Genshin Impact: I will be the God of Thunder

"Shuo, you...it doesn't matter."

"Me? It doesn't matter, it's not a big problem.

Now my strength is not what it used to be. In the past, I tasted the soup you made and fell unconscious. Now I taste a piece of your snack, and I can still... barely... hold on! "

Ying still looked at Leidenshuo worriedly:

"Is it really okay?"

Lei Dianshuo held up his arms and answered decisively:

"It's really no problem!"

After watching Lei Dianshuo for a while, Ying found that Lei Dianshuo seemed to have no big problem, and she felt a little relieved.

Perhaps Kageya really didn't want to discuss this topic anymore, so she started to ask Raiden Saku other questions:

"By the way, Shuo, you should be returning to Daozi temporarily this time, right? What's wrong with you coming back?"

Lei Dianshuo covered his stomach, leaned faintly on the table, and answered slowly:

"That's right, I am indeed returning to Daozuma temporarily, and I will continue to return to Mondstadt soon.

I came back this time to do a little errand. "

"What little thing?"

"In Zhi Dong, after the last negotiation, they clearly delivered all the materials and technology that should be compensated, and the ransom was enough, so they planned to redeem the person.

I'm a very trustworthy person, so why don't I come back here, release the stragglers, and hand them over to the fools?

It is estimated that by now, Skirmishers and Rooster have boarded the boat back to Solstice. "

It turned out to be this. Ying thought about it for a while, nodded slowly, with a complicated expression:

"That's it...but if we just send the stragglers back like this, isn't it like letting the tiger return to the mountain?"

"Don't worry." Lei Dian Shuo waved his hand reluctantly: "The skirmisher may be regarded as a tiger. Letting him return to the Fools may indeed be regarded as letting the tiger return to the mountain, but I have already put a strong trap on this tiger. The collar.”

Ying is very smart, and he will understand what is going on after thinking about it for a moment.

Previously, Lei Dianshuo had left a mark on the spirit of the soldiers. Through this mark, Lei Dianshuo could clearly know everything that the soldiers thought and experienced.

However, the skirmisher himself didn't know that he had been engraved with this mental mark by Lei Dian Shuo. He probably thought that he had completely escaped from the cage and was out of control.

In this way, there is no need to worry about skirmishers.

On the contrary, he can also become the best spy placed by Raiden Shuo among the fools.

This will be a spy who doesn't even know he is a spy. Such a spy is the safest and most reliable.

Lei Dianshuo was talking to Ying about this matter, and Shenzi, who had been lying there for a while, also woke up leisurely.

She regained her consciousness and slowly woke up from confusion and chaos.

"Uh-huh?"

352. In fact, you are just holding on

Shenzi's mental state was not very good after she woke up. She slowly opened her eyes and couldn't recall what happened. She felt that there seemed to be something in her mouth, so she bit it subconsciously, and then...

Then, Shenzi felt the terrible taste of something in his mouth, and fainted again with a gurgling sound!

Leiden Shuo and Ying next to him looked dumbfounded at Shenzi who was still lying there and fainted again.

Yes!The snack is still in Shenzi's mouth. In this way, as long as Shenzi wakes up, he will definitely feel the snack in his mouth, and then he will inevitably faint again!

When she wakes up again and feels this smell again, she might even faint!

The cycle goes on and on endlessly, and the Son of God lying here is like being sealed by an eternal reincarnation!

Leiden Shuo couldn't help but shudder, thinking that the effect of Ying's snacks was so terrible that it could even seal a big demon fox!

Thinking of this, Lei Dianshuo couldn't bear to see Shenzi continue to be tortured, and hurriedly crawled over to help Shenzi handle the snacks in his mouth.

Because Shenzi is lying down on her back, if she takes it directly from her mouth, Shenzi's mouth and throat will be irritated, and she may take a big breath.

In this way, the snack in the mouth falls into the throat and into the trachea, which may directly suffocate the divine child.

Therefore, Lei Dingshuo came to Shenzi and specifically helped Shenzi up, letting her body lean on him for support.

Then, Lei Dianshuo didn't dislike it at all, put his fingers into Shenzi's mouth and started to take it out.

Hmm... This scene looks a bit bad, and it would look even worse if it were mosaic, so... let's put a layer of Holy Light on it first!

All in all, Lei Dianshuo worked hard for a while and successfully took out the snacks from Shenzi's mouth and cleaned up all the snack residue inside.

Just... After cleaning up, Lei Dianshuo's fingers were wet from Shenzi's saliva.

Ahem...it’s not good to continue talking. In fact, this sentence should be marked with the Holy Light.

But no matter what, Raiden Shuo helped Shenzi successfully get rid of Kage's snack seal.

After Lei Dianshuo helped Shenzi clean his mouth, Shenzi finally woke up for the second time.

Leaning in Lei Dianshuo's arms, he felt weak and dizzy, especially since the terrible taste still lingered in his mouth.

After calming down for a while, Shenzi finally recalled what had just happened.

Oh my god!I originally planned to wait for the snack to enter my mouth and immediately destroy it with the thunder element. Who would have thought that just after entering the mouth, I would be knocked down by the snack!

It seems...it seems that I woke up once before, but as soon as I woke up, I was knocked down by the snack in my mouth again!

So... so terrible!It's really terrible!I shouldn't trust Ying's cooking skills!

After understanding, Shenzi leaned on Lei Dianshuo's arms. She looked ugly, pointed at Ying tremblingly, and angrily accused her best friend:

"Shadow...you...you almost killed me!"

Even Kage had to feel a little ashamed when facing such a son of God, and a little embarrassed to face his friends.

Ying had a cold face, but still said harshly:

"I just wanted to experiment with dim sum, but I didn't realize that my dim sum was as bad as my cooking."

"I shouldn't believe you!" Shenzi struggled a few times and continued to accuse: "I should have resolutely refused when I felt the bad smell on the snack! Damn it! I still got it!"

Faced with the continuous accusations from her best friend, Yingya felt a little bit angry. She had a hash mark on her head and closed her eyes with a cold face:

"I understand, I will never try these things again, don't worry."

Just as the two sisters were bickering, Shenzi's body also recovered slightly, and Lei Dianshuo no longer needed to hold him.

Lei Dingshuo let go of Shenzi in his arms and did not sit back in his seat. Instead, he took out a handkerchief and carefully put the remains of the snack he took out from Shenzi's mouth into the handkerchief.

Afterwards, under the doubtful gazes of Ying and Shenzi, Lei Dianshuo wrapped the handkerchief and carefully placed it in his arms.

The Son of God was very confused:

"Shuo, why don't you get rid of this thing quickly? Why do you keep it?"

Lei Dianshuo answered seriously:

“These things can even knock me down, which shows that their power is really impressive.

It's a pity that such a powerful thing should be destroyed like this. I think it's better to store it first.

If there is any need to poison in the future, or when there is a need to play dirty tricks, this thing may have an unexpected effect. "

After hearing this explanation, Shenzi's ears twitched, and he felt that Lei Dianshuo's idea was quite reasonable.

When Ying heard these words, he became even more angry, with more hash marks on his head and a blush of shame on his face.

Looking at Ying's performance, Lei Dianshuo smiled and comforted her:

"Okay, okay, don't get mad.

Shadow you too, isn't it a good thing to be self-aware?Why would Hao Duanduan do this on a whim?Could it be that the Son of God instigated it? "

After saying that, Lei Dianshuo looked at Shenzi with a questioning look.

The Son of God shook his head vigorously, and the fox said quickly:

"How could I possibly persuade Ying to do such a thing?"

Seeing that Shenzi still looked very bad and was weak, Lei Dingshuo nodded and believed in Shenzi.

"Yes, the Son of God may joke in other places, but the Son of God will never joke about this kind of thing.

In other words, is it just a whim? "

Shadow nodded darkly, admitting his mistake.

"Okay, okay, Kage, everyone has things they are not good at. You can't force this kind of thing."

After being comforted for a while, Jian Ying's mood stabilized. Lei Dianshuo slowly stood up and wanted to leave:

"Well, I didn't expect that when I returned to Dao Wife today, I would be met with this sudden disaster just after finishing my business. I'm really sad.

Okay, it's almost time for me to go back to Mondstadt.

Two beauties, is there anything else you need to tell me? "

Ying shook his head and said there was nothing he needed to tell him.

Shenzi also shook her head, she was not in the mood to cause trouble now.

Seeing that his two women were becoming more honest, Lei Dianshuo was silently relieved.

He was afraid that these women would mess around and hold him back, not wanting him to leave.

But now it seems that his women are all righteous and will not cause trouble to him.

Well, with a harem like this, what more can I ask for?

Nodding happily, Lei Dianshuo said to Ying and Shenzi with a smile on his face:

"Then I'll leave first. If you need anything, contact me."

After saying that, Lei Dingshuo turned around and waved out the golden space door. After cutting through the space, Lei Dingshuo got in and disappeared here.

The next second, the golden space door appeared in the library of the Mondstadt Zephyr Knights headquarters, and Lei Dingshuo emerged directly from the pierced space.

Lisa, who was sitting in the borrowing area next to her, was working at the moment. She noticed the movement here and also saw Lei Dianshuo walking out of the space door.

However, when his man walked out of the space door, he was not in good condition.

As soon as Lei Dingshuo walked out of the space door, he staggered forward two steps. With a very expression on his face, he covered his stomach and leaned half-bent on the bookshelf next to him, as if he had a serious stomach problem.

Well, it can be seen that Lei Dianshuo was completely holding on in front of Yinghe Shenzi just now.

After leaving the two of them, Lei Dianshuo finally no longer had to pretend and showed his painful and bad side.

Seeing that Lei Dingshuo was not in good condition, Lisa over there quickly came over, nervously supported Lei Dingshuo, and asked him with concern:

"Shuo, what's wrong with you?"

Lei Dianshuo waved his hand, looking like he was speechless.

Seeing his performance, Lisa became even more nervous.

This is the God of Thunder, a majestic god. What happened to put this god in such a tragic state?

Could it be... that the Heart of God was also taken away? ?

353. Lisa wants to conduct research

Lisa's mind suddenly opened up and she had such a conjecture.

But if you look closely, something doesn't seem right.

The place Lei Dianshuo pressed his hand was obviously his stomach, and his posture seemed to indicate stomach pain.

Moreover, Lei Dianshuo's complexion was very bad. His complexion was abnormally purple, and he looked like he was poisoned.

Could it be that... I ate something unclean that caused food poisoning?

What is this unclean thing?Can a majestic god be made to suffer like this?

Lisa was puzzled for a moment, but she still suppressed her thoughts for the time being, carefully supported her man, and helped him to his seat.

Afterwards, Lisa thoughtfully poured a cup of hot black tea, added an appropriate amount of sugar to the tea, and served it to Lei Dianshuo.

Lei Dianshuo took the cup of hot tea and drank a few sips. The warmth flowed into his stomach, which seemed to make him feel a little better.