I, Humpback Whale, Terra Stitch

Zu An couldn't sleep all night. It wasn't that when he slept with his wife, he had wild fantasies in his mind or wanted to do something random, but it was the poetic and elegant sleeping posture that made him feel sad.

Zu An was like a pillow with a male scent, tightly trapped by Shihuaiya's limbs. In addition, because Zu An always had catnip floating on his body, Shihuaiya was almost constantly rubbing against the tree.

In addition, the tiger's tail and Shi Huaiya are two parts. The tail has its own ideas, and it kept slapping Zu An's calf as Shi Huaiya slept slightly.

Difficult, it is too difficult.

Zu An closed his eyes and decided to try to fall asleep. Yes, he succeeded. He not only fell asleep but also dreamed.

"...Ling, was it you who did it?"

"uh-huh?"

A blushing woman appeared with the smell of alcohol following Zu An's voice. She made circles with her left hand and one with her right hand, and then gestured back and forth, "How do you and my two sisters ██ feel in the future?" ?”

"You, the sister, got so drunk and dragged me into my dream just to ask you how my two sisters feel?"

Ling was stunned for a long time and suddenly clapped his hands, "Yes, I'm not just asking about this. Although I have traveled extensively and seen a lot...but I haven't experienced it yet. Come on, come on. Today, girl, I am very interested in giving you a gift." A few poems, go and polish the ink."

"You silly girl and I have nothing in common. I don't know anything about poetry. Another thing is that the last person who scribbled carelessly was buried under a mountain for 500 years."

"It's okay, it's okay. At worst, you can kill me for █500 years."

Ling kept wagging his tail, and Zu An had no doubt that this guy would suddenly say, "The tail is stiff!" ██ is here! 』

"You're so unhappy. If I don't have any ink, I'll do it myself."

Although Ling's wine is good, he has a hobby when he is drunk, which is to write poems everywhere with his tail.

The order was written in a short while. Zu An had a complex expression on his face. Wasn't this the imperial master he had before time travel?

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"Hey hey hey, do you like it? Can you have some more wine?"

"you're drunk."

Zu An planned to punch Ling through the dream, but Ling happily hooked Zu An and swung the ink on his tail all over Zu An, "Come on, come on, you can write it too, there's no way you can't do it." .”

"I'm not good at it. I don't have enough writing skills and I can't write it."

"If you can't write it, I will punish you."

"You're a drunk guy today. I don't care about you. Where are you hiding?"

"emmmm, are you following me all the time?"

Because Xi was still in the scroll, Zu An always carried the scroll with him.All Zu An could think about was the picture scroll.

"I was there a month ago in that Lulu Coconut Milk scroll."

"I know."

Ling suddenly became quiet, and after a moment he acted like a child acting out, "No, I'm pretending to look like Xi, how could you recognize it? You didn't say anything if you did!"

"Uh... Ling, you want

Come on before Xi and I do it, I may not recognize it...but after doing this..."

There is an extra ███ between [eight] and [person]. It’s impossible not to feel this obvious feeling. It’s just that he ran away without a trace, and then Zu An couldn’t communicate well.

Even if I use Ling's ability to create a dream space, I still can't call this guy out.

Literary person ██ is very good.

Chapter 19 The possibility of great sleep

The peach dream has ended, a new day has arrived, and Zuan is about to usher in a long "work" moment.

First of all, when he returned home, he had already seen the calendar filled with calendars for the whole year. Fortunately, they did not go crazy and free up the holidays for themselves.

Just a few minutes after entering the door, Xi got out of the scroll and returned to the door on her wall. Just as Zu An was about to say something, Jing Zhe walked out of the room, carrying a bag of luggage in her hand. Today, Jingzhe is still wearing white silk stockings, "You're back? Get ready to leave when you get back. I've adjusted my time this year, so you will be mine alone for the next three months...including holidays. After all, there is no such thing as a holiday here."

"Before that, you have to tell me where we are going, right?"

"Jingcheng, you said before that you were going to propose a marriage to me. Do you regret marrying me?"

"No, I just don't need luggage. Acceleration synchronization can even exceed the speed of light. Cricket is going to Linfu in the capital."

Zu An took Jingzhe's luggage from her hands, then hugged Jingzhe directly, and then he felt the crackle of static electricity in Jingzhe's hair.

"Idiot...I haven't dissipated the charge today!"

"You're going to drag me out without dissipating the charge?"

Jingzhe leaned aside without saying a word, with her back to Zu An. Zu An took out a sandalwood comb and began to comb her hair. It didn't take long for the charge on Jingzhe's hair to be swept away, and there was no movement between the two. What's too much language exchange, everything goes smoothly.

"Okay, I'll tie your hair up, and then go propose marriage...I'll fly over with you in my arms."

"Will your hair be messed up by the wind?"

"Don't worry... No, Qing Yan, you smell so good..."

"Don't do it in broad daylight ()!"

Zu An smelled the smell of Jingzhe and decided to put off the proposal of marriage first, but then he thought about it and stopped again, "The morning is infinitely good, we shouldn't be disturbed by these things, let's go and propose marriage."

"First of all, it's a greeting, but I've already written it for you."

Jingzhe looked serious, "This is a very important matter. You can't just come rashly without sending a greeting card in advance, right?"

"Qing Yan, let me ask you what is your last name?"

"Ancestor."

Jingzhe said Zu An's last name without even thinking about it. Zu An was silent for a long time and could only walk alone.

"Lin Qingyan is Lin Qingyan."

"Leave me alone."

Jingzhe said something back. She had lived in Zu'an's house for so long that she had subconsciously forgotten that she was a young lady from the Lin family.

"You can give the greeting card in advance, and then we can travel in the next three months."

"No problem, but it's better to talk to others before leaving. Where is Alina?"

"She found a job as a primary school ideological and political teacher in Longmen. She said that being at home every day is boring. She just joined the job in the past two days."

"I guess she'll be expelled from school before long."

Zu An complained, "Let's go, let's go to the capital at light speed to propose marriage, and then travel for three months."

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There was nothing worth describing about the process of proposing a marriage. The proposing went smoothly, and the wedding date was not determined according to the so-called auspicious days or birthdays. This decision was in the hands of Lin Qingyan and Zu An. The whole process went so smoothly that Lin Qing Yandu felt surprised.The two lived in Linfu for a while, and then embarked on the road of traveling.

Of course, during this period of time, Zu An and Lin Qingyan lived in Lin Qingyan's room, so it was inevitable that a man and a woman would hug each other to keep warm.

There was nothing to talk about during the journey. Lin Qingyan and Zu An wandered around the area of ​​Dayan for a long time, and finally the two of them headed to Yumen together.

You have to take a look at the scenery of Yumen’s frontier fortress.

"The wind blows for tens of thousands of miles, blowing across the Yumen Pass."

Zu An and Lin Qingyan came to Yumen together. Zu An couldn't help but sigh when he looked at the desert scenery. Suddenly a frivolous voice rang out: "Sister Ling also said that you can't recite poems, so don't embarrass me. You, really, you are obviously an outsider compared to me, right?"

A red hand appeared on Zu An's other side and held the other person's arm. Jingzhe glanced at Nian and then at Zu An. Without saying a word, Nian said cheerfully, "Long time no see. Why are you here at the border? You're just in time. , make me a satisfying hot pot meal."

"It's natural to come to Yumen Border Pass for a vacation. By the way...Zuo Jia said there is a man named Huai Tianpei here, right? And Lao Li and Huai Hu are also here, and even Lin Yuxia is here, no problem, right? ?”

"You're right. It was not a good time when you came now. After all, there was a beast who was of the wrong age. He persecuted an agent and is now going crazy for revenge. It was not my second brother who did it, it was Yai who woke up. of."

Zu An glanced at Lin Qingyan, who shrugged: "Look at what I do, even if you don't want to care about me as the heir of Tianshi Mansion, you should

Should be taken care of. "

"I didn't say I didn't care, I was just thinking about the possibility of being slept with today."

"You and Nian...? That Xi also...are you going to become a sister and become a fan? Really, why didn't you tell me about this kind of thing?"

"Well, as for what happened before we set off... a month or two ago, I didn't tell you, mainly because you didn't ask, and Ling also had a relationship with me, but this guy has never been able to find anyone, I'm shaking that picture I couldn’t find her even though I was dead.”

"You and your sister also...?"

Nian's smile froze for a moment, and then he continued cheerfully: "I see, that's how it is. No wonder your sister's elbows are turned outward."

"By the way, let's discuss getting married."

If they get married separately, I'm afraid I won't have to eat for dozens of days in a row. Thinking about this kind of thing gives me a headache.

"This kind of thing is all a formality, right? Forget it, we can do it that day. The only thing you need to consider is how to get that Xiguapi out of the room."

"You still know how to come out."

"Ahem, although I have the charisma of a scholar, but... I also want to save face. After all, I was the one who got in without telling you."

So far, she has used her own appearance to have official encounters with Zu An (once in Xi's appearance, and the other time in a dream.)

Ling held the wine gourd in one hand and pushed Nian away from Zu An, "Let's go, let's go. Is this a place where you can stay? Huai Tianpei is challenging the elder brother. Come and have a look?"

"I have said before that Huai Tianpei needs to receive my full punch to survive. I will let go of his turning Huai Hu into a left-behind child."

"Is there anyone in this world who can withstand your full punch and still not die?"

"...It will be available soon."

Chapter 20 Please identify the author’s mental state

On the ring, the white-haired man stood quietly. Opposite him was a burly film man with strong ancestor blood. This was Huai Hu's biological father Huai Tianpei.At this time, Huai Hu and Lao Li were watching this scene in the audience. They were both surprised that Zu An appeared here. They did not tell Zu An about coming to find Huai Tianpei because they were afraid that Zu An would punch Huai Tianpei. Tian Pei was beaten to death.

"Before we begin, I would like to thank you sir for teaching me how to strengthen your body."

Huai Tianpei cupped his fists, and Zu An returned the salute, and then said, "It's useless to talk more. I only need one punch. If you hold on, you'll be fine."

Because he is Huaihu's father, even if Zu An beats him to death, he will immediately pause time and resurrect him.

Zhongyue pointed at his students on the high platform on the other side, indicating that they should see Zu An's actions clearly.

Zu'an Center pressed down, and the color of the sky changed in an instant. The originally bright sky lost any light for an instant and became extremely dark. Jingzhe and Huaihu, who relied on spiritual energy to practice, clearly felt that the spiritual energy of this world was there. Gathering towards Zu An’s fist.

"Master!"

Huaihu wanted to shout to his master to stop, but then he thought that shouting to stop would be an insult to his master and his father.Both of them can be considered as warriors.

Huai Tianpei also took a stance. He knew that Zu An was very strong, and now he was showing that he was much stronger than the great master Zhong Yue. Zu An swung his fist, bringing strong wind pressure and blowing away everyone around him. After going out, only a few people with the race of giant beasts were left standing watching this scene.

"Huai Tianpei, you win, Grand Master, I admit defeat."

The punch dissipated immediately, as if it was a dud.

Zu An jumped off the ring, waved to Huai Hu and Lao Li, and then disappeared into the crowd. Huai Tianpei was not timid, just in this way he won, but it was not just that, Zu An saw it at the end The enthusiasm and guilt in his eyes showed that this guy was strictly a martial arts fanatic and knew that he owed Huaihu.

So there was no need to continue the fight. He just thought that Huai Tianpei was the kind of Kakarot from Dragon Ball Super who didn't want his wife and children and only thought about practicing martial arts, but it turned out that he was not.

"Honey, let's go, no, let's wait a moment."

Zu An took Jingzhe and planned to leave, but saw Huaihu walking onto the ring and challenging her father.

The same posture, and then a punch that was the same as Zu An's. Although the sound was a little smaller and did not cause any strange phenomena in the world, it was not bad in general.

"Okay, let's go, go find Shushu, tell Ling Nian about his marriage, and shoot the guy named Yai to death."

"..."

Jingzhe glanced at Zu An and pointed at the dust on her clothes. Zu An directly chose to apologize.

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In the blink of an eye, Jingzhe's three months were up, and the two of them returned to Longmen as scheduled.

As soon as he entered the house, Zu An asked, "Who is next?"

"We agreed that you should take a day off and then talk about this issue."

After returning home, everyone is here, including Linghe Nian... No, there is still one missing. Chen is not here, is it possible that this stupid woman is working overtime again?

"Weren't you two still in Yumen before? Why are you here in Longmen?"

"Well... don't make things so clear about the giant beast. Just talk about the marriage together when it's all settled. Otherwise, wouldn't you be tired of talking about it once on a date?"

Nian is to save trouble, as for Ling...Jiu Mengzi is drinking.

"Ah, about getting married... I always feel like it's a bit embarrassing to tell my wives all at once... I feel very ashamed.

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Everyone raised a question, can this guy feel ashamed?