The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Wanting to give a small stone the kinetic energy to break through the road, this kind of thing is definitely not something that ordinary people can do.

Coupled with the glinting blue light that just passed by in his perception, Qiao Sen already had a preliminary judgment on the identity of the attacker.

First, pass the trembling Tatsumaki. Sometimes that green-haired lolita has a bad personality, and she doesn't know how to act properly. It's not impossible that she can do horrible things like killing her colleagues.

But if she really made the move, the intensity of the attack should be increased by at least ten times.

If it wasn't the tornado that started the attack, and a telekinetic power similar to hers appeared, then the answer would be obvious.

Tornado's younger sister, a hero with superpowers who can envy her dead sister for a whole year, Fubuki from hell.

After clearing his mind, Qiao Sen found three handsome question marks above his head.

Strange, when did I offend her?

I have never seen it before!

Whoosh whoosh—

The dense sound of piercing the air sounded, and in Qiao Sen's perception, countless prismatic rock shells shaped into arms the size of his mind struck from high altitude like shells, and the target of the attack was directed at himself!

"It's not over yet, is it?"

The azure spiritual flame was burning, Qiao Sen swung his right hand forward like a knife, a touch of azure thought power turned into a blade-like force field to cut the sky, and the rock shells that hit the sky were all intercepted by the force field blade he inspired , instantly squeezed and deformed, exploded with the thought power of the volley collision, turned into powder, and disappeared like smoke.

"Come out, Fubuki from Hell," Qiao Sen's eyes locked somewhere in the dark sky, "How long will this kind of silly little trick be played? Attacking me, who is also a hero, if this kind of thing is reported to the association, it will be serious." It will have a very bad influence on your resume."

"As expected of the man I like," in the darkness, the perfect body outlined by the green dress slowly emerged, Fubuki stared at Qiao Sen with burning eyes, "I recognize your strength, join me, I will make you become Fubuki The deputy leader of the group, the absolute core member!"

"..." Qiao Sen was silenced on the spot, and he sighed after a long time, "Being good-looking is not a reason to be willful, miss, I'm not interested in being someone else's subordinate, and..."

"A word of advice, you will not be able to recruit your subordinates like this, goodbye."

With that said, Johnson turned and left.

"Hmph, of course I know the normal way of recruiting," Fuxue snorted coldly with sharp eyes, "It's just that you let me go for a day, and you should be the one to apologize, right?"

"When do I..."

Qiao Sen paused, and suddenly recalled the scene that happened in the office in the morning.

……

"Then our section chief is not here!"

"Huh? Kyoko, is anyone looking for me? What do you mean I'm not here?"

"Hmph, it's just harassing calls."

"Oh fine."

……

"I see."

Qiao Sen sucked his teeth, and sure enough, the boss paid for the behavior of his subordinates. It seems that Xingzi's skin has been itchy recently, and she dared not to report it.

It seems that I have to find a chance to adjust it later... No, I beat it a bit.

"Hmph, did you admit it? It's a bit of a responsibility," Fuxue clasped her hands on her chest, maintaining her usual aloof aura, "Then please have dinner as an apology."

Just as Qiao Sen was about to refute, his sensory system far beyond ordinary people's sensitivity supplemented Fuxue's slightly trembling legs under his cold posture, and a strange cooing sound came from his ears at the same time.

Coo ~ coo coo...

At this time, the moon and stars in the night sky were sparse, and no pigeons flew by within a radius of ten miles.

The source of the sound was Fuxue's flat belly that was a bit deflated.

Oh.

Johnson understood immediately.

Watch the one who feeds the child hungry.

I'm afraid I haven't eaten all day, right?

I thought about the scene where a green-haired loli comes to my door after frightening Fubuki to starvation.

In order to protect City Z from being destroyed, Qiao Sen decided to treat him.

"Okay, come with me, I happen to be going to have supper too."

Fubuki instinctively wanted to say a few words, but his stomach that had started to cramp couldn't take it anymore, so he had no choice but to follow along obediently.

After half an hour.

goo goo goo...

"Hmm...Okay, good time..."

At the roadside izakaya in the food street, Qiao Sen and Fubuki sat side by side in front of the counter.

A small hot pot was placed in front of the two of them. Fuxue ate the special sukiyaki pot, while Qiao Sen ordered the extra-spicy Sichuan-flavored pot.

"I can't even eat spicy food, and I want to recruit me into the so-called Fubuki group, poor and weak."

"What are you kidding! Miss Ben just, just... just doesn't want my skin to be ruined by that spicy food!"

"poor and weak."

"Can you say that again?"

"poor and weak."

"What are you talking about, I'll fight with you!"

It was the first time in Fuxue's life that he was ridiculed crazily because he couldn't eat spicy food, and it was also the first time he encountered a male creature who treated him with such an attitude.

Things around were gradually shrouded in green thought power, and the instigator, Qiao Sen, was not afraid at all. He squinted his head while cooking, and said, "Hey, hey, don't do it at the door of other people's stores. If you break something, the boss will be very distressed." ,Right?"

The owner of the izakaya looked at the flirting young couple with a smile, as if recalling his youthful years, with kindness written all over his face: "Ah, you just want to be happy, Miss Super Power."

"Uh, okay."

Seeing the plates of delicate ingredients in front of him, Chuuxue suddenly died down.

"Then wait till we finish eating!"

"Please, let me treat you, do you know what it means to be short-mouthed?"

"Stop talking nonsense, this is an apology!"

……

The lively meal didn't end until late at night, and Chuuxue, who had been hungry all day, was satisfied, and even Qiao Sen, who invited him to dinner, looked much more pleasing to the eye.

Apart from this, she still did not forget her original intention, and popularized her ideas to Joson Cop and the importance of building a heroic group.

"Joson, you are one of the heroes with the fastest rising popularity recently, but you have to know that these are only temporary."

"Nowadays, the number of registered heroes in the Heroes Association is still increasing, but the resources of the association or the daily exposure of various channels are always limited. If you keep working alone, there will always be new people who suddenly appear to take your place. Steal the attention of the outside world.”

Chapter 42

Fubuki followed behind Qiao Sen, talking confidently.

"But the hero team is different. The diversity of team members can bring fans with different hobbies. The joint efforts of multiple people can eliminate more powerful monsters. Even if there is no hero activity for a period of time, the interaction of team members can continue to be active. In the public eye."

"This determines that group members can easily gain far more attention than a single hero. Whether it is the increase in the number of fans or the improvement of the hero ranking, there are benefits beyond imagination... I said you guy, can you go slower! "

"It's time to go home, miss."

Fuxue frowned and stopped. Qiao Sen's voice came from the front: "I'm different from you. I have to work two jobs every day. It's very tiring, so I won't join your Fuxue team."

"..."

Fuxue really wants to swear, other policemen work overtime until late at night, but you skip work at noon, how dare you say that you are tired?

Thinking of his failure in recruiting members for the first time, Fubuki couldn't help clenching his fists.

"I won't give up!"

"Whatever you want, I'm going back to sleep."

After turning two intersections, Qiao Sen heaved a sigh of relief when he sensed that Fuxue hadn't followed.

Fubuki alone is not difficult to deal with, but behind her there is an ultimate girl-controlling green-haired loli!

Based on the principle that one thing more is worse than one thing less, it is undoubtedly the best result to let Chuuxue retreat in the face of difficulties.

A running figure passed in front of Qiao Sen, huffing and puffing. After a while, he backed up and wiped his sweaty head with a towel.

"Josen, good evening."

"Saitama, are you running at night?"

Saitama stood still, nodded and said: "I found a part-time job during the day, and there are heroic activities after get off work, so today's training will be delayed."

"I won't tell you anymore, I'll run first."

Picking up a piece of "Limiter Fragment", Qiao Sen waved his hand: "Okay, come on."

The next day.

"Section Chief, I received an alarm from the citizens of the West District, and the carriage station was attacked by strange people!"

"Understood, I'll go right away."

Qiao Sen hung up the phone, drank the last sip of coffee, left a bill on the table, pressed it with the coffee cup, got up and soared into the sky.

"Mom, look! There's Superman!"

"Baby, that's Mr. Super Police, the hero of our city Z."

"Hey! Is it a hero who had breakfast here just now?"

"Damn! The cup used by Mr. Super Police is mine! Don't grab it!"

"That plate is mine!"

The waiter at the side was pushed ten meters away by the fans who swarmed up, wanting to cry without tears: "You... the tip is for me!"

TRAIN STATION.

A high-speed airflow ripped through the clouds, leaving a clear track in the sky, and it came over the railway station in a blink of an eye.

Below, a giant durian covered with spikes and with human hands and feet is wreaking havoc on the fruit street outside the train station.

"Why can human beings wantonly slaughter fruits? The life of fruits is also life!"

"Muhahaha, I am the "Durian Monster" who has awakened the consciousness of rebellion. As the natural enemy of all fruits, you damn human beings, go to hell with me!Sine! "

In the sky, the corners of Qiao Sen's mouth twitched when he saw this scene.

He said he wanted to fight for the fruit, but his huge body crushed other fruits in the fruit shop. His whole body was covered with the "blood" of his companions, exuding an alluring fragrance.

The brain circuit of the weirdo is really incomprehensible.

Perhaps the deterrent power of the durian monster is really insufficient. Many of the people present are durian lovers, so the surrounding citizens are not so flustered. Except for the shopkeeper who escaped in an emergency, everyone else is holding their mobile phones in high spirits, taking pictures. , record the video of the video.

Some people are even discussing whether the durian that has mutated into a strange man can continuously produce durian pulp. If so, they must catch one and keep it as a pet at home.

Listen, is this human?

Qiao Sen was ashamed and was about to go down to end the farce when a cold female voice came from his ear.

"Hell Lan—"

The violent wind formed by the power of thoughts rose out of thin air, and the gravel and steel bars caused by the monster's destruction were engulfed by the violent wind. The gradually formed tornado became more powerful, and rushed forward suddenly, covering the stunned durian monster.

Snatch snatch!

The dense gravel was accelerated to the speed of a rifle bullet by the power of thought, and became the sharpest weapon to pierce the thick lignified skin of the monster and penetrate deeply into it.

ahhh-

A miserable howl came from the blue hurricane. After a while, as the blue hell storm gradually subsided, a strong durian fruit fragrance wafted from the street, and the children next door almost cried.

Durian Freak, died at: 10 minutes.

The stand-in ability passively grabs the soul of the monster who is about to disappear. Qiao Sen has an extra monster N card in his hand. This kind of expired dog food has no value at all. He casually throws it into the card library and prepares to collect a batch. Then unify and decompose for strengthening.

The weirdo was killed by Chuuxue first, and Qiao Sen didn't work hard, so he naturally didn't plan to show up and compete with the young lady for the limelight.

After getting the monster card, he was ready to leave immediately.

At this moment, a cold female voice came from Qiao Sen's ear: "Super Cop Qiao Sen, I won this time!"