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In the living room, my son, who has just entered elementary school, wisely turned down the volume of the TV to prevent the cartoon he was watching from disturbing his mother's ability to put his sister to sleep.

But in my heart, I have a bit of disdain for fairy tales.

"I'm still listening to my mother tell fairy tales at this age.

"When I was your age, I was already listening to my dad telling martial arts novels."

He continued to watch cartoons with great interest, but after turning down the volume of the TV, his mother's narration inevitably overwhelmed him, taking away his easily distracted attention from time to time, making it impossible for him to watch cartoons with peace of mind.

This made him feel a little irritated and aggrieved. It would be great if the TV could also be connected to headphones, but his parents would say that headphones hurt his ears.

"If you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chanting scriptures..."

He forced himself to focus on the TV.

But my mother's voice still filled my ears like a magical voice.

He kept pouring it, and before he knew it, he didn't notice it.

My attention is no longer on the cartoon, but on the bedroom.

"The queen asked, why is this liver bumpy and covered with fat, and the color is abnormal, suggesting alcohol damage?"

"The killer replied, Dear, the most beautiful queen in the world, that's because Snow White once indulged in smoking, drinking and perming her hair..."

On the sofa, his father lowered his head and played with his mobile phone. He said "huh?" and realized that his son was not fascinated by the cartoons this time. He was getting closer and closer to the TV unknowingly.

Instead, he was like a zombie being driven by a corpse exorcist, getting closer and closer to the bedroom unconsciously as he walked.

"Together they traveled around the world, passing through chaotic battlefields, completing their employer's tasks, and fighting fiercely..."

My son walked to the bedroom door!

"The magic mirror answered, it's Snow White. Snow White is the most beautiful woman in the world! And she is traveling with the killer in war-torn countries, learning to kill. One day she will come back to take your life!"

My son entered the bedroom! !

The child's father was shocked.

What happened to this child today? Could it be that he was possessed by an evil spirit?

The child's mother's new child-catching skills?

His attention was no longer on the phone, and he raised his ears to listen to the sounds in the bedroom.

After a few minutes……

In the bedroom, a father and his son stood in line, listening to stories.

By the time I finished telling the entire ups and downs of the story, more than half an hour had passed.

Li Suyi put down the magazine, twisted her sore neck, glanced at her son and husband who had been standing beside her for some time, and asked:

"What are you two so crazy about? What kind of bet did you secretly make? Which one should I ask first?"

The child's father shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, I just saw my son coming over. I didn't know what happened, so I followed him to see what was going on."

He would never admit that he also came here to listen to fairy tales up close!

I am a young person, but I still listen to fairy tales with gusto. How embarrassing to tell it!

The son also shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, I just want to press my mother's shoulders and squeeze her feet. Thank you for your hard work, mother."

He wouldn't admit that when he suddenly came to his senses, he realized how he teleported from the living room to the bedroom!

This sounds like the little glutton in the story is attracted by the fragrance of the food, flies to the food in a daze, and falls into a trap!

"Then why didn't you press mom's shoulders and squeeze her feet?" Li Suyi asked with a smile.

She knew what was going on in her heart, but she didn't say anything.

The son hesitated for a moment, then tried his best to stand on tiptoes and raised his hands, pressing his little fingers hard on his shoulders: "Thank you for your hard work, Mom."

The child's father knelt down and held his wife's feet:

"Thank you for your hard work, kid. I'll give you a little squeeze on your legs."

"Push"

Li Suyi was amused.

"Okay, okay, I'm done with the bedtime story, I'm going to take a shower."

She dismissed her husband and son, kissed her daughter on the forehead, and said:

"Did the baby sleep well? We will tell the second story tomorrow night."

The daughter raised her chubby little hands: "But Mom, I still have many questions to ask."

Most children like to listen to stories and ask questions at the same time.

She is the type who will listen to the story quietly and then ask all the questions she has accumulated.

Li Suyi's head instantly became as big as a bucket.

"The baby asked daddy if he was okay. Mommy is very tired. She wants to take a bath first and then go to bed to sleep with you."

"Oh fine."

The daughter nodded reluctantly and looked at her father with a pair of pure black eyes.

The child's father was panicked.

But I have to hold on and not let the majestic image of my mother who knows everything and my father who is omnipotent collapse.

He put on a smile and said, "Baby, what do you want to ask?"

The daughter thought for a while and asked:

"Dad, Dad, why did Uncle Killer see his mother's shadow in Snow White and end up with her? Is he a mommy's boy?"

"Uh, this..." The child's father broke out in a cold sweat.

How should he answer so as not to destroy his daughter's precious purity and beauty?

"Let's not answer this question in a hurry. First, tell me where you learned the term 'mama's boy'?"

"Our kindergarten teacher said that her blind date was a mama's boy who refused to hand over all the property after marriage to her - Dad, did you give all the property after marriage to mother?"

"Uh..." The child's father broke into a cold sweat.

He forced a smile and said: "Of course I give it all to mom. Just like you, dad also receives pocket money from mom every day, haha, hahaha..."

"Oh..." My daughter seemed to understand.

She pursed her lips and thought hard, then continued to ask:

"Dad, what does the codename 003 mean? She just wants to be friends with the killer uncle. Is there anything wrong? Why is Snow White so hostile to her?"

Bao, why do you always pay attention to these issues? I am so worried about your future... The father of the child is full of sorrow.

But I still have to answer:

“A derailment means... taking the train off the track and the train can no longer run.

"Of course you want to make friends, but Snow White is hostile to her because...it's because..."

"It's because Snow White is smart and witty and saw through the true intention of code name 003!" The son suddenly said.

The child's father was shocked and looked at his son with gratitude and relief.

Good son, you did a great job!

Just to save the situation, I should call you daddy!

The son raised his chin proudly. He was a few years older than his sister, so he was not a freeloader!

The daughter blinked her eyes:

"Then why can't Uncle Killer see through it? Could it be that he also saw the shadow of his mother in the codename 003?

"At the end of the story, it is said that the queen seems to be related to the killer uncle. Is the killer uncle a woman? Do you see the shadow of your mother in them?"

Bao, please stop torturing me... The child's father groaned in pain inside.

He probably knew this question well, but how should he answer it?

As a last resort, he looked at his son for help and said:

"Well, that's a good question, dad - bah, son, let me test you."

The son's eyes rolled.

He said with disdain:

"This is not simple, of course, because the killer uncle is a person just like dad."

"Same as dad?" The daughter wondered.

The child's father was shocked.

Wait, son.

what do you want to say?

The son said seriously:

"There are some girls who like to play with their killer uncles, and some aunts who like to play with their dads.

“Uncle Killer saw his mother’s shadow in them, and dad could see his mother’s shadow behind his aunt every time.

"Uncle Killer ended up happily together with Snow White, and Dad finally got together happily with Mom.

"The three arguments are established, so the killer uncle is the father, and the father is the killer uncle!"

"Oh~" the daughter suddenly realized, "then mom is in charge of dad's money, so dad is also a mom's boy!"

"Uh-huh-huh-" The child's father was about to speak when he choked on his breath.

I couldn't laugh or cry in my heart.

Baby, your mother is my wife, not my mother.

This logic cannot be reversed.

……

Similar or dissimilar interactions take place in various families.

At the same time, a group of readers on the Internet started the fastest discussion on "Snow White".

"Wow, wow, wow, this story is so well written and beautiful. I can't wait for the whole world to see it right away!" 』

"The magic mirror is really a good thing. It can monitor the most beautiful people in the world at will. So if I get the magic mirror, can I have it give me more pictures of the most beautiful people in the world?" 』

"Is this all you can do for good? 』

"That's right, I have to make a short video no matter what!" 』

"You guys are so... so wretched (speechless). 』

"Ah ah ah, uncle killer, I love you so much!" ! !Stop it hard and start licking the poster illustration directly, lick the palms of your hands, lick the back of your hands, lick your forehead, lick your beard, lick, lick, lick, lick, lick! 』

"Where did this crazy woman come from... Damn it, she's male?" 』

"unbelievable. 』

"Code 007: Does anyone speak up for me?Why did the two noobs across from me who I had tortured six times in a row suddenly rush up and kill me for the seventh time, shouting about love and bondage? ?Is this reasonable? ? ? 』

"Code 007 is really invincible. This man is so handsome and has such a cool personality!"It's a pity that the plot required it and was killed by the forced plot. 』

"Is anyone talking about the killer uncle and the CP codenamed 007?"The upper year is calm and the lower year is violent attack. I am so capable of saving my life! ! ! 』

"I have given "Snow White" Amway to all the wives I know. I hope they can eat fresh and hot food as soon as possible! 』

"No, isn't this a fairy tale for children?How come you, a group of adults, are chatting so passionately? 』

"Is it possible to become a parent in your twenties?And this fairy tale is quite interesting even for a person in his 30s and [-]s? 』

"Care is really strong. Watch him grow up piece by piece. He has made great progress with every fairy tale." 』

"Indeed, "The Emperor's New Clothes" is a flash of inspiration, "Cinderella" is a eccentric one, and "Snow White" is suitable for all ages.This author has great talent. As long as he keeps writing as usual, he will definitely occupy a place in the literary world in the future! (Thumbs up.jpg)』

"It's just a pity for him that such an amazing talent is silent in the corner of "Dove of Peace".Although he is very powerful, he is still not well-known. If he debuted in "Fairy Tale Empire", he might have become famous all over the country. 』

"If you don't understand, just ask, has Guan Ai been coerced by the hidden rules society of Dove of Peace?Forget the first two articles, why haven't you changed jobs since the third article?I can’t believe that a better magazine editor didn’t contact him! 』

"It's not impossible. Let's see again. If this is the case, let this magazine get what it wants and become popular again!" 』