The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"Water escape—who will repair the dam!"

"Wow--"

An exaggerated stream of water sprayed towards Saitama, and by the time he realized it, he had completely turned into a drowned chicken.

Along with it, the blood and dirt on his body were also washed away.

"Okay, it's alright."

Precisely controlling the water output of the "Great Waterfall Jutsu", Qiao Sen snapped his fingers, and the plastic bag in the sky fell back into Saitama's hands.

puff--

tick tock tick tock...

Saitama, who was dripping all over his body, took it blankly, spit out a big mouthful of water, and the eyes of the dead fish were full of resentment: "Qiao Sen, I have no grievances with you, why did you spit on me!"

"That's not saliva, it's... Forget it, just treat it as a super power."

"Don't think about fooling around so easily, hey!!"

On the side, King, who had been stunned for a long time, was dumbfounded, and suddenly felt that the benefactor's defeat of the giant octopus just now was not so outrageous.

Is this a hero?

"Hey, are you still here?"

After arguing for a while, Saitama found that he couldn't beat Qiao Sen, who turned into a gold master's father every day. Saitama gave up struggling, and then noticed King who had been standing beside Qiao Sen.

"Yes, it is!"

King came back to his senses and bowed sincerely to Saitama: "There is a pharmacy outside the pedestrian street. I asked them to bandage it and then rushed back to thank you, my benefactor!"

"Oh, there is no need to thank you so formally," Saitama scratched his head, "I am a person who wants to be a hero out of interest, and since I meet a weirdo, there is no possibility of ignoring him."

"Besides, the big guy I killed today is a big gain for me, so don't worry too much about it."

hero...

There was a hint of envy and longing in King's eyes, but when he looked at Saitama and Qiao Sen, who was obviously not an ordinary person beside him, the flash of emotion quickly dimmed.

Impossible, I'm just an ordinary person, an abandoned house who only knows how to play games, how can it be possible for people like them who are already strong to become heroes?

"It's possible."

Chapter 83 The world line is constricted

"It's possible."

Qiao Sen suddenly said.

Saitama was at a loss: "What is possible."

"……Eh?"

King was shocked.

Did I speak my mind just now?

"As long as you keep training, you can also become stronger." Qiao Sen pointed to Saitama, "Just look at Saitama, this guy has been training for less than a year, and he can already deal with monsters of this size alone. If it's you, I think it should be okay, right?"

Saitama: "..."

"Hey, hey, why did you suddenly take me as an example!!"

"really?"

King couldn't help feeling a little moved, becoming stronger or something...

impossible!

There seemed to be a villain roaring hysterically in King's heart——

Absolutely impossible!

People like me who have neither courage nor perseverance...

It's impossible to persist even with the most ordinary training, right?

"Think about it. If you are interested, you can come to Z City to find me." Qiao Sen took out a business card printed by the Heroes Association and handed it to King. "I will introduce you to the best trainer."

"Ah, okay," King took it subconsciously, "Thank you..."

He lowered his head and glanced at the title on the business card, S-class hero, "Super Cop" Qiao Sen.

King thought of the news he saw while surfing the Internet before, and suddenly realized.

It turned out to be him!

Seeing that Qiao Sen made the invitation without asking his own opinion, Saitama immediately frowned: "Hey, hey, don't glance at me so clearly when you talk, I haven't finished the training myself, how can I train others? ?”

click-

Qiao Sen quickly took out his mobile phone and took a picture of this precious scene.

When I sell it to the bald cape man in the future, the price will be set at 10000 yen per piece.

After he finished, he said: "It's just a way of doing it. Wouldn't it be more motivating for two of us to train together?"

Saitama, whose painting style is gradually becoming simpler, couldn't help jumping: "Don't help others make decisions casually!"

"Hey, hey, hey, are you angry?" Qiao Sen pressed the brim of his hat and activated his ultimate move, "This month's special beef hot pot, I'll cover it."

"This kind of trainee, please be sure to introduce me a few more!"

King: "..."

King, who was originally afraid of society, couldn't intervene in the conversation between the two. Qiao Sen took care of Saitama and walked towards him: "By the way, you were just injured, right? I have a healing ability that can speed up healing. If you believe it, As for me, let me help you treat it!”

"Hey, can I? That's troublesome."

The "Palm Immortal Technique" was activated, and chakra full of healing power poured into the wound. King's expression eased, and he said pleasantly: "It's effective, and the pain is gone!"

"It's good if it works, uh..."

After removing the gauze from King's face, Qiao Sen's expression froze.

The three familiar scars still remained on King's face, making him a bit closer to the strongest hero on the surface in the original book.

A rare trace of cold sweat broke out on Qiao Sen's forehead. What exactly was the problem?

I just treated a few survivors, and the wounds on their abdomens were completely healed. What's going on?

At this time, Saitama had thoughtfully found a fragment of the floor-to-ceiling window and held it up in front of King to let him see what he looked like.

"Oh, it's really completely healed. Although there are scars left, it looks surprisingly good. Now some ruffians should not dare to bully me."

Saitama agreed and commented: "Indeed, at first glance, the momentum is not bad."

Qiao Sen:?

"Arigado, Qiao Sensang!"

Eh, are you not angry?

"Ahem..." A certain quack doctor breathed a sigh of relief, and pressed the brim of his hat habitually, making it difficult for people to see his expression. "You're welcome, just recover."

……

At the same time, the M City branch of the Hero Association.

In the first war room, the staff nervously operated the computers in front of them.

For a moment, the picture on the big screen shook, and a dynamic aerial view of the city appeared. Below was the downtown pedestrian street that had been destroyed by weirdos.

"A big thief! It's back! Team leader, the drone's picture is back!"

Seeing the subordinates shaking their fists excitedly, the team leader frowned in displeasure: "Don't make such a fuss, haven't you already tested it before?"

The subordinate shrank his neck, and while operating the cockpit remotely, whispered: "But it is indeed the first time to use it in actual combat..."

"Okay, let's see what happened at the scene!"

At the order of the team leader, the high-definition camera of the drone was aimed at the center of the severely damaged ruins. As the lens zoomed, the picture on the big screen continued to enlarge.

"That's it! The corpse of the weirdo! The weirdo has been wiped out!"

"I'm not blind! It seems that a hero has arrived ahead of time... Turn around quickly, there are three people there, zoom in the camera again!"

"receive."

The next moment, the three figures of Qiao Sen appeared on the big screen.

"Are they the ones who eliminated the weirdo?" The staff manipulating the drone stared at Qiao Sen suspiciously, or rather, Qiao Sen's peaked cap. "Leader, this person looks so familiar. Is he a hero of the association?"

The team leader was also a little uncertain when asked, "It should be... Do the data comparison immediately!"

A quick response came from the console side: "Report, after importing the pictures into the database, it shows that there are no results!"

"What? Aren't the three of them registered heroes of the association?"

The team leader was taken aback for a moment, and then his eyes were attracted by another figure.

In the picture, the blond man wearing a black sweater looks only slightly shorter than the other person, and the three terrifying scars on his face make his indifferent eyes full of murderous intent, even through the screen, he can feel the terrifying horror momentum!

This one... is definitely a strong man, right?

The team leader's eyes lit up when he thought he had found an important target. The association had just announced the sequence of S-class heroes. If City M could apply for an S-class hero, it would be a big event that the entire branch would be proud of!

As soon as he mentioned this, his heart suddenly became angry.

Haven't you seen that Lani from the Z City branch getting more and more arrogant in the video conference recently?

Isn’t it because two high-ranking S-class heroes appeared in Z City in a row!

Humph, you little lucky bitch!

"The man in the black suit, according to my inference, must be the one who took care of that huge weirdo! In 3 minutes, I want all his information!"

"Yes!"

"But team leader, don't we need to control the two people around him?"

"Those two guys, one of them really can't see their faces clearly, and the other... looks like an ordinary person with some hair loss, maybe it's a passerby who was rescued?" The team leader patted the table and made a conclusion, "Our resources are limited, and we should give priority to the man with the strongest temperament. Do you hear me clearly!?"

"Yes!" ×N

Chapter 84 The world line is constricted

The M City Branch of the Heroes Association, the first war room.

The team leader who discovered the treasure gave orders in an orderly manner.

"Don't report the archives of this operation to the headquarters, our branch will handle it by itself! By the way, we have to give our future S-class in M ​​City a resounding heroic name..."

He frowned and thought hard for a while, and finally typed a few times on the keyboard in front of him, with a satisfied smile on his face: "Then just call him 'King'!" "

At this moment, the picture on the big screen shook violently, and then turned into a black screen with a "pop".

"..." The corner of the group leader's mouth twitched, "Xiaozhi! What's going on!! Have you saved the video data just now!?"

"Saved, saved! But the drone seems to have crashed," the staff member named Xiaozhi curled his lips, "I just said that the reliability of this thing in actual combat is a problem."

"...Shut up! You crow mouth!!"

……

M City Pedestrian Street.

Ok?

Qiao Sen raised his head slightly, and in the field of view of "Heart Net", the drone hovering above his head had nothing to hide.

What kind of boring person is playing surveillance...

A wave of electromagnetic interference was launched, and the directional EMP directly destroyed the electronic components of the drone. The four rotors suddenly lost control and locked up, and fell into the ruins as if they were drunk.

At this time, the sharp-eyed Qiao Sen suddenly found the words "M City Branch of the Heroes Association" printed on the drone before it fell.

Ah, so it’s your own?

Seems like a typo...

A certain person looked around guiltily, and was relieved to find that the nearby monitoring facilities had been damaged in the battle just now.

"We should go! Saitama!"

"Hey, are you in such a hurry all of a sudden?" Saitama looked up at the tail of the setting sun in the sky, "But yes, it's getting dark!"