I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

"Go to sleep."

Fujimiya Ori pushed the door open, and without looking, he plunged into his big bed in the posture of the Philippine national diving team.

"what!"

"Ouch!"

There was a scream, and a female voice in pain.

"what?"

Fujimiyazhi covered her head and said in pain: "Who set a trap on my bed?!"

"It's me, ah!"

The girl on the bed said something first, then realized that she had said the wrong thing, slapped the sheets hard, and said dissatisfiedly: "No one set a trap at all, okay?"

Fujimiyazhi reluctantly opened his eyes and saw who the person in front of him was, and said in surprise: "Yamada Ryo, why are you here?"

"Well…"

Yamada Ryo looked ugly and covered his abdomen: "Please wait for me to slow down a bit. The blow you just gave was not gentle."

"What did you do on the bed?"

Fujimiyazhi stayed a little away from her and stared at the disheveled Yamada Ryo on the bed with messy hair for a long time, falling into deep thoughts.

Could it be said that she recommended the pillow mat herself?

"Excuse me,"

So Fujimiyazhi stretched out his hand and seriously refused: "I can't accept it."

"Huh? What are you talking about? What's unacceptable?"

Yamada Ryo frowned, and an unkind look appeared on his handsome face: "Aren't you going to tell me that you don't have time?"

"There's definitely plenty of time,"

Fujimiya folded his hands, looked around and said, "I'm just a little tired recently and have no energy."

"Please, I'm just asking you to pretend to be a boyfriend and go to a party, I'm not asking you to participate in a triathlon,"

Yamada Ryo was stunned for a moment, then rolled his eyes and said angrily: "If you are a man, don't be so weak. If you are looking for a reason, find a better one."

"Pretending to be a boyfriend?"

Fujimiya Ori was stunned: "What are you pretending to be your boyfriend?"

Yamada Ryo's eyes widened and he said in disbelief: "You guy, have you forgotten everything I told you a week ago?"

"Uh…"

Fujimiya Ori thought for a while, and his chaotic brain gradually reappeared in his mind a week ago.

It seems that this is indeed the case, and I am sure of it by patting my chest.

but…

"I've been a little tired lately,"

Fujimiya Ori fell lazily on the pillow: "How about you change it to someone else."

The answer that is consistent with the identity of the bandaged person is that he can forget the things he promised in the next second. He will not recognize people when he puts on pants. The best thing is to be irresponsible.

"Fujimiya Ori! You are not human!"

With disbelief on his face, Yamada Ryo stretched out his hand and grabbed Fujimiya Ori's collar, shook him wildly and said, "You obviously said "leave it to me" at that time, but you promised me now that you don't admit it. ?!”

"Ahhh~"

Fujimiya Ori was shaken so hard that her brain was shaking, and the bandage wrapped around her head was fluttering in the air. She quickly reached out and pushed Yamada Ryo: "Wait a minute, wait a minute!"

Um?There seems to be something wrong with the touch on my hand.

Yamada Ryo's body moved away instantly as if he was electrocuted. Fujimiya Ori calmed down and looked at her, seeing a faint blush on her face that had not completely disappeared.

Uh... the lucky pervert incident.

But being too flat is equivalent to not touching anything.

Hmm, so it doesn't matter.

Fujimiya knew clearly, rubbed her hand on the duvet, and glared at Yamada Ryo in annoyance, then said slowly: "Really, it's too rude, I, Fujimiya, said that. Are you an untrustworthy person? Will you not do what I promised?"

Yes, very well.

"So you agree?"

Yamada Ryo's tone became a little more relaxed, but the bloody and strange light in his yellow eyes was still flickering faintly.

"Uh…"

Fujimiyaori really wanted to be irresponsible. After all, he had been very lazy recently, but when he saw the red light in Yamada Ryo's eyes, he felt a little scared.

The hand that pinched her neck just now was too strong. Is this the strength a girl should have?

Looks like I'm going to have some trouble...

"Ugh…"

Fujimiya Ori sighed: "Okay, when?"

"Well, that's right."

Yamada Ryo nodded with satisfaction, then said: "Next weekend."

"What, it turns out it's next week, why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Fujimiya suddenly beamed. He thought it was tomorrow and was already prepared to be tired. Unexpectedly, it was next week, and there were still ten days left. This was not a long time to be lazy again, and his body could definitely be cultivated. of.

"It doesn't make any difference, forget it. All in all, just be prepared and don't back down again when the time comes."

Yamada Ryo was stunned for a moment, then said seriously: "I'm counting on you."

"Who would back down?"

Fujimiya frowned and said something dissatisfied, raised his head and said, "Let's see how I deal with that person."

Yamada Ryo thought that you said the same thing last time, but he still nodded: "I hope so."

"It's already finished, then..."

Fujimiyazhi blinked, then turned over and lay down on the bed: "Good afternoon."

"Hey?"

Yamada Ryo was stunned for a moment and said, "Why did you just fall asleep?"

"Why else would I come here?"

Fujimiya squinted his eyes and said angrily. He had obviously laid down for less than a second, but his tone of voice seemed to be as if he was getting up: "Do you have anything else? If you have nothing to do, you can leave. I tell you that you Please stop it a little bit, I haven't argued with you about you sleeping in my bed before."

Obviously, it is a capital offense to dare to sleep on Emperor Bandage's imperial bed, but Bandage Emperor is generous enough to spare your life, and he hastily retreated on his knees.

"Huh? No,"

Fujimiya Ori's frail brain suddenly realized: "Why are you sleeping in my bed? And how did you get in? Where did you get the key to the Weird Association?"

"Porky gave it to me."

Yamada Ryo said honestly.

"The key that Pochi brought?!"

Fujimiya lay on the pillow and tried to look up with his eyes wide open. His sleepiness from anger had somewhat dissipated.

"I do not know either,"

Yamada Ryo shook his head: "But I said I would come over to find you at noon, and Poch said you usually sleep in the club room, and then gave me the key, and I came. But you didn't arrive, so I thought you would sleep on this bed. It was very big, and she happened to be a little sleepy, so she couldn't help but lie down for a while. As for this key, it was probably given to her by classmate Yu Zizi. The two of them seemed to have a good relationship. Yu Zizi probably wanted her to have more weird people. association."

"Your bed is really nice, soft and big. I wanted to sleep on it before."

As Yamada Ryo said, he couldn't help but rub the soft mattress, and said jealously: "I wanted to complain when I first came in. You must be living a great life, with such a luxurious bed. Oh, I’m so envious, it’s really unfair.”

"Of course, the man with the bandage deserves it."

Fujimiya was very proud, and then asked doubtfully: "Poch took the key, is he going to join the Weird Association?"

Feeling that she had indeed reached the standard, Fujimiya Ori gave her the title of Trash Can Freak.

"Pochi will definitely not join..."

Yamada Ryo showed an awkward but polite smile: "After all, her dream is to cash in."

"Ha ha,"

Fujimiya Ori showed a "kind" smile: "She has the final say?"

Chapter 2 About self-introduction

"Well…"

Yamada Ryo looked at Fujimiya Ori, nodded and acknowledged: "It's what you can say, but it doesn't matter."

Whether Pochi is willing or not is none of my business.

The unscrupulous senior Dan Liang raised his head, his expressionless face devoid of any kindness.

"Uh huh huh,"

Seeing that Yamada Ryo had no objections, Fujimiya Ori suddenly showed a satisfied look, as if he had seen the scene where Pochi was wiping away his tears and being pitifully swallowed up by the terrifying Weird Association. He nodded and changed his position and gave it to Yamada Ryo. He made more space on the bed so that she could sit more comfortably.

Accept the reward from the Bandage Emperor with gratitude.

"A little over there."

Yamada Ryo was not polite when he saw this. He threw off his two indoor shoes and sat cross-legged on Fujimiyaori's bed, showing a comfortable expression: "It's so soft~"

"you…"

Fujimiya frowned, and just about to say something dissatisfied, he suddenly found Yamada Ryōng lying on his slender legs very close to him, wrapped in delicate and tempting black silk.

Fujimiya Ori: "..."

In an instant, Lord Bandage transformed into a triceratops, his huge head looking blankly in a certain direction, his eyes full of "pure" eyes.

Oh, oh, so awesome...

"how?"

Yamada Ryo silently watched him stare at her legs for a while, and said with a cold and pretty face, "Because you are so cute, so you are obsessed with it?"

"Ahem! Huh?"

Fujimiya coughed twice and immediately turned into a platypus: "I'm just curious about why you don't wear school uniform every day!"

Yamada Ryo shook his head silently, wondering why you were staring at my legs when I wasn't wearing school uniform?Shouldn't school uniform be a top and skirt?

"I just don't like wearing it,"

Yamada Ryo waved his hands, raised his head and said nonchalantly: "As a person, I have to pursue individuality at all times. If I don't have individuality, I might as well die directly."

"Ah ha ha!"

Fujimiya tilted his head, not quite understanding these complicated words, but he knew how to laugh at others, so he pointed at Yamada and smiled and said: "You are a person who blatantly disobeys school rules, you are going too far, hahaha. .”

"What qualifications do you, who wear bandages every day, have to criticize me?"

Yamada Ryo laughed angrily, and his little feet wrapped in slender black silk moved slightly and curled up fiercely.

I wore a bandage and ate your rice?

"Well…"

Yamada Ryo's complaint was a bit destructive. Fujimiya Ori couldn't think of effective attack words for a while, but he did not forget to retort: ​​"I wear my school uniform outside."

"Okay, you can do it if you think you can."

Yamada Ryo curled his lips, not wanting to pay attention to the bandaged man who was constantly attacking in the direction of the platypus, but said business: "Fujimiya, have you thought about how to introduce yourself then?"

"What are you introducing yourself to? Isn't it the party in your middle school?"

Fujimiya Ori was stunned for a moment and said, "Do you still need to think about that kind of thing?"

"You think you should think about it carefully,"