My ghost wives all want to kill me?

Things to note when living with a ghost wife
1: Don't be too close to her, otherwise she will like you too much and kill you.
2: Don't be too cold to her, otherwise she will kill you directly.
3: She gets jealous easily, whether of living or dead people
4: Don’t reason with her, Marxist philosophy cannot save her. ......(To be added)
My name is Li Gui, the above are my warnings, but if, I am...