The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Ignoring the chattering crowd around him, Fubuki has adapted to being the focus of various environments since he was a child.

Her emerald green pupils looked around, and her nostrils hummed lightly.

"After all, it is the last city in the ranking, and even the infrastructure is much behind."

After briefly commenting on his first impression of Z City, Fubuki strolled down the platform, and his various figures disappeared at the exit.

Leaving the station, Fubuki directly boarded a roadside taxi.

She crossed her plump and slender legs without any fat. She supported her cheek with one hand and ordered: "Go to the police station."

The driver, Dashu, who was reading a magazine and waiting for business to pass the time, suddenly saw a fair-skinned and beautiful glamorous beauty in the back seat. He was surrounded by the aristocratic places around her for a while, and his words were a little awkward: " Okay, okay, lady! I, I, I...Let’s go now!"

The taxi crazily burned tires in a posture that did not conform to its own performance, ejected with thick smoke and tire marks, and drove away.

10 minute later.

The experienced driver from City Z overtook the car all the way, fought his way through the busy morning rush hour, and drove the car to the gate of City Z Police Station in the least amount of time.

"Miss, luckily you have fulfilled your duty, the police station is in front of you!"

"The car drove well, uncle." Fubuki put down his legs and floated a ten-thousand-yuan bill wrapped in his telekinesis in front of the driver. "The extra money will be used as a tip. Thank you~"

"W-Where, it's my honor to be able to serve you, Miss... Hey, I'm already gone."

The uncle driver grabbed the banknotes in his hand, but his eyes stared at the graceful back of the man who walked into the police station, smelling the faint fragrance in the car that had not dissipated. drove away.

Obviously, there is one more sad person in this city tonight.

Police station hall.

Chuuxue folded her hands in front of her chest. Seeing that the policeman at the reception did not respond, she raised her eyebrows, raised her knuckles and tapped the table lightly.

Tuk Tuk Tuk.

The stunned police officer on duty came back to his senses, quickly wiped the drool from the corner of his mouth, and straightened his waist like blood from a chicken.

"Hello, Miss! I am police officer PCZ9421 on duty. Do you need to handle business, consult, or call the police? I will serve you throughout the process!"

"I'm looking for someone." Chuuxue glanced over the police information on the wall, and his gaze stayed on a handsome male police officer's ID photo, "Here, it's him."

The police officer on duty took a closer look, and his eyes were filled with jealousy: "Hmm... Qiao Sen!?"

"...Wait a minute, I'll contact you right away."

Special class.

Jingling, the phone on the table rang, Xingzi Xiaoman twisted her waist skillfully, and used her strength to push the pulleys of the office chair to go to the desk where the phone was placed, and answered the phone.

"Hello, this is the special affairs class."

The voice of the police officer on duty came from the receiver: "This is the reception desk. Someone is looking for Officer Qiao Sen, the chief of the special affairs department."

"Why is someone looking for it again?"

Xingzi frowned, and muttered something in a low voice, thinking of the fierce woman who just came yesterday, her unique sixth sense frantically called the police.

Chapter 40 Gu Gu Gu

Like a seasoned farmer who sensed that the cabbage in the field was about to be crushed, Xingzi asked casually, "Who is looking for our section chief again this time?"

The police officer on duty carefully glanced at Fuxue who was waiting for an answer: "Yes... she is a very beautiful lady."

Sure enough, another burned fox came!

"Then our section chief is not here!"

"Huh?" Qiao Sen, who had just walked into the office, paused, "Xingzi, is anyone looking for me? What do you mean I'm not here?"

"Hmph, it's just harassing calls."

Seeing the stinky face of his deputy head, Qiao Sen shrugged: "Oh, okay."

beep...

The other end of the phone hung up with a "snap", and the police officer on duty was a little at a loss: "That..."

"I heard it." Fuxue fiddled with the ends of her hair with great interest, "Are you actually avoiding it? Sure enough, heroes have their own personalities."

"It's okay, I'll wait here for him to get off work."

Click.

In the sluggish police officer on duty, something seemed to be broken.

Special class.

"Section Head, your official appointment paperwork has been faxed."

"Really, the headquarters' actions are really fast."

Qiao Sen took the stamped official document from Xingzi, and glanced up and down.

"After research it was decided that:

Z city inspector Qiao Sen (police number PCZ9527) was promoted to the post of the special affairs section of the police department, and served as the head of the special affairs section of Z city. The probationary period lasted for one year.

The term of office is counted from now on.

——City A Police Department. "

Qiao Sen put down the appointment paperwork and handed it to Xingzi for filing: "Okay, it's your turn next."

Xingzi took it sourly: "We are not like you, triple jump! Oh..."

Qiao Sen stood up, put his finger on the little policewoman's forehead and pushed her away: "What the hell are you making such a fuss about?"

At the beginning of the training camp, the big brother planned to help himself into the top management of the headquarters within a year, but he was rejected by himself. That kind of promotion speed is called flat progress.

After dealing with the backlog of affairs in class, Xingzi didn't have time to go to the bathroom, and Qiao Sen took the opportunity to pat his butt and escape.

If you have something to do, you can do it, if you have nothing to do...

In order to prevent his subordinates from rebelling, Qiao Sen didn't go through the main entrance, activated his mental power, ejected from the corridor, and left work at the speed of light in an instant.

into the night.

Fubuki was sitting in the lobby reception room, flipping through the police magazine in his hand boredly.

The off-duty time has passed, except for those who worked overtime, those who were on duty, and those who had unfinished cases, the other police officers had left in the early evening.

goo...

Fubuki let out a small protest from her lower abdomen, her eyebrows twitched slightly, and there were faint veins popping out on her forehead.

I'm really hungry.

This hateful man has stayed away from get off work until now just to avoid himself. This is too much!

"Miss Fuxue, I ordered the Longfeng noodle set, would you like some?"

The police officer on duty who voluntarily worked overtime and beat off his successor colleagues came with a box of steaming noodle soup. The aroma of the ingredients wafted into his nostrils. Fuixue's eyes darkened and he felt even hungrier.

"...No, ask me again, where is Officer Qiao Sen? Are you off duty yet?"

"Ah, you're still waiting for him," the police officer on duty smiled darkly, "Just now I met a colleague from the special affairs department, and I heard that Officer Qiao Sen leaves work at noon."

At noon...

It's off work!

A terrifying momentum erupted, and the police officer on duty who had just reported Qiao Sen's black case shivered. The takeaway in his hand suddenly floated uncontrollably. The chair is also covered with a layer of bluish light, floating up in unison,

In the end, even the policeman on duty felt a force binding his limbs and neck, and he floated into the air out of gravity.

"Blow, blow, blow...Miss Fubuki! Stop now... Yes, no, yes, exhale, inhale..."

call--

Fubuki regained his sanity in the runaway, spit out a puff of depression, the greenness in his eyes faded, and the floating objects in the entire reception room lost the support of his thoughts, and fell to the ground with a "jingling clang".

"Sorry, Mr. Police Officer, I have caused you trouble." Fuxue turned and walked out of the reception room, "Now, I should settle accounts with some irresponsible man."

"W-what... irresponsible?"

Start chaotic and end up abandoning? !

The policeman on duty had an overturned bowl of Longfeng noodles on his head, his eyes went dark, and he passed out completely.

……

"Ah - sneeze!"

Qiao Sen, who was dealing with an incident involving a soap monster raiding the women's bathroom, suddenly closed his eyes and sneezed. The weird guy who had been cut off and was still alive and kicking, yelled, "Good opportunity! Eat my trick "Bubble Light"! "

Two strings of soap bubbles burst out from the strange man's hands, and shot forward.

Qiao Sen took out a tissue to wipe his nose, snapped his fingers, and a pile of rusty road rollers appeared out of nowhere in mid-air, and smashed down on the head of the ferocious laughing monster with heavy potential energy.

"Uh……"

The insolent laughter stopped abruptly, and there was a loud bang, and balls of fluid-like soap were splashed out from the cracked ground that was smashed by the road roller.

"Noisy, still foaming light, you think you are a water-type Pokémon! How can there be such a flamboyant and useless Pokémon!"

Qiao Sen blew his nose, complained and threw the tissue into the trash can.

Afterwards, it was only time to return the steamroller, which was finally played once, into a card state, and a group of enthusiastic female fans wrapped in bathrobes and towels ushered in.

"Mr. Super Police, thank you for saving me!!"

"Qiao Senjun, the weirdo is so scary, but luckily you're here...Stinky bitch, let me get out of Qiao Senjun's arms!"

"Why, obviously I came first!"

"Super Cop-san, I love you!"

……

"Don't crowd around. If you want to sign, just come one by one..."

"Miss, please put on your clothes."

"This aunt... Big sister, please restrain yourself."

"..."

The scene was very chaotic.

It wasn't until the reporters arrived that Qiao Sen barely got rid of the crowd of crazy fans by taking advantage of the interview.

"Huh, I always feel that this time is more difficult than dealing with ghost-level monsters."

A white monster card appeared in Qiao Sen's hand. The wolf-level monster "Lustful Soap" has the ability to make the surrounding environment slippery.

How weak is a weirdo of this level?

Perhaps if the group of female fans had maintained the enthusiasm they had when chasing stars, they would have been able to tear it apart.

No matter how it mutates, it's just a bar of soap.

He conveniently disassembled this useless card as a strengthening material, and the substitute returned the information.

[The panel of the monster's body is too poor, and this reinforcement failed. 】

Johnson: "..."

Watching the card library directly decrease by one, for some reason, Qiao Sen always had the illusion of being prostituted for nothing.

Today, he is not short of this level of improvement. Although he is working for nothing, at least he has increased his exposure as a hero, plus the eye-catching benefits that some fanatical fans gave away for free...

Burning, too burning!

Thinking about it this way, my mood immediately improved.

Chapter 41 Fubuki for the Fubuki Group

The heroic activities are over, and today's City Z is another peaceful day.

With his hands in his pockets, Qiao Sen was going to a nearby food street for supper.

Suddenly, the long-silent spider sensed a locked signal.

Qiao Sen kept walking, tilting his head while walking, and with a "whoosh", a projectile passed by his ear like a bullet.boom!

There was a dull crashing sound on the ground behind him, and the power of thought spread, and a deep pothole appeared out of nowhere on the asphalt road in the perception field of vision. At the bottom of the pothole, which was nearly half a meter deep, lay a group of crushed stone chips. The curling blue smoke generated by high-speed friction floats in the air along the hole.

In other words, what hit him was only a stone the size of a thumb.