Terra Hotline, crime simulator

The deer showed an evil expression and whispered in his ear.

"Please remember..."

Mikey gritted his teeth:

"Next time I'm going to wear a pair of steel braces. And then I'm going to exorcise Tallulah and don't let anyone in."

.........

"What happened outside? Why is it so noisy? Wait, are you..."

Tallulah was writing something at her desk. She thought a deer had come in, but when she looked up, she saw a man wearing a strange animal mask.

"In the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, I will drive out the evil from your body with the holy water in my hand."

Before Tallulah could react, Mikey used the Black Panther's ability to teleport in front of her, and at the same time covered her mouth and nose with "holy water" (actually some kind of special drug).

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

"

"Go to sleep, Tallulah, go to sleep..."

This drug can only stun her for a while, because Draco's physical fitness is very strong.

But within a few minutes, Mikey had tied Tallulah to a chair and finally tore a small strip of cloth from her skirt and stuffed it into his mouth.

Tallulah woke up quickly, and the first thing she saw was Mikey wearing a rooster hood, and the crowbar he kept flapping in his hand.

"Listen, Old Black Snake, we meet again. Last time you were lucky and escaped from my mouth, but this time you are not so lucky, because you are about to face Mikey, a better man than Malvo. Also a cunning and cunning guy.”

Tallulah looked at Mikey angrily and horrified. Thanks to the medicine, she was now unable to exert any strength. She was confused and puzzled. She had no idea where this strange guy came from. of.

Could it be that the people outside have been killed by him?

Her palms were sweating.

"Woo...Woo...Woo!!"

"Hush, no one here will hear your wails, Cosiche, I have only one request, listen:

First of all, I want an Ursus noble status. Kelsey can be a lord. There is no reason for my doctor not to be an earl or something. You are a duke. You can get it.

Second, I want money, a lot of money, and Rhode Island is short of funds these days.

Third, convince Tallulah to join me. Of course, this must be hidden from Wei Yanwu...

[-]th: I need a lot of Ursus honey roti.....

Chapter 2 Another misunderstanding?

"Point: Convince the Education Bureau of Ursus to write Mikey's name into the history textbook so that every student in Ursus can learn from my heroic deeds. You, an old black snake, can become a legend. Why? Can’t reincarnators?

.......

1 point: Let Kasheena join my harem quietly, don’t let anyone know.

.........

Okay, the above is our private unequal treaty.

If you can't do it, I will use a crowbar to knock your emperor into a retard. Anyway, that guy's head is just a decoration. By the way... run to the depths of the ice sheet to release the evil spirits and let them live in Ursa. Play music and party to your heart’s content on the land of Sri Lanka.

Don't think that I can't do it. You can't kill me, and you can't parasitize me. The memories of these nine lives are too heavy to bear.

Okay, these are my current requirements. I will mention them to you when I think about it. "

Mikey spoke a lot of his requests eloquently. Anyway, the old black snake is an evil conspirator. In order to save the people of this land, it is appropriate to get some benefits from him.

Tallulah was silent. This was not the "just a little request" he said.

She was thinking whether she had been kidnapped by a madman.

"What, you don't agree?"

Mikey threatened in a deep voice.

Tallulah shook her head. She couldn't understand what Mikey was saying. She was trying to figure out how to break free from the restraints in her hands. The madman had made chains out of her sheets.

"My request is that simple, and you can't even agree to it, so I have no choice but to take some special measures. You forced me to do these."

So he pulled off Tallulah's boots and pulled off her socks under Tallulah's surprised gaze. The cold air made the Drak girl's white toes shrink into a ball.

"This smell... is really overpowering, but that's right. Supplies are scarce in the snow, and you guys are hiding here and there all day long, battling wits with the pickets. You don't even have time to change a pair of socks."

A hot stream of steam came out of the boots, then formed dewdrops on the leather surface.

This reminded Mikey of the scene when he was sexually blackmailed by the deer. At that time, he was like Tallulah's leather boots, breathing hot breath from his mouth and his lips were covered with water.

"Old Black Snake, stop pretending. You are hiding deep in Tallulah's heart. This poor girl... tsk tsk, do you have to let her suffer the punishment with you?"

Mikey switched to the octopus mask, and the eight greasy tentacles twisted wantonly, and they began to spread up along the soles of Tallulah's feet.

The slimy cold touch from the soles of her feet made Tallulah feel sick in her heart, but there was always fire in her eyes when she looked at Mikey.

He looked like he wanted to kill Mikey's whole family.

Soon, she began to struggle violently, her toes spread apart in a cramp, and then she was humiliated, and tears of suppressed laughter flowed from the corners of her eyes.

"Hmm? Doesn't this trick work? Very few beast-eared girls can withstand this trick. Very good, old black snake. I admire your backbone...even if you are watching your adopted daughter face it with your own eyes. You don’t want to face me even if you feel such humiliation.”

Mikey threw the boots aside, and then found a rag to cover her eyes. Tallulah's vision fell into darkness, but her strength had not yet recovered. The drug Mikey gave her was the same as that of Daryl back then. When Sir Er traveled across the land, he used an enhanced plus version of the beast-eared drug.

It was a miracle Tallulah didn't faint.

"If you are still not willing to come out and face me, I will have to put glue on Tallulah's face, then take a photo and hand it to Wei Yanwu, and I will say... Cosich has become a pervert. Ghost father, and then find a way to drag Victoria into the water, and finally become

A humiliating war. "

[Hey... Mikey, do you want to listen to what you are saying? The moderators don’t even dare to write like this! ]

"Shut up, stupid system. All the food I had saved for a year was taken away by Lavinia and Xiaolu. Now I can only use yogurt instead."

Mikey unzipped his pants. It was actually a fake. He just made sure Tallulah heard the sound of the zipper. Then he took out a bottle of yogurt that was about to be squashed from the bag, inserted a straw into it, and pointed it at Tallulah shot with her always uplifted face:

"Oh yeah! Oh yeah!!!"

He felt it was not enough, so he had to take out half a sausage from his bag and rub it lightly against Tallulah's mouth.

.......

Outside the tent, Alina, Xiaolu and the others were waiting patiently for Mikey and Tallulah to reach a consensus among infected people and clean out the black snake from her body.

"Did you hear any strange noises?"

Alina put her ear against the tent, and all she heard was a popping sound.

"I could just kind of hear them talking, it was a little heated, but..."

Amiya's face became weird. The diaphragm effect of this tent was not very good. She thought of some unsightly things. In the end, the little rabbit could only twitch and said:

"I believe Doctor...he will definitely put the overall situation first."

......

I will turn this pervert into a pile of ashes later!

Tallulah's face was covered in white turbidity, and some of it spread to her lips and chest.

She couldn't help but take a lick, and found...it was a bit sweet?

Is this what yogurt tastes like? ?

This guy teased her? ? !

Mikey pulled off the cloth from her eyes, moved a chair and sat in front of her, looking into her eyes.

The look in girl Drake's eyes was still neither humble nor arrogant.

"Old Black Snake, I have to admit that you are really patient. It seems that I have to find a way to take some psychological measures. Do you really only show up when Tallulah collapses?"

Mikey took out his cell phone and took a photo of Tallulah's ugly appearance, and then said:

"I immediately sent it to Sir Chen from the Longmen Guards Bureau to let her see what became of her half-sister."

As soon as she mentioned Chen Huijie, Tallulah's eyes changed for the first time, showing sadness and hatred like memories.

"Damn it, Kosiche, immortal old black snake, why haven't you shown up yet, ahhhh..."

Mikey scratched his head irritably, and then the system reminded him:

[You blocked her mouth, how did you let her speak? ]

".....Too."

Mikey tore off the strip of cloth from Tallulah's mouth. After the poor girl took a deep breath of fresh air, she roared at Mikey:

"If you want to find Kosi, then go to his duchy to find him!! I don't know you at all!!!"

Mikey hurriedly covered her mouth:

".....You didn't kill Cosiche? Ahhh, don't bite me!!"

"...Your name is Mikey, right? If I'm not mistaken, you are the reincarnation that my adoptive father said I must be wary of, and is more terrifying than natural disasters. He is right, I must eradicate it with my own hands. you......"

Mikey became embarrassed. He should have expected that when the name Daryl was spread, those old and immortal things on this land would have already awakened their memories of reincarnation.

He remembered that in his fourth life, Malvo had talked to Kosiche as a reincarnator.

This cunning old black snake must have been watching his own direction. When he came to Ursus a year ago, the black snake had already made a different choice from the original one.

"Miss Tallulah, this is actually a misunderstanding..."

[Here we go again, here we go again. ]

Chapter 2 W: It’s broken, I encountered a pervert.

"So, this is a wonderful misunderstanding, and I swear, those yogurts are not expired. Although it tastes a bit strange, it may be because Warfarin added strange things to it. As for why Tallulah's boots were Take it off, I don’t know, it wasn’t me, maybe some invisible furry did it...

Also, the reason why I didn’t pull up my pants is because the zipper of my pants was broken. Damn it, so do you all think I’m like the kind of perverted molester who likes to rape women with animal ears? ! "

Facing the suspicious eyes of the leaders of the integration movement and Amiya, Mikey spoke confidently.

Amiya rubbed her chin, looked at Mikey seriously and nodded:

"Doctor, if you make a mistake, you must admit it, otherwise it will embarrass us all. Doctor Kelsey said that if you appear to be mentally unstable during this mission, she will punish you after you come back. Reclaim some of your rights..."

"Huh? Little bastard, are you kidnapping me morally? I guess you must be because of the incident in Rem Billiton where I tied you outside the bar and then ran to have fun with the bunny girl. Hold a grudge.”

The atmosphere fell into silence, and Xiaolu quietly asked Amiya:

"Do you need me to help you take revenge and cut off the delicious prefrontal lobe of his brain? Don't worry, I promise to turn him into an obedient retard who only knows how to ababa..."

"Alright alright

, you win, for the sake of that old lynx who has been through menopause for 1 years, I need to use some powder to calm down. "

Mikey glumly took out the rolled pure Origin Stone powder from his pocket, poured it on Tallulah's desk, then took out a lighter and a straw, pressed one of the nostrils and inhaled deeply.

This was the first time that Amiya had the idea of ​​pushing the doctor back into the sarcophagus.

Calm down, Amiya, Doctor, he is just a little mentally unstable. At least he is not a Tang who has lost his memory, can only use "..." to speak for himself, and cannot take care of himself.

The little rabbit comforted himself in his heart.

"Amiya, my pants are wet, can you lend me a pair? I don't care about wearing women's clothes, but I don't know how to wear stockings, so can you help me put them on myself?"

"...Hey, I was just joking, Amiya, the ring in your hand is about to break!"

Fortunately, Alina stopped Amiya who was about to go berserk in time, otherwise the new demon king would definitely kill everyone here.

"Now, Samsara, the most disgusting existence in this land, stay as far away from my territory as possible. You are not welcome here!"

Of course, the main victim was Tallulah. She saw Alina the deer covering her mouth and snickering next to her. This shame made her very unhappy.

"There is also this letter. Before I left, Cocchisi asked me to give you this letter."

When Tallulah pushed Mikey to the door of the tent, she seemed to have thought of something, then ran back and took out an unopened letter from the desk and handed it to Mikey. The latter bit it open with his teeth and read it roughly. :

“If I least want anyone to step into Ursus’ territory, then you, the Reincarnator Mikey, would definitely be the first on the list.

I think we have met before, but I don’t know in what capacity we were at that time, but the only thing I can be sure of is that we must have been very unhappy at that time, and you made me a little afraid...

So, when my snake scales tell me that Sir Daryl the Cruel first appeared in Dragon Gate, and then you came to Ursus, and then to Chernobog...

Chernobog, ha, the most critical part of my plan. At that time, I had already expected that you would target Tallulah in the future.

After all, you've seen my plan in action before.