What the hell is this movie theater?

It's one thing to have melons available to eat, but it's another thing to take the initiative to find melons to eat.

It is absolutely impossible for Mr. Su Hong, such a nerdy person, to be possessed by the Chaoyang District aunt again.

It turns out that in order to inherit the square dancing method of the Chaoyang District aunt, he has already used the ancient power hidden in his body. If the Chaoyang District aunt's desire to eat melons wins over him again, he will encounter an unknown situation in his later years and red hair growing all over his body. , looks terrible.

"Ah... a good horse has a good saddle, but the weapon is not good for the hand."

Mr. Su Hong shook his head at the Guanren anchor who was holding a sniper rifle on the screen and being chased by three or four strong men with pistols. In this case, he should use lethal smoke bombs and then use melee weapons to rush in. In the smoke and dust, inherit the soul of the evil ghost in the smoke, and inherit the fire of the sword master Kapa Picchu.

"Store, manager...long time no see..."

The familiar voice of Emperor Tongtian reached Mr. Su Hong's ears, and he looked up at Miss Tongzi who was wearing a novice uniform in front of him and looking at him with an uneasy expression.

Although I feel like I am an NPC sitting at the door of the player lobby handing out tasks, and players from all walks of life are competing to take on trivial tasks - but this person is a rare testicle.

"Although it has been a long time since our last Huashan sword debate, I never expected that you, Emperor Tongtian, would be the dominant hero of SAO after all. I never expected that today you would be reduced to practicing the evil sword manual."

Emperor Tongtian blushed with a complicated expression of restraint and embarrassment, "Although, although I don't understand what you mean, what you said is probably not a good thing, right?"

"Congratulations, you guessed it right."

Su Hong stood up from the pony, put his hand on Emperor Tongtian's head and compared his height. He found that Emperor Tongtian was only near his lips, and then he smacked his lips while shaking his head.

"I didn't expect that you can be called Xiaoniaoyiren now. It's really touching. In the old fan fiction, you were directly transformed into a girl, and there was no reason why you were directly added to the harem."

"The meaning is unclear," Emperor Tongtian could only complain reluctantly, "Although I thought about what I would say when we meet again, what happened in reality was more ridiculous than I imagined... Speaking of store manager, you can't Act normal?"

"Of course I can act normal."

Su Hong stretched out his hand and patted his cheek to cheer up his spirits, and then asked Emperor Tong Tian seriously.

"You are a brave man who came to this world from a distant alien world to save the world. Have you brought any other epic-level main missions?"

"It hasn't become more normal at all! Rather, it's become even more incomprehensible!"

"Anyway, let's drink a glass of happy water first."

Su Hong took out a bottle of carbonated soda similar to Coke from his backpack and stuffed it into Emperor Tongtian's arms. He also opened the bottle and drank it in one gulp, then looked at Emperor Tongtian.

"You should be here to give me information about [Death Gun], right?"

"Although this is indeed the case, but before that, I have a lingering doubt in my heart that I want the store manager to answer."

Kirito exhaled the lingering doubts in his heart, and then looked at Su Hong firmly.

"I want to know what the store manager's thoughts and reasons are for fighting Kayaba Akihiko. What is the reason that makes you, store manager, change your behavior and launch a fatal challenge to Kayaba Akihiko?"

"You want to know this?" Su Hong lowered his head and looked directly into his black eyes. After a moment of silence, he nodded seriously and said, "Because if I don't do this, I might make a big mistake."

"A big mistake?" Kirito asked curiously.

"Actually, it's hard to explain this kind of thing to you." Su Hong sighed, "Because my appearance has caused great changes in Aincrad, and this change is likely to lead to the [SAO Incident] affecting everyone." I don’t want to see the ending, so all I can do is to be your stepping stone so that you can have enough ability to solve the death game of SAO.”

"Sure enough, my feeling is not wrong," Kirito sighed with a complex expression, "I have been thinking about this matter after the decisive battle between Kayaba Akihiko and I, why I defeated Kayaba Akihiko, and why I was able to perform The ability to exceed the limits of the system.”

"That's because you already have such an ability. I just helped you guide this power out. It's actually similar to what the great elder of Namek did to Gohan and Krillin," Su Hong smiled and took the photo He patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are a big brother in the electronics industry, so it's better not to belittle yourself too much."

"Am I the one chosen by you?"

"It's not so much that I chose you, but rather that God chose you to save all the players in Aincrad."

Su Hong shook his head and continued.

"Sometimes the lives of many people depend on one person, and you are the best candidate and the best candidate under the circumstances. It is okay to regard it as fate - as for me? I It was probably just Sarajevo that triggered the Second World War, just the tipping point.”

"I think you are the one who belittles yourself..."

"Then you think too highly of me."

Su Hong sat back on his pony, put his hands behind his head and waved them away.

"There is a performance gap between people. Some things are more suitable for me to do, and some things are more suitable for you to do. Our last battle against Kayaba Akihiko during the SAO period was mediocre at best. It’s just that everyone does their job, it’s not a big deal.”

"Even so, there should be a better way."

"Anyway, I can't think of a good way," Su Hong waved his hand, "In the final analysis, I am not a strategic talent with great wisdom, nor a martial talent. Even if I can open Mickey's magic by chance, I have a lot of wonderful ideas, but I don’t have the ability to realize them. If I don’t have the ability, I have to leave things to those who are capable. This is the philosophy of life that I live by.”

"Even if you have wonderful ideas in your mind, there will always be a part of it that can be realized with the help of others, right? But if you don't say it out loud -"

"—Stop it."

Su Hong raised his palms to the elder brother in the electronics industry, who was getting more and more excited as he spoke, clearly expressing his intention not to continue talking.

"Actually, I have truthfully expressed my views to you, and continuing to talk about this kind of abstract concept will only become more and more boring. The so-called gentlemen are harmonious but different. I hope that we can respect each other's opinions, choices and destiny. "

After being silent for a long time, Kiritani Kazuto finally sighed and turned the topic to [Death Gun].

"Argo has investigated the connection between you and Death Gun, and it can be basically concluded that Death Gun is a SAO survivor who has malicious intentions towards you - so I came here this time to know if you have anything, store manager. , a sao survivor who has clear ill intentions towards you."

"I don't know," Su Hong said truthfully, "What I did in Aincrad can't be said to be a matter of anger, but it can also be said that people hate me. I don't know how many people hate me. It's a debt." Now that I have an extra level, I don’t know who the [Death Gun who showed clear malice towards me] is.”

Although Su Hong did still remember that Death Gun was a person related to Shi Nai's dog-licking, he had been wandering in this game for more than a few weeks and had never seen Shi Nai again, so he had no way to investigate [Death Gun] Is the true identity the same as the original?

"Although I already knew this might be the answer, but..." Kirito sighed helplessly, "No matter what, [Death Gun] is coming for you, and it will definitely push you away in some way. Being on the opposite side of gamers... you really have to be careful.”

"Is it possible that I am originally on the opposite side of the players?"

Su Hong looked at Emperor Tongtian speechlessly.

"Do you think I am a good gentleman now? I am a keyboard warrior. If it were on Weibo, my speech would be able to make countless classics and attract other people to attack, and I have long been used to it. The daily life of arguing with the scholars in Jiangdong, not to mention the scapegoat that was forcibly put on my head, and the attacks of those idiots who follow the wind and act like rain?"

"But I'm worried about other things."

Kirito sighed again.

"The cross-generational technology that Kayaba Akihiko left behind can be used in too many places in reality, not to mention the AI ​​that Kayaba Akihiko created to develop games - and what you and Kayaba Akihiko are doing now. The digital life form represented.

"Sorry, please correct me," Su Hong gestured to Kirito with a pause gesture, "Although I have no entity in the reality of this world, it does not mean that Tu Hengyu, Yaya, and I are not He is a true digital life form like Hibiki Yuta."

"Although I don't understand who those digital lifeforms you are talking about... but from what you said, your situation is even more dangerous," Kirito said, "If your true identity, you are in Aincrad The secret of Terry's resurrection from the dead will drive people in high positions in this country and other countries crazy."

"So some time ago, I was hiding in the mountains and forests incognito in this game," Su Hong spread his hands innocently, "I, Luke Skywalker, just want to live a peaceful life, but due to bad luck, I don't have this opportunity."

"Since Mr. Store Manager wants to live a peaceful life, let me investigate the Death Gun incident alone."

At this time, Kiritani Kazuto finally came to a conclusion.

"Because the previous ALO incident has allowed me to have some contact with government personnel, and I can also cover up and delay your exposure to major countries to a certain extent, so it is most appropriate for me to handle this matter. ——Besides, didn’t you say that before? Your philosophy of survival is to let people perform their duties and let more capable people do it. Naturally, I will do my part in this matter. "

"..."

Mr. Su Hong never thought that one day he would be assassinated by Emperor Tongtian who transformed into a talk assassin.

As expected of the only god in Matsuoka, he can always create such unexpected program effects in such unexpected places.

"Although I'm very unhappy, I can't find any reason to refute it. If it weren't for something special this time, I might still be persuaded by you."

Mr. Su Hong spread his hands.

"And have you made a mistake - as long as it is something that I, an adult, can figure out on my own, I will not leave it to minors younger than me to deal with, let alone what you have to face. They are extremely vicious criminals - not to mention that the criminals in the [Death Gun] incident were still little bastards who wanted to deliberately target me."

Mr. Su Hong continued.

"Death Gun and I have a personal vendetta, and I haven't fallen to the point of relying on others for revenge."

34. Yuanfang, what do you think?

Su Hong hung in front of the player lobby for nearly two weeks. Finally, before the auditions for the BOB competition that almost all players in this game had been waiting for for a long time began, he finally pushed the way of the force to the extreme and proved the ancient emperor of the human race. Ignite the six-sided fire - summons the weapon system store.

I got the key evolution material [Muramasa F9] from the system game store, and evolved into the ultimate Digimon Dirtmon.

“All in all, very impressive.”

After all, Su Hong is not a handsome and powerful swordsman, but an amateur gymnast who performs a flurry of dances with two swords in his hands. Only by holding the two swords in his palm can he show his greatest strength.

"Today is the start of the game. I can't help but beat up that idiot who slandered me behind my back."

Su Hong's hands were itchy and he was eager to fight.

Because of this, Su Hong went to the player lobby early after buying the lightsaber and sat down at the old place where he and the dwarf met and talked.

He took out a glass of happy water from his backpack, plugged in the straw, and watched the live broadcast of the GGO auditions that was already going on, thinking about what Wolf Warrior should do at this time.

Just when I was thinking about it, the object of my thoughts changed from Wu Jing, the wolf warrior, to Hao Jing, the ruthless warrior. The final solution was the tactical answer of "Any evil will be brought to justice".

All in all, let’s throw the smoke bomb first.

Mr. Su Hong was sipping happy water here, silently exerting his natural talent as a keyboard warrior in his heart. When he was pointing at others, the dwarf and the female kid sat opposite him without saying hello, very surprised. His lack of politeness also made Su Hong look down at thousands of people with cold eyebrows and bow his head willingly to be a bully.

"Yo yo yo, isn't this the little girl and my kindergarten friend? Why haven't we seen each other for a few days, and now we have become so rude."

"Good morning, Mr. Steve Rogers," Lian greeted Su Hong politely after hearing this, "Mr. Steve Rogers is here to watch the audition competition, right?"

"No, I'm here to play a game," Su Hong showed Lian the Feizhai Happy Water in his hand, "Shake, shake, shake, shake... Do you want a drink? Happy hour is about to begin. "

"Uh--"

Lian didn't know how to deal with Su Hong. He raised a lot of questions in two sentences and had a hesitant look on his face.

At this time, it was the female imp next to Lian.He raised his eyebrows with a satisfied and teasing smile.

"After careful consideration, did you agree to the commission I made to you before? Let me declare in advance that my promise to you is still valid, regardless of whether your starting point is to complete my commission. After participating in this competition, you only need to enter the main draw of bob, and I will give you the amount I promised as agreed."

After Pito said these words, he turned his head and looked at Lian beside him. A satisfied and teasing smile appeared on his eyebrows, but instead of smiling, he became more and more arrogant and exposed.

"Of course it's the same for you, Lian. As long as you can reach Bob's main tournament, I will fulfill the promise I made to you and give you the reward you deserve."

"I don't want it," Lian still sighed helplessly, "And I've said it before, even if you have money, you don't spend it like this... You two have such a weak concept of money."

"I'm going to express my own opinion on this matter."

Su Hong immediately put down the Feizhai Happy Water in his hand, and his keyboard warrior attributes were fully activated.

“In the modern sense, banknotes are only monetary units used for transactions, and everyone’s personal income is different, which leads to everyone’s lifestyle being different.

Rich people live the lives of rich children, poor people live ordinary lives, and poor people live poor lives. This is not a generalization.

No one stipulates how anyone should live, and no one stipulates how money or private property should be used.

How she wants to use her money is her own business and has nothing to do with us, and it's not our turn to dictate. "

Lian sighed helplessly, "That's why I say you are the same person. You are too indifferent to the concept of money."

"I don't have a weak concept of money at all, it's just that I don't have much desire to consume." Su Hong picked up Feizhai Happy Water again and took a few sips, "But if she insists on giving the money to us, it will be us Her own affairs have absolutely nothing to do with what she thinks."

"Hoho - do you mean that even if I give you money, you won't accept it?" The joyful look on Pito's face became brighter and brighter, "If it's 100 million or 200 million yen, you probably won't accept it. , but if I say that you can win this bob competition, what if I transfer 1 million yen to you?"

"If I say that I have won the championship and you go to assassinate the Japanese Prime Minister who is still in office, then I can seriously consider it, but if it is just money that is full of copper odor, then I will Not interested at all.

And I have no obligation to accept a huge amount of money sent to me by a stranger - I don’t know if your money came from the right source or if it was stolen money obtained through corruption and perversion of the law. I feel dirty even holding it in my hands. "

Su Hong placed the finished Happy Water in his hand on the table, then put his head in his hands, leaned against the corner of the chair in a replica of Ge You's lying posture, and looked at the two players on the screen who were currently pecking at each other.

How bad are these two players?

In terms of shooting skills, they were on par with Su Hong, evenly matched - probably to the point where they could appear on a comedy show like Silver Group's Happy Daily.

It seems that they are the type of players who participate in the Bob Contest just to join in the fun, just like Street Fighter holding universal auditions around the world. More people are willing to pay the admission fee just to join in the fun.

But I have to say that the effect of the program presented by these two rookies was really good. Just watching their live broadcast of the game made me feel my blood pressure gradually rising.

The smile on Pito's face became even brighter, "I can guarantee that my money is legal income in compliance with contemporary Japanese laws, and I have never engaged in tax evasion - at most, I just found a courier company to help me avoid taxes reasonably."

Su Hong just glanced at Pito from the corner of his eye because of these words, and then looked directly at Lian Ye and said with great seriousness.

"Remember what I told you before? This person is definitely a fun person who uses money to have fun, and fun people who use money to have fun will sooner or later be involved in the whirlpool of desire, making history The wheel rolls back again, and the happy man finally becomes happy.”

The corners of Lian's mouth twitched and then she said to herself.

"Speaking of Mr. Steve Rogers, didn't you originally say you didn't want to participate in the BoB competition? Why did you suddenly change your mind?"

"Isn't this turning point a bit too abrupt?"

"Indeed." Pito nodded in agreement.

"My neighbor's second uncle's second wife's son, nephew's boyfriend, and seven-year-old eldest son's ability to change the subject is not as blunt as yours... It's almost as stiff as the cosmic pancakes sold at tomorrow's house."

Su Hong rarely played the role of complaining, and then used his pure black style of rapid-fire complaining to complain about the little dwarf in front of him.

"If that doesn't work, I recommend you to read a book. Find it and read it yourself. The name of the book is "On Postpartum Care of Sows" - as long as you read this book, you will definitely know What is the art of language?”

"Ignore the rest...but why do I need to read "On Postpartum Care of Sows" to learn what the art of speaking is!?"

"Because, scientific reason," Su Hongbi said with a serious face, "it's because you don't play Genshin Impact, so you don't know how to learn the art of speaking from "On Postpartum Care of Sows"."

Lian's head was dizzy and she shouted in despair, "What the hell is the original god! What have you been talking about since just now!"