The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

After saying a word, the audience fell silent.

"Don't be impulsive, young man! You can't go out now!!"

Following the uncle's terrified shout, the young and strong men around rushed up one after another.

"That's right, what are you thinking? If you go out now, you're going to die!"

"Ah, what's the matter? Let me go!" The young man was taken aback by being locked up suddenly by a group of strong men, and quickly explained, "It's because the strange man is outside, so I can't stay inside anymore, I have to go out That’s it!”

"...Everyone, come and grab this young man, he's out of his mind!"

In an instant, the number of big men on his body doubled, and the young man immediately experienced what is called the vast ocean of people's struggle.

Stretch the neck, pull the face, pull the arm, hug the thigh...

Everyone almost tried their best to stop this crazy guy, and there was someone beside him trying to persuade him.

"There will be a hero coming over soon, knock down that weirdo, and then everyone can go out!"

The young man poked his head out of countless arms, trying to justify: "That's why I came up with..."

"Shut up! The weirdo hasn't left yet, it's too dangerous outside! You will kill everyone if you go out now!"

"We can all understand that you are upset, but you must not go out from here!"

"Stinky boy, stay here honestly, don't make trouble for everyone!"

"What about the management? Where are the managers of the Heroes Association? Come and take care of this kid!"

……

After pushing and pulling, the young man was successfully suppressed by the enthusiastic trapped masses. At this moment, there were at least a dozen people on his body.

They are all the kind of grown men with big arms and round waists. After all, there is no way for those with little strength to rush over to help from such a crowded place.

Strangely, although he was strangled so hard to breathe and his face was flushed, he never fell down.

Even stood firm all the time.

"Okay, okay, I see... I give up, can't I go out?"

"Hey, hey, who is pulling my hair? I feel like I'm showing signs of hair loss recently, can you please let go first, big brother, hey!!"

As he gave up resistance, the scene gradually came under control.

A group of management personnel wearing the uniform of the association arrived, for the defense function and absolute safety of the popular science shelter. After the defense system is activated, the door cannot be opened from the inside, and the back door does not exist. It can be said that even half a fly can Can't fly in.

The black-haired young man raised his hand and asked, "Then where is the toilet? I drank too much barley tea at noon, and now my stomach feels a little uncomfortable."

The young lady who was introducing it to everyone paused and said, "To prevent the drainage pipe from being used as a breach, there is no toilet."

"...Ah?" The young man opened his mouth in shock, seeing everyone's gazes coming together, he turned into a low voice, "...Is this a major design flaw?"

In any case, after the comfort of the management staff, the anxious atmosphere inside the shelter eased a little, and the black-haired young man who didn't want to be the target of public criticism also calmed down.

"While your bladder can still hold it, just be patient for a while," the black-haired young man squatted in the corner, his eyes wandering, "If you really can't help it, then find a way to rush out..."

"By the way, if I make a hole in the exit, I shouldn't have to lose money, right?"

……

"It seems that this time it's a big guy!"

There was no air traffic control over the city. In a short while, Qiao Sen traveled through most of Z City and arrived at the place where weird people were rampant.

A giant 17-year-old cicada with a human face is wandering around the city. Due to its huge size, every move it makes causes huge damage to the surrounding buildings. A deflagration explosion occurred, and the flames shot into the sky, but the huge insect was not affected at all. Its mouthparts were thrown away, and another apartment building was cut off by the middle and hit the ground.

The nearby streets have long been changed beyond recognition, and there is a recently built shelter in the direction of the giant monster.

Probably due to the timely evacuation, the citizens who did not have many casualties around them should have taken refuge in the shelter.

"Then you won't be allowed to go any further." Qiao Sen opened his hands, his eyes fixed on the area around where the monster worm had landed, and his mental power was activated accordingly.

boom!

The domineering monster slammed into an invisible force field barrier, and the figurative mental particles rippled in circles of colorful waves, eliminating the kinetic energy impact caused by the monster's movement invisible.

Hit by a staggering strange insect, shook its buzzing head, looked ahead suspiciously, but there was no obstacle.

Dissatisfied, why can't I move forward?

Ang Ang Ang -

The unbelieving monster rushed forward, and the huge impact set off a sky full of mad sand, but it was strangely confined within a regular hexahedron space.

The strange insect whose compound eyes were fascinated by the wind and sand became dizzy, but still did not break through the obstacles ahead.

"This forehead is really hard..."

Feeling the impact of the feedback from the absolute field, Qiao Sen had a deeper understanding of the attack power of this giant creature.

With its huge size, its own weight alone is the best weapon. The steel jungle built by humans is simply vulnerable to it. The Hero Association shelter not far away, known as "Absolute Defense", is probably only vulnerable to a few blows. Just a few strokes.

No wonder boys want to drive Gundams when they grow up. Sure enough, the first machine and Rei Ayanami are the romance of men.

Big enough is the truth!

Piaoyuan's thoughts converged, and Qiao Sen looked at the strange man trapped in the force field below, and his hands suddenly tightened.

When the will comes, the huge power of thought is like a stormy sea, capsized towards the ground.

The strange insect under the wave crest instinctively sensed a trace of fear, but because it was surrounded by a force field in all directions, it ran around in a hurry.

The next moment, the originally stable hexahedral force field was injected with abundant energy, and the structure suddenly changed into a black hole-like gravity field, slowly but surely collapsing inward regardless of all obstacles!

The overwhelming pressure added to the body, and the monster trapped in the prison only had time to let out a final whine. The carapace, which could not be destroyed by the explosion, was squeezed by the shrinking space like a biscuit, and the sticky green juice splashed out, before it spread, it blew up with the surroundings. The flesh and blood mixed together into a paste that couldn't be seen directly, continued to be compacted and shrunk inward.

It's like a large hydraulic machine working hard, the picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.

37 Refuge

This trick to deal with giant insect monsters was not original to Qiao Sen. As early as in City A, Tornado had used it.

Copying it now is really easy to use.

The key is not to take up space when disposing of the corpses, and the final small box can be buried anywhere.

In an instant, the strange cube took shape, and the "17-year-old cicada larvae" retreated.

Can't get up again.

The substitute ability captured the dissipated soul of the monster, and a purple card engraved with the screaming monster fell into Qiao Sen's hands.

[Fantasy Card: 17-Year-Old Cicada Larva]

[Card Type: Character Card (Monster)]

[Rarity: SR]

[Introduction: A member of the monster insect family, a huge insect-like monster, disaster level - ghost. 】

[Effect 1: Super sucking]

[The prey hit by its mouthparts will be decomposed and sucked up in an instant. 】

[Effect 2: Overgrowth]

[Any food eaten will be turned into nutrients, and the body will eventually grow without restriction. 】

"Such a large body is a larva. It's really outrageous for a bug in this world to mutate into a weirdo."

Thinking of the sizes of Elder Centipede and Immortal Centipede who appeared later, each one was more exaggerated than the last. Qiao Sen felt that there was a long way to go, so he decomposed the purple card of "17-year-old cicada larvae" and used it as bonus points.

[Physique +10, +10, +10...]

"Ok?"

This time, the refreshment time is slightly shorter, and it disappears after a few breaths.

Qiao Sen recalled that after gaining the complete spider superpower, his body reached a new level, and ordinary N-level attribute card points were no longer effective.

Now it seems that the enhancement that ghost-level monsters can bring as a strengthening material has become limited.

Yay, my liver has improved again.

……

Inside the shelter.

Thanks to the various armor and protective devices installed on the outside, the loud noise caused by the monster's attack was reduced to a faint vibration.

The people trapped in the shelter stared at the ceiling that shook from time to time, and their moods went up and down along with it.

After an unknown amount of time, the faint roar from outside gradually subsided, and a bored black-haired young man in the corner suddenly raised his head: "Huh? Has the sound from outside disappeared?"

Hearing this, someone soon realized the same problem.

"It seems to be yes!"

"It's been a long time since I've felt any vibration!"

"So, has the weirdo been wiped out?"

"..."

Just as everyone was discussing, the radio above the head began to broadcast in response.

"The latest news, the suspected ghost-level disaster that appeared in Z City has been cured by the 30th "Super Policeman" of A-level. At present, Z City has returned to safety. Thanks to the heroes for their contributions to us! "

"latest news……"

The broadcast of the Heroes Association sounded all over Z City, and there were also promotional advertisements on the large screens set up in each shelter.

On the screen, Qiao Sen was dressed in a handsome and straight police uniform, with his shirt sleeves rolled up, his fists burning with blue flames, and a phantom falling on a ferocious lizard monster.

Immediately afterwards, the screen changed, and those monsters who had been defeated by Qiao Sen appeared one after another, including the crane monster in City A who was actually killed by the tornado.

Although it can be seen that most of the promotional videos used are ordinary images taken by roadside surveillance, after post-processing technical repairs, the details of all aspects of the battle are clearly restored, and the top-notch music and editing is even more impressive. The feeling of a blockbuster movie.

"Oh! Is it a new hero? So handsome!"

"Being able to control thunder and lightning is another superhero!"

"It's so strong, you can defeat the weirdo with bare hands!"

"Nonsense, he was an A-level hero when he debuted, of course he is strong!"

"Wouldn't that be the same way he killed the giant insect outside?"

stab-

With the sound of an airlock, the door of the refuge opened.

The people who saw the sun fell into great joy. Some people shouted excitedly and ran towards the exit, and some people raised their mobile phones to take pictures of the heroic lizard monster that Qiao Sen beat up on the screen.

In the words of the management, at this moment, Qiao Sen's traffic was realized extremely quickly, and most of the rescued people spontaneously became his fans.

Everyone around them ran away, but the black-haired young man who wanted to go out the most was no longer in a hurry.

He watched the hero information of "Super Cop Jonson" being displayed on the screen, stood up slowly, and stretched his waist: "It turned out to be Jonson, you did a really good job."

Suddenly, his expression changed and he reached out to cover his stomach.

"Something's wrong! My stomach can't bear it anymore, I have to find a toilet quickly."

Saying that, he passed the crowd in a swift motion, and rushed out of the refuge exit first.

"Oh! What a strong wind!"

"Who pushed me just now, it's so annoying!"

A gap was opened in the crowded crowd, and the figure of the black-haired youth galloped away through it.

In the sky, Qiao Sen also heard the broadcast from the Heroes Association.

"Is the official hero name finally confirmed to be "Super Police"? "Qiao Sen thought for a while and then accepted, "Anyway, it's better than the previous second grade "Crazy Thunder". Even if it's not good, it's better than "The Bald Caped Man". Eh..."

A figure running wildly below caught his attention, the familiar old sportswear, the speed beyond ordinary people.

"Isn't that Saitama!"

Just when I was about to go down to say hello, I saw this guy plunge into a public toilet that was still in good condition in the ruins.

"Uh……"

Qiao Sen immediately restrained all the thoughts scattered in the outside world, for fear of receiving some tasteful information.

We hadn’t seen each other for a few days, and I originally wanted to have a meal with this guy, but Qiao Sen had already retracted this idea.