenes, but I got a lot of gratitude from the citizens.

This shows that although this world is in tatters, there are still a lot of good people.

In the afternoon, Saitama and Genos finished shopping for groceries at the supermarket, picked up the courier on the way, and left work early to go home.

Heroes generally have their own support clubs. Enthusiastic fans will send a large number of letters and packages to the Heroes Association every day, and the association will send them to the corresponding heroes after collecting them on their behalf.

For example, today, Genos received a stack of letters of love and thanks from fans.

Saitama gained even more, he received a package packed in a large cardboard box.

"Let me be healthy..."

It was the first time I received so many letters from fans, Saitama was still quite curious.

After all, his heroic activities have always been single-player games. Except for those who have been helped to express their gratitude on the spot, few people send him thank-you letters.

As soon as he got home, he sat on the tatami and unpacked the package excitedly before he even had time to change out of his battle clothes.

result……

"...What are these?"

Saitama opened another letter from a black fan filled with swear words and scratched his head in confusion.

Almost all the letters express malice, and each one is worse than the other.

Saitama didn't know when he offended so many people.

However, his expression didn't change much, and he obviously didn't have any emotional fluctuations due to other people's verbal attacks.

But someone's fist has hardened!

Due to the powerful visual capture system loaded, Genos's vision is different from ordinary people.

When he inadvertently saw the contents of the letter in Teacher Saitama's hand, his expression suddenly became serious, and his metal fists creaked even more.

--unacceptable!The teacher is obviously sparing no effort to help others, but he still suffers from this kind of slander regardless of right and wrong!

The reformed boy secretly took pictures and recorded the addresses of those malicious letters, planning to settle accounts with those guys after autumn.

"Saitama, Genos, they're all here."

Genos saw Qiao Sen's figure appearing on the balcony, put on his slippers and entered the room, and said hello, "Mr. Qiao Sen."

Saitama also put down the unopened letter and said, "I'm back, where is your little girlfriend?"

"Tornado, she's a little tired from playing these few days, so she'll go back to City A to rest first."

"Hey!" Saitama noticed the element and said with piercing eyes, "Doesn't that mean that starting from today, you are single again?"

Johnson: "..."

The light green eyes stared vigilantly at a hairless man who didn't look like a good person: "What's this called? I'm not a scumbag!"

Saitama chuckled and suggested, "When you're single, you should do what a bachelor should do!"

Although Qiao Sen felt that this guy might not be able to hold back any good farts, he still asked cooperatively, "What's the matter?"

"Of course I'm going to my friend's house to play games!" Saitama waved his fist in high spirits, turned to the cyborg disciple and asked, "Genos, don't you think so?"

Genos sat up straight, and said seriously: "The teacher is right!"

"Are you talking about cross talk here?"

The muscles at the corners of Qiao Sen's mouth twitched, and he immediately said seriously: "Of course you can play games. Let's go to M City to play with King Sang later, but..."

"Before that, there is one more thing."

"what?"

Saitama stood up and was about to take off his cloak and change his combat clothes into casual clothes, when he heard this, he asked, "What's the matter?"

Qiao Sen did not come back directly, but looked at the cardboard boxes and scattered letters on the ground.

"Why keep this kind of waste paper?"

"Eh? Wait..."

Saitama was shocked, and stretched out to stop it, but as soon as the magic light wave shot out from Qiao Sen's fingertips, it precisely wrapped the envelopes, letter paper and express cartons all over the floor, making them disappear.

"Ah this..."

Saitama scratched his head in distress, spread his hands and said, "I wanted to see if there were any thank you letters from real fans, but now I can't see anything."

"Eh, is that so?"

Qiao Sen was startled, then raised his hand again.

An identical magical light wave shot out, and all the letters that had just been destroyed by magic appeared intact.

"Hey, I'll give it all back to you." Qiao Sen withdrew his hand and added deliberately, "I haven't touched anything!"

"……what?"

Saitama:! !

╭(⊙o⊙)╮

Genos:? ?

d(OдO?)

——Is there such an operation? ×2

"Forget it, let's find a place to put it later."

Saitama looked at the ugly things all over the floor, and said with a complicated expression: "Super power is really convenient!"

┑ (￣Д ￣) ┍

"Okay, don't be poor, come with me just before you take off your battle clothes." Qiao Sen raised his hand and patted Saitama's shoulder, and said to Genos who wanted to keep up, "Genos will Please take a look at the house first."

The reformer guy subconsciously nodded and said, "...Yes, I will protect the teacher's apartment."

Saitama:?

"What, where are you going all of a sudden..."

Chapter 305 Why don’t you thank Saitama?

Saitama complained and was arrested on the spot by Qiao Sen.

Their figures blurred for a while, and then disappeared into the room out of thin air.

……

On the outskirts of City Z, the top of a barren mountain pointing straight to the sky.

The top of the mountain, which could not stand originally, seemed to be sliced ​​off by something out of thin air. The section was as smooth as a mirror, and the area of ​​nearly [-] square meters was crowded with people.

The cold wind on the top of the mountain passed by, and this group of ugly or dark guys were shivering from the cold.

But the clothes on his body were all tattered like a beggar's clothes, as if he had been beaten up by a pretty boy before he came.

Qiao Sen: Don't talk nonsense without evidence, be careful I will sue you for defamation!

Voiceover: Ola Ola Ola Ola! !

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The almost 90° steep mountain wall is impossible to climb, and just standing on the edge and looking down can make you dizzy.

Those present are all absolute "elites" from all walks of life, all of their skills are on the keyboard, so naturally they don't have the ability to leave alone.

Most of them could only hug their shoulders and squat on the spot shivering. A few of them were so excited that they even fought over a rag jacket.

"Put it on for me, you bastard!"

"Idiot, who will give it to you, it's my clothes!!"

"..."

At some point, the gradually darkening sky became blurred, and two figures appeared above the crowd.

One of them was wearing shorts and a cardigan, tall and powerful, and a handsome blond guy with good looks.

The other was wearing a yellow battle suit, red rubber gloves, and boots that seemed ridiculous at first glance, and the white cloak behind him fluttered in the mountain wind.

Hero, hero, ascend, field!

"Stop fighting!"

"Then...that man is here!!"

When someone reminded me, the chaotic mountain top quickly became silent as if the school bell rang.

Everyone here clearly knows the two men who appeared in the sky, one is the object they have crazily smeared on the Internet these days, and the other is the one who beat them until their parents don't know each other, then heals them, and finally throws them in The ultimate demon king on this cold mountaintop.

No matter how idiotic a person is, if he is hungry and dizzy after being blown by the cold wind for a day, he knows that something is wrong.