Ifrit felt a wave of nausea in her heart, and she quickly spat out the milk in her mouth and struggled to stand up, but Mikey pressed her lips with a finger and criticized harshly:

"Oh my God, Charmander, how can you say dirty words?! How did Helmer and Ceria teach you?! Don't waste it!"

Mikey drank the remaining lotion. At this time, Hemer came from outside. After seeing the scene in front of her, she knocked the bottle in her hand to the ground. Just now, she was forced by the Black Emperor's power to pick up a few more. Bottle milk.

Standing next to Ifrit with his wings spread out, Helmer said decisively:

"Let go of Ifrit! If anything happens, come to me!"

"Hahahaha, are you kidding? This little girl's breasts are like that state in Colombia that even the pioneers didn't want to go to. It's barren and off-kilter. I will never touch it."

Mikey laughed heartily and pointed at Ifrit, who was curled up in the hospital bed and ready to attack at any time with emergency trauma syndrome.

Well, after he said this, Ifrit's expression changed from fear to dullness, and then to some kind of... shame and anger.

"You have the guts to tell me again!"

"Okay, okay, don't be so excited. Relax, it's not that bad. Don't get angry. I'm here to apologize to you."

"Black Emperor, please get out of here quickly. You are not welcome here. We don't need your apology."

Helmer pushed up his glasses frame and said with a gloomy expression.

"No, no, you will. You have to accept my apology, Helmer. Accept it with a smile. It's no big deal."

"......"

Mikey took a step forward, and Helmer stepped back nervously, but he just showed a formal smile and patted her shoulder.

"I'm sorry that I did something that hurt you. Do you accept my sincere apology? Please think clearly about your answer. My apology is very precious."

"...Gu, I accept..."

Feeling some suffocating pressure, Hemo could only nod.

"Very well, I accept that you accept my apology, so we are friends!"

Mikey let go of Hemmer's shoulders and gave her a hug, then took out a marker and pulled Ifrit.

"Do not touch me!"

"Don't be nervous, let me write some words of blessing on your injured arm... I wish our dear child Ifrit will get rid of the PTSD in the laboratory as soon as possible and grow into a dragon girl with big breasts and fat butts quickly, oh , let me draw a large penis on your bandage."

Mikey quickly wrote a lot of ghost symbols on Ifrit's plastered right arm, and finally drew a bad penis. The poor Charmander's face turned blue, and he shouted in despair:

"Ahhh!! Let me go, what are you drawing on my arm?!"

boom--!

At this time, the wall was knocked open by someone. No, to be precise, it was opened by someone's punch. Ceria's figure appeared in the ward. Behind her, there were several special Rhine mechas, and there was some kind of thing wrapped around the outside. Sarkaz Witchcraft Amulet.

"Hei Huang, it seems that my three punches haven't caused you any pain, is that right?"

Ceria's fist condensed into a layer of enamel, and she looked at Mikey proudly.

"System, delete the three punches that Ceria punched me from this story."

Mikey said to the system expressionlessly.

[OK. ]

"It seems that the Quetzalcoatl has failed. It is normal for a proud cub to have no sense of honor at all. But Black Emperor, why did you start with that child? I thought you would start your revenge with me."

The Tin Man and the Banshee Nasti came from behind Seria. They looked at Mikey nervously, worried that he would attack the Charmander, but Mikey just shrugged, then took off his helmet and threw it to Hemo aside. .

"Wearing a metal helmet all day long is just too boring, isn't that right, Tin Man?"

The air froze for a second, and then Nasti was the first to take action. She wanted to invade the Black Emperor's mind and soul, but the next second she screamed and fell to her knees because she just felt chaos and nothingness. There is no trace of soul or thought.

Because the ninth life of Mikey took away the sixth life of himself, he does not belong to this timeline, and his soul stays in this world.

"Nasti!!"

boom--!

The next moment, Mikey flashed directly to the Tin Man's side, grabbed his face, and flew through the entire hospital building. Then he pressed his head and smashed it into the ground, creating a series of large craters, which finally penetrated the entire hospital building. Underground Parking Lot.

Mikey stepped on the tin man to the ground. The latter's body was on the verge of falling apart, and only a pair of dark eyes stared at Mikey.

"Listen tin man, I like the beast-eared girls, I like the beast-eared girls of Rhine Life, and I don't care what plans you and that fat bird have to deal with me, but if you say something bad about me to the beast-eared girls They spoke ill of me and prevented me from opening a harem, causing them to have a completely hostile relationship with me..."

Having said this, Mikey inserted his right hand into the tin man's mechanical chest and held it

His exposed witchcraft core was trapped, and when the tin man's consciousness completely disappeared, he heard Mikey say in a relaxed and cheerful tone:

"Then starting in Colombia, I will destroy everything and everyone you know, ha."

........

"We had a little misunderstanding before, don't you think so, Tin Man?"

Mikey inserted his right hand through the tin man's chest and lifted his upper body like a hand puppet to everyone in Seria.

"...Yes, there was indeed a small misunderstanding between Columbia and Magee. We should not offend the great Mr. Magee... Everyone at Rheinland Life, this is the end of our cooperation. That’s it, after all, defeating Terra’s greatest man is simply wishful thinking, and by the way, I’m going to eat ten extra large Furry hot dogs tonight.”

Mikey said, imitating the tone of the Tin Man's speech, and then threw the remains of the Tin Man aside.

"What...what exactly did you do?!"

Seria felt that her body could not move, Nasti fainted on the ground, and Hemo protected Ifrit, holding the healing staff tightly in his hand.

"You are wearing a piece of metal power armor, I use energy to control the surrounding magnetic field, and then... you are a scientist, you should understand this principle."

Mikey walked up to her, put his right hand on her horn, and was brewing his emotions. Just as he was about to say something, there was a click, and one of Seria's horns was broken by him.

"you......!"

"I'm sorry, I'm very sorry. I really didn't mean it. Really, I just wanted to have a heart-to-heart talk with you...Forget it, I'll stick it back to you."

In front of the shocked people, Mikey licked Seria's severed horn, leaving a pool of saliva, and then dipped the horn on it.

[Look at the good stuff you did, you got it wrong, Mikey! !And why would you even think of using saliva on this thing? !Use glue! ]

"Well, there's really nothing I can do about you."

Mikey started to take off his pants.

[Not this glue! ! ]

The system roared speechlessly, and Mikey had no choice but to lift up his pants, straighten Ceria's horns again, and comfort her, saying:

"Haha, this looks like new. Next time I'll invite you to my villa for a party and have a buffet or something. Goodbye!"

With that said, Mikey quickly flew away from the scene.

..........

Chapter 2: Warm Mikey

[Previous summary of this chapter: Since the existence of higher dimensions annihilated the sixth life, the ninth life of Mikey had to seize the timeline of that life and regard the sixth life as an independent parallel line, but he conquered Thailand with the Black Emperor. Compared with La's ambition, the great Mikey just wants to open a harem quietly. ]

[Let's shift our focus to the villa Mikey bought outside Tremont, where Halhaia first became his first Starfury. ]

"Oh, Fat Snake, you're stuck in the dryer again."

"It's all because of these annoying big breasts and big tails. Can you help me?"

[Mikey!I am the system, don’t take away my role!Remember to use "" next time you speak! !Also, don’t just imagine these r18 plots! ]

"No, system! This is my exclusive simulation! We are sexy! We are sexy and hot. Look at my own Colombian butt in this life..."

[...So tired... Let's destroy it quickly. Let me remind you, Mikey, after the simulation of this life is over, the memories no longer slowly emerge from their minds, but directly and seamlessly connect to the current world, because six This world has become some kind of parallel world to this world, so be prepared. ]

"I know, so I plan to be a good person and use the Black Emperor's resources to do some good things."

[Aha?Is this why you inlaid the two fire pumps at the door with diamonds and bought a yacht in the mobile city for [-] million gantry coins?There is no lake or river in Tremont, so why would you buy a yacht? ]

"I'm not that stupid, System. I only spent 3000 million on the yacht. The remaining 7000 million was to hire the civil engineer Song Guo to dig an artificial river on the road in front of me directly to the headquarters of Rheinland Life, so that I can drive the yacht. I took the beast-eared girl there to play."

While chatting with the system, Mikey showed a white smile to himself in the mirror. After careful arrangement, he abandoned the Black Emperor's traditional attire and put on an extremely luxurious gold coat and gold-plated hat.

The Black Emperor is actually quite rich. Although he has no influence in the political world, he is secretly the "criminal emperor" of Colombia's underground kingdom. At least 90.00% of the black industry chain must pass through his hands. The largest Colombian criminal gangs are also covered by the Black King.

Yes, the biggest gang was the Texan family from Syracuse.

However, few people in the Texas family know that there is such a big boss behind their family, and the Black Emperor does not communicate openly with the Texas family.

He is only responsible for collecting money.

In addition, Black Emperor also has considerable shares in several large companies.

In the past two days, the Colombian government has not caused trouble for itself. Maybe the tin people understood what they said, or maybe they are just too strong and there is nothing they can do about it.

In short, no one came to trouble Mikey, and Mikey was quite leisurely, just being a free man.

The free-spirited Tu Emperor has no intention of wiping the Sixth's butt. As for the matters involving the Yan Kingdom and Usas, that was done by the Sixth. What does it have to do with my Ninth Life?

Ding-dong-!

At this time, the doorbell rang, and Mikey checked the time. It was now six o'clock in the evening.

"Ah, dear Lord Black Emperor, we meet again. Sometimes I really think you have forgotten me. By the way, what is being built in front of your house? Is there such a big movement?"

Hullhaiya stuck her head out and spit out snake bites. She was still holding Narcissa, who was sleeping peacefully, in her arms.

boom--!

Mikey closed the door in one fell swoop.

[What are you doing again? ! ]

"...I'm sorry, I thought it was my ex-wife who brought my daughter to collect child support."

[what? ? ? ]

The system issued a fatal doubt, and Mikey opened the door with a smile on his face again.

"Come in, Hullhaiya, there are many spies outside watching here."

Mikey invited Huerhaiya in and motioned for her to sit on the sofa.

"Oh, the interior decoration is quite luxurious. Is this an indoor snow scene? I'm afraid it can't even compare to the president's residence, right?"

Huo Erhaiya's expression changed slightly. She saw that there was a huge glass wall in the Black Emperor's living room. Behind the wall was a field of snow with several snowmen piled on it.

"That, that is the pure Origin Stone powder that I spent 800 million yuan to buy. Do you want to smoke some? Oh, I forgot, you are not a pure-blooded human being and cannot enjoy this kind of fun. Oh, damn, I I’m not a pure-blood human now!! I’m Luper now!”

"...Pure-blood human?"

[You just know now...]

The system is no longer able to complain about Mikey's prodigality.

Mikey sat across from Huerhaiya, crossed his legs, and asked:

"Let me guess, aren't you joining the Tin Man's team again? And the Tin Man also knew about the complex being developed by my team, and detained Dorothy and Ferdinand. Yes, I sent you here to test my background, right?"

"Oh, don't say it so bluntly. We may still have room for discussion, Your Majesty the Black Emperor."

Her unique mysterious smile appeared on Huerhaiya's face again.

Mikey tilted his head, stood up, came to Huolhaiya, put one hand on her head, and stroked her feathers.

The feathered serpent looked up at him, narrowed her eyes, tightened her tail, and Narcissa in her arms moved her cat ears.

"How many more decades can you live? Poor short-lived race, as for that? Let me help you extend your life."

"Who do you think is the short-lived race?"

The next moment, the feathered snake's eyes widened slightly, and a moment later, their eyes were filled with surprise and disbelief.

Mikey controlled the energy to swim in her brain, like controlling a precise scalpel. Electronic signals were transmitted to every synaptic nerve. He felt every permanently necrotic cell in the feathered snake's brain, and then transferred these The cells are annihilated one by one, and then the cells are stimulated to divide again to correct the brain structure.

"You have been burdened with bloodline, inheritance, and glory since you were born... These nihilistic pasts and powers have been violently stuffed into your brain since you were a child, causing permanent damage to your brain, Horhaiya , have you ever had your own childhood? Can you enjoy your old age peacefully?"

Huorhaiya closed her eyes and experienced it quietly, but her heart was filled with indescribable excitement.

"This is a curse, Feathered Serpent, a curse from your blood. Now, I have removed your curse. You might as well be bolder in your approach to life. You have to figure out the script of your life - not a sequel to your past ancestors. , is not a prequel to your future children, nor is it a side chapter to your friends."

[Mikey, you are so warm. I thought you would destroy her frontal lobe and completely turn her into your Star Fury. It turns out that you will also attack the Beast-Eared Girl normally. ]

"...I'm so stupid, thank you for reminding me."

[? !Can you stop being so new? ]

"Haha, I'm just kidding. I don't want to fuck idiots, but I will teach them math, so that if I fuck them again, the burden will be lighter, and they will remember how many times we did it."

Chapter 3 What is the shape of Terra?

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