AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

AI: "This sentence is a very high emotional intelligence statement. You can do anything, which means you can't do anything well.What it actually means is that it is difficult to find a job in journalism. 』

Tang Ping scrolled through the comment area again.

Journalism major...the threshold is low and anyone can do it. Anyone who works part-time in other majors will do better in this professional field than those whose main job is journalism...

"Um?!"

Tang Ping perked up.

Is there such a good profession?

No matter what I can’t do, I’m No. 1 in fishing!

Moreover, things like news have a fixed format, and the writing is very formatted.

What AI is best at is this kind of stereotyped writing.

"Student Caring, suppose I want to apply for the journalism major. Now please help me compile a social news story. It must be explosive."

AI:

"Okay, I'm compiling some explosive social news for you:"

"At 6:27 on the evening of June 22, Tang Mou, an unemployed man, invited netizen Li Mou to drink at the mobile barbecue stall downstairs of his home. 』

"After three rounds of drinking, the drunken Tang sighed that the gap between the rich and the poor was really big and there were so many rich people. Li, who was drunk, immediately said that we should go get some money.Tang responded immediately, and the two picked up the iron pick and walked towards the barbecue stall owner. 』

"The surveillance camera on Titanium Road showed that Tang and Li talked for a long time with the barbecue stall owner, spent a lot of money to buy a mobile barbecue stall, and on that day got rid of their status as unemployed vagrants and became new barbecue stall owners with glorious labor. 』

"After sobering up, Tang realized what he had done and regretted losing all his savings. He went to the original barbecue stall owner and asked to repent, but was rejected and laughed at. So he rushed into the original barbecue stall owner's house in anger. In the kitchen, amid the panicked stoppage of the original barbecue stall owner and the panicked screams of his family, he picked up a sharp kitchen knife and held it up and down. 』

"Use the screwdriver on the back of the kitchen knife to pry open the cap of the beer bottle and punish myself with three drinks for my recklessness." 』

"The editor reminds you that although drinking is good, please don't be greedy. 』

"...(End of news)"

Tang Ping: "Huh?"

This news was compiled by AI...

He looked at it for a while.

There were twists and turns, twists and turns, the routine became too fast, and the wheel crushed his face.

After reading the news several times, Tang Ping was silent for a moment and asked in his mind:

"Are you sure what you're writing is news?"

AI: "Yes, what I wrote completely complied with your requirements and exceeded the task. The casually compiled news contained many explosive points, but in the end it was a plain and warm reminder. I believe it will be a very satisfying news for readers." . 』

Tang Ping opened his mouth: "..."

You have to say that...

That might indeed be the case?

But what should I say about this news?

Tang Ping had a constipated expression on his face.

He felt that if he applied for the journalism major and the teacher asked each of them to write a news article as an extracurricular homework, he would submit the news...

Maybe he will be scolded to death by the teacher?

“No, who still writes physical news these days? It’s all online self-media.

“As an online self-media, this kind of gimmicky, topsy-turvy and fun news is still in line with the spiritual needs of netizens.

"The only problem is that there is a high probability that such outrageous things will not happen in reality. AI is supposed to make up a story, and it can be full of twists and turns.

“But it’s hard to say what it would be like to describe the real events that actually happened.”

Tang Ping pondered.

Think about it.

Turn on AI again.

"Write another article if you care about your classmates?"

October 10, last leave of the month

Birthday today.

It just so happens that my work and rest have become more and more like the underworld these days, and I have reached the point where I feel weak all day long.

Because I don’t want to be the next obituary.

So please go to bed early and adjust your work schedule.

Will add more.

The update time will be adjusted.

About the recent plot.

The original intention was to create a ridiculous and exaggerated stage sitcom, but the thought was insufficient and the effect was worrisome.

Will adjust subsequent writing.

Sorry.

Chapter 153 Down syndrome onion news ([-] words)

Soon, AI’s second press release came out.

"The young man went to the grave and heard a noise coming from the grave. When he dug it open, he saw his grandfather playing mahjong."

"... Next one, don't sensationalize it. I've read this one."

AI: ""The young man heard a noise coming from the coffin, opened the coffin and found himself lying in the coffin""

"...In this case, please write an accurate news article with the theme of 'Tang Ping slept for 64 hours'."

AI: ""The handsome young man Tang Ping slept for 64 hours at a stretch. This is the change in his brain."

"..."

hard.

Tang Ping's fist hardened.

Can’t this AI output some normal news?

But for the sake of you complimenting me as a handsome guy, I accepted it.

"If you can't write normal fairy tales, you can't write normal news...

"The most suitable news direction is Onion News."

Tang Ping murmured.

Onion News, originated from a news media called "Onion", uses the operation method of professional news reporting to output humorous fake news with satirical meaning.

This can also be extended to the fact that the irony is gone and the expression is purely humorous, which can make people who understand understand the fake news and make people who don’t understand believe it as truth.

such as:

"Super Plus enjoy!After five years, the Dark Sword has finally been strengthened to +22》;

"Here comes the Ice Cream Assassin!"Ci Miao Creed launches a co-branded high-end ice cream, using Jiebao’s small ice cream to assassinate enemies”;

"Come and vote for your favorite characters!The winner will link up with O and form a super sweet CP with the skirmishers! 》……

Hmm... It can also be "Do you think you are funny?" fake news.

Spread your hands.

After all, you can’t just be a marketing account.

The marketing account is really Sima.

Decided to become an onion news maker.

At that time, we can also produce and sell some exclusive news, such as:

"An outrageous adaptation of "Cinderella"?Neon plans to launch the animation "The Black Prince Will Not Fall in Love with the Chocolate Girl ~ Cinderella's Love Story of Aiding Construction in Africa"

"The artistic journey of a pea: Inquiring about Guan Ai's mental state when he wrote "The Princess and the Pea""

"What, there are still masters? "The Emperor's Shinichi" tells the story of a mysterious organization called the Brewery that plans to use planes like "Flying Fairies" to bomb and destroy Tokyo, but Shinichi Kudo, an Ouchi secret agent who can only play with small toys and is not reused by Emperor Sun, The story of using a super soccer ball to stop a train with one kick, crashing a plane with two feet, and fighting on the top of Tokyo Tower to thwart their conspiracy. 』

"..."

Tang Ping picked up the phone.

After thinking about my major, the next step is which university to go to.

This matter is very important, very important.

Even though I have studied journalism, I don’t always go wherever I go.

But the cafeterias of various universities vary greatly!

Whether college life is good or not is mainly determined by the cafeteria and dormitories.

Dormitories can be avoided by renting off campus, but dining halls cannot be avoided. After all, it is difficult to find affordable and high-quality places after leaving the university.

Therefore, for a modern useless college student (reservist) like him, who is lying flat and rotten, the cafeteria is the core criterion for testing whether a university is good or not.

"Strawberry braised pork... seems acceptable?"

"Orange roasted pork ribs... I can't accept it."

"Fried mooncakes with tomatoes...who can resist this!"

"Steamed live bullfrog... Damn it, you didn't even skin the cow?!"

After a round of comments and sharing, Tang Pingren felt a bit numb.

How does it feel, different world, same university cafeteria.

The cafeteria chefs in various universities like to play tricks.

After thinking about it, I am spoiled for choice.

Tang Ping was angry and simply contacted...

Edited by Jieao.

The one who was still awake at this point, thinking about it, was the only one who worked overtime.

Eat more corn, I like the texture: "Do you know which university cafeteria has the best food?" 』

Fairy Tale Empire Editor Jie Ao: "...?"This is your ID (The old man on the subway looks at his cell phone.jpg)』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "If you include the cafeteria in the selection of universities, then you can exclude it.The cafeterias of good universities are basically the same. 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "Except for Xu Da, the dogs in the cafeteria don't even eat, and the sparrows at the door are all hungry and thin." 』

The sparrows at the door are all hungry and thin...

Eat more corn, I like the graininess: "Real or fake, so exaggerated?" ? 』

How unpalatable is that?

Fairy Tale Empire Editor Jie Ao: "I am vain." 』

Eat more corn, I like the graininess: "..."

These are five short words.

More than a thousand words.

Fairy Tale Empire Editor·Jie Ao: "(Picture.jpgPicture.jpgPicture.jpgPicture.jpg...)"

Fairy Tale Empire Editor·Jie Ao: "Xuda Food Sharing." 』

At a glance, Tang Ping saw such delicacies as "Sizzling Snail Noodle Pizza", "Durian Stuffed Stinky Tofu", "Preserved Egg Sushi Rice Dumplings"... and other delicacies that were beyond the level of human appreciation and were daunting.

Eat more corn, I like the grainy texture: "Thank you, it's already zone D." 』

Fairy Tale Empire editor Jie Ao: "There are rumors in the world that Xu Da Canteen is the headquarters of the dark cooking world. 』