I, Hikigaya, the snake of the red world god's ritual!

After the conversation ended, Hikigaya noticed that Hiratsuka Shizuka's eyes seemed to be filled with tears when she looked at him.

Hey, don't do this!

Don't look at me with those caring and gentle eyes!

On the other side, Shizuka Hiratsuka looked at Hikigaya and thought for a while, then blew out a puff of smoke mixed with a sigh.

"Okay, let's do that."

"Do you want me to drop out of school?"

"It's a beautiful thought. That kind of good thing will never be your turn in this life."

"Have you been discovered so soon..."

Under the cruel treatment of Teacher Hiratsuka Shizu, Hikigaya was forced to be pulled to a strange empty classroom at the end of the corridor on another floor.

open the door.

A corner of the classroom was littered with desks and chairs, and there was almost nothing in the center of the empty classroom.

No, there is one difference.

The girl sitting among them was holding a book in her hand and reading silently. She looked like a painting that was not stained by dust, which made Hikigaya feel absent-minded for a moment.

"Mr. Hiratsuka, I should have told you to knock on the door before coming in, right?"

"Even if I knock on the door, you never answer." Shizuka Hiratsuka said very calmly, then turned to Hikigaya and said: "The punishment I give you is to join this club, and I won't listen to anything. Arguing, resisting, protesting, dissatisfied and talking back, you should calm down here and reflect on it."

"Society?"

"Yes, by the way, she is the club president Yukinoshita Yukino, from Class J." After Hiratsuka Shizuka finished speaking, she turned to look at Yukinoshita: "This is Hikigaya Hachiman. Like you From what I can see, he has a very twisted personality, so he is always lonely and very pitiful. Let him learn how to get along with others, and this situation should get better, so I’ll leave it to you."

After explaining the current situation in one breath, Hiratsuka Shizu seemed to feel relieved, turned around and left the room.

The space suddenly fell into a kind of dull silence.

"Hikigaya-kun, right?"

"……what?"

He didn't expect that a beautiful girl like Yukinoshita would take the initiative to speak to him, and Hikigaya couldn't help showing a hint of surprise.

While he was wondering, Yukinoshita continued to speak:

"Have we met before?"

"Is this... is this a pickup line?"

Unexpectedly, things would develop so quickly, and Hikigaya began to wonder if everything he saw was an illusion.

However, when he saw the cold gaze on the black-haired girl's face in the next second, as if looking at an ugly life like a paramecia, he finally realized that everything he saw was reality.

"Ahem, as far as my own memory is concerned, I don't know you." Hikigaya expressed his attitude frankly, "If I meet a beautiful girl like you once, I will definitely remember it."

"Is it?"

For some reason, Yukinoshita's expression softened a bit, and the paramecium-like gaze she had just begun to evolve towards a normal life form.

This makes Hikigaya very strange. In his opinion, the first reaction of such a beautiful woman with outstanding appearance should be to distance herself directly, or start using words like "Ah, Hikigaya, right? There used to be people with names like I can’t find the snacks that look very similar to these, but I can’t find them these days” and other excuses to escape reality.

But Yukinoshita seems to know himself and has some different views on himself, which is really a bit baffling.

"Um, do you know me?" Hikigaya's eyes sharpened and he began to test Yukinoshita.

"Should we say we know each other?" Yukinoshita looked at him silently, "Three weeks ago, you had a car accident, right?"

"Yes."

Hikigaya didn't care why Yukinoshita knew about this, after all, this rumor had probably spread throughout the school.

But when Yukinoshita was talking about this matter, her mood fluctuated slightly.

"Do you remember what happened after you were taken to the hospital?"

"Sent to the hospital?"

Hikigaya was stunned for a moment, and then his pupils suddenly shrank.

Because although that memory was blurry, he clearly remembered that the ritual snake suddenly came and possessed his body at that time.

As a god in the red world, the Ritual Snake's existence is extremely huge, so even if it only comes for a short time, it still causes a huge movement and has an extremely serious impact.

Hikigaya only remembered that many people were involved in the commotion, and it was not until the end that they calmed down for some inexplicable reason, and the ritual snake entered his body and became one with him.

By the way, why does Yukinoshita ask herself this question?Could she have been there at that time?

Chapter 7 The unlucky Tuanzi classmate

Chapter 7

Oh, I want to die...

Hikigaya couldn't help but feel uncomfortable when he thought that Yukinoshita Yukino might have witnessed the scene of his tragic car accident, or even saw the commotion caused by the ritual snake that possessed him.

This feeling of dark history being known to others, I think back to the last time I was in junior high school.

It was after school, and there were only two people left in the classroom.

The breeze blew the curtains, and the sunset slanted into the classroom. A young man mustered up the courage to confess his love, and also told the story of why he fell in love with the other person.

And to this day, he still clearly remembers the voice of that answer.

"Shall we be friends?"

Haha, that’s too miserable.

And not to mention being friends, they didn't even talk once after that, which made Hikigaya think that friends couldn't even talk to each other.

All in all, Hikigaya, who has experienced many battles, is not naive to believe that his past will be known to others, and there is no possibility that any beautiful girl will come to his door to cheat on him.

The so-called girl is a creature that is only interested in handsome guys and sexy men, and will only have non-pure male-female interactions with them.

It is absolutely impossible for a gloomy, lonely and dead person like himself to have anything to do with them.

If you don't want to have an overly strong self-awareness, the fastest way is to let yourself be disliked by girls as soon as possible to avoid the end of losing both sides.

If you want to maintain your self-esteem, forget all about favorability!

This is the experience summarized by Hikigaya, and it is the most important essence bred from blood and tears!

"What's wrong? Did I say something that I shouldn't ask?"

Yukinoshita Yukino looked at Hikigaya's wavering eyes, and her expression showed a little panic for a moment, and even some inexplicable flinching.

"No, it's nothing." Hikigaya recalled the experience after being sent to the hospital. "No, I can't remember anything. I was dizzy at the time, and I experienced all kinds of messy environmental changes. I even seemed to hear some inexplicable things. The explosion was so chaotic that I basically couldn’t remember what happened.”

"Really?" Yukinoshita showed a regretful expression, but hid it well, "Anyway, since it is the teacher's request, I can't just sit back and do nothing... Then I will accept it."

"Accept what?"

Hikigaya looked confused.

"Of course I want to correct your bad character." Yukinoshita raised her long black hair with her hand, and then spoke in a voice as sweet as a stream: "Instead of standing there blankly, how about finding a place to sit down? "

"Huh? Ah, okay, sorry."

Inexplicably, Hikigaya felt a pressure from Yukinoshita that was no less than Shizuka Hiratsuka's, and he began to apologize unconsciously.

What's going on? Do all of you Hei Changzhi have such special skills?

Are you all the same type of Pokémon?

Under Yukinoshita's gaze, Hikigaya found a seat to sit down in a state of anxiety.

At this time, Yukinoshita had already read her library again, without any intention of being rude, and there was only the sound of rustling books in the room.

Hikigaya didn't pay attention when he saw this. He also picked up a novel he carried with him and started reading.

This dull space actually gave the two people inside it an unreasonable sense of comfort.

"Speaking of which, what kind of club is here?" After a while, Hikigaya suddenly remembered an important question, "Teacher Hiratsuka Shizuka asked me to join this club as punishment, but I don't know the meaning of this club. What exactly is it."

"What kind of club do you think this is?"

"Literary Society."

"why?"

"Because it does not require special environment and equipment, the club will not be ruined if there are too few members. Simply put, the cost of this club is very low, and the answers are actually very limited."

"It seems that your IQ does not match your dead fish eyes." Yukinoshita continued to flip through the book without raising her head, "But the answer is wrong."

"Then what kind of club is this?"

"Tip, what I'm doing now is the club's activities."

"What the hell? Surrender, I can't guess."

Hikigaya's reaction seemed to amuse Yukinoshita, and the girl suddenly asked a completely unrelated question: "Hikigaya-san, how many years have you not talked to a girl?"

"every day."

"With mother?"

"With my sister."

Hikigaya answered complacently, not realizing that he had fallen into a trap.

Yukinoshita looked at Hikigaya, who was proud of his sister's existence, with pity, and slowly said:

"The rich give to the poor out of compassion. This is the so-called charity. Let Hikigaya-kun, who has no chance to talk to girls of his own age, get the chance to talk to beautiful girls. This is the content of this club's activities."

"Welcome to the Ministry of Service, I'm glad you joined the club."

"..."

No matter what, he never expected such an answer. Hikigaya just felt that his life had turned into a mess of muddy milk tea with a spoonful of salt and vinegar.

It's no longer the level of wanting to die, but the level of wanting to turn into a paramecia and then be broken down into atoms.

……

The first day of ministry activities ended inexplicably.

Hikigaya returned to the classroom after lunch break.

Opening his eyes, dense threads of existence began to dangle in front of him again, and he didn't know if it was an illusion, but Hikigaya felt that the number of these threads of existence seemed to be gradually increasing.

Sure enough, we can't just leave it alone?

If it didn't happen in front of him, Hikigaya would never have the time to care about it, but this is the class where he will spend every day. If someone suddenly doesn't come to school one day, he will be harassed by everyone around him. If you forget, no matter how hard-hearted Hikigaya is, you will definitely feel uncomfortable.

Alas, forget it, let Hachiman Bodhisattva help you solve your trouble.

Ahem, it’s so embarrassing, so I’d better leave this secondary setting to Zaimokuza…

Finally, it was time for school to end. As the setting sun and the ringing of the school bell filled the entire space, the students in the class left in twos and threes.

Hikigaya was also mixed in with the crowd leaving school. He came to the parking area of ​​the school building alone and with a very low sense of presence, and got his beloved bicycle.

"So, where is that unfortunate Tuanzi classmate?"

When Hikigaya looked up, he found an astonishing number of threads of existence flying like beacons.

"Tsk, is this some kind of guide for beginners? It's so thoughtful."

Unconsciously, Hikigaya raised the corners of his mouth slightly, then he took decisive steps, followed the direction guided by the thread, and walked slowly over.

Chapter 8 Romantic comedies are not for me

Chapter 8

Following the thread of existence that looked like a beacon in the sky, Hikigaya arrived at the largest commercial street in Chiba.

Along the way, he acted very relaxed, not like he was stepping into a strange world that he had never stepped into before, nor did he have any fear at all about the supernatural phenomena he might encounter next.

He even had the time to walk into a convenience store on the side of the road and carefully selected a bottle of energy drink from the counter to make up for the energy he had spent at school during the day.

During the process, Hikigaya accidentally discovered that this store had launched the latest pineapple bun, and it had been snapped up until only the last one was left.