I'm a bandage geek at Sobu High School

"hateful!!"

At the corner of the teaching building, Fujimiya Ori was sulking with herself again.

He didn't ask Yukinoshita Yukino for today's indoor shoes. It wasn't because he forgot, but because he didn't take them on purpose.

[The reason is very simple. If only Yuigahama Yui is here, but Nakano Yotsuba is also there, he will not be able to reach out and ask for it]

Because asking Yukinoshita for something in front of two people, no matter how bad the tone he uses to grab it, it will still give people the feeling that he is begging for charity. This makes Fujimiya Ori feel extremely ashamed and cannot do it at all. arrive.

Fujimiya is trying to strip away the human emotions in her body. Everything is going smoothly in other aspects, but she can never solve the problem of decency. What appears on the surface is that she must always maintain a decent and reserved appearance in front of others. , this is something he can't get rid of no matter what.

"hateful…"

Fujimiya Ori hammered the wall next to him and leaned on it weakly. He knew that Yukinoshita Yukino's mind must have noticed something was wrong with him, and now he was probably laughing at him in his heart.

Just thinking about it, Fujimiya Ori felt as if there were ants crawling in the blood vessels of his body, and it was unbearably itchy.

[Can I also be called a bandage person like this...]

Fujimiya Ori left the wall that supported him, and the further away he got from the human group, the closer he got to his divine essence as a bandage man. This is the path he chose, and he is now stuck.

"Fujimiya Ori, are you an idiot?"

The bandaged man looked at a window in the corridor. Under the dim light of dusk, his hideous and strange bandaged face was reflected in the glass.

The god's snow-white arms stretched out in his memory. The figure hugged him gently and whispered in his ear. The voice was like the apocalypse.

"You're going to be the bandage man."

[Yes, I want to become a bandage man]

"call…"

Fujimiya Ori took a deep breath, and his distorted expression calmed down.

When he left the teaching building, he saw the shoe cabinet at the door. Fujimiya snorted and went out without any hesitation.

Just wait until the world is ruled by bandage men.

……

Arriving at the school gate, Fujimiya looked outside the school gate, but there were no familiar figures.

After all, it was already very late, and all the people who could leave had already left, so I was among the last ones to come out.

Fujimiya Ori was walking slowly on the road. When he passed a familiar black car next to him, a voice came from the car.

"Hey."

Fujimiyazhi turned around in confusion and suddenly looked stunned.

In the back of the car, he saw the monster master and servant he defeated today, the combination of Aiki Adagaki and Yoshino Koiwai sitting in danger.

"What's the matter?"

Fujimiya Oridao, he didn't care about the nickname he was given. After all, it is natural for ordinary people to be jealous of the great existence and free lifestyle of Bandage Man. If he beats them one by one, he doesn't know how long it will take. , I guess all those classmates have done this kind of thing like giving themselves rude nicknames.

"Get in the car, I'll take you home."

Aiki Adagaki looked at Fujimiya Ori and said, "Soon."

"what?"

Before Fujimiya Ori could say anything, Adagaki Aihime told the truth: "The Sagami Minami in your class is the one who had a conflict with you in the class two days ago. She found several people in society. The gangster is blocking you in front, this is the gossip I heard at the noon tea party."

"..."

Fujimiyazhi's expression changed slightly.

"So you want to get in the car?"

Aiki Adagaki looked at Fujimiya Ori and said softly: "It will save you a lot of trouble."

"Please let me get in the car..."

In the current crisis, Fujimiya Ori became obedient: "Please let me get on this car."

Fujimiya Ori opened the back seat and got in, and the back seat suddenly turned into Aiki Adachi sandwich cookies.

[You should sit in the front. Can’t you see that the front seat is empty?]

Adagaki Aiji complained in her heart. The three people sitting behind her were very crowded. Fortunately, Yoshino was very short, so she felt better.

"Why did you come here to remind me?"

As soon as Fujimiya Ori got in the car, he immediately returned to his reserved bandage-man setting, staring at Adagaki Aihime with strange eyes.

"Your nickname was not deliberately spoken by Ai Ji-sama,"

Adagaki Aiji did not speak, but Koiwai Yoshino on the side spoke for her master: "Aiji-sama was talking to herself when the people next to her heard it, and then it came. Your image is so recognizable. The mere mention of bandages makes me want you instantly.”

[Whenever I mention bandages, I think of me...]

This sentence really touches my heart.

The charm of language came into play. Fujimiya Ori immediately felt that this child Koiwai was really cute. Why hadn't he noticed it before? But because he had unintentionally given himself a nickname and it was heard and spread, he waited there after school. Now just to remind me, just to make up for the shame in my heart...

【how to say…】

Fujimiya curled her lips in disgust, humans are still so stupid.

Hmm... It should be said that a few human beings are very stupid. Here are Yukinoshita Yukino, Yuigahama Yui, Nakano Yotsuba, and the Adagaki Aihime in front of me. All of them have abnormal brains.

Being kind to others = self-harm, this is the bandage truth, invented by Fujimiya Ori.

"It should be that group of people."

Aiki Adagaki suddenly pointed in the direction of the window. Fujimiya Ori looked over and his expression suddenly froze. He saw four strong men standing on the side of the road, who were almost ready to pay the protection fee at a glance.

Fujimiya Ori thought to herself, "Let me test your size. Sagami Minami is an ordinary girl with not very good looks. How could she find so many social gangsters?"

She must have a chaotic relationship with these people. Fujimiya used the most vicious words to attack Sagami Minami in her heart, and did not forget to say: "It's just these people. I feel relaxed. I don't need to take the car back. I'm alone." It can be dealt with.”

"..."

Aiki Adagaki looked at Fujimiya Ori's slightly trembling bandaged body, and thought that being so tough-talking was already a skill.

"Uncle Tanaka, hurry up."

Miss Aihime leaned on the chair and rubbed her eyebrows, and said to Ori Fujimiya: "Because of the inconvenience, you can send me and Yoshino Koiwai home first, and then Uncle Tanaka will send you home. Okay."

"Uh-huh."

Fujimiya nodded, and the car drove along the river lane. Like a stupid knight charging towards the battle formation, Fujimiya put his head on the window. Suddenly, on a whim, he opened the window and stretched out his head. Going out, feeling the whistling wind blowing on my face, I burst out laughing: "Ah ha ha ha ha, it feels so good!"

(Dangerous behavior, children should not learn it)

"That... eldest lady."

The driver in the front seat was a little embarrassed.

"Hey! Are you a primary school student?"

Adachi Aiji gritted her teeth and said: "Why do you stick your head out?!"

"do not you know?"

Fujimiya Ori's voice came into the car from the window, accompanied by laughter like silver bells: "Prince Yu told me that this is like experiencing the feeling of Oppai facial cleanser."

"No~"

The little maid who had nothing to do with her immediately nervously protected her breasts, looking offended.

"Stop it now."

Aiki Adagaki was speechless. In order to prevent an unfortunate accident from happening, she pulled Fujimiya Ori back hard.

"What are you doing~"

Fujimiya Ori frowned and looked at her. Before Adagaki could say anything, he said bluntly: "You like to take care of me so much. You don't have any bad thoughts towards me like Yukinoshita."

Adachi Aiji was immediately speechless.

"I... would I have bad thoughts about you?"

Adachi Aiji was so angry that she sneered: "Unless all the men in the world are dead, it is impossible."

Chapter 71 Fujimiyaori’s home

"Are all the men in the world dead?"

What kind of beautiful fantasy did Fujimiya Ori have in mind, but unfortunately it was not beautiful enough? The male character should be removed, and only the bandage man and his legion of bandage monsters would be left in the world.

"It's better to say that you should stop having such wishful thinking,"

Aiki Adagaki looked at Fujimiya Ori and sneered twice, and said: "You actually said such nonsense that Yukinoshita-san has thoughts about you. It is very immoral to slander others."

"Ha ha."

Fujimiya looked at it and sneered. Human beings are really short-sighted and stupid. That's just a Yukinoshita Yukino. And, who do you think I am?

[There is nothing to say to such low-level creatures]

Fujimiya was too lazy to pay attention to her anymore and continued to look out the window. This time he did not experience the European style, but simply enjoyed the coolness of the wind, and his whole bandaged face was full of comfort.

"Humph!"

Fujimiya didn't speak, and of course the arrogant Miss Aiji didn't speak either. She held her chin and got as close as possible to her little maid, and ignored Fujimiya again.

【This man is really speechless】

[I really don’t know what problem Yoshino committed and why he always asks me to take care of him]

Yoshino must have taken a liking to him.

Adachi Aiji suddenly thought of a terrifying possibility. Her eyes couldn't help but turn to the head of the little maid next to her, wondering when she hit her head. This man is obviously the most unsuitable person in the world to be a love partner. .

"boom!"

Suddenly the car shook violently, and several people in the car bumped forward violently. The worst one was Adachi Aiji, half of her body fell forward and almost flew into the front seat.

"what!"

"It hurts!"

"Guigui~"

There was all kinds of chaos in the back seat, and everyone was swaying around. Everyone was rubbing the place where they were hit, and they were in pain. Aiki Adachi was rubbing her forehead, and Ori Fujimiya was rubbing her chin. The little maid was especially unlucky. She was holding her chest. Tears are coming.

"Tmd, can you drive?"

Mr. Tanaka stuck his head out of the window and cursed angrily. A man from another car where the accident happened not far away immediately got out and bowed repeatedly to apologize: "I'm sorry, sorry, I'm really sorry. I just got my driver's license not long ago..."

Driver Tanaka got out of the car and looked down at the front of the car. The lights flew out and the front of the car was completely smashed. If he drove back, he would not be scolded by the housekeeper.

Getting scolded is secondary. The most important thing is not to have any hidden problems inside the car. It will be fine when it starts, but if something goes wrong while driving in the middle of the road, isn't that the end of the world?

"Miss, I don't dare to drive this car. If something goes wrong with the car, I can't afford to be in danger, miss."

Driver Tanaka came to the back seat and bowed: "I also have to stay to deal with the accident. Please let me call another car from the owner's house."

"No...no need."

Adachi Aiji rubbed her forehead in pain. She didn't dare to ride in the car now. She knocked on the car not long ago, and now she's here again. Why is she so unlucky?

"Seeing as it's very close to home, let's just walk there."

Koiwai Yoshino calmed down the pain in her body. As an assassin maid, her physical fitness is much better than that of normal high school girls. She looked at the eldest lady next to her and said, "What do you think of this? Lady Aiji."

"That's it, get out of the car first."

Adachi Aiji immediately left the space in the car that frightened her, and said to the driver: "Uncle Tanaka, just stay and deal with the accident. Yoshino and I will go back first."

"Okay okay."

Mr. Tanaka nodded his head in panic and shame. When Adachi saw this, even though his forehead was still red with pain, he still endured the pain and comforted him: "I'm fine, please don't worry about it. This is not your responsibility, Uncle Tanaka. It's the car." It’s the owner’s responsibility, so we’ll go back first. This area is very close to home and there won’t be any danger.”

After comforting the driver, Aiki Adagaki and Yoshino Koiwai left. Upon seeing this, Fujimiya Ori hurriedly followed. The moment the accident happened, he was almost scared to death, and his heart was about to break through the bandage and jump out. .

[Yeah~ It’s so scary, I’ll never dare to ride in a car again]

The sound of traffic police approaching came from behind them.

……

Leaving behind Mr. Tanaka, who was arguing with the driver of the accident, the three of them walked forward along the river.