The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

"Why don't you stay, let me treat you to a meal?" King asked to stay.

"Save it for next time," Qiao Sen patted him on the shoulder, "I have a hunch that we will meet again soon."

"Eh……"

King was startled, and in the next second Qiao Sen was already pressing Saitama's shoulders, and the two of them disappeared instantly in the fluctuating blue light.

……

Z city, no man's land.

Saitama set up a large pot on the gas stove, which was filled with octopus slices.

He originally wanted to share the rare fresh seafood with Qiao Sen, but the latter refused, saying that he would rather eat instant noodles than eat something from a weirdo.

"Speaking of Qiaoson, why do you think so highly of that person and gave him a business card?"

Saitama stirred the octopus slices in the pot and wondered.

Qiao Sen was lying on the tatami in the living room, flipping through the latest City Evening News, and replied casually, "Because, that person has the potential to become a hero."

"is it?"

Thinking back, Saitama didn't see any qualities in that person that fit a hero.

"Heh, don't underestimate people casually. Even if you are in a 1v1 with him in certain events, you will be abused to the point of utter disfigurement."

"Impossible, absolutely impossible!"

Saitama didn't believe it, and his voice became louder: "How did you come to such an arbitrary conclusion? Don't underestimate me!"

"Oh?" Qiao Sen entered the No.1 mode, "Is that so? I asked him for a phone number before I left. Do you want to try it?"

"Try and die!"

"Oh? Then you wait!"

Qiao Sen took out his mobile phone, but before he dialed a number, a call came in.

Look at the name of the note——

"King".

Strange, did King figure it out so quickly?

"Hello, this is Johnson."

"Qiao Sensang! Help! Something is wrong!"

Hearing the panicked voice on the other end of the phone, Qiao Sen sat upright suddenly: "What happened? You won't meet a weirdo again, will you?"

"Weird? Uh... that's not true. It's the heroes and the Heroes' Association who came to me!"

"what?"

Qiao Sen immediately thought of the drone that he "missed" and shot down, wouldn't it be coming to his door to ask for compensation?

But after listening to King's story, I realized that this was not the case at all.

……

M city city center apartment, 22nd floor.

With a sound of "ding", the elevator arrived.

Two men in black suits walked out. One of them glanced at the door number: "This should be right here, right?"

"According to the information, that gentleman lives alone all year round at this address."

"Okay, then ring the doorbell!"

Inside the apartment.

King carefully opened the slightly damaged dating simulation game disc case, and he was relieved to see that the game disc with the pink Two-dimensional girl printed inside was intact.

"Great! My beloved Yazi's wife was not injured because of this accident. I was worried that I wouldn't be able to reconnect with my wife! It's a blessing in misfortune!"

Mua～

At home, King hugged the disc and kissed it fiercely before putting it into the loading port of the game console.

Not long after the reading ended, a cute pink Two-dimensional girl appeared on the screen, and her sweet voice touched King's heart.

"Long time no see, Oni-chan! During the time when Yazi was away, did you miss Yazi? Hehe, I miss Oni-chan too!"

"Oh oh oh oh! Yazi-chan Saigao!!"

Ding dong.

Just then, the doorbell rang.

Like a basin of cold water being poured from the top of his head, King, whose eyes were full of two-dimensional wives, trembled and almost threw the game controller out on the spot.

"Uh... I'm shocked. Who is it at this time!?"

After calming down his frightened mood, King pressed the pause button and came to the door muttering.

The long-awaited meeting was interrupted, even if he was as timid as King, his face was a little upset at this time.

"Who?"

boom--

The door opened, and the two black suits of the Heroes Association took a deep breath, opened their mouths and were about to speak, when a very oppressive figure appeared in front of them——

The lighting in the room fell from behind King, casting a thick shadow on his impatient face.

The three scars running through the cheeks and the slightly furrowed brows formed a terrifying face that could stop a child from crying. Even when two adults faced him directly, they felt like a dark cloud was pressing down on their heads, and a suffocating aura of a strong man hit their faces. Come, even the air seems to have a trace of bloody rust.

goo-dong-

The two black suits swallowed subconsciously, feeling like a flat boat in a storm, struggling and shaking in the stormy waves, and might sink at any time.

"We are the staff of the Hero Association! Please believe that we have absolutely no malicious intentions!!"

Chapter 85 The world line is constricted

"Hug, hug, sorry! I'm so sorry!!"

"I took the liberty of visiting you without making an appointment with you in advance. I'm really...very sorry!!"

The two men in black suits saw that King didn't respond after listening, and the shirts on their backs were soaked in cold sweat, and then their feet went limp, and they knelt down in unison.

"Trouble for you!!" ×2

King: "..."

King stared blankly at the two black suits who suddenly took their seats. In fact, the scene in front of him changed too fast, and his brain was a little bit unresponsive.

What were they talking about?

Association of Heroes?

Is the service attitude of this organization so good?

Seeing that the two of them didn't raise their heads for a long time, King felt helpless and asked tentatively in his usual deep voice: "Then...what do you want from me?"

"Yes, the thing is like this... Uh, that, it may be a bit complicated to explain, please, can we go in and talk to you?"

"Go in and talk, it's not impossible..." King was about to make way for the two of them, when he suddenly remembered that the TV in the living room was still paused on the interface of the love simulation game he had just opened, "Ta Ga, verbal wow, just said at the door Bar!"

"sorry!!"

"We know our mistake!!"

"..."

……

"That's how it happened..." King on the phone said with a frown, "I managed to deal with them, but they still think that I eliminated the octopus monster, saying that I am now a "specially invited hero" of the Heroes Association, and why? You gave me a hero name of "King", what should I do? "

"Uh……"

Qiao Sen picked up the peaked cap that was placed aside. He didn't expect that things would unfold so outrageously.

In the end, Saitama's credit for eliminating the octopus monster still fell on King. Unlike the original work, he also got his future hero name in advance.

The so-called "specially invited heroes" are kept secret. After sufficient evidence of performance is collected, King will be promoted to the S-class hero sequence in one step.

No matter how you look at this set of plans formulated by the M City branch of the Hero Association, they are plagiarizing Lani’s previous successful cases, which means...

There is still my business here?

Qiao Sen couldn't help but scratch his head.

Fortunately, by mistake, the process changed, but the result was not wrong.

It can only be said that King's strong luck is as invincible in this world as Saitama's fist.

"If you ask me, this should be a good thing. Leaving aside the facts, hasn't the Hero Association already paid you an allowance in advance according to the treatment of an S-level hero? You don't want to pay it back, do you?"

"Uh, this..."

King was taken aback, recalling the string of confusing numbers in the collection text message, he was really reluctant to think about it.

"Then what should I do? Qiao Sensang, can you help me?"

"Of course it's no problem," Qiao Sen smiled, "I happen to have a guy here who wants to challenge you in the game. How about you come over now, King? You can also have time to try our Z City's special late-night hotpot. .”

"Hey... If it's a game, it seems... you can have it!" King thought for a while, and suddenly felt a little moved, but suddenly he found Hua Dian, "However, Qiao Sensang, what did you just call me?" ?”

Qiao Sen took it for granted, "King."

"Hey, isn't this not good?" King slapped his face, and the fierce and strong man's face was filled with sadness for an instant, looking a little happy, "After all, I'm not a real hero!"

Someone casually drove the train: "Hey, just get used to it. It is also a common professional etiquette for heroes to call each other by their names."

"Hey, is that so?" King, who was lame after being deceived, scratched his head, sighed and made a decision, "Then please wait for me, I'll clean up and come over by high-speed rail!"

"Okay, remember to bring the game console too."

"understood!"

……

into the night.

Ding-dong-

"I'm coming."

Saitama put down the remote and ran to open the door.

King, wearing a peaked cap, carrying his shoulders and carrying two large packages, appeared at the door dusty.

"Sorry to keep you two waiting."

King said with a smile on his face that he thought was "gentle" but actually terrifying: "The taxi driver heard about this address and was unwilling to drive an extra mile no matter what, so I had to walk in by myself and was delayed for a while. .”

Saitama scratched his head and accepted King's salute by the way: "Ah, I live in a remote place, so come in first."

"Thank you, sorry for the intrusion."

"King, you're here," Qiao Sen also came over. The entrance hall with three people standing suddenly seemed a little crowded, "Have you had dinner? We are going to have a late night snack, so we just happen to be together."

"I'm a little hungry." King opened one of the packages, which was full of seafood and dry goods. "I heard that I want to eat hot pot, so I brought the seafood I bought in J City earlier. I hope you will like it."

"You're here, why are you so polite?" Saitama's eyes lit up, and he took the package in his hand naturally, "Then let's eat seafood miso stock hot pot today! Wow, what a big strip of kelp..."

While speaking, people have already consciously entered the kitchen.

Being single all year round makes Saitama's craftsmanship quite good, which is one of the reasons why Qiao Sen brings his own ingredients to eat every day.

Mainly I'm too lazy to wash the dishes.

"Come in and sit down," Qiao Sen led King to the living room. Seeing that he was a little nervous, he poured him a cup of hot tea and comforted him, "You're welcome, just treat him as your own home."

"Good, good."

Saitama's dissatisfied voice came from the kitchen: "Hey, hey, this seems to be my home? Shouldn't I say this kind of greeting to guests?"

"Aren't you busy? I'll take care of such trivial matters."

The two were joking around for a while, and King, who had always been afraid of society, gradually relaxed. But when he thought about the operation of the Hero Association, King suddenly became frowning again: "Qiao Sensang..."

"Okay, don't say any more."

"Uh……"