AI copywriting?All copied wrong!

He smiled at Qiao Yinque again:

"I want to take revenge on you because I can't figure it out at the first time. I have no grievances with you, so why do you, a senior, try so hard to smear me and come up with a bad idea?

"Now that the evil spirit has exceeded the quota, I may still owe you 900% more, so from now on, you can be as happy as you like, as long as it doesn't have a major negative impact on me.

"Of course, if there is a major negative impact, what you will see is not a lawyer's letter, but a court summons. I am a very cautious person.

"Oh, by the way, thanks to you today, I have thought of what to write in the next fairy tale, thank you.

"Also, green hair doesn't suit you, so you can consider changing to a better-looking hair color."

He turned around, waved his hand, said goodbye and left.

Qiao Yinque was left alone, sitting blankly on the wooden chair, watching his retreating back.

There was no expression on the face, which was covered in watercolor makeup.

……

4 month 15 day.

The 68th issue of "The Dove of Peace" is on sale.

Tang Ping, who has returned to the calm and compact campus life of his senior year, once again refreshed himself in the bookstore between classes.

But this time he watched for several minutes and didn't see any girl buying a batch at once.

I didn’t even see a few people buying it.

Seeing the male and female classmates also strolling into the bookstore, Tang Ping briefly interviewed them.

A male classmate with the pseudonym Li Hua: Anyway, Mr. Li from Chinese evening self-study will give it to me. Why did I buy it?Wouldn't it be nice to have the 5 yuan to buy an energy drink after the game?

Pay attention to the fact that this female classmate is called Xiaomei: If it doesn’t write about love, who would read his fairy tale? We are not three or five-year-old children, we are 18-year-old adults who are about to go to college!

A classmate who wishes to remain anonymous: Last time I submitted three questionnaires in a row and severely criticized my behavior. It turned out that this time it was "Snow White". When I saw the title, it corresponded to "Cinderella". It must be that one again. This kind of pretentiousness is boring, I don’t like to watch it...

Tang Ping: "..."

From every angle.

It all makes sense.

It’s also strange that the school bookstore didn’t even give me a trial copy.

Otherwise, open two pages and read...

No need to buy it.

Because the poor students have already finished reading it.

"Tang Ping, are you here to buy the latest issue too?"

A relatively familiar female voice came to my ears.

Turning around, he saw Qin He, the Chinese class representative, walking into the bookstore with five yuan.

No, I don’t need to buy it, issue 68 has already been delivered to me...

Tang Ping nodded:

"The latest issue of "Feidian Comics Jump" has several comic plots reaching their climax at the same time. I have to buy it and read it now."

Qin He was stunned for a moment and laughed dumbly:

"Forget that you are a contributing author, the magazine society will send you the latest issue."

She walked to the magazine area and looked around, found the 68th issue of "Dove of Peace" wrapped in plastic, took one, swiped her card to pay, and left.

Tang Ping didn't stay long and returned to the classroom with nothing to do.

After the next recess.

He got up and was about to go to the toilet when Qin He blocked him at the desk.

"Tang Ping, I have a favor to ask of you. Please help me!"

Tang Ping didn't even think about it: "No money."

"I'm not asking you to borrow money!"

Qin He was in a high mood and his eyes were bright. He seemed to have just finished reading the story and was still immersed in the atmosphere of the happy ending after breaking through the tension and despair.

She showed "The Dove of Peace", opened it to "Snow White", and asked directly:

"Can you contact Guan Ai? I want his signature!"

"what?"

"Please, this is really important to me!"

"Uh……"

Tang Ping was speechless for a moment, not knowing whether to agree or decline.

because……

His handwriting is a bit ugly.

I have never practiced signing.

If you agree, sign a "care" letter yourself, and generally follow it with a blessing.

Maybe Qin He would spot it at a glance. Why does this word look so familiar?

Find his handwriting and compare it.

Admit to forging a signature, or act like your waistcoat is being ripped off, the choice is yours.

"Please, please!"

Seeing Tang Ping's hesitation, Qin He did not hesitate to use the cute offensive!

Tang Ping is pure Yang, how can he withstand this?

After a few changes of his mind, he finally settled on:

"This is a big deal for you, so I'll ask the United Nations and see what they say."

Qin He looked surprised: "Guan Ai is a foreign author?"

To a certain extent, it can really be regarded as...

Tang Ping looked serious:

"Author from Another World."

Qin He: "..."

"Forget it if you don't want to help."

She snorted and took back the magazine:

“I checked the routine of “The Dove of Peace”. If an author’s works are very popular, he will publish his works and hold book signings.

"That's what the little sparrows were like in the past, and Guan Ai must be like that too.

"According to the time estimate, I estimate that by the summer vacation, I can directly ask for autographs at the autograph session."

She muttered and left.

After hearing this, Tang Ping fell into deep thought.

Oh yes.

As a writer, there is such a thing as a book signing.

If he doesn't practice his signature well, he will be the only one who is ugly.

Not right either.

If Dove of Peace really wants to hold an autograph session for him, the point won’t be whether the autograph looks good or not.

But he wants to appear in real life!

Tang Ping's breath was stagnant.

Then this is too embarrassing!

Imagine that you are doing a good job signing, and suddenly a relative and aunt comes:

"Oh, we, Tang Ping, have become successful. My aunt hugged you when you were a child. You peed on me, do you still remember?"

Here comes another teacher:

"You kid couldn't write anything with three pens before. When you wrote love poems, you had to buy snacks and ask the Chinese class representative to do it for you. Now it's better, your literary talent is soaring, right?"

Here comes another old classmate:

"Damn it, Tang Ping! Do you remember the time when we were friends who blew up cesspools in public toilets and dug out boogers to taste each other's noses?"

"..."

Just thinking about it makes Tang Pingyuan want to die!

Don't do that kind of thing!

To be unearthed or make up black history or something, wait at least ten years after dying of natural old age!

Not to mention that it would be fine if he had a friendly attitude and forced a smile.

And if you are tired and your attitude is a little colder, I am afraid you will still receive comments like this:

“The book signing party is all dressed up in chicken feathers, all the classmates are wearing chicken feathers!”

"Tang Ping is a big star now! He is so popular now that it is difficult to talk to him. We can only contact him through magazines..."

Tang Ping shuddered violently.

No, he couldn't be recognized, at least not until he could accept his social death.

"First I have to practice my signature, and then I have to think about a new image. I remember that Kun Kun instantly became older and vicissitudes of life when he added a beard. He didn't look like the same person at all. You can use this as a reference.

"There is also Yoko Taro who wears a hood. The hood is the real body. If you pinch your throat to change the voice, I guarantee that no one will recognize him!"

Tang Ping was actively thinking about ways to deal with possible future book signings that would embarrass the scene.

In various cities and districts across the province, 68 issues of "Dove of Peace" were slowly sold and flowed into thousands of households...

At night, Chinese teacher Li Suyi finished her teaching work for the day and dragged her tired body back home.

Today was also a day where I was burying my head in grading Chinese language test papers, looking at the ugly and weird handwriting of more than fifty students, which made my neck hurt, my eyes dazzled, and I almost suffered from vertigo.

When she thought about how she would be able to escape from this life in two months, she felt a feeling from the bottom of her heart...

despair.

Oh my gosh, two months to go!

Fortunately, when teaching brings despair, family can provide comfort.

When Li Suyi returned home, her husband had done all the housework, although the effect was not satisfactory.

The son sat in front of the sofa and watched TV. After the daughter took a bath, she waited for her to tell fairy tales and then went to bed.

Li Suyi skilfully picked out the several new magazines she had subscribed to, skipping the others, and took out "The Dove of Peace" to take a look at it first.

The overall standard of fairy tales in this magazine has improved somewhat, but they are only readable and time-killing, and not very exciting.

I took it out and read it first, just to see how the author Guan Ai’s new work went.

If it looks good, I’ll talk about it first tonight.

Use the Chinese teacher's professional speed reading method to quickly devour the contents in a very short time.

Li Suyi turned back to the homepage with satisfaction and surprise, and read the author's name again and again.

"How does this author do it? Each story's writing skills are a little better than the last one?"

My writing skills are visibly stronger.

The content of the story is as good as ever.

But the outstanding point is that it is quite different from the previous two times.

My daughter in kindergarten is already urging her with milky sounds.

Li Suyi quickly walked into the bedroom, picked up the magazine, and began to talk emotionally.