What the hell is this movie theater?

In the final analysis, I am neither the savior of Aincrad nor your intimate big sister. I am just an ordinary person who is outside the society.

I have neither friends nor the idea of ​​making friends, and my activity in Aincrad is undoubtedly a typical loser, whether in real society or in this game.

Why are you trying to get the answers you want from a crazy loser who spends all his time doing nothing but messing around?Am I seriously ill or are you seriously ill?

If you are so seriously ill that you can’t even think of ways to live a happier life, and you can only blame yourself all day long, feeling that your life is bleak and your future is bleak—

Even if Kayaba Akihiko's death game doesn't trap you here, in real life you will be trapped by the disgusting workplace relationships, the constant betrayal between people for interests and feelings, and you don't know when things will turn out like this. I was also suddenly transported to a different world by a dump truck that arrived unreasonably, and then was fucked to pieces!

Don’t think that reality will be better than here!Many people just want to continue living in the real world, and they have already tried their best!Damn you! "

After Su Hong said these words, he turned around and left the cafe. He was upset that he should not have followed the advice of the artificially retarded Stolea and come to the cafe to listen to a stranger, even a paper man who had basically no memory, to order. express her inner thoughts and curiosities.

This girl who inexplicably invited him to the cafe to let him waste his time was the girl who was once very close to Kirito in the original anime, and she was also the original character who received a lunch in front of Kirito.

Even in Su Hong's view, Sachi was just a character who appeared in the original anime, and was just a tool character used to shape Kirito's inner growth. Whether she was her first love or her confidant, in fact It doesn't affect her performance.

Because only when Kirito witnesses her death can Kirito's young heart grow, and the character arc shaped by the plot of the story will become extremely complete.

This is the effect that Sachi embodied in the original work.

Even if we take a step back, the current development in this game has basically nothing to do with the plot development of the original animation, but it will not reach the point where Sachi comes to interview him.

Without Sachi's death, would Kirito's young heart still grow?Is his relationship with Asuna enough to allow him to transcend Aincrad's game system and defeat Kayaba Akihiko?

"Damn it, I must have had eight lifetimes of bad luck to end up in this fucking situation."

Su Hong didn't know how the plot became so weird, nor did he know what he had done wrong to make the butterfly wings flap so violently now - he had been alone for almost a year, I tried to avoid everyone I could, but the butterfly effect was still so strong.

Damn it, where is the [World Correction Power] that often appears in fan fiction?Why don't you fix this quickly?

He has neither the idea of ​​poaching the corners of Grandpa Tong's harem nor the idea of ​​getting along with Grandpa Tong. Until now, his relationship with Kirito and Asuna has only been a casual acquaintance.

All he wanted was that he could spend two years comfortably in Aincrad, and he just wanted to wait for Grandpa Tong to take action to clear the game.

And now?

He really fucked Keima Katsuragi's sunshine and rainbow little white pony.

"Ah...ah, he looks completely angry."

Storeya's voice came from the right, and Su Hong instinctively glanced at her who was still standing next to her in a dinosaur costume. He was not interested in saying anything to her, and just continued to sit in Central Park. On the bench, he looked at Aincrad's false starry sky.

--Yes.

After Su Hong left the cafe, he went to the transfer location on the third floor and used the transfer crystal. He returned to the central square on the first floor, but instead of going home, he sat on a bench next to the empty square. Come down.

Storeya didn't get a response from Su Hong, but she still continued talking with great interest.

"Why didn't you go home? Is it because you are still angry?"

"You're quite annoying."

"After all, I am an AI. From the beginning of the design, I should serve the players. Being patient with the players is proof that I am working hard, right?"

Storeya wore her doll clothes and squeezed in beside him to sit down, saying regretfully but not sadly.

"The New Year event will end in two days... To be precise, it will end in two days and one hour. After the event, I will return to the program space prepared for me inside the system. ”

"That's a really good thing for me."

"But your mood score has dropped again? The mood that was on the rise just now has dropped again."

Su Hong was silent for a moment and then glanced at the dinosaur doll beside him, "Have you been monitoring my emotions?"

"This is also proof of my hard work."

"You are pretending to be a dinosaur doll and saying these fancy words without any restraint. It seems that there is something wrong with your brain - if it doesn't work, just restore your program to factory settings when you go back."

"Hmm! These words are really heartless... I obviously care about you."

"The year-round cold in the Arctic is not colder than what I said with a 37-degree mouth. You didn't expect this before caring about me. This is probably evidence that there is something wrong with your program."

"Yeah! If you keep saying that, I'm going to get really angry!"

"Say... by the way, as an AI, do you need sleep to replenish your energy?"

"Although there are settings to simulate human functions, I can also do [sleep], but in fact it is just program hibernation... Therefore, I don't actually need to sleep."

"Well, it's a bit of a pity. After all, I still need to sleep as a human being - goodbye, I'm going home, drinking a glass of milk and then falling into the arms of the quilt."

"Then...good night?"

Su Hong was silent for a moment, and then said.

"6."

48.Although it’s just a seizure, it’s not a joke.

Mr. Su Hong is a person who has a strong sense of himself and his position is also very clear - he is just an ordinary person who can be seen everywhere in society, and even his psychological problems appear to be very ordinary among the crowd.

After all, love killings and vendettas in modern society are no less common than in ancient times, not to mention that with the advancement of the times, various novel criminal methods have begun to emerge in an endless stream - but compared to real social problems, in It is simply not a problem for individuals living in society to have psychological problems.

Therefore, he is a very ordinary person.

Although he is indeed a keyboard warrior, fighting against heaven and earth on the Internet, and often overturning during battles, his behavior is much better than that on the Internet, not to mention those vultures who use social problems to sell anxiety and eat human blood steamed buns. .

However, this clear positioning did not allow him, who was still working in a stupid company, to understand what he should do. Instead, it made him feel confused, instinctively disgusted and at a loss.

If I had to describe his state in one sentence, it would probably be——

[Party A, do you really understand what effect and plan you want? 】

Therefore, Su Hong quit his job that he thought was stupid, fired his boss, and returned home to become a dead house. He planned to find out the problem during this period. Only by solving the psychological problems in his heart, he would think about the future. Whatever work he wants to do or what goal he wants to achieve, it at least gives him motivation.

But the problem is-

He did not solve the psychological problems that existed in his heart, and was thrown into this death game by a dump truck named Keima Katsuragi just because he was fishing for fun on the Internet.

Su Hong doesn't feel that there is any comparison between himself and the protagonist in the original plot of Sword Art Online.

After all, heroes have been born since ancient times, and the gap in performance between people cannot be made up by things like age and experience.

Perhaps now his performance in the matter of madness far exceeds that of Kiritani Kazuto, the protagonist of the original Sword Art Online anime, and he can blow him up for more than seven or eight streets, but this performance still cannot change the importance of [Strategy Game] and [With People make connections] It doesn’t help on these two points.

Waiting for Kazuto Kiritani, the protagonist in the original plot of Sword Art Online, to clear the game became Mr. Su Hong's reason to act confidently, and letting Keima Katsuragi's so-called "movie viewing body" go to waste became Su Hong's reason. Gentle behavior and having fun.

After all, the argument he had with Keima Katsuraki about the "Kinematic Body" was the beginning of his being sent to Sword Art Online, and Keima Katsuraki created him just to prove their argument about the "Kinematic Body".

Because essentially -

What Su Hong did after coming to Aincrad and the series of things he encountered were all related to the "Demonstration Experiment of the Observer", and this also means that he is still in the "Demonstration Experiment of the Observer" In the experiment, Keima Katsuragi insisted on his own ideas, and was still tit for tat with Keima Katsuragi.

This is "I dare to dismount Guimu Guima, even if I am willing to be killed."

As for the psychological problem that he thinks is a minor problem?Naturally, you don’t need to care too much.

After all, he didn't feel that the reality was hopeless, nor did he feel that his parents owed him anything, causing him to lack family love. Naturally, there were no childhood shadows or sudden accidents that made him despair.

He didn't even think he needed to see a psychiatrist.

Even if he realizes it himself, even if he does not deliberately solve the psychological problems that exist in his heart, he just stays at home, surfs the Internet, and wastes several years of his life for no reason. The psychological problems that exist in his heart, I'm afraid it will collapse as time goes by.

This is just a small problem that can be easily solved, and I don’t even think it is necessary to speak out.

As he said——

There are too many demons and demons dancing around in society, and it is really not possible for him to solve a psychological problem that seems to have little impact on his life whether he solves it or not.

Su Hong has long understood that he and those in the novels claimed to be "ordinary people", but in fact they were set by the author as "big men who are looked up to by the world", "great people who achieve heroic careers", or "completely beautiful" A girl, but an ordinary girl with Akarin attributes, Kato Megumi] is completely different - he is really an ordinary person in the complete sense.

He has no shadow of childhood and no lack of love. Even if he doesn't have a girl he likes, it doesn't matter. Although the family assets obtained through the hard work of his parents cannot make him a rich second generation, it also allows him to have no pressure on mortgage and car loans. ——At most, he would just sell his house in the city and go back to live in the county town near his hometown.

Therefore, making money is just a vague concept to him. The amount of money he makes only affects whether he will be comfortable or not and whether he will enjoy it in the future.

Therefore, his idea before graduating from school was that if he could find a job to make money after graduation, he would do it. If he couldn't make money, staying at home for a few years would only make him a few years older.

Just look for a new job after the mess is over.

Anyway, even if he works at home until he is 30 years old, he still has 30 years of working time after retirement. If the country really implements a delayed retirement plan in the future, then he still has 35 years of working time.

Moreover, he feels that in modern society, it is more realistic to expect that his current house and his hometown's house and land will be demolished by the government in order to get rich through his own hard work.

Mr. Su Hong realized very early that he was such an ordinary person.

Ordinary life, ordinary two-thorned ape, ordinary keyboard warrior, ordinary Zaan pianist, ordinary psychological problems...

The only thing that may not be truly ordinary may be the family capital accumulated by parents.

But this kind of family capital is still very ordinary when compared to a large base in the country or the world.

Of course he is aware of this.

Just like a pure numerical monster like Platinum Star also has a shortcoming of range C, his shortcoming is undoubtedly [ordinary psychological problems], but if others want to achieve such a balanced panel, it will probably take a lot of effort. There is so much effort that one may even need to work hard for a lifetime to achieve the goal.

——It's just that he, an ordinary person, was unfortunately brought into this world by Keima Katsuragi.

Su Hong was lying on the bed holding the [Reviving Saint Crystal] under the moonlight shining in from the window. It seemed that he was carefully studying the appearance of this prop, but in fact his eyes were dull. All kinds of thoughts in his mind were still forming a team in the Qiu Mingshan Mountain in his mind. Illegal racing.

In the Akinayama competition in my mind, one second, Norinori's speech was still leading the audience with "I can't do anything", and the next second, "Damn Keima Katsuragi's ass should be fucked hard by Ji Toushi." Just use the superb technique of drain drift to overtake in corners.

As for which player won the Akinayama competition - no player won.

Because Su Hong casually threw the ultra-rare item [Resurrected Saint Crystal] from the New Year's Easter egg given to him by the artificial retard back into his backpack, closed his already heavy eyelids and turned over on the bed.

"Although it's just a seizure, it's not a joke."

49. What are you doing with only 3000 yuan a month? (Angry

Su Hong's accomplishments in novels, comics, animations, games, and movies cannot be said to be well-read, but in any case, he can be said to have experienced hundreds of battles, so he fully understands what he has done this year. doing what.

The main tone of the Internet society is impetuous. The more impetuous the work, the easier it is to get ahead. This is the fast food trend cultivated in the Internet era - whether it is TV series, movies, animations or novels.

Creating works that use the theme of male-female opposition as a selling point will inevitably bring traffic, and works that sell social anxiety will also inevitably bring traffic. Just like vultures that smell rotten odor, they will swarm as long as there is a little smell. Teams covered the sky to tear apart the rotting corpses.

In his own opinion, Su Hong's crazy behavior in Aincrad was nothing more than "There is no Ultraman in this world", "Golden Chelsea", "Once Upon a Time in the East" or something from earlier years. [Non-mainstream] and others only focus on modern abstract culture, and when the abstract culture is accustomed to and deconstructed by the audience, it will just become the tears of the times like [Jin Jia La] and [The Ultimate Ghost Beast Lanlan Road] .

Even if his "madness" can attract the attention of some viewers, as long as the audience continues to watch it for a long time, the audience will definitely feel "bored" and "uninteresting" at a certain moment, and then leave with a slap on the butt. Without taking away any cloud, it is as if they, the audience, never existed.

——And this is pretty good.

After all, compared to the icing on the scene, the audience's behavior of adding insult to injury and beating the dog in the water is the most common behavior.

Therefore, Su Hong is not worried about whether his behavior can be judged by Keima Katsuragi. It is better to say that his behavior of going crazy cannot be judged by Keima Katsuragi. Instead, it is an extremely unlikely event - after all, he must really represent modern abstract Internet culture. After leaving the country and heading into the universe, he had already made a lot of money on the short video platform through sensational and exaggerated performances on the Internet. How could he be reduced to being a keyboard warrior at home and being flown to Aincrad by a Katsuragi Keima truck? special?

Su Hong, an ordinary keyboard warrior, stopped in his tracks amid the chaos in his mind.

"It's so majestic. It's the headquarters of the Blood Knights Guild."

He was so moved by the magnificent European-style castle that he saw.

Ever since Xinka became famous after he led the players in the strategy team to conquer the first floor BOSS, he formed the Blood Alliance Knights based on the reputation he gained.

As a guild that represents the level of first-line players, the Knights of the Blood Covenant naturally cannot live in the initial town on the first floor of Aincrad like him. Instead, they have moved to a high floor as their residence as they do now.

He has rarely been to such a high floor.

After all, he is only a guild member of the Blood Alliance Knights in name only, and he is just taking advantage of his salary, so naturally he cannot make his presence felt in the Blood Alliance Knights all day long.

Su Hong went shopping and walked to the two players guarding the guild. He casually said to one of the players standing guard, "I have something to do with Heathcliff and Xinka of your Blood Alliance Knights. Let them come out to see me."

"You guy! Deputy Captain Heathcliff is the one you want to see—"

Before the furious player could finish his words, he was grabbed by another player on guard, and he quickly tried to make peace with his colleagues.

"Sorry, sorry, this guy's brain is a bit single-celled. We will go to the group leader and deputy group leader to inform them that you want to see them."

"It doesn't matter," Su Hong waved his hand, "I'm not stingy enough to get angry with you minor characters."

"Sorry, sorry."

The player dragged the colleague who wanted to expel Su Hong into the castle, but the player who was dragged into the castle was obviously not convinced, "Other guilds need to make an appointment in advance when they come to visit. Why can't he? Are you so confident in making an appointment with the president and vice president?"

"Are you crazy?" He replied in a low voice, "He is the [Death Singer] active on the first level... Do you really know what will happen if you drive him away?"

"What will happen? We're just lunatics living on the first floor, eating and waiting to die. We are serious players who fight monsters and have upgraded to level [-]. I'm afraid we can do it just with our current attribute values. Crush him! Besides, we are still two against one! The advantage is ours! We are afraid of what he will do!"

"You won't think so when you are knocked unconscious by him with his French stick and passed by players laugh at you for being a guild member of the Blood Knights.

Do you think there are action systems and sword skills in the circle to guide you in searching for enemies and attacking?You are a player of the Blood Alliance Knights. You have a high level and high attribute values, so it is natural for you to defeat him. But if you don’t win... then you should be prepared to be criticized by others. A month of mental preparation. "

The player was too lazy to pay attention to his colleagues and walked directly to the guild castle.

Originally, they, the players who were standing guard, were standing guard to collect their wages. There was no need to conflict with the [Hotel Beggars]. If there was a dispute and the [Hotel Beggars] went crazy, the two of them would definitely suffer. personal……