I just want to drop out of school

As long as there is a strong and useful shield, even if a girl has a good impression of Bai Lan, it will be difficult for her to "attack" him casually.

Next, it’s time to address the root cause.

Because of the unpredictability of love-brain, Bai Lan cannot understand what those girls who like him are thinking.

However, since his erratic behavior like yesterday would make those love-brained people dislike him, he would just not do it in the future.

In addition, he could plan to try other ways to attract hatred and then observe the girls' reactions at the same time.

If it is effective, continue; if it is useless or has counterproductive effects, stop immediately.

In short, you have to lower the girls' favorability towards you. Even if you can't lower it, you have to suppress it, at least it can't explode before he drops out of school.

As for the specific implementation method.

The “root cause treatment” still needs to be explored.

He planned to learn from the boys in the class who had successfully won the dislike of the girls and study their advanced techniques of attracting hatred.

Remove those parts that you really cannot do, then try and verify, eliminate the dross and retain the essence, and finally promote effective means of sarcasm.

It takes some practice to get results.

“Treating the symptoms” can produce immediate results, so let’s talk about “treating the symptoms” first.

Bai Lan thought about it and felt that he had four conditions for finding a fake girlfriend:

First, if he doesn't like you, or even hates you, then it's better. Then you won't...at least in the short term, you won't turn the fake into real.

Second, have a certain ability to protect yourself, so that the fake girlfriend will not be defeated by the love rival and be persecuted;

Third, it has a uniqueness that is difficult to replicate. After all, the choice of girlfriend will indirectly show Bai Lan’s view on choosing a partner. The more fake the girlfriend’s personality is, the more unique it is, and the date will make the rival feel irreplaceable.

Fourth, it can ensure "loyalty" and is controllable.

The reason why there is a fourth article.

One is to prevent the fake girlfriend from not paying attention to the "(fake) love defense battle", causing the rivals to ignore her directly and bypass her to cause trouble for Bai Lan. In this case, the fake girlfriend is almost non-existent.

The second is to prevent the fake girlfriend from using the identity of "Bai Lan's girlfriend" to do some unnecessary things, causing troubles for Bai Lan that affect his plans, hindering him from dropping out of school, or using this identity to do bad things, making Bai Lan, who gave her the identity, feel guilty.

After some thinking.

What's more, Bai Lan actually found a suitable target!

The person he was talking about was none other than the hot girl leader who dared to look at him with a fierce look today.

After class, Bai Lan went to the seating chart to look at the other person's name.

Karuizawa Megumi.

From the way she glared at Bai Lan fiercely in the morning, it could be seen that she had no romantic feelings towards Bai Lan and was even somewhat hostile towards her.

Complies with the first clause.

As a hot girl, maybe even a little gangster, most girls don't dare to mess with her because she has the ability to protect herself.

Article 2: Comply.

The attribute of being the hottest girl is rare, and she is the only one in the class.

Moreover, she has a hot temper and violent personality, which also makes her difficult to approach.

It's just that Horikita is like a piece of solid ice. You won't get frostbitten if you don't touch it.

But Karuizawa makes people feel like a ball of fire. As long as there is any flammable material around her, she will consume it.

However, compared to Horikita, she is still at the normal level of being "difficult to get along with", and can still make friends everywhere.

She is also very pretty and cute, and her looks are almost as good as Horikita's, making her a strong contender for the title of class beauty.

Article 3, in compliance.

In addition, Karuizawa may also have suitors.

Among the suitors of the hot girl leader, the probability of a guy who values ​​force above all else seems to be greatly increased!

Finally, number four.

How to ensure "loyalty"?

Common interests?

Or is he threatening me with some leverage?

Bai Lan planned to observe the other party carefully.

Find out what interests the other party has.

Or if you find out that the other party has done something bad, you can use evidence to force her to cooperate.

If the other person is really a little gangster, she will do something bad, right?

For example: forcing classmates to "borrow money", bullying weaker classmates, etc.?

If he gets evidence that the other party has committed a crime, then he can use the other party without any psychological barriers.

Just think of it as “re-education through labor”?

Time flies by.

The time came to noon.

The lunch break in Japan is very short, only one hour. Basically, you eat, wash up, and chat for a while, and then class starts.

Although Bai Lan has been in Japan for half a year, he is basically just a nominal student at school and has rarely been there, so he is not very familiar with the actual situation of Japanese students' lunch.

Bai Lan has a habit of scouting out the environment he is in, and subconsciously observed how the people in the class solved their lunch problems.

Most students choose to take out the food they have prepared in advance. I don’t know whether they bought it from a convenience store in the morning or made it themselves. They move a table together with some good friends, and eat and chat together.

He found that his classmates' lunch boxes were all cold and did not have much sauce.

The reason for doing this.

The first is that food is less likely to spoil in the absence of moisture and at lower temperatures.

The second reason is that the smell of food will evaporate along with the water. The faster the water evaporates, the stronger the smell. Strong smells may cause some disturbance to others. Cold food with less water can suppress the smell of food as much as possible.

In Bai Lan's opinion, such food is okay to eat occasionally, but eating it frequently is a torture.

During meals, if he doesn't have something warm in his stomach, he will feel that no matter how much he eats, he will still feel empty inside, as if something is missing...

At this moment, Bai Lan suddenly had an inspiration.

If he eats strong-smelling food in the classroom, will it reduce the girls' favorability towards him?

After thinking about it, Bai Lan decided to put it aside for the time being.

What if this is once again misunderstood as a “Man, you’ve managed to get my attention once again” scenario?

Or, just imitate first, and then think about surpassing.

In addition to bringing your own lunch box, you can also go downstairs to the cafeteria or go to a convenience store.

Bai Lan chose to go to the cafeteria to eat something hot.

On the way out of the classroom.

When a few girls were moving a table, they blocked his way.

He took the opportunity to do an experiment.

"You are blocking my way." Bai Lan said.

Faced with such an impolite tone, the girls didn't seem angry at all. Instead, they said "sorry" one after another, then smiled happily and made way for him.

(Girls: It’s funny how Bai is not good at using words!)

This made Bai Lan feel guilty and uncomfortable.

Not only am I not angry when being treated rudely, I feel happy.

too weird!

Steady!

Confirmed.

It must be love-brained, that's right.

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Bai Lan arrived at the cafeteria and ordered beef ramen, which was served quickly.

Note: Less soup, heavier ingredients.

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After picking up the meal.

Bai Lan brought some free purified water.

Then, in the surprised gazes of the ramen chef and other students who loved ramen, he poured purified water into only half a bowl of ramen, until the hot, thick soup became only slightly warmer than Bai Lan's lips and had just the right saltiness.

Just like that, the ramen was not hot at all, tasted just right, and was ready to eat.

The Japanese advocate "simple food".

The characteristic is - less!

Therefore, their bowl of ramen doesn’t actually have that much noodles.

Afterwards, Bai Lan first ate a few pieces of beef to whet his appetite, and then devoured the entire bowl of ramen in two or three bites, hardly chewing it at all, giving the feeling that the food was just stuffed into his throat.

Do you know what "tornado suction-style noodle-sucking" means?

In order to show respect to the chef, Japanese people will deliberately make a "sizzling~sizzling~" sound when eating ramen.

Bai Lan's respect was even greater, and the sound was "Gudong~Gudong~".

With just a few "gulps", Bai Lan had devoured a bowl of ramen.

After eating, Bai Lan ran to "add more noodles".

Japanese people believe that soup is the essence of ramen, and noodles are just condiments.

Therefore, many Japanese ramen restaurants offer free extra noodles, but charge extra for soup.

The ramen stalls in school cafeterias also follow this industry rule.

In five minutes, Bai Lan refilled his noodles twice and finished his lunch when he felt 70% full.

After finishing lunch, I gained some legendary points of "Ramen Destroyer Dragon" and a wave of hatred from ramen lovers in the cafeteria.

When Bai Lan finished eating and returned to the bottom of the teaching building, the lunch break had just passed by ten minutes.

Bai Lan went upstairs and walked towards Class D classroom.

He was walking around the corner leaving the stairwell.

At this moment, a person suddenly jumped out from the corner and rushed towards the place where he was about to arrive.

Someone actually ambushed me?

Did someone finally get the urge to beat him up?

Which strategy is this the result of?

Is it "taunting the class"?

Is it "riot"?

Or is it “bullying the class beauty”?

never mind,

Open up and fight!

The opponent's impact speed was not very fast, it was mainly sudden.

People who react a little slower are more likely to be hit.

However, Bai Lan's reaction was not slow, even faster than most people.

He turned his body sideways and reached out to accurately grab the opponent's clothes in front. Then he would do an over-the-shoulder throw or something like that and throw the opponent to the best shooting position for the camera.

He just reached out to grab the other person's collar and was about to embarrass himself, but at this moment, he suddenly saw the other person's appearance clearly.