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"I'm too lazy to talk to the hypocrite - did they set up a ladder to go up? Quick, go and take out his ladder! Don't open the window Tang Ping!"

"What a villain, right? Tang Ping, don't open the door, don't open the door, don't open the door!"

There was a lot of noise outside the door and window.

Tang Ping listened and silently raised his hand.

Press "110" on the phone screen.

"Hey, are you at the police station? There are two crazy people outside my house."

"Whoosh!"

Suddenly I heard the sound of a rope being lowered outside the window.

A mature and charming elder sister stepped on the exterior security window of the bedroom with ten centimeter high heels, and smiled charmingly at Tang Ping, who was looking astonished in the room:

"Both young brothers, please stand back a little. Tang Ping and our tower are destined to be together."

Tang Ping: "..."

He picked up the phone and continued:

"There are three litters now."

……

Tang Ping regretted it!

He's so silly, really.

Why did you pretend to be so cool in the first place? You just need to get a high score that is similar to the exam.

Now there are admissions offices from three universities sitting at home, and my mobile phone is being bombarded by several admissions offices on the way. The door is full of curious neighbors, and I heard that reporters have also heard about it and are on their way over.

"Tang Ping, a wise man doesn't tell secrets. We at Yingda University are rich and powerful. Come to us and you can choose your major and get a scholarship." The teacher from the admissions office of Yingda University opened his hand.

"What's the use of a scholarship? Do you need this? Classmate Tang Ping, you don't have a girlfriend yet, right? There are too many monks at Yingda University, and there are so many beauties at Yingda University!" The teacher from the Admissions Office of Yingda University winked.

"I am a beauty." The female teacher at the Admissions Office of Tatmadaw University gracefully crossed her legs.

The three teachers glared at each other unceremoniously. If times had not changed, they might have launched a knight challenge to decide the outcome.

Tang Ping moved his butt slightly, trying to escape from home quietly while the three admissions teachers were arguing.

However, as soon as there was a slight movement, the three teachers immediately stared at them, tensing their bodies and getting ready to go.

It seems that once he wants to escape, he will roar three times and rush towards him.

Tang Ping: "..."

Help.

I was wrong. I no longer want to be the top scorer in the college entrance examination every year.

This Shura field comes only once a year, who can withstand it?

Just when Tang Ping was trapped at home, suffering, and wailing in despair.

His achievements and current situation spread quickly.

On the Internet, netizens who learned the news were shocked.

"ah?Did he really get the top spot in the college entrance examination? ?Not from PS? ? ? 』

"impossible!How could such a thing happen? I don’t admit it is true! 』

"Brothers, I live nearby. I have rushed to the scene. Waiting for my news! 』

"Hahaha, I'm laughing so hard. He was blocked at home by several teachers. It seemed like they wouldn't let him out without deciding which university to go to on the spot. 』

"The "Peace Dove" magazine contains works such as "The Emperor's New Clothes" and "Cinderella", and the "Fairy Tale Empire" magazine publishes "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf". The price is generous and the price is reasonable. Sell ​​quickly. 』

"What's the use of collecting these? It doesn't have his signature."I am Tang Ping’s math class representative, and I have issued Tang Ping’s workbook, signed by him! 』

"I see, you all have such business acumen. I also have a piece of Tang Ping's school uniform with his initials "TP" written on the back. I accidentally got the wrong one from him at first, but I was too lazy to change it back. I came here quickly if I wanted to. ! 』

"I am super, Tang Ping!"I pissed on the same bed as him in junior high school. At 5:18 noon on May 12th, he didn’t bring his meal card, so I even treated him to a sausage! 』

"Let me go, this Tang Ping you are talking about is my elementary school classmate!" (covering face and laughing with tears.jpg)』

"Does anyone remember this video?"The green-haired woman burst into tears at him and asked, "Why are you doing this to me!"

"Holy shit, it's Tang Ping!"He had a girlfriend before and failed this woman?As for his aesthetics, it's hard to hold it tight. This green hair looks so ugly. 』

"And this video!A tough man asked Tang Ping to whip him in public! 』

"I guess, I can't say, Tang Ping's private life is a bit confusing. 』

"Didn't this come out half a month ago? Is there anyone who hasn't seen it?We have dug them out a long time ago. The macho man is the president of "Dove of Peace" and the green-haired one is the old writer of "Dove of Peace". I can only say that their magazine is really messy. 』

"Look at this photo again. Tang Ping and a female classmate walked into the depths of the laboratory building alone. Although it was just a blurry figure from behind, you could barely tell it was him! 』

"What's the matter? Let me tell you, Tang Ping seems to be okay with this little transvestite, this is so perverted!" 』

"Guigui, where did you get the news from?A super detective per netizen? 』

"This is getting more and more outrageous. Why not say that he studied under a priest and likes little boys?"At first there were videos, then there were very vague pictures, and then there were no pictures at all, all based on one mouth.Spreading rumors is illegal. 』

"..."

Windmill Rider Magazine.

Editor Tangtang saw more and more topic discussions popping up, and his face was full of excitement.

"Teacher Guan Ai's popularity is about to skyrocket again! "Pinocchio" will be published next week, and we must not miss this popularity!"

Other employees also shouted.

"Come on, come on, how long will it take to finish the artwork?"

"It's coming, it's coming, but are you sure you really want to promote it this way? He obviously wants to publish his work under the title 'Guan Yuan'."

Tangtang editor said:

"It's 'Guan Yuan (yuan)', that's right. The genius of the fairy tale writer who won the first prize in the college entrance examination. This name is a big gimmick. "Fairy Tale Empire" and "The Dove of Peace" will definitely be used for publicity.

"Let's follow suit, plausibly, and let others mistakenly think that 'Guan Ai (ai)' is going to publish a new long work here!"

The artist hesitated: "Then what if Teacher Guan Ai pursues the case..."

Editor Tangtang patted her chest: "Don't worry, I will explain it to him! And we are indeed following his requirements perfectly, there are no violations!"

……

Fairy Tale Empire Magazine.

"Quickly, let's spread the word that Tang Ping, the top scorer in the college entrance examination, is the author of our fairy tale empire's "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf", Guan Ai. Congratulations to Teacher Guan Ai for your success in the college entrance examination and a bumper harvest in your studies and career!

"And the team building at the beach is coming soon, and his treatment will be raised to T1.5!

"What, he didn't participate? Then invite him to participate! This is a perfect opportunity, we want to shoot a team-building documentary!

"Well, what do you mean by being young and energetic? Hey, are you still young if you are not energetic? What you said, Aojie, of course we all admire his vigour..."

The little leader laughed and patted the Jieao editor on the shoulder:

"The copyright of "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" can now be sold at a higher price. This is a masterpiece by the top scorer in the college entrance examination!

"He must have published a few stories in a small magazine before. He bought the copyrights of those articles. The small magazine didn't know anything, let alone know it, and the copyright price was shockingly low. How could this work? Let's help him do it!

"By the way, Tang Ping, no, 'Guan Ai' hasn't been interviewed yet? Hurry up and arrange it. There are also new works. Does he have any new works for you?

……

Dove of Peace Magazine.

"Sister Yaoyao, should we use that WeChat account that we haven't used for a long time to post a blog to congratulate Teacher Guan Ai? I see that "Fairy Tale Empire" has been posted, so fast!" asked the pot-bellied employee.

The employee with thick glasses nodded: "I think it's okay, and we can also promote the next issue - Sister Yaoyao, have you chosen which article to publish in the next issue?"

"not yet."

Yan Yao shook her head and looked at the two manuscripts in her hand rather distressedly.

One of the two articles, "The Little Mermaid" and "Beauty Yu", will be published on July 7st.

But she has yet to pick out which one.

As for "Jiang Taigong Fishing for Mermaids", it is planned to be a relaxing little theater for Tu Yile and will be given as a bonus.

"I think with the popularity that Teacher Guan is about to usher in, it is better to publish "The Little Mermaid" first, because this article has low acceptance but high depth, and it needs the most popularity." said a thick glasses employee.

The pot-bellied employee retorted: "I will definitely choose "Beauty Yu". When the popularity comes, you must first seize it. This one will not attract more readers than "The Little Mermaid", so it is the safest choice!"

10. Leave application note for November 4

The cold is getting worse day by day.

Fortunately, the doctor said it was just a common cold and it would heal on its own in a few days.

It has been raining continuously recently, so everyone should be cautious about getting exposed to the rain, especially those with weak health.

I originally wanted to update [-] or [-] every day during the National Day, but a light rain ruined my tentacle dream.

uncomfortable.

After it heals, try more treatments.

Thank you all for seeing me chattering so much.

Leave request note for October 10th (updated on the evening of the 5th)

When this leave request is sent out.

It means this is the first time I have taken two consecutive days off (sad).

The cold is getting better.

It should be fine if I get some more sleep.

If nothing else, there will be more updates on the night of the 6th.

Try to make up for the short two days of leave.

Feel sorry!

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Chapter 147 "The Tortoise and the Hare"? (four thousand words)

In the past few days, several people at the magazine have been arguing every day about which version is better to publish first.

Both versions of the illustrations and posters have been designed. As soon as they are confirmed, the final typesetting work can be done immediately and printing can be expedited.

But no one can convince anyone, and the verdict is pending.

The employee with thick glasses said:

"Both stories are "Mermaids" and many plots are repeated, so only the first one can give readers the most novel and amazing feeling.

"Although "Beauty Yu" can bring a sense of surprise, it is far less dramatic than "The Little Mermaid".

"So even though "The Little Mermaid" is easily polarizing, with those who like it very much and those who hate it very much, I still insist that "The Little Mermaid" should be published in the first article."

The pot-bellied employee immediately retorted:

"Then I'm not convinced. It's precisely because it's the first one that the reader's experience is completely new and unfamiliar. That's why "Beauty Yu" should be the first one, followed by "The Little Mermaid."

"Don't you know how explosive the plot of "The Little Mermaid" is before the end? You have to endure such a shit-looking heroine in the front to feel the shock of the ending. How many people can finish it, not Can't help but give up?

"How can you guarantee that readers who have read the first "The Little Mermaid" will still have the patience to read the second "Beautiful Mermaid"?"

Before the thick-glassed employee could refute his rebuttal, the pot-bellied employee continued:

"It's useless if you tell me about depth, humanity, and shock. We are not the audience. You have the ability to talk to the audience of fairy tales, parents and children.

"If you don't believe me, ask Lao Chen - Lao Chen, if you read a story to your precious daughter, would you rather read her "The Little Mermaid" or "The Little Mermaid"?"

Chen Xiao was stunned, why did this topic come to him?

Are you bullying me for being the only one in the whole society who has a wife and daughter?