What the hell is this movie theater?

Argo was frightened and unable to deal with Su Hong's rampage. He could only rush towards Kirito and shouted for help, "Tongzi!"

Kirito tried to persuade the two people who came over, "Store manager! Argo! This is where the BOSS strategy team is meeting——"

Argo turned a deaf ear and jumped past him. What appeared immediately before his eyes was a roar that could shock the soul: "Lin Youde 36 Annoying Wind!"

Kirito was unable to avoid it and was hit hard by the French stick and fell to the ground, his head went blank.

Although the sparring mode was not turned on and could not cause any damage, the stick caused tons of psychological damage to his weak mind, causing him to enter into [Why did you hit me] [Should I not try to break up the fight] [I was just Not in a chaotic state where you should stay away].

Argo was still running wildly in the dilapidated arena, "It's my fault that I accidentally kicked you in the face! I apologize to you! I really didn't mean to! And after all, it was you who attacked me first, right? !”

"Hahahaha! Fight! Meet me and die!"

"——Xinka! Aren't you the organizer of the strategy meeting? Get someone to throw him out!"

"Lin Youde's Sky Soaring Dragon Flashes!"

The shouts of the two people one after another were like pebbles falling into a calm lake, causing thousands of waves.

"Run! The two of them are coming! Do you also want to be beaten to the ground by him with bread!"

"Ah!" Someone made the sound of being electrocuted by Lao Liu.

"Don't come close to me!!!"

"Isn't there someone to stop them? Isn't this the place where the strategy team meeting is held!"

"Aren't you also a master who wants to join the strategy team? Then go and stop them!"

"I'll go, I'll go! Look, pfft——"

"I'm a master at this, bah."

"You bastard, you can't stand and talk without your back hurting, you die!"

"Who threw the tomatoes! Who is it!"

"Who threw the potatoes! Who is it!"

“I can’t stand the spicy food!!”

"Totally! Completely! Crazy! Crazy!"

In the past, Li Yunlong's attack on Ping'an County turned the entire northwestern Shanxi into a pot of porridge, which became a turning point in World War II. Later, Su Hong, armed with a French stick and two swords, chased Argo and cut off the appalling food chaos of the raiding team, which left his name in history.

25. Although the songs you sing are funny, the jokes you play are very old. Who are you?

Su Hong, who was meditating on a public bench in the central square at night, felt that he had encountered a mid-life crisis many years in advance——

Originally, he attended the strategy team meeting just to watch the fun, but he didn't expect that the fun person would eventually become the fun person. He really fulfilled his previous ID on Zhihu - a high-intensity rollover expert.

Now let’s briefly review what happened during the strategy group meeting.

Because the strategy group meeting requires a full team of five people, and the number of people is larger than the original plot, competition is needed to determine the strongest team to participate in this BOSS strategy battle.

He met Argo again and fought with a baguette, provoking a food fight and trying to forcibly terminate the registration for the sparring match to buy time for the only god. However, the host of the meeting used the number of teams that had already registered as a basis, secretly secretly We played a round-robin PVP competition and decided on the five strongest teams for this strategy.

That is to say-

Kiritani Kazuto and Asuna did not participate in the first-level BOSS battle. The influence of the butterfly effect had set off a huge storm that he could not stop even if he tried his best to go crazy.

Life is impermanent, the large intestine wraps the small intestine.

After Yui appeared, Argo was taken away. Kirito and Asuna did not form a team and did not participate in the strategy battle. The conflict between ordinary players and civilian players did not appear on the table - the original plot of Sword Art Online has changed beyond recognition. It is estimated that the hedgehog Cat fanfiction writers saw this situation and shouted that this book should not be written, which shows how valuable the plot is now.

"Iron doors, iron windows, iron chains. I hold my hands on the iron windows and look outside. How beautiful the life is outside. When will I be able to return to my home."

The song was as miserable as if the kobolds were dancing in front of the highland tower watching the military line from a distance at 6 minutes, and the blind boy suddenly jumped out of the shadows, touched his eyes, flashed roundhouse kicks into Jinfu's arms, and was filled with hatred with two fists. The military line is so miserable.

I'm too weak, I have no strength...

Damn it, I'm not the kind of gifted novel protagonist, why do you have to let me, an ordinary person, come to this game and go crazy? The game that is most suitable for me should obviously be "Love Activities"!

"Mr. Teliga, good evening!"

Although life is miserable, life is always moving forward. There is still a long way to go to promote square dance culture, and we still cannot give up easily.

Su Hong calmed down and looked at Yuna, "How are you doing with the music score I entrusted you to handle a few days ago?"

"Although it has been taken care of,... it may still be quite different from the original song you sang to me."

"Then let's play and see." Su Hong pointed to the performance position in front of the fountain from a distance.

"Eh? I, eh? Aren't you going to perform today?"

Shigemura Yuna looked at him in disbelief - she had originally planned to share the music score with him before he started playing so that he could perform a new performance tonight.

"What are you talking about? Of course I can perform," Su Hong said angrily, "I just asked you to warm up the place for me. At best, it's just like playing music to soothe the mood before the game starts. Don't get too carried away. Oh, you curtain blade!"

"Yes, sorry..."

"Why don't you go and warm up the place for me!"

"Yes!"

Yuna Shigemura hurriedly came to sit in front of the fountain in the central square, called up the system, took out her harp, took a deep breath, and started playing the tune he hummed to herself.

The soft sound of the harp spread to the distance under the false moonlight of Aincrad, and the softly sung ballad that followed attracted the attention of everyone present. Although the lyrics were a little sad, what was hidden in the song was a desire for the unknown. and expectations for the future - it is not a song that sings of hope that has sprouted through hardships, but a yearning and expectation for the future that holds onto hope.

"whispering sound."

Only at this time came an opposing noise, which attracted the attention of everyone and even the singer, and even the singer's singing stopped due to this.

The one who made such a sound and received the angry gazes of everyone was Su Hong, who had already let himself go. However, he frowned and pointed coldly at her, still slandering her in his heart.

——My original evaluation of her was not wrong at all. The reason why this Makura was able to get a [-]% answer on the answer sheet was because the test paper only had a [-]% mark. Unlike him, who has spent his whole life in a [-]% question paper Ordinary people who barely manage to get a passing score of [-]% even though their lives are on the line are two orders of magnitude different.

——What I hate the most in my life is you talented geniuses!

Yuna Shigemura didn't know why he suddenly made such a sound and showed an unhappy expression. He thought that the music score he had restored did not meet his wishes. He was so uneasy that he had no idea of ​​continuing to sing.

Rather, it is better to say that I can continue to play music on the harp now, or because SAO's music system can only turn off the performance mode to stop playing after turning on the score performance mode, unlike in reality, you can stop playing when you stop your hand, otherwise she Stopped playing long ago.

The song, which clung to hope and yearned for the future, was interrupted by an unpleasant noise, which did not appear again before the end of the music. It also made people glare at the source of the noise that interrupted the song.

——This kind of ability that does not look at the atmosphere will definitely get beaten in real life, but in this initial town with damage-invalidation protection, there is no such condition, so he can only respond with his own glare.

Yuna Shigemura stopped playing in uneasiness. He was just preparing himself for being scolded, but this mental preparation met someone else first.

"That bastard actually laughed at you... Yuna, you've already sung well enough, but I don't know if that bastard has any musical talent! Does that bastard have any clear understanding of his own level?"

"Ruiji..."

"Originally, Yuna, I'm very happy that you can find someone to exchange music with, but that bastard has such a bad attitude towards you... I really can't bear it anymore! Yuna, don't have any contact with him in the future!"

Although he didn't mention who he was by name, Su Hong stood up from the public bench and made an introduction gesture to him.

"I quite agree with what this gentleman said."

The originally furious Gozawa Eiji and Shigemura Yuna, who was at a loss next to him, were both stunned, not to mention the passerby players who had been preparing to denounce Su Hong.

"Miss Yuna's music level is so high that she obviously doesn't need to exchange music with other people to create popular music. My name is Triga, and I have never given up on my ideal of becoming a great singer and dancer. "

Su Hong raised his hand again and made a polite introduction gesture to Yuna.

"I just heard Miss Yuna's singing voice. It was warm and firm, and full of hope."

Shigemura Yuna's head was empty, "Thank you, thank you?"

"You're welcome," Su Hong nodded, "Miss Yuna's singing has ignited a fire in my Trigger Boy's heart! My Trigger Boy feels that in this moment... I want! Explode! Power!"

Su Hong suddenly raised his hands like a scarecrow, like Virgil, the leader of the ward, and started a terrifying dance of fighting with each other, making everyone take a step back instinctively in fear.

"I have forgotten some things, but I still remember them now! One night my mother asked me, why am I so happy today!"

"?!"

26. The reason why little Japanese girls are obsessed with Chinese men is...

Many people in the initial town witnessed with their own eyes the reputation of "Beggars at the Hotel" gradually turned into "Psychotic Patients in the Central Square", "Humanoid Self-Propelling Zombies" and "Crazy Singer".

But Argo’s unique evaluation of this is——

"This bastard has now completely turned into a self-walking humanoid mosaic! Yui!"

"But, Argo... I just want to chat with my brother for a while..."

"Why do you miss him so much," Argo gritted his teeth. "He obviously didn't say a few words to you, right? Have you forgotten how he disliked you before?"

"...Although this is the case, but..."

"but……?"

"but……"

Yui wanted to say something to answer Argo, but when her words came to her lips, she couldn't utter any words. She didn't know how to deal with the emotions that were rising in her heart but could not be expressed. She seemed lost at the same time. He also fell silent at a loss.

Argo was extremely irritated when he saw Yui's posture. He had to take a hard look at Su Hong, who was still playing music loudly and off-key in front of the fountain in the central square, and then made up his mind.

"Even if you want to talk to this bastard, you can't go and talk to him in such a public environment - you forgot the last time he interrupted someone else's performance without hesitation, danced like crazy and was chased and beaten by a group of people Did it happen?"

"But everyone looked very happy at that time..."

"What kind of happiness is this!" Argo complained to Yui, "This is obviously resentment!"

"..."

Yui instinctively felt that what Argo said was wrong, but she didn't know how to fully express her inner thoughts, so she could only bite her lower lip to show her stubbornness.

"Ahhh...I shouldn't have followed that bastard for money in the first place! Yui, let's go!"

"Are you leaving now?"

"Don't you want to talk to that bastard?"

"is it okay!"

"I only promise you this once," Argo pulled her hood, then glanced sideways at Yui, who was wearing a hood like her, and reached out to pull her hat brim lower, "In the final analysis What is it about that bastard that attracts you...why do you have to meet him?"

"...No, I don't know..."

"I don't know...forget it, it's just this time."

Argo couldn't stop cursing this psychotic man in his heart, and he also scolded the cheap sister he picked up for having a bad taste in people just like her. However, he still took Yui's hand and led her away from the crowded central square. , heading towards the suburban ranch hotel in the initial town.

Ever since that bastard interrupted someone else's performance, he created a wave of hatred among the player community, and his behavior also made many people unhappy——

Therefore, at the celebration meeting to celebrate the boss of the floor, an unknown cheater proposed to use French bread to beat his sap. After reciprocating tooth with tooth, the entire player group-whether they were civilian players or the cheaters-it seemed that they had opened fire. Like some weird button, at any time, someone could come out from the corner and hit his sap with a baguette and start a fight.

Originally, Xinka's original intention was to organize a team to conquer the floor. After conquering the floor BOSS, she would hold as many celebrations among players as possible. She would also be asked to invite this bastard to perform at the celebration.

This was originally a mission that could be completed and a large amount of financial income, but because that bastard did whatever he wanted in the initial town during the strategy team meeting and weekdays, it was replaced by the harp girl Yuna to perform the show.

And precisely because of the number of active appearances of [Baguette], in the current starting town, from time to time you will see a group of people holding weapons such as baguettes or tomatoes and eggs, dancing wildly with that bastard on the street.

——Don’t you realize that you have been infected by his neurosis!What normal player would use a baguette to chase other people down the street?

If it weren't for the [Investigation Commission] issued to her by Xinka and Yui's own wishes, she wouldn't want to have any actual contact with this bastard with [Trouble] and [Nervous] written all over his body again.

Argo, full of complaints, led Yui through the streets of the starting town, and under the moonlight came to the edge of the town and headed towards the forest road leading to the suburban ranch hotel.

The forest was originally so quiet that only the sounds of insects and footsteps coming from the woods on both sides could be heard, but Yui's disappointed voice sounded, "I want to talk to my brother... will it make Argo angry? What if it makes Argo angry?" If you are angry... Yui will not go to see your brother... okay?"

When Argo heard this sentence, he suddenly stopped and looked at Yui beside him with his head lowered in disbelief.

This was the first time such a complicated and shocking emotion appeared in her heart - this unfamiliar yet extremely weighty feeling even made her breathless.

She didn't even know what kind of expression she had on her face now.

"How...why do you think so?"

"Because Argo, like everyone else, seems to both like and hate his brother..."

Yui seemed to be answering Argo's question, and seemed to be immersed in her own world, talking about her own feelings.

"Obviously, I feel that everyone is very happy when they are around my brother, but everyone seems to hate my brother... My brother doesn't seem to care about being hated by everyone, and he seems to like it when others hate him... Brother Mingming What he does is to make everyone happy, but why does my brother like to be hated by everyone, and why do everyone hate him..."

"This……"

Argoben opened his mouth, but fell silent without saying anything.

Even though she is well-known in the player community and has completed many commissions as an information merchant, she is actually just an underage girl and has no experience at all to be able to answer Yui's questions.

Even so, this issue cannot be left alone.