Terra Hotline, crime simulator

Huerhaiya felt like she was brand new, and the headache that often bothered her had completely disappeared.

"Thank you. I rarely thank someone from the bottom of my heart, but you are one of them. Dear Lord Black Emperor, the Feathered Serpent clan will always remember your kindness."

Seeing Hu Erhaiya say this sincerely, most of Mikey's thoughts of turning her into a fool and making her into a sex doll disappeared.

"Small question, but it's not free. Maybe you could consider using your tail to repay me."

Mikey took out a plastic bag and put it on his head with ease.

"Horhaiya, actually I have always had transsexualism and want purple sand, but I can't do it because I am a Catholic, so I need your help. Come on, wrap your tail around me."

"Eh? Does your purpose require such directness? So, is your treatment for me just some kind of transaction? However, if you really want to do this, it is not impossible, but I am not sure whether this can satisfy your wish. ......."

Huerhaiya rolled her eyes and pointed the tip of her tail towards

Wrapping around Mikey's neck, Mikey began to close his eyes.

But the expected suffocating joy did not come as expected.

"This is a damn super power!!"

Mikey roared and tore the plastic bag into pieces as the kinetic energy was absorbed by him.

"Even as powerful as you are, you still have troubles. If you truly follow death, you might as well go to the stars. Maybe you can find salvation there."

Huilheiya said as she loosened her tail, and at this time, Narcissa in her arms happened to wake up.

"Show your beams a little further and look to the stars, balabalabala. This is as stupid as the moon landing hoax."

"Oh?"

The expression on the feathered snake's face became very wonderful.

"I actually want to run for president of Colombia."

"what???"

Feathered Serpent's head couldn't turn around at once.

"Colombia has always had one of the most serious problems, that is, people are not free and democratic enough. If I come to power, I will ensure that everyone, even primary school students, have the right to use blunderbuss, and I will implement the slave system, but To be politically correct, I’ll give them a close-up of a cotton field.”

"...?"

"Okay, let's put that aside, why are you carrying Narcissa with you?"

Mikey changed the subject and asked, pointing to Narcissa who was always hanging on Halheya.

"She can't live without me. The tin man decided to leave her to you to take care of her. Besides, she has been chanting your name and clamoring to see you... She just calls you 'Dr. Mackey' '."

Mikey was stunned for a moment. He has not yet become a doctor in this life. He will only have the status of a doctor in his ninth life.

The system then came out and explained:

[Because this parallel timeline has created some kind of mutual interference with the current world, some powerful psychics may perceive that there is a new timeline in the current world, and the child Rosemary is special. She was lost. Part of it, but another part came to mind. ]

"It's so complicated, but at least Narcissa and I have ended our hostile relationship now."

"Doctor...where is this? Why aren't we on Rhode Island? When I woke up, everyone was gone...I was still wearing my lab clothes."

Rosemary walked out of the arms of the Quetzalcoatl and slowly approached Mikey.

Huerhaiya observed everything keenly. It seemed that Narcissa and the Black Emperor had known each other before?But...why didn't it show up before?

"Actually, Rosemary, I'm your long-lost father. You see, we look so alike. We both have ears and tails."

Mikey stroked her head.

"Doctor...is my biological father?!"

Rosemary opened her mouth wide, and Halhaiya's brain began to short-circuit.

"Yes, have you forgotten? This time I took you back to Colombia to...uh...find for you...breast milk that can make you feel maternal love, It's definitely not because I want to drink too. Anyway, Kelsey can't satisfy your motherly love..."

[Mikey, what are you talking about? ! ]

Shut up, stupid system, can you have a better reason? ?I don't want to see her writing down my name in her notebook again, suspecting that I'm eating her pudding.

There is no need to doubt this kind of thing.

What are these two people talking about?Breast milk?maternal love?The Black Emperor is Narcissa's father? ? ? !

Huerhaiya had a lot of questions in her heart.

"The doctor turns out to be my father. That's fine, but who is my mother?"

Unexpectedly, Rosemary was deceived. Mikey looked at Huerhaiya, who understood what he meant instantly.

Could it be that the Black Emperor wants me to act with him to coax Narcissa?

"Poor child, actually I am your mother."

Huilheya held Narcissa's little head and looked at her with loving eyes, but her heart was filled with some kind of weirdness and countless confusions.

What on earth is the Black Emperor doing?

Could it be that he wanted to get rid of Narcissa?

No, Narcissa was no threat to him.

Is the Black Emperor really her father?No, impossible, absolutely impossible.

But...what if I'm not sure...

Maybe this was one of the reasons why the Black King attacked Loken's convoy?

"Tomorrow you should go to school. There is a kindergarten there at Rheinland Life. You will meet many friends there."

This matter is still left to Rhine Life. They have obtained a large amount of information on Loken's experiments, and they may be able to find the mystery of Narcissa's life experience from there.

Halhaiya said softly.

"Family...friends? Where is Amiya?"

Rosemary looked a little confused.

"Go to school at Rhine Life?! No, this will only harm her. Kristen will even teach her the evil truth that Terra is actually round!"

But unexpectedly, Mikey jumped up and said.

"You may not believe it, Mr. Black Emperor. According to the speculations of stargazers, the land under our feet is indeed round, like a ball. This is probably the only truth verified by the Stargazers Association."

Huorhaya sneered in her heart, although

However, no matter how powerful the Black Emperor is, he has no brains and poor vision. He is superstitious and ignorant.

"...What did you just call me? The child's mother?"

“…..My bad, husband.”

Huerhaiya felt ridiculous in her heart. She took out a small orb from her backpack and explained to Black Emperor and Rosemary:

"You see, this is Terra under our feet. Although most of the map has not been filled in, the shape has become constant."

"If you hold Terra in your hands, what is beneath our feet?"

Mikey questioned.

"......what?"

Hu Erhaiya did not react for a moment.

"Terra is definitely not round, there is no doubt about this. To be precise, Terra's shape should be that of a girl with big breasts and animal ears. We live on her breast, and the star pod is actually her bra."

Mikey said nonsense seriously:

"I once flew to see it."

He emphasized again.

[Damn it, Mikey, you are committing suicide. After this simulation ends, a wife and child will appear out of thin air. ]

"I have my measure."

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Chapter 3 One-day tour of Rhine Life

"Why do you need a jetpack? Can't you fly yourself? If you run out of energy halfway through the flight, strap a one kilogram bomb on your body and detonate it."

Ferdinand shook his head in confusion. He originally thought that the Black Emperor came to Rhine Life to cause trouble for him, but he did not expect that the other party would make such a strange request.

"What do you think I am? A Terran terrorist? I need a jetpack for my daughter Narcissa, so I want to customize a children's model with some pictures of cats and dogs on it. I will pick it up in the afternoon. goods."

Mikey shook the rosemary above his head. The little cat opened his eyes in confusion and found that he was not on the bed, and subconsciously tightened his grip on Mikey's neck.

She asked, "Doctor, where are we?"

"My fans offline dating club. Also, if you want to pee, just tell me and don't pee into your neck."

"No, doctor, I can already use the toilet on my own."

"At least it's better than Amiya. She didn't go to the toilet alone until she was eight years old. To celebrate that day, I made her a birthday cake, but she disliked me. It was definitely not because I gave her the cake. She happened to be sitting on the toilet at the time."

Mikey said with some relief.

"Rheinland Life is not your Black Emperor's personal company, don't expect us to do anything for you, and science will not yield to your personal power."

Ceria gave up her plan to fight the Black King. After all, she couldn't defeat him, and there was nothing she could do against him.

Mikey said:

"Ceria, why are you acting like a bitch and being so stingy? I just want to break off one of your horns? I'll give you a small compensation."

Then he took out a condom from his pocket, blew it up into a balloon, and hung it on Ceria's horn while Ceria and Ferdinand were shocked.

"It looks much better this way. Maybe there's a little too much lubricant. Also, apologize to Ifrit for me. Although her breasts are really flat, those people who said Flat Earth thought they were coming after seeing her breasts. Arrived on Earth.”

"*Colombian expletive* I've had enough of you! Do you really think you can keep doing evil?! Who gave you such a right?!"

"Ceria, stop, you can't beat him!"

Ferdinand couldn't stop him. Ceria immediately condensed enamel on her fist and threw it at Mikey, but was gently caught by the latter.six nine. four' nine three. six one three' five

"Who gave me the right? Of course it's your best friend, Kristen. How about you give her a call?"

Ceria and Ferdinand looked at each other and saw surprise in each other's eyes. Then Ceria took out her mobile phone and dialed Christen's number:

"Boss, what is going on? I saw the Black Emperor's introduction to the anti-Black Emperor research department early this morning. If you have surrendered to the Black Emperor, you might as well give me the position of boss."

"No, Ceria, the Black Emperor showed us his cards last night. He confessed all his previous plans. The Tin Man said that his soul is no longer the same person. Don't treat him as the Black Emperor."

".....What did you say??"

This bombshell news made Seria a little confused.

"I don't know much about souls. You might want to consult Parves or Banshee. In short, based on the latest information, we have determined that the Black Emperor either has schizophrenia, or he is possessed by some kind of... ....Things have taken possession of the body.”

Kristen emphasized again:

"As long as his actions are not excessive and his demands are met, he agreed to help us break through the star pod."

"Oh? So, is it an excessive act that he just tied a condom on my horn?"

"........ah?"

Now it was Kristen's turn to be shocked.

Ceria hung up the phone and found Mikey looking at her with an expression like "What can you do to me?"

This made her very uncomfortable.

"Seria, besides this, Rhine Life has greater things to do.

, don’t study any Origin Stone skills or military weapons.

I need you to research a six-slice toast machine. There are only five-slice toast machines on the market. As long as a six-slice toast machine is developed, we will enter the future. "

"Go away! For a person like you to stay in Rhineland for a second is a trampling and blasphemy against science..."

Ceria angrily grabbed Mikey's tie.

"Relax, Ceria, we still have children here. Besides, what do you do to me? I'm the omnipotent Black Emperor. Haha, fuck me if you dare. Use your six-pack abs to pinch me hard." Blow my brains out."

Mikey said with a mean look on his face, and then he put the rosemary on the ground.

"I'm going to fly a plane with Kristen. I'll leave Narcissa under your care. Don't feed her too much junk food and catnip. I'll be back in the afternoon."