What the hell is this movie theater?

"You are right, but "Genshin Impact" is a..."

Su Hongcai wanted to retell the Op Bible completely to Lian, but a system prompt pop-up window appeared in front of him.

[You will participate in your first audition in the Bob Competition in 1 minute. During this time, you will confirm the weapons and equipment you want to choose. After the 1-minute countdown ends, it will be transferred to the player audition. Duel map. 】

"Although I really want to talk to you about "Genshin Impact" which once put MiHoYo at the top of the Two-dimensional world, but unfortunately I have to participate in the audition for the Bob Competition."

Su Hong opened the system and entered his character interface. In the character interface, he selected two [Muramasa F9] to equip in his left hand and right hand respectively. Then he used all the remaining weight to assemble incendiary bombs, flash bombs and smoke bomb.

"I will unmask Kara Picchu's hypocrisy."

"what……!?"

Mr. Su Hong suddenly stood up from his seat at the last second of the countdown and roared hysterically.

"Star Wars Jedi: Fallen Order! Cave!"

Because of this sudden sound, all the players in the hall turned their attention to the direction where they were. The countdown just came to an end, causing him to turn into broken blue light and disappear in front of Pito and Lian.

——The players’ attention was naturally diverted to Ren and Pito.

Lian immediately covered her face to prevent others from seeing her embarrassment.

"...What on earth is that Steve Rogers doing..."

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Of course Mr. Su Hong did this on purpose——

Because he knew that Lian had a thin face, so in order to correct this shortcoming of having a thin face, of course he gave her severe medication and used shock therapy to treat her.

Anyway, just listen seriously.

"By the way, the map this time is surprisingly small."

Su Hong stood on the edge of the rooftop of the abandoned city, looked down at the map border and sighed.

Because the city is only about 500 meters away, it's like parachuting into a housing area, grabbing a gun and starting a dog fight between cities.

Although Su Hong has now occupied the high ground and can use the highland swordsmanship that is famous in the history of the Qing Dynasty and is inherently invincible, he has never met his opponent and it is not clear whether the opponent is qualified to enjoy the treatment of Anakin Skywalker. , there is no need to occupy the high ground.

"Start hanging up."

——Su Hong's mind suddenly surged with a huge amount of thoughts, just like the miracle doctor in TV shopping who tossed and turned with complex thoughts at night before considering selling the family's secret recipe.

To put it bluntly, you are spreading your own imagination.

After all, keyboard warriors like him don't have many other talents, but they have a lot of ideas. Otherwise, keyboard warriors on the Internet would not release various classics from time to time.

By the way, in this world where technology is so advanced, it’s unlikely that one day Danlito will develop a game-related virus and start making Kamen Rider Chronicles, right?

Or Kamen Rider 01...

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Su Hong's battle was broadcast in a small window of the live audition broadcast in the hall.

"Oh oh oh, look, isn't that the lightsaber user who has been challenging players in front of the player hall a few days ago? I didn't expect that he also participated in this Bob competition."

"Where? Why didn't I see it?"

"Haha! He really participated in this Bob contest. His game is in the second broadcast window in the third row from the bottom of the screen."

"It's actually two lightsabers!"

"Not to mention anything else, just holding two lightsabers to participate in the Bob competition is really cool——"

The players in the hall were all excited about Su Hong's appearance, and began to discuss loudly and loudly like a self-study classroom.

"His opponent turned out to be a player who uses a machine gun. He is the most unfavorable opponent... There is a high probability that he will be eliminated in the first round."

"But at the end of the day, he doesn't believe in a good opponent, right? As long as it's a player with a long gun and a better marksmanship, he can kill someone no matter what."

"You can't say that. After all, he has shown the ability to chop bullets with a knife - even though he was walking carelessly on the street like this, even if he had the possibility of sneak attack on the player to death - he could only Expect that machine gunner to be lost now because he suddenly disconnected."

It’s just that compared to the lively and restless environment around it——

At this time, Lian and Pito, who were sitting in the corner of the hall, were extremely quiet. Neither of them spoke immediately. Instead, after being silent for a few minutes, Pito broke the silence between them.

"I think he should be able to win this audition - Lian, what do you think?"

Lian nodded subconsciously and agreed.

"……I think so."

35. Practicing the joys and sorrows of love

For melee weapons, machine guns can be called dimensionality reduction strikes.

Just like a phalanx of muskets waiting to be shot encountered a hand-cranked Gatling, modern people who appear to be civilized are actually more bloody and violent. They hold the violent crystallization of civilization in their hands and quickly slaughter ancient people.

The same is naturally true in this game.

Because even though it's just a game, it's not a joke.

At this time, the machine gun player who was ambushing on the third floor of the abandoned city building looked at the lightsaber walking from the distant street with two lightsabers in his hands and sneered at the corner of his mouth, but he did not do much.

Because he is currently in the building at the T-shaped intersection in front of the road, with a good and wide view and almost nowhere to hide except for the sparse abandoned vehicles on the road - he only needs to set up a machine gun here and wait patiently for this person. If the lightsaber user throws himself into a trap, he can directly send the lightsaber user on his way.

- 300 meters.

- 200 meters.

- 90 meters.

——50 meters, which is almost within reach for a machine gun. There is no need to specifically aim, it is enough to just pour bullets in the direction of the lightsaber user.

"Suffer to death!"

He shouted loudly and at the same time, he lifted up the Negev and put it on the window. He pulled the trigger and tilted the bullets in the direction of the lightsaber user. The violent bullets formed a line and shot in the direction of the lightsaber user.

But before that, the lightsaber user suddenly jumped out in his direction, causing a barrage of bullets to hit the ground not far behind him.

"Even agility players can't escape from my blockade!"

The fire blockade formed by the bullets swept across in the direction of the lightsaber user in an instant, but the two lightsabers held by the lightsaber user also waved, and the firepower network sweeping from behind broke through. He quickly turned his gun and pointed it at the lightsaber user again.

It's just that the lightsaber user had already used his high movement speed to hide in the abandoned car on the street, and he also used his gun to suppress the abandoned car.

The game follows the design of the physical system in reality, which means there is an environmental destruction system, so as long as the bullet is tilted enough, the bullet can penetrate the abandoned car and send the abandoned car away together with the lightsaber user.

However, his bullet only tilted toward the abandoned car for a second. Black projectiles were thrown next to the abandoned car, and then a large amount of gas was violently ejected to cover the abandoned car.

"Damn, you really know how to hide."

Even so, he did not give up and continued to use the machine gun in his hand to suppress the smoke screen. At this moment, he threw smoke bombs one after another from the smoke screen, falling five or six meters apart and creating a smoke screen, forming an abandoned vehicle leading further forward. Use this as a path forward.

Nor did he direct any more useless fire at the smoke screen.

It's not that he doesn't want to tilt the firepower, it's just that the barrel of the machine gun has overheated due to excessive shooting. If he continues to shoot, there is a risk that the weapon will be scrapped.

Now he stared intently at the starting smoke screen of abandoned vehicles.

He was just a little careless about the lightsaber user just now. He didn't know that he could have such a high agility value and movement speed, but now he already knows how much advance he needs to make. As long as he dares to rush from the smoke screen to the next smoke screen, he will It is bound to be struck by thunderstorms.

Just when he was concentrating, he suddenly caught the other end of the lightsaber user's smoke screen suddenly rushing out of the corner of his eye. He was shocked and turned the muzzle of his gun towards the lightsaber user, and then saw a black The thing was thrown out of his hand, and fell into the window where he was after crossing a distance of more than ten meters.

"bump!"

The huge sound and impact immediately caused him to completely lose his vision and physical ability, and the pain of tinnitus also followed, causing him to fall to the ground, unable to get up again.

——Although we haven’t lost yet, there is a high probability that we have already.

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The picture displayed on the screen in the player lobby made the players into an uproar. It was even more noisy than before when they discovered that the lightsaber was participating in the Bob Competition, exploding like popcorn.

"Why didn't you use high-explosive grenades when suppressing him behind the abandoned vehicle? If you just use high-explosive grenades to force him out of the abandoned vehicle, wouldn't you win?"

"Why did you use a machine gun and still get killed by that lightsaber user? Why would you want to fight Bob if you are such a loser? Isn't it good to use a machine gun to fight PVE?"

"You're so good! Go home and raise pigs!"

In the midst of this passionate discussion, the lightsaber user on the screen once again burst out at a staggering speed and rushed towards the high-rise building where the machine gun players were, climbing up to the third floor in twos and twos faster than Jackie Chan. Window pulled out the lightsaber from his waist, pointed it at the machine gun player's heart, and stabbed it out.

The screen also shows the identity of both sides and the victory or defeat.

——[Sasuke] VS [Pink Bunny Broken Sword]

——[Ladder ranking 45156]-[No ranking]

——[LOSER]-[WINNER]

"How did he get such an ID!" After seeing the ID, Lian covered her head and shrank into the corner of her seat, shouting in despair, "If that's the case, I won't buy him a name change card at all." Yes! I won’t buy it for him no matter what!”

"Hahahahahahahahahaha," Pito covered his stomach and laughed wildly without girlishness, "laughing, laughing to death - pink, pink, pink rabbit bully with broken sword hahahaha..."

"No! No, no, no! I must let him change his name!"

As long as Lian thinks about participating in the BOB competition, he will reveal his current attire. In addition, he has obtained that strange ID, and now he feels goosebumps crawling all over his body, as if he was stabbed in the spine by someone, and it is difficult to sit up. install.

"What changed the name?"

At this time, Su Hong came to the opposite side of the two people, holding his head and leaning against the wall, half lying on the seat. He took out a cup of Fat House Happy Water from his backpack again, and saw the little dwarf who was holding his head and was very collapsed suddenly jumped. He got on the chair and slapped the table, shouting in a panic.

"Why do you want to change a name like this! This name is very strange, okay!"

"It's because the name is very strange that I chose it." Su Hong looked at the little man who was in a panic, anxious and a bit at a loss. "The Pink Rabbit and the Broken Sword are the ones I thought before. The name I thought of when I was an anchor and video host, I changed it using the name change card before the competition."

"No! Change it to another one!"

"My name is quite good and there is no need to change it at all. And I warn you, as a friend you have no right to interfere with my personal choices."

Su Hong looked at the little dwarf with caution - this kind of intervention in other people's lives like Stolea's did, really made him afraid of being bitten by a snake for ten years.

Because he just changed his name before the audition started, and now this little man inexplicably wants to change it to another one, and has to pay him to change it, it is undoubtedly a dangerous signal, comparable to the black tea presented by the beast ancestors .

"What will you think if others see me like this?" Lian was at a loss and collapsed, raising her hands to cover her cheeks and squatting down, "If someone asks me if you and I are a couple, what should I do? What should I do...how should I answer this kind of question?"

Pito stretched out his hands to cover his stomach and continued to laugh without saying a word, continuing to watch the fun happening between the two of them as an outsider.

"I see, you have considered the connection between my ID and your character image. Although it feels a bit strange, it is not incomprehensible."

Su Hong took two sips of Happy Water, his eyes rolled around in his eye sockets, and he immediately thought of a solution to this problem. He put the Happy Water on the table, sat up straight, and said with great seriousness.

"Little dwarf, the situation is urgent now. We must use Huabei to buy the Holy Separator to perform righteous cutting. From now on, you will walk on your Yangguan Road, and I will use my jet wheelchair to drift the drainage ditch. This way, even if someone asks about it in the future, Do you have any special relationship with me, then you can justly belittle me and protect my innocence through this method."

Lian was stunned when she heard these words, and then her face changed drastically. Finally, she raised her hands and slapped the table angrily and yelled at Su Hong, "Why are you protecting your innocence? I'm a girl! Even if it's I really did this! Isn’t it my own innocence that I’m protecting!”

"Because I'm a vulnerable person."

Su Hong said seriously.

"To be honest, in the past twenty years of my life, I have never had an inappropriate relationship with anyone, nor have I had any scandals with other girls - although sometimes there have been unexpected events due to force majeure. The incident happened, but I worked very hard to protect my innocence, so naturally I can’t let my innocent life be stained because of you.”

"Wait a minute, wait a minute," Pito gestured to pause and intervened in the conversation, "Do you mean you haven't had any girlfriends in the past twenty years?"

"That's right," Su Hong patted his chest with great pride, "It's precisely because I don't have the restraints of emotions and women that my life can be such an incomparable joy, with the ability to cover myself with a quilt on the streets and under bridges anytime, anywhere. The ability, and the freedom to spend your money as you please without being judged.”

"Tsk, tsk, tsk," Pito shook his head, "How pitiful."

Lian now took a few breaths to calm down her mood, and then nodded in agreement and agreed with Pito's point of view. "Yes, indeed, it sounds a bit pitiful."

"It's just baffling." Su Hong picked up the happy water again and laid it on the table. "Does it mean that as a man, you have to have a partner? Crazy, weak people always stick together like villains to keep warm, while the real strong ones are Be as arbitrary as I am for eternity.”

"Your analogy does not make your explanation more straightforward, but makes it more difficult to understand." Pito continued to smack his lips, "Although it's not that I can't understand what you said... but I have never had a girlfriend. It’s really a bit pitiful that I haven’t even experienced so-called love.”

"Love only makes people weak and cowardly."

Su Hong's instinct as a keyboard warrior was activated by the keyword "love" mentioned by Pito, which also allowed him to express his violent comments wantonly with the happy water.

"In today's highly developed society, the circulation of money allows the love of most people to be clearly marked. In other words, the so-called love of most people is just something that can be bought with money, and what can be bought with money The prices of the things that come here will also be high or low, so there is nothing to say.

Since the purchasing power of money is so sufficient, I will not use money to actively buy love. Instead, I will let these love suppliers with clearly marked prices compete with each other, and incite each other to suppress their own prices. "

"Your views on love are so dark," Lian complained. "Most girls don't have the same views on love as you expressed... Can't you be optimistic about love?"

"Because I am a maggot crawling in the darkness in the sewer. Naturally, maggots crawling in the darkness in the sewer can only see the dark sewer."

Su Hong took two sips of Feizhai Happy Water and said completely indifferently.

"The kind of love that is sung in the works is too far away for me, a maggot living in the sewer. I only consider whether I can have enough food in this sewer and my life is not in danger, rather than expecting that I can live in the sewer." Encountered a destitute mermaid princess in the sewer."

"Even I think your view of love is a bit too extreme," Pito complained to him along with Lian, "It's precisely because of your dark view of love that you can't meet good girls."

"As a little bitch who wants me to beat you up every day, isn't it a bit wrong to express such a view in front of me now?" Su Hong glanced at her sideways, "I think you are the only one who is not qualified to criticize me. His view of love is extremely dark.”