AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

Chen Xiao thought for a while and said hesitantly:

"From my perspective, I probably wouldn't read either article to her.

"Because "The Little Mermaid" reflects the dark history of the West, my daughter has never understood it at all, and when I read it to her, she didn't feel anything.

""Beauty Yu" is based on the same principle, but it is better than "The Little Mermaid". She may have heard the story of "Farewell My Concubine" to some extent."

After finishing speaking, he paused and thought about his daughter's reaction if he told her "The Little Mermaid".

continued:

"If I read The Little Mermaid to her, I feel that given her character... she might cry because the heroine is a black mermaid with dreadlocks, which breaks her beautiful fantasy."

The pot-bellied employee nodded repeatedly when he heard this. He looked at the thick-glasses employee with satisfaction and dismay, and proudly stood up his pot-bellied position:

"look!"

The employee with thick glasses pushed up his glasses:

"You are right, but because "Peace Dove" has serialized Teacher Guan Ai's fairy tales for many months, it is no longer a simple fairy tale magazine, but a must-order story book for readers and fans of Teacher Guan Ai.

"According to the survey, only a small number of readers bought "The Dove of Peace" for the fairy tale, and the overwhelming majority were readers who bought it for the pen name of 'Care'.

“Most of them have pretty good financial conditions, although spending five yuan every half month to buy a magazine just to read a writer’s work is a bit of a luxury.

"But obviously, there are a considerable number of readers who don't care about this, and they will read as long as it is a 'caring' work.

"Such readers undoubtedly do not belong to the fairy tale audience group you identify, but they are actually the main audience group of our magazine at present.

“For them, there is only one thing they want to see, and that is the latest and best, a novel and interesting reading experience that is difficult to experience with other writers.

"The book "Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf" published in "Fairy Tale Empire" that has caused a lot of discussion recently is a quite... weird and profound work.

“The Little Mermaid is certainly unexpected, but in terms of weirdness and profound airwaves, only The Little Mermaid can match it, attracting readers who like Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf and are looking for other works by the same author.

"So I insist that the moderate "Beauty Yu" will take the back seat, and the radical "The Little Mermaid" will take the lead. As for "Jiang Taigong Fishing for Mermaids", it will be released together with "Beauty Yu", so that quantity matters for quality."

The pot-bellied employee shook his head and retorted firmly.

But after talking for so many days, I have said everything that should be said and should not be said, and I have already run out of words.

The rest is nothing more than tossing the same meaning back and forth and talking back and forth.

"You stop arguing."

Yan Yao held her forehead with a headache.

She was almost having a nervous breakdown from the noise these days.

Even relatives who were supposed to visit her on a routine basis decided to delay their visit for a few days because she had too many worries at home.

Seeing this, Chen Xiao thought for a while and asked:

"How about choosing one at random?"

He felt that in this matter, it was reasonable for the father-in-law to speak to the public, and it was reasonable for the mother-in-law to speak of her mother-in-law.

So whatever you want, any one will do.

Before Yan Yao could say anything, the pot-bellied employee opened his mouth wide and said exaggeratedly:

"No, can you just choose one at random for this kind of thing?"

The employee with thick glasses nodded in agreement:

"This is not a child's play!"

"But no matter how you do it, there are advantages and disadvantages." Chen Xiao said.

He took out the turntable from under the table and promoted his philosophy of life:

"At times like this, you might as well leave the outcome to fate and cut through the mess with a sharp knife."

This was said to Yan Yao.

Yan Yao was silent and sighed silently.

She rubbed the two manuscripts with her slender white fingers, feeling as confused as ever.

Which one should I choose?

Which one should I choose...

Thinking in every possible way, to no avail.

Yan Yao finally pinched her nose and accepted Chen Xiao's proposal.

Place two manuscripts on the wheel and turn the wheel.

She closed her eyes, her eyelashes fluttering, and pressed her fingers.

"The Little Mermaid!"

Before opening his eyes, Chen Xiao pronounced the verdict.

There were shouts and regrets from the side.

Yan Yao opened her eyes.

……

"Tang Ping? Tang Ping, did you hear that?"

"Ah what?" Tang Ping opened his eyes and looked around blankly.

He seems to have had a dream.

I dreamed that I did not deliberately show off, but simply got an ordinary high score of 666.

As a result, the national college entrance examination score dropped to 1/10, and the Supreme Academic God, who only scored 72 points, hugged his thigh and burst into tears:

"Master! I want to study for the exam!"

The whole country was in an uproar:

"This child is so terrifying!"

Foreign countries were extremely shocked:

"This son must not stay!"

All countries sent beautiful spies to seduce him. In order to learn foreign languages, he booked a hotel with them to communicate in simple terms.

Just when the results were about to be explained in simple terms, the key rendering program was lost and the brain.exe became unresponsive.

"...Did I dream that I became the protagonist of the novel Fei Lu?" Tang Ping muttered in his heart.

I feel so sad that I have suffered the loss of having no experience in learning foreign languages!

"Did you just fall asleep?" asked the admissions teacher at Tat University.

Tang Ping hummed and gradually recalled everything.

right.

He did fall asleep.

Just like the cat being preached in the cat emoticon package.

Damn it, the three of them were talking about it, it was all meaningless nonsense, couldn't he fall asleep!

Can't there be some effective guarantee, such as arranging three study companions for international students for him? The other one chuckled, "Only three?" and waved his hand, "72!"...

Tang Ping took a sip of coconut water and thought he couldn't go on like this.

If this continues, he will die of boredom.

He got up from the sofa.

The three admissions office teachers immediately locked their eyes on him.

"I need to go to the toilet." Tang Ping explained.

You can't stare at him when you go to the toilet.

The toilet is the only private space for modern people!

A female teacher at the University of Tajikistan quit her job because she knew a man.

Teachers Yingda and Rongda smiled heartily.

Oh, go to the toilet.

I thought I was going to run away.

"We'll go with you."

They both patted their butts and stood up.

Tang Ping: "?"

No bro.

You two have to watch me when I go to the toilet?

Do you have the same sex?

"My bathroom only has one toilet." Tang Ping said stiffly.

"It's okay. We can have three people peeing on a kang, with a small football in the middle, and see who can pee more accurately." Teacher Yingda said with a smile.

He and Teacher Rongda looked at each other, with fighting intent burning in their eyes.

They thought at the same time:

"Compared with accuracy, I won't admit defeat!"

Tang Ping: "..."

When will the police come to your door?

Are these two mentally ill people admitted to a mental hospital?

Help, I really can't stand it anymore!

"I'm in high school."

After Tang Ping finished speaking with a dark face, he quickly walked into the toilet, slammed the door and locked it.

Sit on the toilet, take a deep breath, and sigh.

Finally have some private space...

I took out my mobile phone, and on the chat software, people from all walks of life were asking about the latest situation.

I simply went online and successfully found out the information that I was being visited under the excellent matching mechanism of big data.

Tang Ping put down his phone.

The Internet is boring.

Let’s play with AI, folks.

"Guan Ai, help me write an article "The Tortoise and the Hare"..."

He told the AI ​​the outline of a simple story about the tortoise and the hare.

Although he had remembered this extremely short fairy tale before and recalled it repeatedly under the influence of Qiao Yinque, he had no intention of writing it.

The reason is very simple. This story is too short. Even if it were written, it would not have many words. It would not earn hundreds of dollars in royalties and would not occupy a few pages.

But being idle at this time is also idle, and it is also good to play with AI to relieve fatigue.

Let’s see what kind of crazy things AI can write.

Or write the original text step by step?

AI:

"Okay, I have understood what the fairy tale "The Tortoise and the Hare" you want me to write is like. Now I will explain my understanding. I hope it is consistent with your expectations:"

"A long time ago, in the animal kingdom, various competitions were held. 』

"Among them, the "race" competition, whether it is the 50-meter run or the marathon, is actually firmly occupied by a turtle. 』

"A fast exotic rabbit was very surprised when he discovered this. 』

"It thought to itself, how is it possible that a turtle that crawls slowly can win all the races among the cheetah, the king of bursts, the horse, the king of short distances, and the only god of long distances...?" 』