The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"Next time."

Anyway, for that guy, the two of them just ate hot pot together yesterday.

But it turns out that there are some things that cannot be escaped.

"Jo-sen-I, in, here, in~"

Just as he turned around and wanted to fly away, Qiao Sen froze.

Has this dog been trained to go to the toilet so fast?

"What a coincidence..."

Qiao Sen landed and observed Saitama's hand from a distance.

Well, very clean.

That is without washing your hands.

Qiao Sen silently took two steps back: "By the way, why are you in the shelter?"

"This, it's a long story..."

Saitama was taken aback, with a slightly embarrassing expression.

He would never say anything about being held in a shelter and unable to get out, making it impossible to fight against weirdos.

Especially letting Qiao Sen know that he is working towards a hero, it is really embarrassing.

"Then let's not talk about this," thinking about clearing the "Limiter Fragments" in the card library once, making a decision to invite, "I'm going to have a barbecue on the balcony tonight, do you want to come together?"

"Hey, barbecue?" Saitama scratched his head a little emotionally, "Didn't I just eat hot pot yesterday..."

Nianli accurately caught a suddenly formed "Limiter Fragment", and Qiao Sen said calmly, "I will hire you today, so you can say whether you will come or not."

"Yeah!"

Qiao Sen pointed in the direction of the toilet: "Then wash your hands."

"Ah, I've been discovered... Actually, I was too anxious just now. I'm usually very hygienic!"

Saitama's expression stiffened.

"But is washing your hands so important?"

Chapter 38 Barbie Q

sizzle...

On the grill plate full of ingredients, the fresh pork belly is grilled so that it is sizzling. When the red-hot bamboo charcoal meets the dripping fat, an open flame is ignited from time to time.

Saitama squatted in front of the grill and fanned himself vigorously. The barbecue was cooked quickly by the flames, and the alluring aroma suddenly overflowed.

He couldn't help taking a deep breath, his Adam's apple rose and fell, and his index finger moved wildly: "Qiao Sen, the meat is almost done, have you prepared your sauce yet?"

"Here we come," Qiao Sen came from the kitchen carrying a tray of barbecue sauce, sauces, and seasoning dishes, Nianli dragged a folding chair and sat down, "Don't worry, the sauce is the key to grilling meat over charcoal fire." understand."

Saitama hastily turned over the grilled meat and mushrooms on the grill: "I don't understand, all I know is that I'm starving to death."

"Okay, let's eat."

Qiao Sen picked up the barbecue brush and brushed the adjusted barbecue sauce on the crispy and browned pork belly that had been grilled on the outside, signaling Saitama to eat.

The two each opened a bottle of cold beer and drank a glass. The juicy lettuce wrapped the hot barbecue in the mouth, biting down on the teeth, the Q-bomb meat and the rich sauce burst in the mouth. endowed with meaning.

"It's so hot...but Qiaoson, your sauce is really delicious."

"Of course, I am a professional in eating."

The ingredients in the refrigerator decreased at a speed visible to the naked eye, and even the baking tray was replaced no less than ten times.

Since the energy intake requirements of various body functions far exceed that of ordinary people, Qiao Sen's appetite is already large; after Saitama got to know him, his appetite also increased day by day.

At this moment, the two losers were getting better and better, and the fight on the balcony battlefield became more and more fierce.

Thanks to the results of the training, Saitama has been pressed and rubbed on the ground by Qiao Sen at the very beginning, and now he has been able to snatch food from the tiger's mouth, barely maintaining a [-]-[-] split. The existence of the protagonist's halo is not insignificant.

Of course, Qiao Sen didn't kill him either, just the "limiter fragments" that fell out with his hair from time to time were worth putting him in the sea a few more times.

After drinking a box of beer, Saitama felt his swollen belly and burped contentedly: "No, I can't eat any more. If I eat any more, I feel like I won't even be able to put on my uniform when I wake up tomorrow morning!"

"How can a real man say no, what's wrong with this..."

Jingle Bell……

Qiao Sen swept the grilled pineapple beef cubes onto his plate, and suddenly, the mobile phone on the coffee table rang.

Qiao Sen got up and handed the barbecue tong in his hand to Saitama: "Excuse me, I'm going to answer the phone."

Saitama took it, and a carp stood up straight from the recliner, his eyes like salted fish glowed with blood: "Go, go, leave this plate of barbecue to me!"

"That's really hard work for you."

"Hello, this is Johnson."

Back in the house, Qiao Sen answered the phone, and a familiar female voice came from the receiver.

"It's Miss Lanny, good evening."

With the phone floating in his ear, Qiao Sen turned on the faucet to wash his hands in the kitchen: "Your two subordinates? Oh, I saw it, but the situation was urgent... It's okay, I don't need to apologize or anything, and I also learned about it through the news The officially confirmed hero name."

After washing off the stains on his hands, he wiped his hands with a towel: "...Forget about the press conference or something, I'm not interested in the so-called hero ranking, you can arrange it...Event funds and hero allowance? I remember Is there a bank card in the information you filled in this time? Okay, just transfer it to that account, thank you."

Nian Li returned to the coffee table with his mobile phone, and Saitama's inarticulate voice came from the balcony: "Qiao Sen, are you ready? If you don't come here again, I will eat up this plate of barbecue!"

"Here we come!" After hearing this, the fire in Qiao Sen's eyes rekindled, and he rolled up his sleeves and hurried over on the spot, "You idiot, you really don't want to stay with me!"

"It's late, you can only wait for the next set."

The war was about to break out. On the coffee table, the phone that Qiao Sen had just left beeped, and a text message popped up.

"Alipay, 10,000,000 yen."

Neither of the two who had rejoined the war noticed the change, and the screen of the mobile phone that hadn't received attention flickered and then went black.

In the end, the impromptu barbecue fight continued late into the night, until Jonson got another call.

"Has the commissioner sent by the headquarters already arrived at the bureau? Alright, Kyoko will receive it for me, and I'll be right over."

Putting down the phone, Qiao Sen took off his shirt that smelled like barbecue, and walked toward the bathroom with his bare upper body.

"Saitama, I have to go out for a while, so I leave it to you to clean up."

Saitama, who was paralyzed in the deck chair on the balcony, didn't even raise his head, but just stretched out his hand and made an OK gesture, signaling him to leave quickly: "Okay, even if you don't go out, you will ask me."

"Well, what's this called? Do you have an opinion?"

"No, thank you for your hospitality~"

"That's right," Qiao Sen took off his clothes and stood in the shower, pouring the cold water down his head, flowing down his lean and knotted muscles, "Don't go back if it's too late, the place you lived in before The guest room is still empty, you can clean it up yourself."

Saitama's weak voice came from the balcony: "Yes, I see."

10 minute later.

"You are Mr. Qiao Sen, the minister asked me to say hello to you!"

The person in charge of the receiving team sent by City A headquarters is a capable policewoman with a high ponytail. Her tall stature and perfect figure just overwhelm Kyoko.

When Qiao Sen arrived, the little policewoman who was forced to work overtime was giving him a forced look with a smile, like a working woman forced by an unscrupulous boss, her eyes were full of resentment.

It's a pity that the little policewoman's acting skills failed to penetrate Qiao Sen's face, and she just ignored her smiling and shaking hands with the mature and sexy headquarters commissioner: "Commissioner Catherine, you are welcome, I didn't know you guys arrived so soon, it's because we didn't treat you well .”

Catherine looked at the tall and handsome young policeman in front of her calmly, and smiled slightly: "The minister is very concerned about this matter, so he ordered us to come overnight, because we disturbed everyone's rest."

"Wherever it is, it's all for work, as it should be."

The two of them were polite, and Xingzi could only curl her lips when she heard it.

Only our humble workers are the ones working!

"It's not too late, I'll get straight to the point." Speaking of business, Catherine stroked the bangs hanging from her forehead, and her expression became serious. "Mr. Qiao Sen, where are the batches of energy weapons you mentioned in your report to the minister? I I hope that the handover can be completed as soon as possible so that we can return to our mission.”

"Energy weapon?!"

Shocked, Xingzi blurted out accidentally, and hurriedly covered her mouth under the eyes of the two big brothers, her little face flushed instantly.

Successfully reaped a supercilious look that has never seen the world.

Chapter 39 The Uninvited Guest

Throwing Kyoko a disdainful look, Qiao Sen looked at Catherine and nodded in response: "No problem, where is the accompanying transport vehicle, I can hand it over at any time."

"It's parked in the parking lot of the police station... eh? Can you hand it over at any time?" Catherine was stunned, and she couldn't help but wondered after figuring out the logic, "Did you carry those weapons with you?"

"It can be said that." Qiao Sen stood up, "You can be regarded as a kind of super power."

"That's great!"

Although Catherine didn't experience it personally, she had heard about the story of Qiao Sen using super powers to save the lives of a large number of policemen, so it wasn't surprising.

But when a group of people rushed to the parking lot, Qiao Sen activated his stand-in ability to unfold the "private arsenal" obtained from Jin Bin. When various types of energy firearms filled most of the parking lot, the capable City A commissioner was still on the spot. I was dumbfounded.

"It's all here."

"This this this..."

Recovering from the shock, Catherine ignored the gaffe and ordered the accompanying subordinates to load the weapons into the car on the spot, and her gaze towards Qiao Sen gradually became hotter.

It seemed that as long as Qiao Sen nodded, she would definitely not mind what happened.

Pooh!

Xingzi behind her squinted her eyes, and said softly in her heart, "You bitch!

Ok?

Qiao Sen could not help but tilt his head slightly as he sensed the rich psychological activities of the little policewoman with his telekinesis.

I haven't done anything yet, why do you scold me together?

Then you can be scolded in vain.

…………The dividing line under heavy gunfire…………

Silent all night.

click.

Saitama, who was in a drowsy sleep, heard the sound of the door closing outside the city, and pushed open the door sleepily.

"Hey, it's Qiao Sen. Did you come back after being busy?"

"Yeah, it's a little thing, I've been busy all night." Qiao Sen responded, and put the bag in his hand on the table, "I brought you breakfast, come and eat after washing up."

"It smells so good!" Saitama sniffed his nose, and suddenly regained his energy, "Got it, go wash up right away!"

When Catherine was sent away in the morning, the other party mentioned that the awards and promotion orders from the headquarters were already on the way.

Previously, due to seniority issues, even if the minister wanted to, he was unable to promote Qiao Sen in terms of rank, but with this achievement, he had to be promoted at least two ranks in a row.

Qiao Sen didn't care about these issues. The status of a public official and a hero can bring him a certain degree of convenience, but these are not the whole of life.

With his current strength, it is very easy to obtain or enjoy anything.

But the reason why human beings can be distinguished from other animals is that they can control their own desires.

Those who can't control their inner desires have long mutated into all kinds of grotesque monsters. Even though their strength may advance by leaps and bounds, from a miscellaneous fish to a dragon in an instant, there is actually no difference in front of Saitama's fist.

As a young man with a salary, free time, good looks, and cheats in the new century, Qiao Sen did not intend to try this kind of loss-making transformation.

He is not a hungry wolf, a good human being is not suitable, he must be a weirdo.

……

City Z, train station.

Tata.

A tall, fair-skinned figure walked off the high-speed train that had just arrived at the station. Her short black shoulder-length hair fluttered with the wind along with the hem of a dark green long skirt. She had an angelic face and a devilish figure with bumps and bumps.

"Isn't that "Fubuki of Hell" in 'Super Powerful Sisters'?She actually came to Z City! "

"What a sassy young lady! I've read the news, she and her younger sister are all heroes in the tornadoes!"

"Uh, Fubuki is actually my younger sister! You fake fan!"

"...Hey, with such a good figure, is she actually my younger sister!"