The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Now that Qiao Sen and Saitama appeared, everyone was as obedient as a grandson, shivering with their heads buried, not daring to look at the two of them at all.

"Tch, let's stop making trouble, let's continue?"

Qiao Sen waved his hand in disappointment, pointing to the more than 100 Internet warriors on the top of the mountain and explained to Saitama who was a little confused: "This group of people have been smearing and attacking you on the Internet since you became a hero, and now I have caught them on the top of the mountain to reflect One day, you see how to deal with it."

"Damn, it turned out to be this matter."

Suddenly, Saitama grinned like a harmless egg and said: "Qiao Sen, I didn't become a hero because of a few comments from these people, but because of myself."

"I knew it……"

Qiao Sen curled his lips and muttered: "Okay, Saitama, it's okay if you don't care, but now that I've discovered it, you can't just sit back and watch."

Everyone: Oh, yes, yes, you didn’t sit idly by, it hurts from hitting people! !

Qiao Sen pretended to glance coldly at the unconvinced little black people all over the ground, and snorted coldly: "Anyway, they are all worthless guys. Instead of letting them go back to waste food, let's destroy them humanely here!"

"...Eh!!!"×N

A stone stirred up a thousand layers of waves, and Qiao Sen hadn't finished speaking, and the top of the mountain suddenly exploded.

"No! Master "Super Cop", I know I was wrong! "

"Hmm, I'm so hungry, I want to go home!"

"I don't want to die!"

"..."

A group of adults hugged their heads and cried, the scene was so miserable.

Saitama looked at the ugly behavior of the people below and shook his head.

He didn't sympathize with them, but disliked them for being noisy.

"Hey, let me tell you," Saitama clasped his hands on his chest, lowered his head slightly and looked down, "It doesn't matter even if you hate me, I will not become a hero just because of your remarks."

The sunlight cast a shadow from behind him, and the pair of dead fish eyes with no emotion on the face that could not be seen clearly were very penetrating.

Very good, a little bit like the bald devil.

The crying crowd below looked at each other, and they reacted quickly and shouted loudly.

"Leave us alone, my lord!"

"That's right! "Cloaked Man with Hair Loss", we dare not insult you again! "

"Please, "Hairless Caped Man"! "

"Hair loss..."

"Hair loss..."

The chorus of hundreds of people shouted very imposingly, and once overwhelmed the howling wind on the top of the mountain, it was full of malice like a curse.

Saitama: "..."

(?☉_☉)

——Who are you scolding for hair loss?

"I know I'm losing my hair, but... shut up you bastards!!!"

All the sunspots: "..."

Qiao Sen couldn't help but raise his forehead, which ghost in the Heroes' Association gave Saitama the name of a hero.

Although the image completely points to Saitama's appearance characteristics, but...

Too graphic.

Everyone shut their mouths in unison, and looked helplessly at the two people in the sky.

Seeing that Saitama calmed down a little, Qiao Sen asked with a smile, "Then what should we do now?"

"Eh?"

Saitama sucked his teeth and said casually: "I've already taught you a lesson, so let's do it like this."

Johnson: "Oh."

Hearing the conversation between the two, everyone below couldn't help but feel a sense of rebirth.

Just as he wanted to yell to vent his inner emotions, he was held back by Qiao Sen's cold stare.

"Kneel down, who told you to get up!"

Everyone sat down spontaneously in a uniform order, wishing to bury their heads in the ground, and there was no sound for a while.

Qiao Sen's eyes swept over them coldly, and his murderous aura made everyone tighten their waists and tremble on the spot.

"Capital crimes can be avoided, but living crimes cannot be escaped. After returning home, delete the post as soon as possible to apologize. Did you hear that?"

"Yes!!!"

"Your names, ages, home addresses, and relationships are all in my hands," Qiao Sen squeezed his fists, and there was a frightening crisp sound between his knuckles, "If I find similar things on the Internet, then Only you are asking!"

People: "Huh?"

——Isn’t this indiscriminate? ×N

Pretty Boy Qiao Sen stared: "Ah what, do you know how to do it?"

Everyone is like chickens pecking rice: "I know, I know, I know!"

--knew!It's okay to scold my whole family, but you can't scold Mr. "Cloaked Man with Hair Loss"! !

--knew!From now on, I will be the ultimate fan of "Hair Loss Cloak Man"!

--knew!When I get back, I'll go and confront those guys who are slandering Mr. "Hairless Cape Man"!

(?beneficial?)

Qiao Sen nodded in satisfaction, and said, "Thank you, Brother Saitama!"

Everyone: "Thank you Saitama!!"

Saitama: "..."

Chapter 306 Small Inventory of Assets

After some commotion, Saitama accidentally harvested an elite naval force of hundreds of people.

Before they became regulars, this group of little blacks deserved to be professional laning players—commonly known as Jianxian. After returning, they quickly established a clear division of labor.

Some people are responsible for liaison, some are responsible for infiltrating the enemy, some are responsible for provoking controversy, some are responsible for promoting hatred, some are responsible for condemning from the highest moral point, and some are responsible for fishing in troubled waters and guiding the masses to resonate.

This group of people contacted through Weixin, a civilian chat software, and found out that there was any news on the Internet that smeared the "hair-loss man in the cape", so they mobilized and attacked.

There are even experienced hackers who specialize in attacking each other's accounts, computers or servers. After hacking in, they will play Saitama's personal tweets and clips in a loop on mobile phones, computers or TVs, which will make countless black people angry for a while.

In the end, the newly captured little blacks will be handed over to Qiao Sen for personality correction education and joined the regular army.

This virtuous cycle caused the scale of this interest-driven naval force to expand, becoming a mysterious force that is unknown in urban legends.

Of course, this is something.

……

M city home, King apartment.

"Damn it, why can Super Killer be able to defend without injury, shameless!"

Saitama Fang Fang roared and pressed the handle wildly. On the screen, the strong man character he controlled was perfectly defended by the bloody bunny girl at the limit of 15 stages, and then connected to a set of 99 consecutive stages. The defense was broken and stunned and easily taken away.

King didn't look proud of himself when he completed an e-sports ceiling-level counterattack with one hand.

"It's not cheating, Saitama." He gently took a sip of hot water from the thermos and said, "This is a mechanism allowed by the game."

It seemed that he might have hurt Saitama a little, and he added: "Practice hard, you can do it too."

Saitama slammed the handle angrily: "A ghost can train this kind of thing!"

ヽ(`⌒?メ)ノ

Snapped!

The game controller that was in close contact with the floor only let out a scream, and then it was smashed to pieces.

"Uh... it's broken."

King put down the handle and waved his hands, comforted Saitama and said, "It's all right, I still have a spare at home."

At the same time, with a wave of his hand, a magnetic force rolled up the debris on the floor and floated towards the trash can in the living room.

Saitama looked at the corpse of the gamepad flying into the trash can with some embarrassment, and suddenly felt a movement in his heart, and turned around and shouted: "Qiao Sen, the gamepad is broken, can it be repaired?"

at this time.

Qiao Sen was chatting, drinking tea and eating snacks with Genos. Hearing this, he put down the melon seeds in his hand and said, "Xiu must not be able to fix it, but I can give you a new one."

sizzle-

The wave of magic light streaked across the air and fell in front of Saitama, the light dissipated, and an intact game controller appeared on the floor in front of him.

The Bluetooth indicator flashes twice and then stays on, indicating that the game console has been connected.

"Oh, it's a great help!" Saitama was overjoyed, and quickly called King back: "King, come here quickly, no need to go get it!"

King: See you soon!

(°-°〃)

Saitama picked up the new handle, and said with awe-inspiring momentum, "I will never lose this one again!!"

King: Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors, don't spread rumors!

Immediately, he made a hand gesture to Qiao Sen. The latter understood it, and the corners of their mouths simultaneously raised a sinister and crooked smile.

?×2

Hand speed 7200, fuck him!

Qiao Sen, who watched Saitama being crazily tortured, would never admit that he was the honorary leader of the hacker group of the Kuroko Legion.

The leading figure belongs to Yes!

……

That night.

King's apartment was filled with snoring.

As the master, King naturally went back to his room to sleep, while Saitama lay sprawled on the floor in the living room, and the main source of the snoring in the room was him.

Genos sat cross-legged in the corner, occupying only a small space, motionless like a modern sculpture made of welded steel.

I just don’t know if the child is asleep or not.

The rest of Qiao Sen occupied the sofa in the living room, covered with a thin air-conditioning quilt, and was...

Swipe your phone.

The light from the phone screen illuminated his face, and also reflected a dog squatting beside Saitama looking for a handsome boy in a suit.

["Limiter Fragment" +1. 】

F cub squints: You are working, get out!

Qiao Sen: Brother 666, received!

After returning to the One Punch World, Qiao Sen tried to throw an over-limit "Element Pickup" at Saitama, and found that whether it was a "normal punch", "continuous normal punches" or "serious punches", they were all serious... …

Normal Attack.

Commonly known as flat A.

The so-called move name does not have a power bonus of [-] million points. The devastating damage is all forcibly piled up by its own attributes.

As for the difference between ordinary series and serious punches, it is that the former is really a random punch, while the latter is to deal with weird people who can't be killed with a single punch, and seriously level A.

Saitama: What kind of power bonus do you want? Isn't this something you can do with your hands?

Qiao Sen: Sparrow food, I can do this kind of thing.

That being the case, there is really no need to copy over.

The move was not free, but after this period of time, I collected a lot of fragment cards.