What the hell is this movie theater?

【Surprise Crystal】

[Tradable items]

[Effect description: After opening, there is a chance to obtain unbound ultra-rare items. 】

This made Su Hong silent for a moment, and then he put the clothes he selected for Stolea in his backpack and put them in the item trading column. There were more than ten pieces of clothes of different styles.

These more than ten pieces of clothing with different styles were all made by Su Hong using the sewing system before [Great Success]. The styles of the clothes range from kimonos, casual clothes to doll clothes.

He did not clear out the clothes that took up space in his backpack, but he just felt that the quality of these clothes was very good, and it was not like other trash clothes thrown into the store to sell for money, which itself was a waste.

He originally thought that one day he could set up a street stall and sell these clothes to other female players at high prices, but he was not the kind of person who would not repay a favor, so he just gave it away.

"Ah! It's true! Click OK! Hurry up!"

Storeya looked more anxious than Su Hong, which made him sigh helplessly after looking at the artificial retardation, and casually clicked the button to confirm the transaction.

The New Year's egg given to him by Storeya immediately appeared in his backpack, and Storeya's figure showed a blue light unique to the system change after the transaction was confirmed.

Under Su Hong's calm gaze, what appeared in front of him was a girl wearing a pure white dress, looking around excitedly under the dim light and false moonlight.

——Ah, professional mage Liu Haizhu should rush over to him now and use his first skill [Dabi Kabuto] followed by his second skill [My CNM] to deal super high real damage.

Su Hong sneered when he thought of this.

This sneer also made Storeya look at him unexpectedly and a little uneasily. Just when she was about to say something to him, she saw Su Hong who passed her by.

"If my craftsmanship and aesthetics don't look good when you wear them, then even my act of giving away the clothes will tarnish my own face."

45. Caring for artificially retarded people should start with me?

The chat between Su Hong and Storeya did not bring any abnormality to his life - rather, even if there is any abnormality in the life of a person like him, the abnormality itself is insignificant.

Although Storeya provided Su Hong with a lot of useful information, and he also wanted to promote his doll costume to make the whole game crazy, he was still a little unsure of Kayaba Akihiko's ideas, so he put the plan on hold for the time being. down.

After all, [If you are poor, you will put aside disputes; if you are rich, you will develop together].

All in all, all in all.

The information Storeya provided to Su Hong did not change his living habits in Aincrad. He still fished in the sun during the day and made equipment. Occasionally, he carried a spear and went outside the circle to find gold. On rare occasions, he would suddenly Thinking of DNA classics, I started researching and developing music. After dinner, I continued to sing a song in the central square around [-]pm, la la la la la~~

No matter what, he is just an ordinary person. He has neither super powers nor anything extraordinary. Even if an abnormality occurs in the life of ordinary people, how abnormal can this abnormality be?There's no way he could turn into a murderous maniac.

But this does not mean that the [abnormality] itself does not exist.

Su Hong appeared in the central square at eight o'clock in the evening during game time as usual, and sat down at the VIP performance seat in front of the fountain. After taking out his violin, he casually looked around and sat on the bench where he usually sits. 'Tyrannosaurus rex' was discovered on.

A literal Tyrannosaurus rex.

Because Stolea replaced the 'hood and cloak' with a doll costume and appeared openly in the central square.

The clothes Su Hong originally gave to Storeya included dresses, gowns, Lolita and casual clothes. Naturally, there was also a white subspecies of Dino Tyrannosaurus doll set that he was proud of.

Originally, the clothing that covered the figure in Aincrad was a 'hooded cloak', which was also worn by players like Argo who didn't want their identity to be discovered, but now Storeya is the first to use a doll. Hiding his identity as an 'active NPC', he appears in the central square on time every night.

Storeya's activeness in the background occasionally made Su Hong sigh with emotion——

Sure enough, there is probably something wrong with this AI's brain.

Even so, Su Hong, as a person with a super energy-saving behavior style, naturally would not cause any more trouble to him, and Storeya did not talk to him recklessly just because he was wearing a white Terror Tyrannosaurus suit, so for Su Hong, in the The additional anomalies that appeared in his life after his conversation with Storeya were just the addition of an additional Dinosaur AI listener——

In fact, it's not worth mentioning.

Worth mentioning is his new song!

Su Hong abnormally put the violin against his neck in a normal playing manner. After brewing for a while, he opened his eyes angrily and shouted loudly.

"Don't be too competitive! Just be yourself! If you have to compare! Then compare with laser rain! U!N!BBR!G!R!OUGAY!"

As the rhythmic and demonic music began to play, Su Hong also began to sway his body crazily to the demonic rhythm and music, just like a person from the underworld possessed by a ghost and starting to go crazy in a horror movie.

"Shake!"

This kind of neuroticism is in someone's eyes - and throughout, Aincrad's ability to sing and perform in ways that are so indescribable to him remains viscerally thrilling.

This is true whether it is the shock of the music itself, the shock of his neurosis, or the jaw-dropping that he sang out of tune.

After Su Hong calmed down his heart and breathing a little after his daily seizure in the central square, he put his violin on his shoulders and walked out of the circle as usual, but he heard a series of rapid footsteps approaching behind him. , followed by a slightly anxious female voice.

"Please, please wait a moment."

Su Hong instinctively stopped and looked behind him, and saw a girl with short black hair wearing blue cloth armor and breastplate running up to him and bending down, holding her knees and panting for a few times, then took a deep breath and raised her head. Look at him seriously.

"Although, although it is a bit abrupt, there are some things I want to talk to you about... Ah, I am a guild member of the 'Black Cat Group of the Moonlight Night'. My name is Sachi. This is the first time we meet. Please give me some advice."

Su Hong didn't think of what attitude or words to use to respond to her for a moment.

After all, he had no idea why the girl named Sachi came to him, nor did he know the reason why she came to him instead of hanging out with Kirito - and he originally thought it was Storeya who finally gave up. Yu was active in the background, so he attacked him in his Tyrannosaurus form after he finished his role.

Su Hong decided to put down the violin on his shoulders and remain unchanged in the face of changes.

"My name is Ultraman Tiga, you can call me Triga."

"Mr. Teliga, I know there is a good coffee shop in the town on the third level... Could you please take a break with me at that coffee shop?"

——I was actually approached?

——I am so nervous that people can still chat with me?

——Are you having a problem with your mind like Stolea?

When Su Hong was approached by a cute girl, it was the first time for a grown-up girl to get on the sedan chair. It also made him feel surprised and puzzled, but he also felt that communicating with her would definitely be troublesome.

After all, the girl in front of him was deeply impressed by the posture of receiving lunch in the Sword Art Online anime, and this matter was also related to Grandpa Tong. Although it was basically useless now, he still continued to keep the butterfly wings in order to avoid the butterfly effect. Roll up Storm access and create a fireproof dragon sister for him, so——

"No, I'm a pure milk drinker. I hate coffee and all that."

Su Hong directly rejected Xing's request, picked up the violin again and turned around to leave, but when he turned around, he saw the doll head of a subspecies of Tyrannosaurus subspecies cub appeared in front of him - Storeya's fancy head The sound also reached his ears.

"There's nothing wrong with drinking coffee for a change once in a while! Just think of it as a favor from me! We also want to taste the taste of coffee!"

What is your artificial retard involved in this matter...

"...That's why I think this is a troublesome thing."

Su Hong sighed and put away his violin based on the principle of caring for the mentally retarded. He turned around and looked at the mysterious figure wearing a Tyrannosaurus toy suit who was rejected by the straight ball. He appeared and said a few twists and turns. The girl was stunned for a moment.

"So? Where is the coffee shop on the third floor?"

46. ​​Zhang Wuji is damn right!

If it were in a normal fan fiction——

There are definitely not a few Two-dimensional girls who surround the male protagonist in the time-travel work.

After all, the Japanese animation industry is in a sluggish state, and toilet paper light novels and cute dolphin animations have become mass-produced. As a result, those who still write Japanese fan novels cannot avoid the outstanding heroines in the original works no matter what.

The fan author only needs to arrange a reasonable plug-in for the protagonist he created, and then let the protagonist he created follow the route of the original heroine, describe the interaction between the fan protagonist and the outstanding heroines, and create a story that makes the fan fan A plot where the protagonist can shine...

So, so, so, so, this is a fairly good fan novel.

Mr. Su Hong occasionally has such big dreams.

For example, Keima Keima Katsuraki he met gave him a plug-in that can make him stronger all the time, or the system Keima Katsuragi gave him was [Strongest/All-Pro/Love/Sword Master/Hook/Sign In/Destroy ] and other entries system, allowing him to feed him whatever he wants like a goldfish, until his desire explodes and he transforms into a two-spined ape bulldozer.

It's just that reality is... quite realistic.

Su Hong has neither the power to change the world nor the ability and resourcefulness to change himself. All he has is the power of a keyboard warrior gained from using his keyboard to kill people on the Internet... and the abstract culture of the modern Internet.

Naturally, he had no idea of ​​becoming an Aincrad bulldozer.

Therefore, in the one year since he lived in Aincrad, Su Hong had only a handful of contacts with beautiful girls, and he strictly followed the guidelines that Zhang Wuji's mother said: "The more beautiful the woman, the more likely she is to lie."

As soon as Su Hong sat down on the sofa in the coffee shop, he got straight to the point and said to the Xinghe subspecies of Tyrannosaurus opposite, "So, what do you want to tell me?"

"Ah... that's actually the case," Xing watched as Su Hong organized his words in his mind, and then said seriously, "Mr. Teliga... I actually want to express my gratitude to you. "

Su Hong originally wanted to accept the girl's gratitude regardless of Sanqi 21, and then tell him not to care or block the girl's way with just a little effort - but he did not take this approach after all.

"I actually don't understand what you're talking about, and I don't know what I have to thank you for."

Xing was not surprised by Su Hong's remarks.

Before she sat down on the sofa, she had already thought about many words in her heart, mentally rehearsed the conversation, and was already prepared for him to ask this question.

"Mr. Teliga, you should have served as a training instructor for new players in the Blood Alliance Knights within half a year after the server was launched, right?"

"Ah, ah, this is indeed true... and actually I am still an instructor in the Blood Alliance Knights. It's just that there are no new people coming to train, so I am paid to shit."

"It is precisely because of this... that I want to express my gratitude to you." Xing took a deep breath and then bowed his head to Su Hong to express his respect. "If you hadn't trained my friend, I'm afraid my friend was killed by a monster yesterday... Thank you very much."

"Ah?" Su Hong looked at Xing in surprise, "Is this still my business?"

"My friend said... it was because you used a lot of despicable methods in training that you reacted when you were attacked by ambushed monsters and ran out of the monster encirclement and hatred range in time."

"Ah this..."

Even Su Hong was a little shocked and incomprehensible when he heard the news - to be honest, he really didn't expect that his despicable behavior of beating the novice player with two French sticks would actually have an effect.

At the beginning, he basically regarded "beating up novice players" as a VR game version of a pillow fight.

Su Hong had to show a very subtle expression at this time and said, "Are you sure it was what I did that allowed your friend to survive? Why does it sound like your friend is just trying to comfort you?" Just a joke and an excuse..."

"Although my friend may really mean what you said on this matter, and just said it specifically to comfort me, but... I still feel that I should thank you."

The girl named Sachi took a deep breath.

“Actually, I have always felt that I can’t survive in this game for too long.

Although the friends in the guild are my very good friends in real life, and everyone is happy together, I just hate going out to fight.

Although I am very happy that I purchased the guild's residence through everyone's efforts, I still hate fighting monsters... Even I feel that I should go on with everyone with such half-hearted consciousness. , sooner or later, you will encounter misfortune.

In fact, I am just a coward. I understand this very well. My friend is also a coward like me. She always practices in low-risk areas, and even so, she almost encountered an accident.

So I invite you here not just to express my gratitude to you.

But... I have an important answer that I want to hear from you. "

Su Hong felt... troubled by Xing's series of remarks. He should not have listened to Storeya's suggestion and sacrificed his precious sleep time to deal with the troubled inner emotions of a strange girl.

In the final analysis, whether it is the reason why Sachi's friends can survive the siege of monsters, or Sachi's inner attitude towards this game and life, it actually has no connection with him at all.

He didn't even know who Xing's friend was, nor did he know why Xing came to him and talked to himself about his inner thoughts.

He just fishes and makes trouble all day long in the starting town of Aincrad, and performs a crazy lunatic performance every night...

The only thing that was proactive and might have an impact on the plot was just trying to go to the first-level boss's strategy meeting to kill that idiot who had made his keyboard warrior power soar.

Not to mention that he hasn't actually clicked on the idiot who seduced him into flourishing with his keyboard warrior powers.

——Why do I have to listen to these words?Do I look like a close sister?Do I look like the harem hero in some third-rate toilet paper novel?

When Su Hong raised his hand to rub his temples to relieve his inner pressure, Yukiya finally made enough preparations to face the player who Aincrad players avoided in most situations. , asked the question that she wanted to know the answer from him.

"In your opinion...will we gamers really ever see the light of day again?"

47. Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse~Didi Didi Di Di Di~

In fact, it is not difficult to answer Xing's question.

After all, the question Xing said was just a question, and Su Hong only needed to give a simple "yes" or "no" answer to answer this question.

As for how to realize this problem, in what way, and what is the cost of realizing this problem, it is actually not within the scope of the problem raised.

He and Xing had only met by chance until now, and they were not even familiar strangers who could occasionally meet in a modern urban community. Naturally, he had no obligation to answer this question.

And even if he answers Xing's question, he doesn't have to take responsibility for his answer.

So it's actually a pretty simple question.

But when Su Hong heard this, he became angry and angry, and he raised his hand and slammed the table.

"Damn it! Who knows what you're talking about!"

The few customers left in the shop in twos and threes all turned their attention to him.

"I don't even know where the end of the universe is, so how can I know this!"

Su Hong stood up from the sofa and looked condescendingly at Storeya and Yuki, who had been silent since entering the coffee shop and were wearing T-Rex doll costumes with undisguised disgust.

"Whether you are disappointed with this game or yourself, or desperate and struggling for the future...it has nothing to do with me.