The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

This kind of intelligence gathering ability, coupled with the increasingly powerful disaster handling ability due to the increasingly large team of heroes, it is inevitable that the police cannot handle the Heroes Association.

Then let's start from the nearest city D!

From the Z City Heroes Association branch, Lani, who had transferred surveillance authority, watched Qiao Sen disappear from under the gate camera, her beautiful eyes flickering, and a certain idea in her heart gradually became firmer.

For the project that is being prepared at the headquarters, I must recommend Mr. Qiao Sen, who is No. 1 in the super power department in my mind!

Compared with that "Explosion" who doesn't care about the hero's identity at all, our "Super Police" in City Z is more qualified to ascend to the throne!

After making a decision, Lani pulled out her seat with a swipe, her valiant and heroic posture seemed to be stepping onto the battlefield that belonged to her.

On the computer desktop in the office, she clicked on a Word document titled "Special Work Plan for Adding "S-Class Sequence"", her hands fluttered on the keyboard, and a battle belonging to the association's civilian staff began.

Chapter 50 Monster Hunting

City D.

This city adjacent to City Z belongs to the high-latitude region of the supercontinent. The climate conditions are almost exactly the same, and there is not much difference in urban construction.

The biggest difference probably lies in the population. Compared with the city Z, which has a serious population outflow, the bustling flow of people on the streets is like a sky and a ground.

There is no harm without comparison. Qiao Sen sighed and then made a keyboard warrior voice.

Blame Saitama!

Flowing water dojo, a certain guest room.

predict--

The snot bubble on Saitama's nose suddenly burst while sleeping soundly, and the snoring stopped, and he couldn't help opening his eyes in a daze.

"It's already dawn~ What's going on? I always feel like someone is saying bad things about me?"

……

City center of D.

Qiao Sen, who teleported over, felt the customs and customs of the brother city, then took off into the air and flew towards the target location based on the information just confirmed on the walkie-talkie.

……

"Hey! Pervert over there! Put down the underwear on the shelf!"

"You don't want to die? Run, that's a weirdo!"

"Hey... What a weirdo! Help!"

"..."

……

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-"

In the BANANA underwear store, a swift black and white figure smashed through the glass cabinet door and rushed onto the street. The sound of howling wolves came from far away. After the initial shock, the crowd on the street let out panic when they saw clearly the beast that broke into the crowd. The screams scattered and fled, and the scene was once very chaotic.

Qiao Sen, who had already arrived at the scene of the incident, saw the wolf-shaped weirdo with a lace pink women's bra on his head and various kinds of underwear hanging on his two front paws. The corners of his mouth twitched and he couldn't help but feel messy in the wind.

"...Is he really a pervert?"

"Ok?"

The three-meter-tall wolf-shaped monster had gray fur. His ears twitched when he noticed the human voice behind him. He immediately stopped howling excitedly, and kept his upright body motionless. The wolf's head turned ferociously to his back, blood red. His eyes were fiercely locked on Qiao Sen in the middle of the road.

Since all the passers-by on the street had fled, Qiao Sen stood still and stood out.

"Well said! I am the "pervert" who was caught stealing underwear!The first thing he did when he mutated into a weirdo was to hunt for women's underwear in the city. Ouch-ooh-ooh-" The beastly nature exploded and he threw his head up and howled for a while. The wolf-shaped weirdo who called himself a "pervert" let out a weird laugh, "You have the guts to appear in front of me. , you are the legendary hero, right? I advise you to stay out of your own business! Otherwise, I won’t mind swallowing you up! Jiejiejiejie..."

"..."

Because stealing underwear and mutating into a weirdo is something to be proud of, as for the small goal of "hunting women's underwear in the whole city"...

Alas, they have all mutated into weirdos, is that the pattern?

Facing the bizarre speech made by the weirdo's derailed brain circuits, Qiao Sen was really speechless.

An unusually majestic purple figure stepped out of Qiao Sen's body, with his hands in the pockets of his skirt, and his stern gaze was directed at the perverted werewolf opposite.

"Jie Jie Jie, don't you answer?" The "pervert" who hadn't noticed the danger at all grinned, and spit out a mouthful of stinky and hot white steam from the wolf kiss full of sharp teeth, as if thinking of something exciting, his expression gradually turned ferocious , "Are you scared? Are you guilty? Are you trembling and speechless when you see the majestic appearance of my uncle? Aww——"

"That's right, my uncle is no longer that weak and weak human being, even in the face of a so-called hero, he doesn't need to be hypocritical... Then use this tiny human being who doesn't care about life and death to try the quality of his fangs and sharp teeth... ..."

"Xine!!!"

While talking to himself, the wolf-shaped monster's muscles swelled rapidly, and its exaggerated tendons squirmed like earthworms on the surface of the body. The head that had completely turned into a wolf's head actually showed a standard idiot smile, and the huge body burst out with incongruent emotions. With speed and dexterity, he rushed to Qiao Sen's side at a speed that was difficult for ordinary people to catch, and he opened his bloody mouth and spewed out a foul smell and bit his head!

The foreseen scene of blood splattering did not appear, and the "pervert" felt as if something was holding his big mouth, and he wanted to exert force but was unexpectedly unable to move.

"……Um?"

The strange man whimpered suspiciously, except for the little human with his hands in his pockets, there was obviously nothing in front of him!

In his mental vision, Cub F, who was standing in front of Qiao Sen, stretched out his hands to resist the intruding wolf kiss. His upper and lower jaws, which had an amazing bite force, were pinched by two iron hands, preventing him from making any progress.

"We're in a hurry, let's do it."

Hearing Ontology's speech, Cub F silently nodded and let go.

"Aww! There's nothing you can do, human! West..."

The "pervert" who lost his restraint looked up to the sky and screamed, but he didn't know that a fist with thick joints was approaching.

After a long period of accumulating power, the no-frills swing punched on the cheek of the weirdo. The terrifying force interrupted the villain's speech, and the pierced air formed a vacuum, sending out a piercing explosion of air!

bang——

A hairy, headless corpse swayed and fell, and the splashed mosaic instantly formed an abstract blood-ink painting on the road.

A hot-eyed R card fell into Qiao Sen's hand, and the card was a "pervert" wearing a lace corset.

Qiao Sen didn't even look at the effect, and disassembled it in distaste.

[Speed ​​+10. 】

Barely gaining ten basic attributes is better than nothing.

[Number of destiny card draws +1. 】

[The current number of destiny card draws: 5 times. 】

"Eh……"

After receiving the number of cards, Qiao Sen looked at him in surprise.

Above the monster's corpse, Cub F was calmly retracting his blood-stained fist.

"The strength is not bad! But this speed is really eye-catching."

As a weirdo, the strength displayed by "Satyr" is more than enough for a tiger-level disaster. The F-cub can explode the hardest skull on his body with a single punch. The pure physical destructive power has surpassed most A-level heroes.

Well, I can almost catch up with the main body when I first debuted.

Cub F nodded calmly, seemingly not paying attention at all, and stepped into Qiao Sen's body, and disappeared at the same time as the two overlapped.

"Yeah, it doesn't seem like a good thing if the stand-in is too cold..."

Touching his nose, Qiao Sen listened to the message in the headset, and disappeared in a flash.

City A.

Fubuki, who was wearing a luxurious coat, was followed by a handsome man in a black suit. He opened his hands toward the mutated plant-type monster "Evil Nepenthes" in front of him——

"Hell Lan!"

The light blue gust of thought power was rolled up out of thin air, and the weird man surrounded by it closed his mouth with leaves, and let the wind formed by the power of thought and the stone hit his body, and the gap in the big mouth let out a wicked smile, with a nonchalant expression. Arrogant look.

There was a younger brother watching intently behind him, Fuxuexiu frowned, and was about to increase the power output to eliminate the weirdo in one fell swoop, when suddenly, the rough-skinned and thick-skinned "Evil Nepenthes" burst like a balloon, and the liquid shot out even Dye the violent wind formed by the power of thought into a sticky turquoise.

Chapter 51

"...The weirdo was wiped out?!"

"So strong, it's so effortless!"

"It's an understatement to defeat the weirdo, as expected of our B-rank strongest psychic user "Fubuki of Hell"! "

"Fubuki-sama, let's compete!"

The newly promoted members of the Fubuki team spared no effort in admiring and cheering. Surrounded by Fuxue, Fuxue didn't show much joy, but withdrew his thoughts with a puzzled expression.

Did something purple flash past just now?

To actually defeat such a tricky monster with just one blow, what the hell is it!

……

Q city.

stomping on...

A white figure quickly shuttled among the tall buildings, climbing and jumping along the walls and pipes on all fours, with extremely agile movements, as if walking on the ground as if ignoring the gravity of the earth.

Jumping down from the roof of a residential building, the white figure hurried to the place where the smoke was rising just in time to witness the upper body of the troublemaker being blown up by an invisible force. The tall young men in ordinary casual clothes looked at each other.

"Hey, this isn't Saitama's trumpet... no, it's Police Dog Man!" Qiao Sen greeted him friendly and explained, "Because he happened to be near the weirdo, he took action first."

Police Dogman, who has the same strong style as Saitama, still wears the same white doll dog leather case that has never changed for thousands of years. Seeing that the strange man has been eliminated, he changed from the original pouncing posture with his body bent and ready to go. The bad dog squatted, probed a little, and sniffed its nose in Qiao Sen's direction.

Then, as if confirming something, he nodded expressionlessly to express his approval.

"..."

Police Dogman is obviously not the kind of character who is good at socializing. For Qiao Sen, a colleague of the Heroes Association, he only communicated with movements, and then jumped up to the nearby small building. After a few jumps, he disappeared into the dense urban buildings among.

The amazing jumping ability is fully displayed, and the movements are also quite skilled. Peter Parker called him an expert when he saw it.

It was the first time for Qiao Sen to come into contact with Police Dog. The patron saint of Q City, who was dubbed Saitama by netizens in his previous life, currently ranks 301st in the C-level hero ranking. The weekly hero ranking update list has ups and downs. There has not been much change, and it has been hovering on the edge of the bottom of the C-level.

This is also the current situation of most truly strong people. Before the S-level system was officially launched, they often carried out heroic activities silently. Even if they defeated many powerful weirdos that were beyond the range of ordinary heroes, they would not be like those who are keen on fame and fortune. Guys hype it up like that.

After all, from their perspective, these are just trivial things.

Watching Police Dog leave, Qiao Sen observed that his every move was no different from that of a real dog, just like a large Samoyed that ate the human fruit.

"This is really..." Qiao Sen let out a heartfelt sigh as he kept complaining in his heart, "This is really a serious Cosplay enthusiast!"

City C.

The vicious bounty criminal was holding a large bundle of high explosives to hold hostages and confront the police. The next moment, the explosives in his hand disappeared, his limbs were broken, and he lay on the ground crying.

A group of police officers hiding behind a police car couldn't help but look at each other.

"See who did it?"

"I don't know!"

City E.

The cyclops, which is as tall as a three-story residential building, is wreaking havoc in the city center with a big tree as a weapon.

Amid the sound of the siren, the huge eyes that could not be pierced by bullets suddenly exploded, and the back of the head exploded as if it had been blasted, creating a hole big enough for an adult to enter, and the mosaic mixed with blood and brains splashed wantonly.

The "weapon" slipped from the strange man's hand, and his body fell down with a bang, collapsing a piece of the road immediately.

City Y.

……

With mobility that ordinary heroes do not have, Qiao Sen jumped back and forth between cities inhabited by humans, and it took only half a day to collect the ten card draws needed to activate the fourth ability.

The only side effect is that the long-distance "teleportation" consumes a lot, even his current mental power reserves have been consumed by nearly [-]%.

At present, [-]% of Qiao Sen's mental power is not a small amount, and it can easily wipe City Z off the map with one release.

Fortunately, his mana and mana recovery speed have reached the ranks of the top superpowers represented by Tornado, and after returning home, he recovered after a short rest.

At the same time, the intelligence personnel of the Heroes' Association in many cities went into a frenzy.

The weirdo was dismissed as soon as he was identified, and when the follow-up mopping forces arrived, they couldn't even be sure who the hero was.Only a broken and incomplete corpse can be seen, and personnel can only be arranged to recover the corpse of the weird person. A media announcement and a promotional soft post on social platforms should be carried out at the same time, but they can't be beaten to death.

No, how could there be a hero who doesn't even want fan popularity related to the ranking?

No matter how bad it is, attendance records, achievements and corresponding hero activity allowances should be needed, right?

At this moment, the heads of publicity departments in various places burst into tears——

It's hard work!

On the other hand, Qiao Sen, who returned to City Z, did not have these worries.