AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

"Damn, why are you still here?" Tang Ping blurted out in shock.

He immediately let go of his hands, lay back, and closed his eyes——

AI, another 16 hours of extra meals!

"No, brother, don't sleep, brother, if you sleep again, you will really sleep to death!"

Teacher Yingda almost knelt on the bedside for him:

"You can go to whichever university you want to go to. It was me who was rude when I was younger. I'm sorry and I shouldn't have chased you!"

Tang Ping turned off the AI: "Really?"

"Sure enough!" Teacher Yingda nodded vigorously.

"I don't believe it, you make a written proof."

"Okay, okay, let's make a written statement and write a written record." The Yingda teacher hurriedly took out a pen and paper from his briefcase, and swished his pen to write a written record.

Hand it over solemnly to Tang Ping.

Tang Ping looked at the documents and the teacher at Yingda.

The other party's extremely serious look made him feel a little at a loss for what to do.

It's like a reform-through-labor prisoner who has just been released from prison is facing a new world that has changed dramatically in just a few years.

Dude, I just took a nap, how did you change so quickly?

"I feel relieved knowing that you didn't sleep in a vegetative state," Teacher Yingda said, slowly backing away, "Then I won't bother you. You go through the discharge procedures tomorrow, send me the bill, and I'll reimburse you."

After he finished speaking, he exited the room and left Tang Ping's sight.

Tang Ping: "..."

Ok.

Yeah.

At least--

There were quick and light footsteps in the corridor.

A doctor and several nurses walked in quickly and exhaled when they saw that Tang Ping was awake.

"Tang Ping, hello, hello!"

He leaned over and held Tang Ping's hand:

"How do you feel now? Is there any discomfort? Look at my fingers. How many are they?"

Tang Ping: "Uh... very good, no, 3?"

"No, it's 'OK'."

Tang Ping: "?"

"How much is this?"

The doctor changed his gesture.

Tang Ping looked at his raised index and middle fingers and hesitated for a second: "Yeah?"

"Wrong, this is '2'."

"??"

"What about this?" The doctor retracted his index finger, leaving only his middle finger.

Tang Ping was silent for two seconds:

"When I say it's '1', it's contempt; when I say it's 'contempt', it's 1."

The doctor shook his head again: "No, this is -"

His middle finger was close to Tang Ping's head, and the index finger clasped by his thumb suddenly popped out, giving Tang Ping a headache.

"It's a brain breakdown," the doctor explained.

Tang Ping: "???"

"No," he covered his head in disbelief, "Am I being sent to a mental hospital?"

A mental patient cosplaying as a doctor came to play me?

"It seems that you are sane, so I'm relieved."

The doctor took back his hand and said:

"I'm worried that you'll burn out your brain after sleeping so weirdly for so long. It's too late to do a checkup now. You should check your whole body early tomorrow morning."

Tang Ping: "I think I'm fine. I shouldn't need any tests. I can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow morning..."

The doctor shook his head: "We must fully confirm your physical condition. Cases of 'Down syndrome narcolepsy' are very rare. The information learned from you is likely to save future patients. Please do so."

Tang Ping said "Huh?"

Down syndrome narcolepsy?

Is there still such a disease in the world?

The first patient was so miserable. He actually had the same surname as me and was a compatriot... No, Donald was also a Tang.

His full name seems to be Donald Duck?

Tang Ping thought for a while, that's okay.

Although treating him as a case of Down syndrome would only contaminate the database, if a creature looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, and walks like a duck, then it is a duck.

Maybe his symptoms when upgrading the AI ​​module are no different from those of Down syndrome narcolepsy.

He agreed and watched the doctors and nurses go.

He apologized to the patient in the same ward for being woken up and looked for his cell phone——

Put it on the bedside table. Fortunately, it still has 40% power.

There was definitely no need for sleep tonight, and it would be a good choice to upgrade other modules a few times, but after losing contact on the Internet for a few days, he needed to confirm what year it was and make some contact with acquaintances who might be concerned.

Let’s take a look at the Internet first——

"Can Tang Ping challenge the Guinness World Record for "the longest sleep period of a human being"? (The current longest sleep time is about 11 days.)』

It's not impossible, but you need to upgrade the AI ​​when you wake up, and upgrade the AI ​​when you wake up... I don't know if the brief awakening in the middle counts as the challenge being terminated.

"You have to fill out your application tomorrow at eight o'clock. Have you really decided what you want to apply for?" 』

Tomorrow at eight o'clock...

Tang Ping glanced at the time.

It is now 6:28 on June 0th.

I slept for nearly three days, and my memory before going to bed was still about the results of the college entrance examination being released. When I woke up, I was about to fill in my application for the college entrance examination. It really felt like a lifetime ago.

"Indeed, what kind of application should I fill in?"

Tang Ping rubbed the sparse stubble on his chin.

How about a foreign language?

Relying on AI translation assistance, learning a foreign language is no different than not learning it, which highlights the ease.

But there is a very fatal problem——

Spoken language must die.

If you want to understand what others are saying, you need to let AI translate the entire process.

Want to speak by yourself...let the AI ​​read it in your head and learn the pronunciation yourself?

Tang Ping called up the AI ​​and tried it once.

"Grandma Qilin brings...Supocha chicken."

strange.

Written language is a hit, and spoken language is a hit. If you choose a foreign language, you have to face this kind of life.

Tang Ping scratched his hair, which was greasy and slightly itchy because he hadn't washed it for several days.

Is there any better choice?

It is best to have a university major that is very difficult and has no barriers to entry and can be understood by any monkey.

In this way, even without using AI, you can graduate easily, which is perfect!

Search it...

Internet literature major.

Only a few schools hold it.

Anyone who has the ambition to "learn something in college" will not apply for the ultimate unpopular waste major.

Because there is nothing to be learned here. Although there are so-called online literature masters who come to give lectures, the actual situation is... a purely practical and wild thing, using academic teaching methods.

At least as far as the student feedback collected by Tang Ping is concerned, not only is it useless, but speaking out will only get other people’s surprised looks and sincere inquiries:

"Is there such a profession?"

In other words, this is a water major that is very suitable for a single-minded pursuit of a diploma, a four-year college career, and a water major with zero gold and zero copper content.

"That's good, add it as an option."

Tang Ping wrote "Internet literature major" in the memo.

Search again...

Esports major.

This major is similar to the online literature major, but the online literature major still requires writing some online articles, and the e-sports major does not require playing e-sports.

It is about “cultivating talents related to the e-sports industry.”

For example, the commentary in front of the stage, the director behind the scenes...

The gold content is also 0, but fortunately the copper content is full.

"I thought I could play games all day long if I chose this major... Forget it, it's not bad, let's add it as an option."

Keep searching...

It won't take long.

Tang Ping looked at the two-page memorandum and nodded happily:

There are so many majors in college.

Look, these are all water majors, and every one of them is not a happy person.

After four years of college, you don’t even need to sharpen a metalworking hammer, so don’t be too socially useless.

The only problem is that although these majors are great, I feel ashamed to talk about them.

"Isn't there a major that is very popular, well-known to everyone, useless, and has no barriers to entry?"

In the middle of the night, Tang Ping was at the bedside, muttering silently to himself, asking the world.

Suddenly, his finger sliding across the screen paused.

"Teacher Zhang teaches you to choose a major but not journalism"

Journalism major?

Click in and take a look.

"Choosing a major with your eyes closed is better than choosing journalism. If your child insists on enrolling, knock him out and change his major..."

After watching the video, Tang Ping touched the thorn's stubble.

It sounds okay, but it's alarmist and exaggerated.

Looking through the comment section again...how come there are still professional professors who refute it in a thousand-word article?

"Journalism majors have a wide range of employment opportunities. You can do anything. There is no need to just do journalism." 』

Hiss...AI, translate translate.