I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

"...Okay, okay, I can distinguish between work and private life. I just want to try and see if you have turned into a thinking beast after holding it in for two and a half years."

Shi Huaiya changed her face quickly and got under the table to untie Zu An's feet, but he had no intention of coming out. "You should know that your life will be fully arranged for a long time in the future when you come back with Fenchanglong." Alright?"

"Yes, I know about this."

"So... Is it too much for me to take some of it today when you haven't been divided yet? You write yours and I will do mine. This position will not be discovered at all, so don't worry."

Shi Huaiya is full of confidence. How can he let go of this God-given opportunity?

Zu An was writing at his desk, and his poems were written under the desk.

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The door suddenly opened, and Chen Huijie's voice made Shi Huaiya, who was having sex, tense up.

"The barbecued pork cat isn't here? Did he just throw you here?"

Chen Huijie had changed from private server to police uniform at this time. She walked to the table and frowned when she saw the record Zu An was writing, "Shi Huaiya should be the one to write this kind of thing, not you.

What did that guy do? "

At this time, Shi Huaiya didn't dare to move or even make a sound. She pinched Zu An's calf secretly and signaled him to send Chen Huijie away quickly, but Zu An didn't seem to understand what she meant. In this way, he and Chen Huijie started talking about Shi Huaiya.

"Yes, they just left me here alone. They said that I still have work and asked me to write everything I should write here. There is also a [-]-word self-reflection letter. Really, shouldn't it take two and a half years? Are you letting her live as another you?"

To be precise, Zu An suspected that the two of them had changed their personalities. After all, Shi Huaiya would usually be overjoyed when he saw him, while Chen Huijie would have a stern face when she saw him. But today, before being taken into the airtight, they were completely opposite. Shi Huaiya Actually, like Chen, he was looking at himself with a kitten on his arm?If it weren't for the almost irrational behavior in the solitary room that made Zu An realize that this guy was just a little slow to react, something would have happened to the director of the Guards Bureau and the Governor of Longmen the next day.

"I don't know. In the past two and a half years, I have rarely paid attention to the affairs of Longmen. I have paid more attention to the things under your governance. I have to admit that your ideas are very advanced, but this has a fatal flaw. The status quo It was developed by you, which means that without you, your idea would not be realized at all, from resources, environment and people's livelihood, all these messy things..."

"I don't deny that this is the case. The reason why I do this is very simple, Hui Jie. I just do it because I can do it. If I can't do it, believe me, I will only be a refined egoist. "

Shi Huaiya: You are so numb, stop talking, I am still under the table!

Chapter No.17 I, the humpback whale, am by no means a kind person

Zu An adjusted his sitting posture to get closer to the table. Shihuaiya was dumbfounded. This guy just said he was afraid that she would be scandalized, so now he let it go like this?

Just when Shihuaiya was hesitant to continue, she heard the door being closed.

"Hui Jie is gone."

"understood."

Shi Huaiya's unclear voice came up, and then she gave Zu An a hard blow as if she was angry. Then Zu An held her restless tail, and the tiger roared.

……

After eating the caviar, Shihuaiya took out a wet wipe from the bag she carried with her and wiped her mouth. Finally she tidied her messy clothes and stepped on Zu An's toes with her high heels, "Ten thousand It’s a review of handwriting, right? Write it. If you can’t write it today, just take my last name.”

"do not."

Although he didn't feel anything at all, Zu An still pretended to be in pain and put away his feet. Shi Huaiya snorted coldly, this guy was pretending again, "I'm going to ask for leave, and then go shopping with me. Anyway, you are here today." I won’t be included in their arrangements so frantically, and they won’t reject me on this free day, right?”

It's just three o'clock in the afternoon. Shopping, night market, and hotel accommodation can still lead to a good world for two.

"How can anyone reject his wife?"

Zu An pushed Shi Huaiya out of the solitary room door, then raised his hands and changed his clothes, "Okay, that's it."

Zu An changed into a set of clothes that smelled like porridge: a fat windbreaker, unexplained decorations, and an inexplicable work badge. Then he opened the door and went out with Shi Huaiya: "I have to say that this ability is really convenient."

"Ha...haha...people who sell clothes must hate guys like you."

Just watch and buy and then go home and change by yourself. In the realm of having nothing to lose, capitalists have to leave something behind when they come.

"You can't say that, I will still buy clothes."

Zu An stretched out his finger and shook it, "Go and ask for leave quickly. Don't talk nonsense with me here for a while."

"makes sense…"

Soon, Shi Huaiya changed out of her police uniform into a gorgeous lady's outfit. The knee-length black stockings on her round thighs attracted Zu An's attention. There was no other reason for this. The stockings had patterns on them. , the other one didn't have it, it was a typical asymmetrical design, the pattern added a bit of charming beauty, which made Zu An want to change her stockings directly.

Zu An has obsessive-compulsive disorder, and looking at such asymmetrical stockings makes him uncomfortable.Because I feel uncomfortable, I want to tear it off...ahem.

"Let's go, I'll drive, you can restrain your weight."

"Okay, okay, convertible?"

"No, it's the one with a roof, and there's something stuck on the glass."

"...?"

Shi Huaiya suddenly said something that confused Zu An. What's the matter with something stuck on the glass?

After the two got in the car, Zu An sat in the passenger seat, and then he saw the Zu An exclusive sticker on the passenger car. The car started, Shi Huaiya started driving to her destination while playing music, "The two of you who are not here Longmen has undergone many changes in the past year and a half, so today I will waste my vacation to introduce you to Longmen again."

Do you know Longmen?Has the gantry been changed?Don't be kidding, this is just what Sivaia used to deceive humpback whales. The thing stuck on the glass makes it impossible for the outside to see inside the car no matter what, and her destination is the private parking lot under her name.Simply eating some caviar just now didn't feel satisfying enough, so she planned to deal with it in the car.

There is a hotel in her name above the private parking lot. She has time for shopping anytime, but it will be really difficult if some things are not struck while the iron is hot.

Shi Huaiya hummed a wonderful song and kept seducing Zu An.

"How do you feel about these stockings?"

Shi Huaiya

After humming for a while, she asked Zu An. She wanted to get praise from her lover. After touching it, Zu An responded: "It feels good, and the materials should be of high quality."

"...Do you really only comment on stockings?"

"Then let me comment more. The slender beautiful legs are wrapped in the very tempting knee-length black silk, revealing extremely graceful curves. The looming flesh color makes your blood flow. I want to find out. Do you think this is okay? ?”

"Sexy dog... No, pervert, take your hands away, I'm driving."

"I'm not rubbing your legs, I'm just smoothing the tiger's fur."

"Ah! You guy *Longmen expletive*."

The tiger has a bad temper. He is a cat after all. When he happened to encounter a red light, Shi Huaiya stepped on the brakes rather irritably. He pinched Zu An's face with one hand and kissed him directly. Originally, she was there right now. She tried hard to suppress her surging Xingyu power, but Zu An's hands kept combing her tail. Who could bear this?

"Be honest, I originally thought you would mature after sleeping for two and a half years."

"A real man, a real man who knows what to do."

"What's going on with your weird speech? It also contains words from my hometown... Ouch! Stop it!"

Shi Huaiya's whole body felt as if he was electrocuted. Zu Anrua Feilin's skills had reached a state of perfection just now, so Shi Huaiya had such a big reaction.

The light turned green and the vehicle moved forward again. Shihuaiya felt that the temperature of the entire vehicle had increased.

"Really, really, you guy, in the past two and a half years, how come the smell that makes Felin want to die has become stronger!"

"Maybe I will shed my human skin and sublimate into a succubus soon."

Zu An himself was not sure what was going on with him. Could it be that he had some succubus blood stitched into him in his sleep?I guess I haven't done that before.

"Forget it and go shopping."

Shi Huaiya decided to show off her cards directly, driving directly at the top line of the gantry speed limit, "I can't bear it anymore. I can go shopping at any time. You have to make up for my shortfall in the past two and a half years today." "

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The vehicle entered an underground garage with sparks and lightning, and then the garage was locked. Shihuai Ya immediately unbuckled his seat belt.She wanted to fight Zu An to avenge herself for wasting two and a half years of her life.

Shi Huaiya was like a hungry tiger rushing toward the humpback whale. The humpback whale was calm in the face of danger and threw Shi Huaiya into the back seat of the car. "Next is the plot of Zu An's tiger fight. Logically speaking, I should Let’s have a drink or something first, then let’s leave it at that…”

Zu An lowered the passenger seat specifically for Fu Hu. Tiger became anxious and grabbed Shi Huaiya again with a cry. Zu An slapped Shi Huaiya's hands away, but saw Shi Huaiya swinging over with his tail.When dealing with a tiger, one cannot be more timid than the other. Zu An and Shi Huaiya stared into each other's eyes, getting closer and closer.

In the next instant, Shi Huaiya was subdued, and Zu Anshun took away the silver bracelet in his pocket and handcuffed it to the iron rod of the car seat.

"Cricket Shihuaiya also wants to compete with me? I am a humpback whale and I am definitely not a kind person."

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The story of Wu Song's tiger attack is familiar to all of us. Wu Song beat the white tiger with a stick and also hit the tiger's body. He did not stop until the tiger was motionless. Zu An fully reproduced the process of Wu Song's tiger attack.

When Zu An called it a day, Shi Huaiya was also motionless. She was only ██████, so it was inconvenient to move.

"I'm surprised that two and a half years has taught you moderation and restraint."

She was still a little worried during today's duel. What if she lost consciousness?After all, Zu An sometimes behaves completely inappropriately when doing this kind of thing. Even if the person faints, he is still working hard.

"what?"

"Nothing, I just sigh."

Shi Huaiya reached out and touched a little of ██'s ███, "This feeling is familiar but unfamiliar. You should understand what I mean, right? If you were two and a half years ago, you would have only been thinking about your own affairs. "

"Is that right?"

"Hey, hey, you haven't slept for two years and your brain has been..."

"I got my IQ back. It turns out that my brain was dehydrated before. Well, that means your brain is dehydrated because your brain is bad, and my brain is dehydrated because my brain is getting better."

"You seem to be talking about something very strange."

Shi Huaiya wrapped his arms around Zu An's neck, and Zu An reached out and stroked Shi Huaiya's back. The feeling on his back was just one word: ████.Shi Huaiya's expression suddenly became subtle.

"Let's think of it as something very strange. Didn't you ask me to make up for the two and a half years of ██ for you?"

"Is it too late for me to surrender now and regret it?"

"……Maybe?"

Zu An's tone was full of uncertainty, and Shi Huaiya's face showed some signs of uncertainty.

Xu was entangled, she could understand what the other party meant, and whether there would be another fight was calculated based on her next line of begging for mercy.

"Zu An, are you so good at adding insult to injury?"

"Would it be nice to call it a swindler? Stop talking about it, my dear, tell me your surrender speech."

"...It's impossible. There is only Shihuaiya who died in battle, but there is no Shihuaiya who surrendered."

Shi Huaiya suddenly became hardened, but soon fell down again.

"It is absolutely impossible to surrender. You can take away my heart and my body, but you can never damage my integrity... Wow! Surrender failed..."

Zu An beat the golden-haired tiger twice.

Zu An defeated the golden-haired tiger three times.

……

Zu Ann fights the golden-haired tiger.

The golden-haired tiger fell.

"Wrong...I was wrong...I shouldn't have been so arrogant just now"

Shi Huaiya ████ admits his mistake, and it is not embarrassing to admit his mistake with his husband. Anyway, only he and himself know... ahhh, what is this guy doing?

"Eggplant~Okay, good shot."

While Shi Huaiya was struggling with her declaration of surrender like a female brat, Zu An was already holding her in his arms and taking a group photo with her mobile terminal.

"What the hell do you think I am, ██?"

"Are you a wife? Just tell me whether you want to see it or not."

"Look...ha, it always feels like I've opened up a new world."

Shi Huaiya looked at her rather embarrassing photos on her mobile terminal and kept flipping them over, and then she saw a video.

Driven by feline curiosity, Shihuaiya clicked on the triangle in the center of the screen. The video started playing, and her calm and pretty face turned red.

"Is this a pink intestine dragon? I didn't notice that you two ████..."

Shi Huaiya was a little eager to try, but she looked down and chose to give up. Now she is Rima's thirteenth round of Hu cards - in full service status.

"Would you like to eat something? Or are you not very hungry?"

Facing Zu An's inquiry, Shi Huaiya chuckled.

……

Shihuaiya slept peacefully that night.

There were two pillows on the bed, one was hers and the other was Zu An's.