What the hell is this movie theater?

Originally, today's social interaction has reduced his madness index by more than half, and now another curtain blade comes to ask for interaction with him. Wouldn't the madness index that he had just recovered a little be wasted again?

"Ah, ah haha, that's it..."

At this time, Gozawa Eiji, who was paying close attention to the situation, jumped out immediately and hurriedly rescued his childhood sweetheart, "Sorry, sorry, to bother you... She wants to talk to you about the music system, since you are not free. , let’s take our leave first.”

"Huh?" Su Hong immediately turned over from his chair and sat down, patting the seat next to him seriously, "Hurry up and sit down and talk about this matter. I will tell you everything I know."

Everyone can doubt that there are problems with his character and even personal morality, but they must not doubt his grand determination to devote himself to the great cause called square dancing until death.

"is it okay!?"

"Of course," Su Hong nodded, "Just sit next to me with your little boyfriend."

Shigemura Yuna immediately blushed and explained, "... He, he is not my boyfriend? He is my childhood sweetheart... Yes, by the way, my name is Yuna, and his name is Nokiras."

"My ID is Ultraman Tiga, but the name of my ID is too long, so you can call me Triga!"

Su Hong took out his magical weapon 'New Violin' from his backpack, and saw that she planned to brush off her relationship with Nokilas, so he left her childhood sweetheart aside and got straight to the point.

"I heard you play before in the central square, and I found that you took down the music score that I played - you must have had systematic music training in reality, right? That's why you were able to take down the music score and play it."

"Yes, I have received systematic music training."

"Then I want to entrust you to record the music I hum, and then share your score with me."

Su Hong discussed the 'Music' matter with her very seriously.

"Although I can hum a lot of music scores, I have not received any systematic music training. Although I can also use SAO's music system to reproduce music scores, it is a very time-consuming thing for me - you Is there a way to record the music I hum? Then you can play more songs."

"Although, although I don't have much confidence, I can try!"

"Let me hum a piece for you," Su Hong cleared his throat, "~You finally became someone else's mistress, and I know it wasn't because of love↗~...Can you hum it a little bit?"

"Let me try."

Yuuna Shigemura cleared her throat and began to hum a tune softly in her nasal voice.

Su Hong was a little depressed, "Why did you even learn that I was out of tune? That part [Not for Love] is in a higher key, why are you humming again?"

"Ah... I'm sorry..."

"you try."

After hearing this, Yuna Shigemura carefully hummed again, and finally adjusted the tune back, causing Su Hong to clap his hands and cheer, "Yes! Yes!"

Her face turned slightly red, and she happily reached out to the system bar and took out her harp.

"I'll try playing it on the harp right away!"

"No rush, no rush," Su Hong said quickly, "I only know this one line for this song, and it's useless to record it. I'm just letting you get familiar with our cooperation process."

She was stunned for a while and then said slightly disappointed, "Okay."

"Before we officially start I'm going to look for songs in my DNA library... just wait a minute."

Su Hong began to search for suitable DNA in his DNA library to mate with this girl, and countless DNA images began to appear in his mind along with the sound.

[The smart stone man (Shirogane) is trying to connect to the global network——]

[Six men posed strangely in the cheerful music——]

[A decadent man hit someone with his car and sped away from the scene singing a song——]

["Fucking Zhang Mazi, you dare to kill my horse!"]

【"The spring breeze of reform is blowing everywhere!"】

【"Kaki is out of the way!"】

【"The flower of hope~"】

"Cough cough cough cough huh huh..."

Su Hong coughed twice and terminated his search in the DNA library, then selected "Flower of Hope", which was most suitable for the current situation, as the song for his recovery, and began to recall the melody of the entire song.

The power of DNA is that as long as he recalls the melody of "Flower of Hope" in his mind, the melody will automatically remember how to sing the next sentence. He repeats this back and forth several times in his mind and completely remembers it.

So it became such a situation.

——Brain: I can’t remember the lyrics, and I can’t sing.

—— Mouth: No!You remember the lyrics!You can sing too!

Su Hong eliminated the unnecessary thoughts in his mind and cleared his throat.

"Ahem, please listen carefully——"

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The singing voice that was previously out of tune and had forgotten the lyrics suddenly became clear in the night sky - although it was still out of tune, the original meaning of the lyrics could be heard.

"The flowers of hope and the tight bonds will help us move towards a glorious tomorrow. We can no longer look back, so we can raise a firm flag high towards the established front and live in the present."

"Hey - he's obviously just an old man begging, but now he's sitting next to a young girl singing such hollow songs, and the singing is so ugly. I'm really not ashamed."

"...Argo doesn't like the song his brother sings?"

Argo hesitated for a moment, then spoke hesitantly.

"This... whether you like it or not... the problem is that his singing doesn't sound good at all, right?"

23. The great Songgang God is about to perform his specialty in broadcasting accidents (sad

It was another early morning sunrise, and Su Hong was snuggled up in bed feeling comfortable, because it was really peaceful like this, just like a shit-eating old man.

"!"

Su Hong suddenly opened his eyes as fast as a muscled forest fairy, and then suddenly stood up from the hotel bed like a carp, without even cooking breakfast, just like a girl from a harem show in ancient times. Out of the way, "I'm going to be late, I'm going to be late!"

But what is the difference between routine animation and reality?

The difference is that routine animations are based on logic, while reality is not logical at all.

Su Hong ran all the way to his destination without any hindrance.

——The dilapidated arena [First level boss strategy conference].

Su Hong just crossed the line and entered the venue of the dilapidated arena. After briefly sizing up the players scattered around the venue, he sat at the highest and farthest seat of the auditorium of the arena.

He liked sitting in this position when he was in college. He could not only play with his mobile phone during class, but also eat snacks during class - just like now, he could take out the bread and eat it as much as he wanted.

The mature man with curly hair at the edge of the arena stopped talking to the people in front of him and walked towards the ring. After observing a circle of players, he immediately spoke loudly.

"To all the players gathered here, I would like to thank you very much for taking time out of your busy schedule to come."

"My name is Xinka, and I think someone should have heard of my name, because I built a game website in reality, and I am somewhat famous among today's player groups, so I am shameless. This strategy meeting was organized.”

"The BOSS information of this strategy will be updated in a new round, mainly based on the original update of the name [It is confirmed that the BOSS will have a second phase]. Please be sure to pay attention to this vital information."

"Everyone here is the highest-level first-class player in this game. There are players who have played this game before the game's public beta, and there are also players who have shown their strength after the game's public beta - so they have a greater understanding of this game. I have a deep understanding, so I won’t talk nonsense anymore.”

"This BOSS battle will adopt the traditional group auction system. After the BOSS drops items, they will be obtained by the person with the highest group auction investment. The funds from the group auction will be evenly distributed to any player participating in the strategy in advance to ensure Players who participate in the strategy group can maximize their combat capabilities and defeat the floor BOSS alive."

"and--"

"In order to avoid the possibility of someone deliberately OBing in the battle, or even [deliberately killing teammates to seek higher wages], all player IDs of participants in the strategy will be recorded, and errors will be made in the strategy Record the attackers. If there is a group led by me again in the future, these players who made mistakes will be kicked out of the attacker team by me and will not be allowed to participate in the BOSS battle organized by me."

"Because the vast majority of people here are cheaters and top-notch players, and they far exceed the number required for the strategy, so after everyone forms a team freely, they will fight in this arena, and then five will be decided. The strongest team will participate in this BOSS strategy."

"I will also lead my team to participate, and there is a risk of being eliminated, but if my team is eliminated, I will invest in buying a Raider seat, so that one of the players who is willing to give up the Raider will receive double the salary and Exit the strategy battle."

"——Let's start with the group shooting now."

"This time, the floor BOSS's dropped items start at 1000G, and each increase in price is at least 500G. After I count down three times, the countdown for the group auction begins."

Su Hong frowned while chewing the bread.

Although Su Hong has forgotten the specific plot of the first season of Sword Art Online, this cosmic drama, he is sure that this strategy will be completely different from the original plot of Sword Art Online - because he is sure that Kirito kills the BOSS in the original plot. Obtaining the drop from the boss on the first floor also started his career of wearing a coat and showing off.

But now it is not the mechanism of [the last striker gets the drops], but the mechanism of group shooting, so there are bosses who are willing to pay for the drops of the floor boss.

"50000G!" Xinka shouted loudly, "50000G! No one has raised the price yet! Three from the bottom! Two! One! This player please come up and pay to complete the transaction!"

The player in the blue knight outfit walked onto the ring, "What should you do if you take the money but can't fulfill your promise? I can't let so much money go down the drain, right?"

"Don't worry, the person doing the deal with you is not Xinka, but me." Argo stepped onto the ring and lowered his hood. "My name is Argo, and I am an intelligence merchant. The most important thing for intelligence merchants is credibility - besides, I am just keeping the money on behalf of Xinka so that it cannot be used."

At this time, Xinka spoke loudly and honestly to everyone, "The funds from this group shooting will be handed over to Argo for safekeeping, and the [-] gold salary that needs to be paid out by the strategy team will be paid with my own funds first." Advance payment—I think you don’t have to worry about it anymore.”

The player in the blue knight outfit was silent for a while and then nodded, "Your Majesty, you have such courage."

Su Hong was also paying attention to the curly-haired player named [Xinka] at this time.

There is no doubt that this is a big gamble he made in order to establish his own credibility. If the gamble succeeds, the team he formed will have credibility, and the future strategy team will naturally trust him more, which also means that there will be more trust in him in the game. Influence - If the bet fails, the money will undoubtedly be wasted.

"Then let's enter the free team formation phase - after 3 minutes, I will count the players who have successfully formed a team and list out the detailed competition system to determine the five strongest player teams."

Su Hong sat firmly on the Diaoyutai and watched quietly as everyone in the venue was scurrying around like hurried wild boars. They were aloof from the world and independent.

Having read many works, he was just thinking about a simple yet complex question.

In the fan works he has read, there is often a situation like this - since the author wants to write a fan novel, should he write the original hero and heroine?If a male protagonist and a female protagonist are written, how should the relationship between the male protagonist and the female protagonist be handled?

This can be derived from the practice of [removing the CP] and [not removing the CP], and it also directly derives from the practice of [replacing the original protagonist's role with the protagonist of the fan author] in fan fiction.

Now comes the problem.

[Kirito] and [Asuna] seem to have formed a two-person team in this strategy meeting, but Shinka said that a full team must be formed to enter the battle session to select the five strongest teams of players. Doesn’t that mean if The butterfly effect that was born due to my influence seems to have been unintentionally dismantled——

"Um -" Songgang Yuishin's childish and slightly embarrassing chatting voice rang in his ears, "Mr. Store Manager, don't you have anyone to form a team? Well, do you want to form a team with me?"

——Fuck! ! ! !

24. I will strike hard in my little devil form!

Before Su Hong could realize why Kirito planned to form a team with him, Xinka, the organizer of the strategy conference, once again walked onto the stage with a notebook.

"I am now accepting registrations. Please send representatives from each team that has completed team formation to register in front of me."

Kirito hurriedly said to Su Hong, "We still have some time to form a team! Mr. Store Manager, if you hesitate any longer, you may not be able to form a team - the full team is six people."

"I'm not a top-notch player at all, but a casual player," Su Hong hurriedly pushed him away from his marginal position, "If you don't hurry up, you won't be able to participate in this strategy. Why are you wasting your time? Woolen cloth!"

"Then why can you still attend this meeting! I thought you were a part-time life player! And I have your friends! Of course I will ask you first!"

"Who said that those who attend the meeting must be members of the strategy team? I came in through the back door. I walked in through the back door." Su Hong looked around for a few times and then pointed to the still unmoved cloaked man in the corner next to him. "Look, there is a watcher there. Is he a very powerful person! Hurry up and fool him! This person definitely doesn’t have a team!"

Su Hong finally persuaded him to leave his side, and then watched him interact with the cloaked man. He finally felt a little relieved and returned to his position with a long sigh of relief to calm down again.

In a sense, he is now a "challenged" player. Even with the information about "internal beta", he still fell apart during the "open beta" because of the information about "internal beta".

——And turned it over more than once.

"Anyway, in short, let's find a way to find a time machine."

"Yo-ee! I just saw you and Tongzai together!" Argo seized the opportunity and rushed to the seat next to Su Hong and sat down. "Tongzai came to you because he wanted to form a team with you. ?"

"Yes, he thought that I, with the appearance of a great emperor, could help him suppress all enemies in the world," Su Hong complained with all his strength, "None of the dreams I had were more absurd than what he just thought."

Argo was more or less used to his nonsense, and didn't want to waste time going back and forth on unclear points. "Speaking of which, as a life player, why do you insist on coming over to participate in this strategy meeting?"

"I wanted to have fun, but today's development completely exceeded my expectations. Now I feel more like Iron-Blooded Orphan Bruce's old sweetheart than Arkham's Gotham Nightmare."

"You guy!" Argo bumped his elbow angrily, "Can you say something that I can understand!"

"No! It took a lot of effort to recover my madness index! Uncle! But I hate the curtain blade the most! Disappear immediately!" Su Hong immediately jumped up from his position and shouted angrily, "Back off! Back off!" !retreat!"

"Ha!?" Argo was inexplicably angry. He stared at the straight man with his eyes and said through gritted teeth, "Do you want to fight? Okay! I'll accompany you!"

"I will strike hard in my little devil form!" Su Hong roared, taking out a baguette from his backpack and raising it high, "Must kill! Climb the Dragon Sword!"

Argo didn't expect that he was so well prepared. In panic, he had to take two quick steps to the side to avoid the chopped baguette, and then instinctively flew up and kicked Su Hong to the ground. On the ground, he took a few breaths with lingering fear - who would have thought that he would actually launch an attack suddenly?

Su Hong covered his face with shoe prints and stood up from the ground. With an increasingly furious and ferocious expression, he took out another French stick and became the only two-sword player in Aincrad. He roared and rushed towards Argo.

"Even my father didn't use the soles of his feet to kiss my cheek hard! Who do you think you are! Lin Youde!"

Argo instinctively dodged Su Hong's two consecutive attacks that were full of loopholes. Seeing that his face was terrifying, his words were crazy, and he was as sick as a Darkin sword demon, he was frightened. After dodging the attack, he relied on all his points without much thought. The agile and highly mobile man screamed and fled in the arena, "Who is Lin Youde! I don't know you at all!"

"I will let you know who he is now! Lin Youde's Dragon Breaking Slash!"

"This move was completely made up by you!"

"It's useless to talk more! Lin Youde's air blade slash!"