[Xing: Wait, the simulated universe is shutting down? What about my plane accessories?]

[March 7: Don’t worry about plane accessories at this time!]

[ScrewGum: Haha, I can see that Black Tower is just playing a trick on me.]

[Wendy: In other words, the real meaning of the last sentence is "I never regarded you as cold iron." Your friendship is really deep. I suddenly feel a little sympathetic to the person who was deceived by you two in a joint exercise.]

【You bad guy! 】

【Fu Xuan looked at Jing Yuan's projection, with a helpless look on his face: "General."】

[Jing Yuan still had that smiling expression: "How is it?"]

【Fu Xuan: "You bad guy!"】

[Xing: If you ask me, this is not a scolding at all, but a reward! So fierce, I will replay it a hundred times and make it a ringtone for my cell phone!]

[Ying: You’re right. Words like idiot and fool are just nicknames. After hearing them, I’m going to become a bad guy if I’m not already a bad guy.]

[Paimon: Wow, you are indeed the ones.]

[Lisa: I feel a bit like Kaeya teasing Klee.]

[Kaia: Oh my, I'm not like that.]

[Klee: That’s right, Brother Kaia is a good person!]

[Qingque: If you ask me, Master Taibu's height is not good. He has to raise his head to scold people, and his momentum is gone in an instant.]

[Wendy: After thinking for a long time about how to curse, the little cutie who could only come up with the word "bad guy" can be seen to have no knowledge reserves.]

[Fu Xuan: Damn it! You bad guys!]

[Xing: It sounds good, I love it, please listen to it again!]

【Zuan White Dew】

[Bai Lu put her hands on her hips: "Pfft, pfft, pfft, you big-headed ghost! You are a medicine jar that needs to be punished. Look, I will whip you so hard that your parents won't recognize you!"]

[Xingqiu: This one's attack power is much higher than before, it's like a god of war.]

[Sambo: Rofu's strongest fighting force!]

[Jing Yuan: Fu Qing, you can learn some skills in this area from Long Zun.]

[Xing: Still so fierce, hit me, I want to be hit!]

[Ying: So mean, fierce, and cute.]

[Bai Lu: It doesn’t hurt to praise him a little more.]

[Paimon: Is this a compliment?]

【Angry Robot】

[The traffic light robot said to Xing in a mechanical voice: "You can't even answer such a simple question, you rubbish! Study for a few more years before trying again!"]

[Ahaha: The protagonist appears!]

[Wendy: Great pronunciation!]

[Qingque: Hahaha, that's too direct.]

[Padofils: Wow, that's exactly the same speaking style as Jie.]

Chapter 41: Ti Xiaoliang: Searching for Mount Xumi

[Alicea: Indeed, the words used by Qianjie are similar to his usual ones.]

[Mebius: Qianjie? I don’t think it can compare to Qianjie. I’m afraid that everything that comes out of Qianjie’s mouth needs to be muted.]

[Qianjie: ****, ****! ]

[Mebius: Yes, just like that.]

[Paimon: I'm really curious about how you usually get along with each other.]

[Einstein: I think this robot is very similar to Dr. Tesla. Could it be the work of Dr. Tesla from that world?]

[Tesla: Hey, Chicken Coop Head, I can't pretend I didn't hear you. I will never develop something so featureless!]

[Kiana: This robot is already very distinctive, for example, when it speaks, the first and second half of the sentence have a mechanical rising tone, and those two words are particularly pronounced.]

[Ahaha: Rubbish!]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Himeko: I'm a little curious about what Xing was doing at that time.]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Walter Yang: Maybe he just enjoys being scolded.]

[Xing: Even for me, for such an ordinary robot... I have to replace it with Master Fu Xuan!]

[Fu Xuan:?]

[Aha: The purity is too low!]

[Keqing: To be honest, if we only talk about the lethality of words, Black Tower’s words are more powerful.]

[Heita: Of course, I am a member of the genius club, so I am no exception in this regard.]

[Fu Xuan: I don’t think this is a compliment.]

[Ahaha: Being sarcastic is good, but some people can’t understand why they are being scolded, and it must be more satisfying to say it directly like this robot.]

[Ying: Indeed.]

[Aha: Okay, say it with me, Nanook, you ***!]

[Ahaha: Tsk, what a bummer.]

[Congratulations to Xing for obtaining the special skill [Garbage!], after using it, you can more easily find strange things when rummaging through the trash can. ]

[Ganyu: This... is a very strange skill.]

[Xing: Not bad, not bad.]

[Paimon: Hey, do you like it?]

[March 7: Ever since she came to Beloberg, she has been particularly fond of rummaging through trash cans, and no one can stop her.]

[Dan Heng: Maybe I just awakened to my true self.]

[Ahaha: It is said that somewhere in the galaxy, if you carry garbage with you, you can open an invisible portal.]

[Qingque: Really? I don’t believe it.]

[ScrewGum: I think I've heard this rumor before.]

[Xing: Good! Looks like I have to carry my trash with me.]

[March 7: No! I don’t want to be seen as a weirdo like you!]

[Xing: Hehehe, this is not up to you.]

[The next video is called "Genshin Impact Character Demonstration - [Ti Xiaoliang: Searching for Xumi]"]

[“What is this?” Ti Xiaoliang fumbled under the tree and picked up a mushroom. “Red umbrella, white stem, can I eat this?”]

[He carefully observed the mushroom in his hand and began to explain: "The only way to determine whether a mushroom is poisonous is to eat it (×)."]

[When Ti Xiaoliang moved the mushroom away, everyone saw a Xumi man caressing a tree tenderly, as if he was caressing his lover.]

[He was still mumbling to himself: "Beautiful Miss Mushroom~"]

[Apparently, he had taken some mushrooms and was hallucinating.]

【Ti Xiaoliang stood up: "A very good one, a demonstration, it's poisonous, huh."】

[At some point, a group of mushroom beasts appeared behind Ti Xiaoliang.]

[“You can study this patch of strange mushrooms.”]

[“After death, this thing is often scattered on the beach (referring to the dropped materials). It is very flat and round. Europeans and Americans call it: sand dollar, which translates to: sand dollar.”]

[Ti Xiaoliang didn't care about these mushroom beasts. He kicked up the Thunder of Identification. The next moment, this action turned into an L2D portrait, but a man who looked like a Tibetan fox was photoshopped onto Ti Nali's face, and the words [Infinite Xiaoliang] were written on the side.]

[While attacking the mushroom beasts that attacked him, Ti Xiaoliang kept muttering to himself.]

[“Wow~der~”]

[“This mushroom looks like a little chicken.”]

【“Hey~ Grab the bamboo shoots.”】

[While releasing his elemental combat skills, he even sang a song: "Wearing a flowery slap tie, on the first day of the first lunar month, the old lady loves to watch the lotus lanterns, burning incense, lighting candles, jasmine jasmine flowers, big red flowers, and the crabapple flowers in Jiangxi?"]

[The blue mushroom beast was shot away by Xiaoliang's arrow, and tears flowed from its eyes. ]

【“Blue and thin mushroom.”】

【Ti Xiaoliang gave his own evaluation: "Ugh, the dead rotten jokes suddenly attacked me."】

[He put away his bow: "I can't stop you now, right? I'll give you a warm reminder, go wherever is cool."]

[Just then, the sky suddenly became overcast, and soon it began to rain heavily.]

[“It’s time for everyone’s favorite water monkey. Everything can be a water monkey.”]

[A frog jumped into the pond—"This is the dry pot water monkey."]

[A mushroom beast seemed to have drawn strength from the rain and gradually grew larger. Its shadow even covered Ti Xiaoliang's entire body - "This is a mushroom water monkey. It can enlarge and shrink. It's amazing."]

[Ti Xiaoliang draws out the bow again: "Apart from being big, there's nothing special about it."]

[He released an elemental burst: "So sometimes you see on the Internet that fungi are closer to animals than to plants. How close are they? That's how close they are."]

[“It feels like the British prince played by Yu Qian. You stick your butt out and face sideways, and the shots hit your face and buttocks accurately.”]

[Tinari's split arrows hit the mushroom beast's face and buttocks, easily defeating the giant mushroom beast, but he touched his ears in confusion, not understanding the principle of the mushroom beast's enlargement.]

[“Even the experts can’t explain this phenomenon.”]

[A distorted array of colors enveloped Ti Xiaoliang's vision. The next moment, he opened his eyes and sat up suddenly.]

[He loosened his grip, looked at the mushroom he was holding tightly, and realized that everything that had just happened was a dream.]

[“It’s like my fart smells like green apples. I always encourage people to smell it, but I don’t.”]

【So Tinari picked up a pen and wrote down his experience. 】

[“I have published a new book, “Illustrated Guide to Xumi Creatures”. Some people said that they never remember to read it after buying it. It’s okay, just buy it. People are desperately buying it.”]

[After the video ended, the screen played Tinari's original PV and some Liangji biological identification. ]

[Cole: It’s me!]

Chapter 42 Identification of Xumi Popular Biological Video

[March 7: These two people are so compatible!]

[Sino: Even their sharp tongues are the same, there is really no sense of disobedience.]

[Keqing: Tinari... is the ranger of Xumi Daocheng Forest, right? I've heard that he's a very reliable person.]

[Kole: That’s right, Master Tinari often helps those who are unfortunate enough to die in Daocheng Forest… Even if those people get into trouble because of their own stupidity, Master will teach them very strictly.]

[Xumeren A: Gua, don’t make me recall this!]

[Paimon: He actually used two very strict ones, and this person's reaction... I'm a little curious about what Tinari will say.]

[Tinari: Oh? Do you want to come to a wilderness survival skills lecture? You are welcome anytime.]

[Paimon: After all, forget it.]

[Ying: But with Paimon's greedy personality, is it true that he won't eat poisonous mushrooms?]

[Star: Red umbrellas, white poles, after eating, lie down together. Lie down, sleep in coffins, and then bury the mountain together. Bury the mountain, cry and shout, the whole village comes to eat. Eat, there are umbrellas, the whole village lies down together. Lie down, bury the mountain, let's dry together. Dry, white poles, umbrellas grow on our bodies together.]

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