I just want to drop out of school

She is so cute, she should cry for a long time after getting punched, right?

In the end, Bai Lan took the initiative to end the "confrontation", turned around to look at the road, and walked towards his seat.

Upon seeing this, Karuizawa felt relieved, but on the surface he snorted like a victorious general. Then, he immediately lowered his head and flipped through the textbook in front of him, deliberately making a rustling noise, trying to cover up his guilty conscience with rude behavior.

In fact, the two of them only looked at each other for four or five seconds.

But even so it was enough for people to notice and see that something was wrong.

What Bai Lan didn't know was that after he and Karuizawa looked at each other, people in the classroom immediately started talking about it.

"What's going on? Shiro-san actually made eye contact with Karuizawa? That's Karuizawa. Although she looks cute, she's fierce and has a sharp tongue."

"Don't forget, Horikita."

"Oh yeah, Horikita is also fierce, could it be that Shiro-san likes that kind of guy? Is the rumor true, he's really a bitch?"

21. Are you in a relationship? No relationship

Bai Lan returned to his seat, sat down, and then thought seriously, trying to come up with a way to dissuade all the girls who tried to express their affection to him without getting hurt.

In fact, the best way is to drop out of school before someone launches a "charge".

But at present, you cannot drop out of school immediately if you want to.

It’s best to lower your favorability quickly.

However, considering the unpredictable nature of the love brain, an "attack" may occur at any time, so you should quickly think of an emergency plan.

Be prepared.

"Why do you look so foul? Did you step in excrement on the way here? You scumbag."

Ding! Your neighbor, Horikita, has sent you an invitation to a battle of jargons.

Hearing the voice, Bai Lan turned around to look over.

I saw the look in his eyes that looked like trash.

For a moment, Bai Lan suddenly felt a little excited.

Don't get me wrong, he just had a good idea.

There is a way!

"Class Beauty Candidate, I need your help!"

"Am I now even questioned as to my qualifications for being 'only in name only'?"

"Because I just found a strong opponent for you. But don't worry about these details. Don't you care about this?"

"But that doesn't sound like you're asking for help."

"To be precise, we are helping each other!"

"What do you mean? I don't think you can help me with anything."

"of course can."

"Tell me."

Bai Lan opened his mouth, then stopped. He subconsciously looked around.

They noticed that many people were looking at their corner.

Bai Lan: "There are many people talking, add me as a friend and talk on the phone."

Horikita looked skeptical: "Are you really not trying to trick me into giving you my contact information?"

Bai Lan: "You're overthinking it. I'm only interested in your mouth, not you as a person."

Horikita: “…”

In the end, Bai Lan got the other party's contact information.

After adding the contact, Bai Lan quickly typed and sent a message to Horikita.

Horikita opened the message to check.

The next second, Horikita's face was filled with murderous intent, and he glanced over coldly.

"Are you kidding me?" Horikita said viciously, squeezing the phone tightly, as if she would hit Bai Lan with the phone if he said a wrong word.

Please note that it is the kind of shooting like hitting a brick, not taking a photo.

There was a text written on the screen of Horikita's cell phone which was still on.

The first two lines read:

"From: Grade 1, Class D - Bai Lan

Content: Horikita, please be my girlfriend. "

There's not even a question mark, it's not even a "request", it's just like a "suggestion".

Bai Lan quickly explained: "No! I am serious, but don't worry, it's just a name without substance, no emotion"

Horikita: "What do you mean?"

If he hadn't fought once yesterday and knew he couldn't break the defense, Horikita would have definitely punched the opponent here.

"Check your phone, there's more below." Bai Lan quickly sent a message.

Knowing that force would not work, Horikita calmed down and used his brain to solve any problems.

She continued reading:

"Horikita, please be my girlfriend.

Anyway, she doesn’t look like she’s looking for a boyfriend. What a coincidence, I’m the same way. I don’t want to find a boyfriend either.”

Horikita who saw this: ???

Until you see the next line.

"And a girlfriend."

Which Chinese teacher taught you to divide text into sections like this?

carry on.

"Although I don't know why, I suddenly feel that there seem to be many girls in our class who are interested in me. I don't want to reject them one by one. It's too troublesome. Besides, after rejecting a group of them, there will be more in the future. Even if I have been rejected, I may still not give up.

There's no way around it, this is the trouble with being too charming.

We don't want to be tied down by useless emotions, nor do we want to waste time dealing with these troubles.

So, we just cooperated with each other, pretending to be boyfriend and girlfriend, and acted as shields for each other.

As long as there are lovers, most of the suitors will be discouraged. If they still don't give up and try to poach the other person without any ethics, when NTR exists, we can kill them without any hesitation.

how about it? "

Bai Lan thought: If Horikita was willing to cooperate, the two of them could serve as shields for each other.

Once other girls know that he has a girlfriend, some girls who are not capable of NTR will definitely give up.

In addition, girls can indirectly learn about Shiranashi's "view on choosing a partner" through Horikita.

Who is Horikita?

Bai Lan came to this conclusion by observing the other party's words and actions.

In appearance, Horikita is a top-notch beautiful girl.

In terms of ability, Horikita has excellent academic ability and physical fitness.

In terms of personality, she is extremely bad. She is a sharp-tongued woman who doesn't care about the lives of others, and a violent person who will resort to violence when she can't argue.

She was assigned to Class D and probably lost a lot of points because of her personality.

Class D is all defective.

But defective products are also divided into different types.

Most of the people in this class are "common defective products", which means they simply lack the ability. To put it simply, they are not good at studying and have poor physical fitness.

Therefore, just comparing "ability" with Horikita is enough to make most girls retreat.

If we compare appearance, there are only two or three people who can compete with Horikita.

As for personality, Horikita is unique in the class.

By the way, Horikita was the only one who refused the invitation and did not go when Kikyo Kushida invited all the girls in the class to a party yesterday!

In short, Horikita doesn't fit in with the other girls in Class D.

Faced with Bai Lan's demanding "view on mate selection", there is no one in Class D who can replace Horikita.

In addition, Horikita's fighting ability and strong personality can ensure that she will not be bullied by her "rival in love".

The job of persuading girls to give up can be given to Horikita. At the same time, Shiranji can also attract the hatred of Horikita's suitors to himself by posing as "Horikita's boyfriend."

Kill two birds with one stone!

However, Shiran didn't know until now that Horikita had no such thing as suitors, at least not yet.

Soon, Horikita finished reading the message sent by Shiran.

Bai Lan stared at Horikita, waiting for his reply with anticipation.

Horikita didn't turn around and tell him the answer in person, but just wrote a message in the same way.

Soon, Bai Lan received a text message.

He couldn't wait to open it and read:

"From: First-year Class D - Horikita Suzune"

“Scumbag! 444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444444 ...

"4" is an unlucky number in Japan.

So, Horikita replied with a simple and crude curse letter.

Bai Lan frowned and typed a reply:

"If you don't agree, then don't agree. Why are you swearing? Ah~ That's right, you can just use your venomous tongue to drive away all the suitors. If that doesn't work, just use violence to force them to leave. People like you who don't care about the mental and physical health of innocent high school boys don't need a shield at all."

send.

I'm not the one who can save you.

"Unlike me, as a boy, I can't beat up the girl who pursues me, right?"

send.

"Sure enough, men and women are not equal. This time it is the men who suffered the loss."

send.

"When will men stand up!"

send.

Sending failed. You have been added to the communication blacklist.

22. New goal! Confirmation of the disease

Bai Lan put away his phone.

It’s better to find another way to lower girls’ favorability and resist “surprise attacks”.

I really hope other girls can be as easy to "get rid of" as Horikita.

Soon, the bell rang.

Class begins.

After thinking about it for most of the class, Bai Lan came up with an idea.

Bai Lan thought of two countermeasures.

One treats the symptoms and the other treats the root cause.

The first thing to do is to treat the symptoms. Bai Lan still plans to find a fake lover as a shield.

Since Horikita doesn't agree, can't he just find someone else?