I, Hikigaya, the snake of the red world god's ritual!

Chapter 5

The first class after returning to campus has officially ended.

Hikigaya took out his earphones from his bag during the break so that he wouldn't have to hear the commotion of the active team next to him. He also took out the max coffee he bought on the way to school and took a sip.

"Alive..."

Sure enough, people still need motivation to live.

Just like a cat lives to catch mice, and a dog lives to eat meat, the only purpose of my life, Hikigaya Hachiman, is Komachi, Komachi, Komachi, and Max Coffee.

This taste is so sweet that it makes your teeth tremble. It’s really hard to resist.

Long live the sweet tooth, sweet tooth race high! ! !

"Then what, are you Hitori-san?"

"..."

Who is that weird student with that weird name, like a circus clown?I really want to get to know you.

Hikigaya thought about the sudden noise without raising his head until he was pushed with a lot of force and he had to raise his head.

What came into view was a high school boy with orange hair who looked very noisy.

"You are this?"

"I'm Tobe Sho, please give me some advice, Hidetani-kun."

"oh oh?"

Who wants to know your name?Who is Hidetani-kun? Where did the funny Hiyori-daiou come from?And don’t look at me with a smile on your face, it makes people’s skin crawl.

Hikigaya felt the disgust for Tobe from the bottom of his heart, hoping that the other party could quickly explain the reason why he came to him, and then disappear from his dead fish eyes within three seconds.

"That's right, Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka asked me to tell you," Tobe finally remembered the purpose of coming to Hikigaya, "She said she wants you to go to her during recess and submit your essay. If you can't do it, , I will be kept for special tutoring after school today."

Special tutoring?Is this the kind of counseling I imagined?

With all kinds of messy thoughts in his mind, Hikigaya finally stood up slowly and nodded to Tobe Sho in front of him:

"Thank you."

"No need to thank you, this is what classmates should do, Bitori Gu-kun! Hahahaha!"

"..."

Ah, he really lives up to his name.

Tobe Sho-kun, your existence is as disappointing as your name.

Hikigaya endured Tobe Shona's proud look even though he didn't understand his name, and turned around to go to the office to find Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka.

At this moment, he inadvertently turned his head and looked around at the classmates in the class.

Originally, I just wanted to observe other people around me out of habit, but I accidentally discovered something strange that shouldn't exist.

Hikigaya saw some distinct threads floating in the air.

...Hey, is this some kind of magic show?

Hikigaya looked at the people around him and found that no one noticed the strange presence in the air. The students' eyes naturally crossed the thread in front of them.

This means that this is a strange thing that only Hikigaya himself can detect.

It's so troublesome, I don't want to worry about it at all.

Hikigaya is neither a policeman nor a superhero, so he has no reason to care about this kind of thing.

In fact, out of some secondary desire, Hikigaya once briefly thought about becoming an anonymous superhero. For this purpose, he worked hard to practice his special skills and wanted to defeat evil existences.

Recalling that experience, Hikigaya's face felt a little hot.

He still remembers that he met a girl in black who was about the same age and saw her following some strangers to a very remote place.

Suspecting that it was a case, Hikigaya wanted to perform a heroic rescue of the beauty, but not only did he not get any reward, but he was scolded by the girl in a black coat.

Thinking about it afterwards, those men in black must be the girl's friends, right?

In short, since then, Hikigaya has no intention of forcibly saving people who have nothing to do with him.

However, the current scene is obviously different from the past. The threads in Hikigaya's eyes are clearly made of some kind of existential power that only he can see.

The creator behind it may be a powerful Red World Apostle or even the Red World Demon King.

If a commotion breaks out at that time, not only will the entire school fall into panic, but Hikigaya himself will suffer an unreasonable disaster and be involved in a storm.

What's more, the Ritual Snake also requires itself to hunt down other Red World Apostles and Red World Demon Kings to provide it with the power of existence. Although Hikigaya may not be able to do it, it is still very necessary to do something and pretend to be working. of.

This is the winning method summarized by Hikigaya, a strong fisherman over the years! !

So, let me see which unlucky guy is possessed by the Red Apostle!

Spiritual eyes, open!

Oh, what a shame!But I’ve wanted to say something similar for a long time! !

Under the chaotic psychological activities in Hikigaya's heart, he decisively opened up the spiritual vision given to him by the ritual snake to the extreme.

All of a sudden, he could clearly see all the abnormalities in the entire classroom, including the identity of the person to whom the threads finally converged.

"She is?"

Under Hikigaya's observation, the person with the abnormality was the pink-haired girl with dumpling hair who was relatively marginalized in the crowd. All the threads of existence were wrapped around her.

At the same time, Hikigaya always felt that this Dango lady had an inexplicable and subtle sense of familiarity, but he still didn't recognize anything.

On the other side, the girl with the dough head seemed to be aware of Hikigaya's sharp gaze, her face suddenly turned red, and she lowered her head in panic.

Huh?Why are you blushing?

Is it because my gaze is too vicious?

Did Mr. Hachiman, my Squidward look like Spongebob, take effect so quickly?

Unable to understand the situation, Hikigaya thought for a long time and finally decided to find a way to deal with the suspected trouble with this Dango girl.

Just for myself, this is not a hero saving a beauty.

Keeping this incident in mind, Hikigaya then turned around and walked out of the classroom, followed the corridor to the end of the floor, and entered the teacher's office.

"Excuse me, is Mr. Hiratsuka Shizuka here?"

"Oh, you're here, Hikigaya."

The side door was slowly opened, and Hikigaya immediately smelled an extremely strong smell of smoke, as well as a handsome figure with long black hair walking out of the smoke.

"Smoking is not allowed in school, right?"

"There is no connection between the school not allowing smoking and my desire to smoke, just like there is no connection between work ability and going on a blind date."

With that said, Shizuka Hiratsuka put out the cigarette in her hand and turned on the ventilation fan.

What a powerful heresy...

As soon as they met, he felt the amazing pressure of the Chinese teacher. Hikigaya hesitantly handed over the essay he had written.

"I've finished my homework."

"Not bad, let's see how you write..."

Shizuka Hiratsuka smiled and looked at the student who had been hospitalized for three weeks before coming to school. He opened the composition on the piece of paper and started reading.

However, just a few seconds later, a special effects sound like the explosion of King of Fighters Street Fighter sounded fiercely from the opponent!

Chapter 6 Yukinoshita Yukino’s flirtation?

Chapter 6

——The ancients said: "You lose your job."

Labor is the act of taking risks for rewards.In conclusion, the greatest purpose of labor is to exchange the lowest risk for the greatest return.

Young girls, that is, little girls, will talk about dreams such as "I want to be a bride in the future", not because it is cute, but because of a biological instinct.

Therefore, I think it is appropriate, and even very correct, to live a life where I don’t have to do any work in my future life and just stay at home forever.

So I summarized my life as follows:

I want to be a glorious househusband.

that's all.

……

"Crack!!!"

Oh no! ! !

The masterpiece that Hikigaya spent a whole morning writing wordlessly has become a sad existence like a torch after the power of existence disappears.

If he hadn't been able to feel the pressure of the beautiful teacher in front of him like a mountain gorilla, he would have really scolded Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka for his unscrupulous behavior!

"Hikigaya, do you still remember the topic of my essay?"

"...Remember, I am writing with the theme of life."

"That's right, then look at what your life is like. Just looking at it literally, it's already like a bunch of answers!!! Are you a fool, or are you a fool?"

"I think such an article written from the heart and full of emotion can at least win the first prize for the county's outstanding essay, right?"

Hikigaya instinctively defended, only to find an iron fist passing by his head.

"Snapped!"

There was even a sonic boom in the air.

So was he really angry just now?You're not going to open up the blaster like Iori Yagami and push yourself to the ground later, are you?

Hikigaya complained, but was not frightened by Hiratsuka Shizuka's actions.

For some reason, he felt that the female Chinese language teacher's punch speed, which could be compared to that of a mountain gorilla, was actually not that fast. At least his naked eyes almost completely captured the opponent's movements...

Huh?Isn't it my problem that Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka's movements are too slow?

"Listen carefully!"

"Yes!"

Being interrupted from his thoughts, Hikigaya had to stand at attention, but he couldn't help but look away.

Hiratsuka Shizu seemed to laugh out of anger at Hikigaya. She was more or less a beautiful woman, but her gaze was so sharp at the moment that it almost made Hikigaya breathless.

It was really scary.

"Sorry, I'll rewrite."

Hikigaya chose to surrender and showed his apology and reflection.

However, Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka still seems not very satisfied with him.

Damn it, do I have to kneel down and apologize?That’s not impossible…

Just when Hikigaya straightened his trousers, smoothed out the wrinkles, bent his right foot, and was about to kneel on the ground and sit down in one go, Hiratsuka Shizuka grabbed him.

"I'm not angry." Hiratsuka Shizuka said, skillfully taking out a Seven Star cigarette from the pocket on her chest that was about to burst, stuffing it into her mouth, and lighting one again, "You didn't participate in any club activities, did you?"

"No."

"...Do you have any friends?"

"I, I am a person who attaches great importance to the principle of fairness, so I don't want to have a deep friendship with a specific person!"

Hikigaya curled his lips in an attempt to avoid the topic.

"As expected, you really don't have any friends." Hiratsuka Shizu's face seemed to show enthusiasm, "Although I don't have high hopes, I still ask, do you have a girlfriend or something?"

"Girlfriend? Is it a pet named Girlfriend? I don't have that kind of hobbies. Apart from my sister, there is only one cat named Kamakura in my family."

"What about the boyfriend?"

"Is this some kind of bad joke?"