I, with a long knife in my hand, can only do one move

"What's the situation, I remember this is a home economics class, why do you make a meal and it flashes like a nuclear bomb—oh!"

Wu Jian, who opened the door, was caught off guard by the dissatisfied luminous substance on the table, and he couldn't help but raise his arm to cover his eyes.

It wasn't until 5 minutes later that the dazzling light gradually extinguished, and the students gasped for air as if they were surviving a disaster.

"Also, I thought it was going to explode..."

"Mr. Cheng! You must have secretly added something strange to it, right?"

Cheng Rang: "Hey~(<ゝω)☆"

"Hey, you're big! Don't try to be cute and pass the test, hey!"

It's computer accessories, I added computer accessories!

Cheng Rang, who pretended to be coercive but was embarrassing, was caught by the students, so he could only bow his head and admit that he did add some material.

"But it's nothing but making this thing glow, let's have a taste~ come come come!"

Pick up the spoon and take a sip. The smooth and tender tofu wrapped in bright red gravy seems to dance on the spoon. The spicy and delicious taste penetrates into the nostrils in waves, making your mouth water.

The first one to bravely try must be Xiaomo...

Put the mapo tofu into his mouth, showing a happy expression, humming intoxicatedly like a peach blossom in spring.

"Mm~~ delicious!"

Seeing this, the students also stepped forward to try, but all of them were so hot that they stuck out their tongues and fanned them with their hands, and fine sweat protruded from their foreheads.

"Ha, ha, it's so spicy! But it's also super delicious, I can't stop it!"

Teacher Sha's figure flashed, and he reappeared with two rice cookers in his hands: "Students, teacher, I also steamed the rice in advance!"

"Good guy, I can eat three bowls of rice!"

A plate of dishes was quickly eaten by each student with a spoonful, and everyone enjoyed it.

"Mr. Cheng, can we also make such delicious mapo tofu?!"

"Of course." Cheng Rang nodded and said: "Everyone has also seen that, teacher, I only used the existing seasonings and ingredients on the stove. The most important thing is the proportion of seasonings and the control of the heat. Of course, the final thickening is also very important. .”

"Thicken corn... what is it?"

Cheng Rang explained to everyone: "Thickening is to use water and starch to thicken the soup of the dishes in the pot, so that it can be wrapped on the ingredients, adding more flavor, and also has the effect of adjusting the taste."

"That's it~"

"Then, Teacher Cheng, how much of these seasonings should I put in?"

"Appropriate amount."

"—Isn't that the same as saying nothing at all!!"

When everyone was complaining, Li finally stood up and raised his hand: "Everyone, I have analyzed the video of Mr. Cheng's cooking and the taste of the final dish, and I can give you specific data."

"Tofu (250g), beef (55g), garlic sprouts (1 root), tempeh (15g),

花椒粉（3克）、黄酒（5克）、盐（3克）、淀粉（5克）、花生油（15克）、小葱（5克）……」

After the law accurately reported the value of the seasoning, the students quickly took notes.

"As expected of Xiaoli, it will be more intuitive and clear!"

"You're welcome, students, let's work together to make delicious dishes~"

"Oh!"

Then it was the students' turn to practice. Mr. Sha and Cheng Rang respectively guided everyone in the classroom and gave answers to their questions.

In the end, basically every group of students gave a passable answer sheet.

After all, it is the first time to make it, and the seasoning ratio is strictly controlled, so it will not be called unpalatable.

At most, some will be too thick and some too thin due to the strength of the fire.

but--

"Okuda-san...why is your mapo tofu purple?"

Teacher Sha and Cheng Rang, the judges, raised their spoons to face the last piece of mapo tofu served by Aimi Okuda, and questioned the strange quality of the dish in front of them with a purple-black mist.

"This... this is because... that... I want to see if I can make the luminescent part through chemical reactions."

"—No matter how you think about it, it's impossible!!" The students stared at the plate of strange dishes and shouted.

Then Cheng Rang immediately pointed out that there was actually poison in it.

"—Even ghosts can see it, hey, what do you say!?"

In the end, Mr. Sha finished the plate of mapo tofu, which can be called a chemical weapon, by himself, and gave: "In fact, the taste is not bad."

A thrilling home economics class ended with the sound of complaints from the students, and finally each group of students took their own dishes to enjoy.

It just happened to be lunch time, and everyone spoke highly of the dishes they made with their companions. Although everyone was sweating from the heat, they were very happy to eat.

"Hey, where did my boiled fish go?"

Cheng Rang, who returned to the podium after the class, found that his boiled fish was missing.

Mr. Kill has been with me all the time, so there should be no time to commit crimes...

"Wow, this one is even hotter!"

Cheng Rang's head picked up the sound from the corner of the corridor like a radar.

Xiaomo and Akabane held Cheng Rang's share of boiled fish, and hid here to share it with Nagisa Chaotian and Chiano.

"Hey, you four!!" Cheng Rang poked his head out from behind, his eyes shining.

"Teacher Cheng is here, run!"

"Don't run away, let me have a bite, hey!"

"I don't want it, just a little bit~"

Today's Class E is full of "laughter and laughter" as usual.

Chapter 54 L and R time

Today's lesson: English.

"Students, do you understand? There are not even half of the uncommon words in this dirty joke." Teacher Irina was using a projector to show everyone a clip of a foreign TV series, and explained the pronunciation based on the dialogue.

"No matter which country you are in, the things you talk about in daily chat are actually the same. There should be such people around you, right?"

"Everyone knows that the word "reality" in English is "Reality".Kimura, tell me again. "Irina named a classmate to stand up.

"Li...Li Ali..."

"Okay, zero points - the pronunciations of L and R are completely confused." Irina crossed her arms.

"You have to practice until others can understand you when you speak English. For example, classmate Xiaomo."

Xiao Mo stood up and read the word "Reality" in a very standard American accent.

"Okay, like this, this is full marks." Irina nodded in satisfaction and motioned Xiao Mo to sit down.

"Although foreigners who are proficient in English can understand what you are expressing, they still feel incongruous. When learning a foreign language in their own language, they will definitely encounter such difficult pronunciation. For the difficult pronunciation, You must never escape, you must face up to difficulties and work hard to overcome them!"

"Starting from today, teacher, I will frequently conduct random checks on your spoken pronunciation. If you confuse L with R again...the teacher will punish you with a deep kiss in public~"

Irina blinked, and issued a warning in a soft voice, her finger pointing her crystal and plump lips as if hinting.

……

After school.

"Ms. Peach's class is really nasty."

"There are too many dirty jokes, it's not a TV series that should be shown to middle school students—"

Everyone walked out of the classroom discussing one sentence at a time.

Nagisa Chaotian smiled and said, "However, it's really easy to understand. I've also heard people say that foreign TV dramas are indeed a very good English teaching material."

Yada Momoka raised her hand to straighten her bangs, as if remembering Irina's previous behavior in class, she was still a little shy: "After all, Teacher Biqi is a professional sneaker in assassination work, and her conversation skills can be said to be very good."

He hugged Momo Yata who was about to fall down in a very flirtatious manner and used this as a template - "That's how he hugged me tightly and said "You're damn attractive""

"

Yada Momoka smiled wryly and said, "The old stories that circulated among several men at the same time are also ones that people will never tire of hearing."

Sugaya stopped beside him.

"but……"

"but?"

"Even if the answer is correct, you will still be kissed deeply by Mr. Piki in the end—" the flushed Sugaya scratched his chin in embarrassment, as if he still hadn't finished with Mr. Piki's kissing skills.

Teacher Sha leaned against the window and watched the students who were talking and laughing, "Oh, hehe, using the technology I am good at to maximize the students' interest in learning, and using the real experience of the past to carry out practical teaching, really amazing."

"I'll see you tomorrow, Miss Peach~"

"If you only focus on catching winners, your IQ will drop."

"—Don't embarrass me, you bunch of brats!"

Now everyone can also communicate with Irina as one, which is gratifying.

After school is often the time for teachers to communicate, discuss the progress of their students, and tomorrow's class schedule.

After saying goodbye to her classmates "cordially and friendly", Irina returned to the office with a tired face.

"Ah - wow, I'm exhausted! I've had enough of teaching those brats!" she complained, sitting down on the sofa.

"But the students seem to like your class." Cheng Rang made a cup of hot tea unhurriedly and put it in front of Irina, "If I were the one who gave English class to everyone, I'm afraid it would have been so boring Can't do it~"

"It's nothing to be proud of. I'm a killer! I'm only here to kill that octopus." Irina said awkwardly, took a sip from her teacup, and unconsciously stared aside Wujian glanced at the computer, but was blocked by an octopus.

"...Speaking of the key octopus monster! This bastard is enjoying my career line while sipping tea leisurely!"

Sucking~ Teacher Sha with a pink expression seems to be firmly attracted by the gully on Irina's chest. I don't know if he is tasting tea or something sweeter.

Irina raised her dagger and stabbed at Teacher Kill, but she must have been dodged as much as possible, and she had seen enough of all the benefits that could be seen.

Sweat hung on Wujian's forehead, "Don't be impatient, this guy is such an assassination target. Didn't you choose to stay just to find the right opportunity to kill this guy?"

"But mostly it's not because of that guy, Fu@k!" Irina threw the dagger at Cheng Rang with a vicious look on her face, but he caught it easily with two fingers.

"Hmph, I don't have time to continue playing with you guys!" Seeing this, Irina angrily got up and left.

Teacher Kill: "Ms. Piki seems to be in a bad mood~"

Wu Jian: "You don't want to think about who did the good thing..."

Cheng Rang spread his hands helplessly: "A woman~"

"Don't talk like you know it."

"I have a wife." Cheng Rang turned on the phone screen and showed it to Wu Jian.

"...I'll go back first." Wujian closed the computer with a tense expression, got up and left.If I continue to stay, I'm afraid I will be gossiped by Mr. Cheng again and again when I will find a partner.

What's wrong with being single, isn't it better to perform tasks alone?

Irina, who walked out along the corridor, looked very preoccupied. She was thinking about how to find an opportunity to kill these two monsters, but she couldn't figure it out after much deliberation.

Suddenly, a thin steel cable was wrapped around her neck, and she was lifted up with a huge force. When she realized it, her feet had left the ground, and she was suspended from the ceiling.

"Well!!"

Wire trap?Why is there such a thing in school...!

who is it?Why do you want to kill me?

Fortunately, as a professional killer, his reaction was good, and he had separated the deadly thin steel cable from his throat with his hands at the critical moment, so he did not lose consciousness on the spot.

But I couldn't hold on for a few more minutes if I went on like this. There was a tearing pain in my finger, which had been deeply hooked into the flesh by the steel cable.

"I was surprised to see you as a teacher, Irina."

"!?" The voice from behind made Irina look surprised.