Terra Hotline, crime simulator

Amiya scratched her head, took out a bunch of blueberry-like berries from her bag and put them in Mikey's hand.

"...Bah, it tastes really bad. This doesn't taste like cheesecake. It tastes like..."

Mikey froze in place while holding up the half-bitten berry. His eyes moved to Alina next to him, and the deer stuck out his tongue at him playfully.

The deer seemed to be eating berries this morning.

"Doctor, what's wrong with you? Is it a stroke or a heart attack?"

Amiya shook Mikey, her big blue eyes full of incomprehension.

"No, you little brat. It's too early for you to try to explode my gold coins at such a young age!"

Mikey patted Amiya's little head, and at the same time wiped all the mucus left by him and Alina on the bunny's hood. The latter let out a cute cry, and Alina smiled and stroked it. Holding Amiya’s little head:

"Being a leader at such a young age seems to be at least much better than Mikey."

"Hehe, thank you for the compliment, doctor. Let's complete the task quickly. Miss Lavinia is still waiting for you."

"Who is Lavinia?"

Alina suddenly interrupted and asked.

"The doctor's fiancée..."

Mikey hurriedly covered Amiya's mouth, but she still said it.

Xiaolu still had a smile on her face, but a sharp knife with a cold light appeared in her hand.

"Really, the name sounds like Rupert. I really like the smell of Rupert..."

Chapter 2: Just obey the doctor

["Mikey, you can no longer be the plaything of beast-eared girls, unless you want to become the kind of Asashi hero in Japanese comics.]

"You're right, System, so I plan to become a male protagonist in a porn movie, or become a druid."

[What? ?No, no, no, that's not what I mean. What I mean is that you have to take the initiative and manage your harem like a lion king. The deer walking behind you said the name "Lavinia" while holding the knife. Showing a scary smile, now you have to understand that everything has deviated from the original track. Both good people and bad people have been led astray by you, the troublemaker. ]

Mikey suddenly stopped and asked Amiya beside him:

"Little Rabbit, are you going to shoot me against the wall with a crossbow one day while I'm in the bathroom? And then turn into a demon king and take over my harem?"

"what???"

"No! I can't let you do this, Rhode Island is my King's Landing!"

Amiya looked at Mikey in confusion and shock. Half a second later, her frown relaxed again.

She recalled what Dr. Kelsey and Miss Lavinia had told her.

The doctor is mentally ill now, so just obey him.

[McGee, you idiot, I'm not talking about Lannister!Forget it, I feel like my blood pressure is a little too high recently...]

Okay, now the system is also silent.

"Our camp is ahead, Mikey. Put your mask away later and don't let anyone see it. I don't want everyone to think of that unpleasant memory."

Alina reminded Mikey with a poke in the back.

“But your expression just now showed that you seemed to enjoy that feeling.

Okay, okay, put your knife away and I promise to face them again as a good guy. "

Mikey put on the doctor's hood, and Alina asked again:

"By the way, why do you, Rhode Island, come to us to integrate the movement? Although everyone is infected, we can't afford your medicines."

Alina looked at the Rhode Island operators next to Amiya. Compared with the refugees from the integration movement, all the Rhode Island operators were wearing clean and neat uniforms.

, holding standard weapons.

"Miss Alina, we are here to find your leader, Tallulah..."

"Shh, let me say it."

Mikey covered Amiya's mouth, and the little rabbit smelled a strange smell from Mikey's palm that made him blush and feel ashamed.

He asked Alina:

"Tell me quickly, Alina, has your integration movement attacked several villages and killed many Usas unruly people, and is it also planning to attack the mobile city?"

Because then I have a just reason to abduct your leader Tallulah to eliminate harm for the people.

Mikey thought so.

"...Why do you think so? We have done nothing. We are just a group of poor infected people. We are hungry and cold. The only food we have is some seeds we borrowed from nearby villages last year. ....”

"That's really unsatisfactory."

Mikey said with a bit of pity. Amiya next to him hurriedly pulled him aside under Alina's doubtful eyes:

"Doctor, did something happen between you and that Elafia girl?! I can smell it!"

"What happened? I don't understand what you're saying?"

Mikey said innocently.

"Stop pretending, Doctor!"

The little rabbit blushed and stamped her feet in shame. When she saw Mikey's face, she didn't admit her mistake. The index finger and thumb of her left hand formed a circle, and the index finger of her right hand inserted into the hole of her left hand.

"You mean... stuffing sausage into donuts?"

Mikey asked confused.

"This matter is very serious. If Miss Lavinia finds out, Dr. Kelsey will not stand on your side!"

Amiya said angrily.

"Keep your voice down...Okay, don't tell Lavinia about this. When we return to Longmen, I will take you to the amusement park of your dreams, just the two of us, and have a great time."

Mikey gave her an "I know you" look.

"Great, wait, doctor, how do you know that I most want to go to the Dragon Gate Amusement Park? Since becoming the leader of Rhode Island, I have lost most of my private entertainment time..."

Amiya's ears suddenly straightened up, and then fell down again.

"Because I peeked at your diary, no, I was listening to your thoughts..."

"..........????"

Amiya's eyelids were beating constantly. She stared at Mikey, stretched out her right hand, and said angrily:

"Doctor, have you seen my notebook? It was still on my desk last night."

Mikey's forehead broke out in cold sweat. He smiled and took out a notebook with a pink cover and a carrot pattern from his coat pocket and put it in Amiya's hand:

"Haha, you may not believe it. I picked this up in the corridor last night and forgot to give it back to you..."

"Huh, I don't believe it. I'll tell Dr. Kelsey and Miss Lavinia when we get back."

"Ha, whatever you want, I think they will never listen to the nonsense of a rebellious kid, and they will definitely believe my explanation."

"Okay, doctor, let's not talk about this for now. Should we call Team Huang and Team Linguang over? And...how do we convince Tallulah to come with us? We can't use force, right?"

Amiya returned to the topic and asked.

"No need. If we call them all over, they will scare away this rabble. As for Tallulah...Drake is a little troublesome. Just leave it to me to deal with it later."

........

"What were you talking about just now? Let me first make it clear that I hope you, Rhode Island, come with peace. Otherwise, even the kind-hearted reindeer will have a biting side."

Alina said to everyone in Rhode Island with a serious face.

The camp of the Integration Movement was right in front, and Mikey and the others had already seen many tents.

"...I've seen this in you."

The corners of Mikey's mouth twitched, and he subconsciously covered his crotch, where the traces of wetness from the deer were still there.

"Doctor, why are your pants wet?"

Amiya looked down his body and said in surprise.

"Because I forgot to take off my pants when I was peeing, but it doesn't matter, I have experience in facing such embarrassing situations.

When I was at Dragon Gate a year ago, I liked to eat popcorn in Lavinia's court. Every time I did this, she would whip me with a thorn stick in public, and the furries and Penguin Logistics would laugh at me. , that’s embarrassing, right?But I also gave her a good look, and I began to enjoy the feeling of being spanked, and enjoyed it sexually. "

Amiya: "..."

Rhodes Island operator: "...."

Alina glanced at Amiya: "Don't you, Rhodes Island, consider giving your doctor an IQ test?"

Chapter 2: Quack Doctor Mikey

After seeing Alina bringing a group of strangers in uniforms, the infected people of the integration movement stopped what they were doing. Their eyes looking at Mikey revealed vigilance and curiosity.

"Alina, are they...from Rhode Island?"

Lyudmila emerged from the crowd and asked Alina with a puzzled look.

Mikey and Amiya pushed forward and said:

"Yes, they claim to come with 'friendship and kindness'. Where's Tallulah, why didn't I see her? And the other people in the camp?"

"The leader is resting in the tent. Sasha, Ino and the others took a few people to the forest to find some edible plants before the autumn weather has passed to prepare for the coming winter."

"...Why do you stay in the tent every day? I hope that when I go to find her, she won't stab me with a sword, just like..."

Just like Red Knife Red, Alina was troubled by the thought of Tallulah's big trouble - the evil god Koxiche of Ursus. She poked Mikey and asked in a low voice:

"By the way, is there any way you can deal with that old black snake on Tallulah? Stop feeding her weird drugs!"

"Don't worry, I am a professional in exorcism. Not to mention Old Black Snake, even if there is Satan himself hidden in her body, I will personally send her to hell. This is exactly why I am here."

Mikey replied, and then he smiled and greeted everyone in the integration movement:

"Good morning, good noon, and good evening, my dear friends from the ice field, I am Mikey, a doctor from Rhode Island, who is good at treating Originium Disease. We come with friendship and love, and I hope you will not be disrespectful. "

A burst of murmurs broke out in the crowd, and then someone asked Mikey:

"You are a... doctor? A doctor from a university? That sounds really amazing. Why are you here?"

"...Are you a scholar? We have never had anyone with such a high degree of education here."

"........"

Mikey made a silence gesture, his eyes scanned everyone present through the hood, and then he quietly said:

"I am an expert in natural disasters. At the same time, the knowledge and technology in my mind are enough to put me at the forefront of the treatment of origin stone disease in this land. The degrees and honorary certificates I have obtained are enough to scare you guys to death. Hillbillies who haven’t even graduated yet.”

Hearing Mikey introduce herself, Alina looked at Amiya in confusion, and the little rabbit looked at Mikey with eyes full of admiration.

"Is everything he said true? I always thought he was just a history teacher who liked to torture small animals and deceive innocent village girls."

But Alina got a positive answer from Amiya with a nod.

"Doctor's identity... is very complicated, but I believe he has never forgotten his mission to heal all the suffering on this earth."

"I'm here to bring you salvation and hope. If you don't believe it, this lady, please come forward and let me check you. Normally, patients who want me to check in person will pay [-] yuan first. Longmen coins, and then set up a specialist clinic, and there will be a long queue."

Mikey hooked his fingers at Lyudmila, who stepped forward with a suspicious look on her face. Mikey pulled her arm, looked at the Originium particles on it and said:

"Based on my many years of rich experience, oh my god, these tiny, herpes-like particles, you have late-stage syphilis... and maybe AIDS. Oh my God, stay away from me." One..."

Lyudmila: "...???"

"Doctor! These black particles are Originium crystals!! This is an early symptom of Originium disease!"

Amiya corrected, holding her long rabbit ears.

"Ahem... So that's it. Then Lyudmila, take off your pants, and I will use my tongue to provide you with treatment. This is the saliva of a pure-blood human..."

"That's enough! Did you buy all your academic qualifications? Forget it, it's more important to do business. I'll take you to see Tallulah."

Alina the Fawn couldn't stand it anymore. How should I put it? The original image of Malvo, a cold-blooded and cruel predator, was now disillusioned and turned into a pile of residue in her heart.

"If your tongue can really cure Originium disease, then why didn't I realize it just now? Or are you not licking it enough?"

Before sending Mikey into Tallulah's tent, the deer gave Mikey a wicked smile, and the latter said angrily:

"If you mention this to me again...I will...I will...I will..."

"What are you going to do? Huh? Listen, I have your handle, that woman named Lavinia, right? Mikey, you don't have to do anything, because you can't do anything, I'll take it one bite at a time Eat you, whether physically or mentally..."