The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

However, it is not yet known how much water is in the A-grade on paper.

After all, the A-level of the ordinary stand-in is because it can only reach the A-level, and the A-level of the Platinum Gorilla is because the upper limit of the panel is only A-level.

The gap is not the same.

Except for the soaring "destructive power" under the effect of "controllable breakthrough", the remaining panel attributes have not changed except for "range", and the rest have experienced more or less growth.

Although I don’t know what the use of attributes is for a broken deck of cards, at least the current 3A panel looks much more comfortable than the uneven younger brother panel of the Five in the past... I’ll wipe it!

WTF?

Just as Qiao Sen was judging the stand-in panel with great interest, a lavender transparent figure with a naked upper body and a skirt around his waist appeared out of nowhere beside him, and even his whole body was burning with azure blue flames of the same style as his mental power!

Hey, this evil thing floating in the air like a ghost is so close to your face, why doesn't the "Spider Sense" call the police?

Breaking out in a cold sweat, Qiao Sen took a step back in a stressful way, ready for battle. The toothbrush dipped in toothpaste foam turned into a dagger, ready to stab the figure at any time.

Who would have thought that the next second, the half-naked man beside him would follow him like a shadow!

The extremely hard toothbrush with mental power was attached to it halfway, and Qiao Sen suddenly noticed that the transparent figure with his hands crossed and making a "daba" gesture with a slightly wronged face was inexplicably familiar.

He has sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, a handsome but resolute face, a tall and straight figure, and strong muscles.

Turning around abruptly, he was actually the same as himself reflected in the mirror——

Same hair!

There seemed to be a flash of lightning piercing the darkness in his mind. Looking at the man's strange skirt woven entirely of fantasy cards, Qiao Sen ruled out all the impossible, opened his mouth and sprayed a mouthful of toothpaste foam.

"Food tasika beans!?"

The half-naked man floating on the side nodded in agreement with a sigh of relief, and opened his mouth to say: "YES!"

Johnson: "..."

Highlight a concise and concise statement, and the words are clear and round.

Pulling the towel on the wall to wipe the foam from the corner of his mouth, Qiao Sen rubbed his eyes disbelievingly.

Opening his eyes again, the figure beside him looked calm and did not disappear because of his actions.

Qiao Sen patted his dazed forehead, and finally accepted the shocking blow from his double.

After the second evolution, the card that was the size of a palm had grown into a handsome man of the Qiao family. Who wouldn't be confused by this situation?

Qiao Sen's apartment is not small, and the bathroom is much larger than some single pigeon coops, but there are two 1.9-meter-five burly men in front of the sink, one of them has a calm face and is floating with his arms folded up in the air……

The whole space suddenly seemed cramped.

Speaking of which, how to get along with humanoid doubles really involves Qiao Sen's knowledge blind spot.

Johnson: (￢_￢)

Fantasy Cards: (._.)

In front of the sink, the two Qiao Sen stared at each other speechlessly.

But this is also a normal phenomenon. No matter who suddenly has a half-naked hunk who follows him around him, there will always be something strange in his heart.

Sexy Prisoner: Is there such a good thing?

(￣ε(#￣)☆╰╮o(￣dish￣///)

Excluding a certain S-rank with a problematic orientation, even when the Qiao family God of War awakens a substitute, doesn't he regard the Platinum Gorilla as a ghost for day and night defense?He even performed a god-level operation that permanently reduced the Platinum Gorilla's range to C-level by shooting himself with a pistol.

In contrast, Qiao Sen's first reaction of defending himself with a toothbrush was quite peaceful.

Fortunately, the fantasy card that evolved into a human form is the same type of stand-in as the Platinum Gorilla, and he looks like a stern macho on a daily basis.

Qiao Sen couldn't help but heave a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the other side of himself is not a chatterbox.

Thinking about it this way, he couldn't help but feel relieved. After the avatar evolved into a human form, its functionality would inevitably improve to an epic level.

Find an opportunity to fully pull up the "speed" that slightly stretches the hips, and imagine that the double-A body doubles of the force speed will end at the same time...

Qiao Sen has already prepared to ask Saitama about the mystery of "Continuous Normal Punch".

As for the side effect of having more individuals around out of thin air, it's like looking in the mirror.

After cleaning up the sink, Qiao Sen turned to the kitchen and arranged breakfast for himself.

Ham bread, fried eggs with butter.

While making coffee, he asked specifically, "Would you like a cup?"

Fantasy Card glanced at it like a fool, and shook his head silently.

"Is that so..."

Qiao Sen also realized that the substitute has no entity, and the food and water necessary for human beings are even more meaningless to the spiritual body.

"Why don't you try making breakfast?"

Regarding the unreasonable request of the real body, Fantasy Card, which had just acquired a humanoid body, hesitated for a moment, then stepped forward to take over the frying pan and cups and saucers controlled by telekinesis.

Looking at the stand-in who was preparing breakfast seriously, Qiao Sen's eyes filled with tears. After traveling for more than half a year, he finally realized the freedom to cook. Do he have to celebrate with Saitama and the others?

Although in the eyes of others, there is no essential difference between cooking for a substitute and cooking with thoughts.

The hot breakfast was served on the table, and Qiao Sen tasted it with great anticipation. How about the taste?

Regardless of the proportion of seasoning or the control of the heat, it can only be said that it is exactly the same as my own craftsmanship, just like eating breakfast made by myself.

But this is not the point.

He greeted the stand-in who was floating by his side after finishing the work and sat down across the table.

Qiao Sen asked while eating: "Although there is a spiritual connection between us, why don't you give yourself a name, it's too troublesome to call yourself by the full name all the time - mainly because it is easy to be read by using a four-letter substitute name all the time. Yanzu scolded the number of words in water."

Fantasy Card was startled when he heard the words, nodded solemnly, and fell into deep thought.

Not long after, he seemed to have made a decision, and said calmly but seriously: "F."

"F? Do you want to take the initials? It's too simple..." Qiao Sen put the last piece of fried egg into his mouth, "Let's call it 'F boy'. As a nickname, it is simple and friendly, and it sounds nice but also has a hint of something. With a touch of playfulness, I just decided.”

F cub: "..." (As long as you are happy.)

Today's breakfast ended in a harmonious atmosphere, without Qiao Sen's reminder, Cub F consciously showed up to clean up the mess, and went into the kitchen with ease to fill in the water and wash the dishes.Finally, after confirming that there was no dirt or water stains on the cleaned dishes, it silently floated back to the body and disappeared.

Look, what is professionalism?

That's called professionalism!

If the picture of the muscular man with the black and white apron was not too restrictive, Qiao Sen would have bought the whole housekeeping suit of the same style as Janos for the substitute.

Chapter 49 Operation skipping work

Qiao Sen lay comfortably on the sofa and watched the action of the stand-in, and suddenly expressed the emotion of discovering a new world.

"It would be much more convenient if there was a confinement wife at home!"

At some point in the void, a handsome lavender face appeared, with knife-sharp eyes shooting straight at it.

"Uh……"

Sensing the death stare from F-cub, Qiao Sen's face turned red in a rare moment.

Only then did he remember that the current version had fixed the bug that the double could not hit people with his hands.

It's better to be too arrogant!

Someone laughed sarcastically and restrained his ugly capitalist expression for a moment.

Whoa, whoa, whoa!

"Don't think too much, what I mean is, the "precision" of B-level is really more suitable for things like housework. "

Already foreseeing the fate of being squeezed in the future, Cub F showed a contemptuous expression of "the old man is so bad, I believe you are a ghost" in his eyes, sank into the void and disappeared.

Qiao Sen even temporarily awakened his clairvoyance ability, and saw the international friendly gesture he made to himself in the void before leaving.

Damn, is this the happiness of capitalists?

The person who slumped back to the sofa rested his head on his hands, raised the corners of his mouth, and immediately denied his immature thoughts.

No, you can't even imagine the happiness of capitalists!

……

After leaving the apartment, Qiao Sen walked on the streets of City Z and made two phone calls in succession.

The first one to call the bureau was Xingzi who answered the call.

"Special affairs class here, what's the matter?"

"Hey, Kyoko, have you arrived at the bureau so early?"

"...It's already eight forty, section chief, shouldn't this be normal working hours?"

Kyoko recognized that it was Qiao Sen, and her energetic voice suddenly lost her breath.

There was a muffled "thud" sound from the other end of the radio wave, as if her chin hit the table directly.

"Ha, is that so?" Qiao Sen laughed, trying to hide the fact that he no longer remembered the normal working hours, "By the way, I have something to deal with today, so I won't report to the bureau .”

"..." Xingzi was silent for two seconds, and then roared impotently and furiously, "Obviously with the current superpower of the section chief, it's easy to report to the bureau, right? Ben right!"

Qiao Sen subconsciously took the phone away, and waited until the energetic (satisfied) roar on the other side stopped for a while, then took the phone back, and continued: "Ah, ah, don't care about such details , my dear subordinates, continue to work hard today!"

"Then please don't call our ignorant section chief to take up precious wiring channels and interfere with the normal work of the special affairs section! Over!"

beep...

Listening to the busy tone of "beep beep" coming from the opposite side of the radio wave, Qiao Sen blinked. The assistant section chief was able to say such a long paragraph without punctuation marks in one breath, and it is really powerful to strengthen people's lung capacity.

This character card is really useful!

Immediately afterwards, he called Lan Ni, the official contact person of his Hero Association.

"Miss Lanny, I'm Qiao Sen. I need to trouble you about something."

After receiving a call from Qiao Sen early in the morning, Lanny, who was in a meeting, gestured to the team members to stay put. Then she quickly came to the next office and solemnly replied: "Mr. Qiao Sen, please tell me, if I will fully cooperate within my capabilities!"

"That's it..."

Qiao Sen said his thoughts again, and Lanny tapped the table with her fingers, thinking: "Do you want a communication device that can receive information from the association at any time? Indeed, if some powerful heroes are equipped with this special The communicator, the efficiency of dealing with weirdos will definitely be greatly improved...Okay, I will report your suggestion to the headquarters. For the time being, we can provide you with a wireless walkie-talkie within the association. After receiving a specific channel, No matter where a monster disaster occurs, it can be passed on as soon as possible."

"Okay, that's enough."

"Okay, how can I send it to you?"

"No, I'll come and get it myself." Qiao Sen's voice came from the receiver, "Are you in the branch now? Which office?"

Lanie subconsciously replied: "2801, I'm in my office."

"Then please open the door."

Lanny:?

"Uh... now?"

Just when the blonde female cadre was puzzled, there was a clear knock on the office door.

Tuk Tuk Tuk.

"Please come in."

"Excuse me, Miss Lanny, long time no see."

Seeing the tall figure walking in from outside the door, Lan Ni's pupils trembled in shock, and the explosion-proof mobile phone that had not been hung up in her hand slipped in shock and was about to fall to the ground.

A big hand appeared out of nowhere in the void, caught the dropped mobile phone and put it back on the desk, and at the same time pressed the hang up button to hang up the call that was no longer needed.

After half an hour.

After being pulled by Lani to update his ability data, Qiaosen was able to walk out of the association door with a personal infantry phone customized by the Heroes Association.

The police station is also equipped with similar equipment, and Qiao Sen is no stranger to this.

Adjust the signal to the channel provided by Lanny, and at the same time wear the matching wireless headset. After a moment of hoarse electric sound, the staff's report voice came out.

"...Monitoring the mobile phones of citizens in D City, we have captured pictures of suspected wolf-shaped monsters, and we have dispatched specialists to confirm! The specific location is..."

"A grade B bounty criminal "Angelo the Demoman" appeared in City C. Please ask if you need to send a hero with a sequence above B grade to investigate, Over! "

"..."

In an instant, messages related to disasters and criminals were played through the headset, and Qiao Sen had a satisfied look on his face.