I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

"Haha, are you embarrassed to talk to me?"

Yukihira Furano covered his mouth and laughed, mocking the eldest lady bitterly: "You yourself give the male classmates of Sobu High School those very rude nicknames every day. If this kind of treatment happens to the people around you, you will The reaction is so big, "The Second Man in the Bandage" is the nickname she gave you. I heard it outside. I heard that Adachi-san often discussed this name at tea parties with several of her followers."

The last words were spoken by Yukihira Furano, who turned to Fujimiya Ori.

Fujimiya Ori's expression suddenly changed, and murderous intentions were everywhere.

"I was..."

Adachi Aiji's expression changed and she wanted to explain, but it was too late.

"Fire!!"

Fujimiyazhi roared angrily, and the money printing machine in his hand poured out fire like crazy, giving people the impression of holding a miniature submachine gun. Miss Aiji and the little maid were immediately embarrassed by the spray, and they quickly exited the room.

The moment she left the club, in the gap between Fukuzawa Yukichi flying in the air, Adagaki Aihime saw Yukihira Furano curling his hands into a tube shape, and the sound clearly penetrated the ears of her and the people around her. This sentence is addressed to Yoshino Koiwai.

"Let me predict, Koiwai Yoshino, you will take the initiative to join the Weird Association sooner or later."

"That's my judgment...you weirdo."

……

Today’s victory or defeat is the victory of the Weird Association.

Successfully defeated the invading foreign enemies.

……

After school, Fujimiya Ori went to the boring service department as usual.

After all, Yu Prince Acura was busy doing somersaults to go home, and Yukihira Furano was busy taking care of her white piggy and notebook bookshelf, so they were also in the homecoming department.

The Weird Association has no activities after school.

"Brush!"

Fujimiya Ori opened the door and made a grand appearance. When he came in and saw the scene inside the house, he immediately raised his eyebrows.

There are actually guests.

In addition to the two regular NPCs, Dangotou and Hirano, there is actually Yotsuba, the one with the lowest IQ among the five sisters, in the room.

Fujimiyazhi called the three of them with extremely rude nicknames in his heart. After all, he heard that he was given a nickname today, so he would give everyone he met a vicious nickname in the future.

Therefore, the malice that befalls you must be fed back to everyone in the world.

"Good afternoon! Fujimiya-san!"

The little angel Yotsuba obviously didn't know how anti-human things Fujimiya Ori's bandage was thinking, and his face was full of contagious, as if shining with a smile: "Thank you for the coke earlier."

Fujimiya Ori felt a shiver in his heart. It was not good. His temporary compassion seemed to be attacked as a weakness.

[Damn it... Sure enough, there shouldn't be any kindness, and sure enough, I got retribution immediately]

Be alert!Be alert!The more good-natured things are, they are often the bait for hunters.

—Ori Fujimiya.

"Coke? What Coke?"

Fujimiya's mind was spinning, and he immediately acted as if he had suddenly realized it, stretched out his hand and said: "It turns out that the Coke I bought at noon was stolen by you. Return it to me immediately, you thief."

"Ah...this,"

Nakano Yotsuba's face suddenly turned red. Did she misunderstand it? She took out her wallet with grievance, took out the money for a can of Coke, and explained in a low voice: "I didn't steal it, you dropped it on the playground yourself." Up."

"Still quibbling."

Fujimiya breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, he reacted quickly, otherwise the blood bar of the bandage would have fallen off. Seeing that Yotsuba was still unwilling to give up, he immediately added the knife fiercely: "This little money is not enough. The Coke I wanted to drink at noon has not been enough until now." If you don’t get it, you should give me double the money.”

"This…"

Siye looked even more aggrieved, and with a grimace, he took out the wallet he had just taken back, and was about to give money to the bandage man.

"Oh ho ho, thank you very much. The God of Bandages will bless you."

Fujimiya happily went up to get the money, which was what the bandaged man deserved.

"That's enough, Fujimiya."

Yukinoshita Yukino couldn't stand it anymore, looked at Fujimiya Ori and said: "Stop bullying Yotsuba, your conscience will not hurt anymore."

"dong dong dong~"

Fujimiya Ori knocked on his heart, made a hollow sound in his mouth, and said with a proud face: "There is nothing in it~"

However, Fujimiya retracted his hand, and the matter came to an end. Only Yotsuba's face was still rosy. She felt that she was a fool for misunderstanding that Fujimiya was a good person, and she wanted to find a crack in the ground to crawl in.

"Yo yo yo, isn't this a dumpling head?"

After Fujimiya Ori tortured the little angel Yotsuba, he started torturing another great benefactor Yuigahama Yui. His bandaged face showed a natural look of confusion: "Why are you here?"

[The evil bandage man despises this kind of good person the most, and feels a sense of disgust]

"I am also a member of the service department!!"

Yuigahama Yui was so angry that she had a dumpling on her head, and both dumplings on her body were trembling: "And who do you think is the dumpling leader! I have a name, my name is Yuigahama Yui!"

"It's such a strange name. This must be the first time I've heard it."

Fujimiya nodded and said seriously: "Okay, I remember this name."

"Who will believe your nonsense!"

Yuigahama Yui was so angry that her body was shaking.

"Can you please calm down?"

Yukinoshita Yukino held her forehead and said, she almost admired Ayahuasca Miyaori. After all, she could provoke people like Yuigahama Yui and Yotsuba to anger with just a few words... Really, this is a rare talent.

"Xiaoxue, woohoo!"

Seeing someone supporting her, Yuigahama Yui immediately howled and threw herself into Yukinoshita Yukino's arms.

Yukinoshita Yukino was a little at a loss, but finally patted Yuigahama Yui's head to express comfort, gently comforting her subordinate and friend.

When Fujimiya Ori saw this scene, she turned her head in disgust and said nothing. She moved her lips and uttered one word silently.

【Orange】

Seeing that he couldn't find any fun anymore, Fujimiya Ori sat in his seat in a daze, holding his chin up and staring out the window in a daze. He waited for half an hour to end, then picked up his indoor shoes and ran home.

Fujimiya Ori was stunned, Yukinoshita Yukino was reading a book, and there was no source of conversation in the club. Seeing that the atmosphere in the room was a bit awkward, Nakano Yotsuba took the initiative to talk to Yukinoshita Yukino about going to Nakano's house for tutoring this weekend.

"Oh, there's also the matter of tutoring, I almost forgot."

Fujimiya Ori noticed the keyword, woke up from his daze, and said disgustedly: "It's really troublesome."

Chapter 70 Andayuan’s Oath

"Well…"

Hearing Fujimiyazhi speak, Yotsuba suddenly puffed up her cheeks angrily, and she felt deep disgust from his tone.

[Obviously I am the last in my grade and still look down on others every day]

Yotsuba turned her head and stopped looking at him, and went to chat with Yukinoshita Yukino and Yukinoshita Yukino. After being in contact with him too much, her more than ten years of angelic cultivation was almost gone.

"Speaking of which, not long after the cultural festival, there was a forest school."

The atmosphere between the three people chatting was very good. Yuigahama Yui smiled and brought up a topic that made Yotsuba very concerned.

"It's really exciting!"

Nakano Yotsuba's eyes were bright and he jumped up like a child: "Hiking, lighting a fire on the stove to cook, a courage test! There is also a bonfire dance!!"

"Yeah yeah,"

Yuigahama Yui also nodded excitedly: "Our school has too many activities. It's great to be in Sobu High School."

Fujimiya Ori frowned as he listened. Why was there a fire on the stove and a courage test? Didn't they do it outside two days ago?Isn’t there already a cultural festival that takes place two days after the bonfire dance? Do Chiba people like to dance around a fire so much?As for holding the same event several days apart.

Fujimiya Ori said he couldn't understand, but fortunately he made fire every day so it didn't matter.

However, according to the world truth that "the experience of the bandaged man must be meaningful", there must be a certain reason for the same plot to appear continuously.

Fujimiya Ori calculated with her fingers and realized that her trip to the forest school might be robbed again, and it was still very dangerous.

[The bandage is on ~ I can’t go on leave]

Fujimiya looked at the three girls chatting happily and felt that she was out of tune with the atmosphere there, so she looked at her phone with satisfaction.

On Yukinoshita Yukino's side, Yuigahama Yui and Nakano Yotsuba, two girls with absolutely similar IQs, enthusiastically discussed interesting things about their recent school days. Yukinoshita Yukino occasionally said a few words, and the three of them laughed. The atmosphere is really nice.

"After Forest School, it's time for the final exams~ What will the next class of freshmen be like?"

"When it comes to final exams, I'm worried. I guess I'll have to make up some extra classes during the holidays."

"It doesn't matter. Judging from the current progress, there is hope for passing the final exam."

"It's true! Thank you, Yukino-sensei!"

"Yoshiba-san...I told you not to call me teacher before..."

"Xiaoxue is so cunning...my grades are obviously in danger."

While the three of them were talking and laughing, Fujimiya Ori suddenly burst out with a burst of harsh laughter: "Quack, quack, quack, quack~"

How should I describe this sound? It's like a drizzling afternoon. You are sleeping heavily on the bed in the bedroom by the window. Suddenly, a crow flies from the branches outside. It clears its throat and starts to sing, making a harsh and noisy sound. The screams poured in through the window, and in an instant, all sleep was gone, and only the desire to kill was left in his heart.

"Quack, quack, quack~"

Fujimiya Ori held her stomach and bent over, holding up her mobile phone as if she had found the joke of the century.

Nakano Yotsuba and Yuigahama Yui looked at each other, a little curious about Fujimiya Ori's exaggerated reaction, and said curiously: "Um...Fujimiya-san, what are you laughing at?"

"Ah...you are talking about me,"

Fujimiyazhi stopped laughing in an instant, and sat back on the chair and looked at Yotsuba with a half-smile: "I am laughing at the master of the shadow flow."

"The Lord of Shadow Stream?"

Nakano Yotsuba was confused for a while, stood up and walked to Fujimiya Ori and looked at the phone.

On the phone, I saw a strange middle-aged man wearing black thermal underwear and black cotton slippers standing in the middle of the room. Next to him were two special effects created by shadow clones. The three of them were dancing and twisting very weirdly. The body, paired with the very magical background music, is indeed very funny.

【But it’s not to the extent that it makes people laugh like that】

Nakano Yotsuba withdrew her gaze and looked at Fujimiya Ori, only to find that the bandaged man was looking at her with the same terrifying eyes.

"Actually, I had this idea when I first met you five sisters. I feel that you five are very suitable to dance as the Lord of Shadow Stream. Even the special effects are omitted. After all, the five of you look exactly the same, just like the shadow clones. It’s from special effects,”

There was a strange light in Fujimiya's bandaged eyes: "How about it? Do you want to consider it? It will definitely be very popular on UTB."

"Let us five sisters dance this..."

Nakano Yotsuba's pupils shrank, imagining the five sisters wearing black thermal underwear and twisting their bodies to earthy music like the middle-aged men in the video, and his eyes suddenly went dark.

“There are many others, so be sure to give them a try.”

Fujimiya showed her a few more videos. In short, the magical background music was just a few people dancing in unison, which made Nakano Yotsuba extremely off-putting. She clutched her stomach and went back with a pale face.

The stimulation that Fujimiya Ori received from spending a few minutes here was actually more terrifying than taking the final exam.

"Oh, it's time."

Fujimiya looked at the time, and it was already half an hour. He estimated that his guilt was almost enough, and Fujimiya was about to go home.

Without saying a word, Fujimiya picked up her schoolbag and left unceremoniously. She didn't say a word to the three people in the room. It was extremely rude.

Fujimiya Ori went out, and the atmosphere in the service department suddenly became much better. Nakano Yotsuba took a deep breath, held his chin and said helplessly: "I really don't know what Fujimiya-san is thinking about every day. He is inexplicable every day." .”

"Uh-huh."

Yuigahama Yui nodded repeatedly, deeply convinced.

"Stop discussing him."

Yukinoshita Yukino said softly: "He just happened to be gone, so we can talk about your recent performance issues."

Yukinoshita Yukino showed a cold smile, and Yuigahama Yui and Nakano Yotsuba had a look of horror on their faces at the same time.

"Yah!!!!"

……