Genshin Impact: I will be the God of Thunder

"Shadow, did you do this?"

Ying was expressionless and sat there calmly. She nodded slowly:

"Yes, I made the snacks."

"Uh... why do you suddenly think of making snacks? Ying, haven't you given up on cooking a long time ago?"

“I do have self-awareness about cooking and cooking, and I also understand that I can’t cook well no matter what.

However, I felt that snacks and the like should not be included in the cuisine, so I wanted to give it a try on a whim. "

What a whim, Lei Dianshuo kept complaining in his heart, your whim has made us suffer!

Lei Dianshuo couldn't help it anymore and pointed at the plate of snacks with great difficulty to show off with Ying:

"But, Ying, look at the color of the snacks you made and the smell coming out of the snacks, didn't you realize something was wrong!?"

Ying's expression was a bit ugly, but she still planned to speak harshly:

"The dim sum I...made is indeed a bit ugly, but maybe it looks ugly but tastes delicious!"

"You...well, you really won't give up until you reach the Yellow River. When did you become so stubborn?"

Lei Dianshuo, who was a little helpless, looked at Shenzi angrily:

"Son of God, have you tasted it?"

Shenzi couldn't help but rolled his eyes:

"If I had tasted it, would it be in this state now?"

"If that's the case, then hurry up and have a taste. This is what Ying made specially for you. Son of God, you can't let Ying down!"

The Son of God looked at Lei Dianshuo dumbfounded, thinking that you are such a person, and then began to decline quickly:

"No, no, no...this is a snack made by Ying. Ying has never made snacks before, this is the first time!

Of course you have to take the honor of being the first film maker! "

Listening to these very ambiguous words, Lei Dianshuo's head was full of black lines:

“I feel like you were driving, but I have no proof.

However, I think that as Ying’s best friend, the honor of being the first to taste dim sum should still fall on you, Son of God! "

The Son of God shook his head vigorously and smiled mischievously:

"Shuo, don't be humble. What do you mean by being so eager to refuse to me? Don't you believe in Ying's craftsmanship?"

"I..." Lei Dianshuo glanced at Ying carefully, and then glared at Shenzi: "This is not a matter of belief or not, this is a matter of life or not!"

The Son of God also glared at Lei Dian Shuo:

"So your life is more valuable than mine!? You have to pass such a good opportunity to me!?

A dignified man who dares not even take on such a small responsibility is so useless!I look down on you! "

Lei Dianshuo suddenly felt as if a knife was stuck in his chest!

To be told by the Son of God that he dare not take responsibility is really...

Seeing the scene where Raiden Shuo and Shenzi were trying to shirk each other, the silent Kage next to her finally became angry. There was a hash mark on her head, purple lightning flashed in her eyes, and she said in a low voice:

"Don't delay it any longer! Who among you two will taste it first?"

Lei Dianshuo and Shenzi suddenly stopped talking. Faced with the terrible situation that had been forced upon them, the two of them looked at each other.

For a moment, no one spoke, and Shenzi's room fell into absolute silence. Everyone stared blankly at the plate of snacks on the table.

Finally, Shen Jingying spoke:

"Since no one has taken the initiative to try, I can only name them."

Lei Dianshuo and Shenzi swallowed nervously at the same time. They looked at Ying intently, thinking that they must not be the first to click on me!

Ying finally looked at... Raiden Shuo:

"Shuo, you are much stronger than the Son of God, so you should come first. I believe you can hold on!"

Shenzi almost jumped for joy, but of course she didn't show it, still sitting there quietly, but the crazily raised corners of her mouth revealed the pink fox's mood.

Lei Dianshuo's current expression seemed as if he had been struck by lightning a thousand and eight hundred times. He was completely devastated, and his expression was also lifeless:

"Ying, aren't you very self-aware? You specifically picked me who is stronger and might be able to hold on.

Since you already know yourself, why do you still want to harm me? "

Ying took a deep breath and pretended to draw the knife from his chest:

"Shuo, do you want to taste it?"

"I taste, I taste, I taste!"

Lei Dianshuo agreed repeatedly, but he was completely helpless. Is it possible that he would get involved with Ying because of this?

Looking at the plate of terrible snacks in front of him, Lei Dianshuo stretched out his hand with the momentum and tragic mood of a strong man who would never return.

After trying hard to find the smallest piece of snack, Lei Dianshuo picked it up and put it in front of him.

Being closer, Lei Dianshuo could see the dim sum more clearly.

The shape is round and ugly, and the color is dark purple and dark, giving people a feeling that is worse than the power of the abyss on Kong's body!

With a deep sigh, Lei Dianshuo's expression became increasingly miserable.

This was already a duck that had been put on the shelf. The situation was such that he had to eat it.

Therefore, Lei Dianshuo gritted his teeth, pinched his throat, and with the feeling that long-term pain was better than short-term pain, he stuffed the snack into his mouth at once.

When he stuffed it in, Lei Dianshuo was still sane.

He thought to himself that regardless of the Sanqi 21, chewing it twice would be enough, and then swallowing it directly, which would be easier and more comfortable.

But the idea is always better, and the reality is always cruel.

After this black and purple thing entered Lei Dingshuo's mouth, an extremely terrifying taste directly destroyed Lei Dingshuo's mouth!

It felt...as if a big explosion had occurred in my mouth!

Lei Dianshuo's eyes suddenly widened, his face stiffened, and he chewed hard a few times.

How hard did he chew these few times?The son of God next to him could see it clearly.

Just these few times of chewing, it felt like Lei Dianshuo used all his strength to chew, as if all his strength was put on the chewing muscles of his mouth!

351.The Son of God also followed suit

After chewing for a few times, Raiden Shuo swallowed it with an indescribable expression. Then his expression began to change rapidly under the gaze of Shadow and Shenzi.

Lei Dianshuo's face turned pale at first, then began to turn blue, and gradually the blue turned to blue, and the blue turned to purple!

Eventually, his face turned into an unusual purple color.

However, Lei Dianshuo held on at this time!He didn't fall!He is still sitting here!Still holding on!

After finally swallowing the mouthful of food that needed to be mosaicd, Lei Dianshuo took a deep breath, his throat and trachea trembling when he inhaled.

Slowly twisting his stiff neck, Lei Dianshuo looked at Shenzi next to him and then at Ying next to him. He tried his best to smile:

"Shadow, it tastes...better than expected."

Ying looked at Lei Dianshuo's situation, she looked thoughtful and suspicious:

"Really, the taste...isn't that bad?"

Lei Dianshuo's voice was a little hoarse, as if his vocal cords were injured due to stimulation:

"Indeed...it's not that bad. If you don't believe it, you can let Shenzi give it a try."

After saying that, Lei Dianshuo looked at Shenzi with a smile:

"Son of God, it's your turn."

Shen Zi suddenly felt as if she was facing a formidable enemy. She stared at Lei Dianshuo in disbelief with her round, beautiful eyes.

Old thief!You actually hurt me! ?

With Shenzi's seven-aperture exquisite heart, she immediately guessed Lei Dianshuo's intentions and plans.

This guy has obviously already eaten, but he is still here holding on for a breath without falling down. He just wants to eat it himself, just because he wants to feel the pain he endures!

This kind of momentum that harms others but does not benefit oneself... is so shameless!

Shenzi wanted to refuse, but she looked at Lei Dianshuo's mocking eyes, and then looked at Ying's slightly hopeful expression...

It is really difficult to get off the tiger, the situation is terrible.

Shenzi held his breath, clenched his fists, and began to stick to his heart, and even the element of thunder began to brew in his body.

This stupid fox has already thought about it. Since he can't refuse, let's let the storm come more violently!

After stuffing this snack into your mouth, you immediately close your mouth and chew it. In fact, you use the accumulated thunder elements to quickly destroy this snack in your mouth!

As long as the speed is fast enough, as long as it is eliminated quickly enough, as long as the snack does not stay in his mouth for too long, he will definitely be able to get through it!

Well, Shenzi's abacus was good, that's what she planned.

After thinking about it, Shenzi stretched out his hand towards the snack in front of him with a slight trembling, and picked up a piece of snack with his delicate jade fingers.

He looked at the snack in his hand hesitantly, and then looked at Raiden Shuo and Ying even more hesitantly. In the end, Shenzi resolutely stuffed the snack into his mouth!

Just like what Lei Dianshuo encountered just now, reality is often crueler than imagined.

It was obvious that the Son of God had prepared the thunder element, and he obviously planned to shut up as soon as the snacks entered his mouth and start destroying them with the thunder element.

However, the cruel reality gave Shenzi a blow in the head!

As soon as this piece of snack entered Shenzi's mouth, Shenzi felt a great sense of crisis, and then the horrible taste completely overwhelmed her like a tsunami, and then Shenzi's consciousness disappeared!

With a plop, Shenzi fell backwards and lay on the tatami!

Leiden Shuo and Ying looked closely, and saw that the divine son lying on the tatami had his eyes rolled white and his mouth opened wide.

Even in her open mouth, there were still snacks that she had not swallowed, and a translucent Ah Piao floated up from her mouth.

Seeing this scene, Ying's face immediately darkened.

Lei Dingshuo, who was still supporting him next to him, finally burst into unbearable laughter.

"Hahahahaha! Son of God, Son of God! You have today too! Hahahaha... ugh!"

At the last moment, Raiden Shuo's laughter suddenly stopped. He still couldn't hold it in, clutching his stomach, he fell down in pain and lay on his side on the tatami!

Lei Dianshuo was also knocked down.

In fact, he should have been put down long ago, but in order to see the same miserable situation of the Son of God with his own eyes, he persisted until now.

Moreover, the situation of the knocked down Leidenshuo was better than that of Shenzi.

Shenzi immediately lost consciousness and lay on the tatami.

Raiden Shuo, who was holding his stomach, had not lost consciousness yet and was still barely conscious.

He was lying there on his side, huddled up, his face still purple, and he was holding his stomach and shaking. The situation looked really bad.

Seeing his best friend and his man in this unlucky state, Ying was completely helpless, and by the way, completely desperate.

It seems that I don't have any talent in this area.

Ying sighed and threw out a ball of purple thunder and lightning, leaving all the dust in front of him.

In the end, Ying sat there peacefully, closed his eyes and began to reflect:

"Well, I was wrong, I shouldn't have had any hope in something like this."

Lei Dianshuo held his stomach and waited for a while. He propped himself up on the table and sat up shakily. After taking a few more breaths, he reluctantly comforted Ying:

"Ying, listen to my advice, some things cannot be forced."

Ying's face seemed to get darker:

"I understand, I won't make any more attempts in the future, don't worry."

"That's good, that's good..."

Ying opened his eyes and looked at Lei Dianshuo's poor physical condition. He was still a little worried: