I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

Yamada Ryo said expressionlessly: "I have heard about your self-introduction on the first day of school."

My name is Fujimiyaori...

I am a disciple of the God of Bandages in this world…

Don't get involved...

Yamada Ryo recalled the "bandage-style self-introduction" that he had heard about, and thought that if this scene were repeated at a reunion of his junior high school classmates, he would lose the courage to continue living in this world.

Eh?Not necessarily.

It seems a little exciting to think about it?There is a feeling of trembling heart ~

Yamada Ryo imagined that scene and couldn't help but fall into self-thinking.

"Uh…"

Fujimiya Ori scratched his head. Even the bandaged man now knew that what Ryo Yamada said was right. After all, he only played the role of a perfect boyfriend in the past, not preached doctrine in the past.

"Well, it seems like I really need to think about how to introduce myself."

Fujimiya thought for a moment, nodded to Yamada Ryo, and said with some hesitation: "Then... I have to think about it carefully."

I didn’t introduce myself in any other words... They are all bandage believers. Now that I suddenly have to change my identity, Fujimiya Ori is a little confused.

"Think about it and tell me."

Yamada Ryōdao, with a serious look on his face, seemed to regard this junior high school reunion as very important. However, it may also be that she was convinced of Fujimiya's unreliability, so she waited for Fujimiya's announcement like an examiner. Answer: "Let me see if I can."

"I can't think of it for a while."

Fujimiya Ori covered her head and felt a little distressed, and then said: "Why don't you demonstrate it to me first."

"Well... that's fine too."

Yamada Ryo thought for a moment and nodded.

She closed her eyes and thought for a long time, then opened her eyes wide, her dantian was filled with anger, and looked at Fujimiya Ori seriously: "My name is Yamada Ryo."

Fujimiyazhi looked at Yamada Ryo with wide eyes, waiting for her next words, but she did not speak.

The two stared at each other for a long time, and Fujimiya Ori couldn't help but asked in confusion: "Where's the back?"

Yamada Ryo said: "No more."

Fujimiya's eyes widened: "Just one sentence?"

Yamada Ryo nodded: "Yes."

Fujimiya Ori: "..."

"Although I really don't know much about self-introduction..."

Fujimiya Ori was silent for a long time, looked at Yamada Ryo and said seriously: "But I think it's definitely not right to just say one sentence."

Ryo Yamada looked like he didn't understand what you were talking about.

"At least add some personal hobbies, or something you're good at."

Fujimiya racked her brains to think of something, and then looked at Yamada Ryo expectantly with wide eyes.

"I see,"

Yamada Ryo suddenly realized it. After thinking for a long time, he said: "My name is Yamada Ryo. My hobby is bass. My specialty is eating grass and cheating girls out of money."

Fujimiya Ori: "..."

What a rare scumbag.

"I regret it now,"

Fujimiya Ori looked at Yamada Ryo and marveled: "I feel like asking Pochi might be more reliable than asking you."

"Hey, what you said is going too far,"

Ryo Yamada looked like he had been hit hard, and then said frankly: "I'm really not very good at communicating with others. After all, I don't usually talk to others. Even if it's a group communication, it's usually just one or two sentences." .”

A rock girl just keeps to herself.

"Ah, then I'm about the same."

Fujimiya Ori thought about it for a moment and felt that she was even better than Ryo Yamada.

"Let's not delve into the details of the party and leave it to someone who is better at it,"

Yamada Ryo admitted his shortcomings and said: "But it hurts my heart too much if you say you are looking for Pochi. After school, I will call Hongxia and Kita."

"Well, let me call you two."

Fujimiya thought for a moment and nodded.

A certain Yotsuba and a certain dumpling are typical social-type Bichi. If they don't use them now, when will they be used?

Chapter 3 I lick, I lick, I lick

Anyway, after school I had to go to the service department to check in, and I happened to call Dango and Yotsuba over to be slaves, pffffff~

"Hey hey~"

Fujimiya Ori showed a friendly smile.

"Well, that's it."

Yamada Ryo nodded, and then seemed to think of something. He looked at Fujimiya Ori and reminded: "Although I sold Pochi to you, you can't bully her too much. This child is very fragile and easily hurt."

"how could be?"

Fujimiyazhi frowned and said displeasedly: "Who do you think I am?"

"Too."

Yamada Ryo thought of how Bochi and Fujimiya were usually together, and said thoughtfully: "What you said should be fine."

"of course."

Fujimiya Ori nodded and let out a "kind" laugh.

"Jie Jie Jie."

Yamada Ryo: "..."

Suddenly I couldn't believe it.

"so be it."

Yamada Ryo nodded and suddenly lay down on the bed: "Good afternoon~"

"Hey!"

Fujimiya Ori was furious: "What are you going to do?"

Don't think that I'll go easy on you if you wear black stockings. There is a limit to the tolerance of bandaged people.

"Please, let me get some sleep."

Yamada Ryo lay on the edge of the bed, clasped his hands and begged, "I stayed up late last night watching dramas, and now I'm very sleepy."

"Go back to the classroom and sleep on the table."

Fujimiya Ori's tone was a little more relaxed, but still angry.

"The table is too hard. Your bed is so soft and so big. It can sleep three people. We can occupy one side and we can't touch each other."

Yamada Ryo looked at Fujimiya Ori's entire big bed with envy, thinking to himself, wouldn't you feel guilty sleeping on such a big bed by yourself?

Not at all.

Originally, Prince Yu planned to put such a big bed that could sleep three people in the club room just for the three people of the Weird Association. Even if they all got up, they could still lie down. However, Fujimiya Ori simply had it all to himself and did not allow others to follow him. If you lie down on your own, you will defile the person with the bandage.

"I do not want!"

Fujimiya frowned and said loudly, he couldn't listen to all the explanations by Yamada Ryo. How could he allow others to snore on the side of the bed, not to mention that the self-esteem of the bandaged man was stronger than that of beasts such as lions and tigers. many.

"Please, please..."

Yamada Ryo's face has long been tempered by borrowing money and eating grass for a long time. He didn't react at all to Fujimiya Ori's anger and rambled: "At least we can be considered boyfriend and girlfriend. Let's get some sleep." Your bed won't harm your interests at all, okay? How can you be so stingy?"

"mean?!"

Fujimiya's face tightened, and she felt like she had been shot in the heart.

There is a saying that lies will never hurt, but the truth is the sharpest weapon. Fujimiya Ori has always scorned other people's slander, but if someone talks about his own pain points, then he will start to break his defenses.

This is the situation now. Faced with Yamada Ryo's words, Fujimiya couldn't help but start thinking: Yamada Ryo said that he was stingy, but he seemed to be very possessive, and he was unwilling to share good things with others. They are all for themselves. If others take their things, they will be furious...

Could it be that I am actually very stingy?

Could it be that I am actually stingy in the eyes of others? !

Fujimiya's face suddenly darkened, feeling that the value of his bandage was a bit leaked.

It is intolerable and intolerable. He is a great bandage man who stands upright and has a mind that can tolerate the sea. How can he be slandered like this.

"Hmph! You can sleep if you want. It's just a bed."

Fujimiya Ori snorted coldly, but was crying secretly in his heart.

Goodbye, my bed.

"Thank you very much."

Yamada Ryo was stunned for a moment, a little surprised that Fujimiya actually let go, but he closed his eyes contentedly, but suddenly noticed something strange happening next to him. When he opened his eyes, he saw that Fujimiya had actually gotten out of bed.

"you…"

Ryo Yamada looked at Fujimiya Ori in a daze, a little surprised by what he did.

In fact, before Yamada Ryo prepared to go to bed, he was already prepared to be "groped" by Fujimiya Orita's various dark crawling eyes. After all, in her eyes, Fujimiya Orita was like this, very astringent and staring at people. When I look at it, my eyes look like dark slime.

Instead he got out of bed.

This behavior does not fit in with her stereotype of the old bandaged person. She was staring at her legs with slimy eyes just now, but now she is acting like this. Liu Xiahui, who are you kidding? ?

There's no way the evil bandage man can be such a gentleman!

"Humph!"

Fujimiya Ori snorted coldly, crying in her heart.

Although I wanted to take a nap, and I also wanted to hold Yamada Ryo's legs and lick them (crossed out), but the purity of the bandaged person could not be tarnished, so I had no choice but to get out of bed.

So Fujimiya Ori became more and more angry with Yamada Ryo, to the point of gnashing his teeth.

After I rule the world and bring you into my harem, let’s see if I don’t lick a layer of skin off your legs!

Fujimiya Ori swore in his heart that he was extremely evil.

"Ah~"

Yamada Ryo suddenly felt a chill, and felt as if he was suffering from the malice from the future in his eyes.

"It's a shame, but forget it if you don't sleep."

Yamada Ryo thought for a moment, then pulled the cup and lay down casually, closing his eyes peacefully: "Good afternoon~"

He even covered me with a quilt.

Fujimiya Ori looked at Ryo Yamada who fell asleep for a second, feeling like crying but without tears.

Wake up quickly, great bandage man.

……

"Goodbye."

After the lunch break, Fujimiya hurriedly opened the door to see off the guests, not forgetting to say to Yamada Ryo: "Don't come here again."

"That's not okay,"

Yamada Ryo stretched out comfortably, and his slim and alluring figure was immediately revealed: "I slept so comfortably. I will definitely come here often in the future."

Fujimiya Ori's eyes turned into those of a vicious dog that could bite people into shredded meat.

"Fujimiya."