[Paimon: I'll go! I'll go and listen! Are you two really going to team up to scare me?!]
[Ying: Paimon is my guide. We must not be ignorant of mushrooms when traveling in the rainforest. Don’t treat poisonous mushrooms as ordinary mushrooms, or even think that they were just not cooked thoroughly after being poisoned, and send us to the hospital repeatedly.]
[Paimon: Stop talking! If you keep talking, I will never dare to eat mushrooms again!]
[Nashida: There is nothing wrong with what Tinari did. It is very dangerous to operate in the rainforest. If we do not use a strict attitude to make them remember safety awareness, someone will definitely die due to carelessness.]
[Senuo: In fact, dealing with Tinari doesn’t have to be stressful. Anyone with a clear mind will be able to understand Tinari’s easy-to-understand explanations.]
[Tinari: Wilderness survival guides are also a form of knowledge, and getting people to accept knowledge requires skill. Pointing out the other person's mistakes and the interests involved is much more useful than simply giving advice.]
[Tinari: It's a pity that there are always people who never change their ways. My major is botany, and helping people grow brains is not my specialty.]
[Esther: You and Ms. Black Tower will definitely have something in common.]
[Wendy: That’s a very emotionally intelligent statement.]
[阿哈:提纳里与小亮为同一人证明——1.两位都很博学;2.都研究生物知识;3.毒舌;4.偶尔嫌弃别人脑子不行;5.没一起出现过。]
[Sambo: Perfect proof process!]
[The next video is still about Tinari’s secondary creation, and even like the previous video, it is about Mr. Liang’s secondary creation. ]
["[Genshin Impact] Identification of Xumi's Popular Creatures Video"]
[The video begins with a sentence spoken very quickly: "Identify the popular biological videos of Xumi." ]
[After a ding sound, the first video that Tinari wants to identify appears. ]
[The video is titled "[Travel Record] I saw a big chicken in Xumi. Does anyone know what it is called?"]
[This is a video posted by Ying. Of course, she did not use her real name online, but gave herself the nickname [Traveler in Xumi].]
[Ying is taking a selfie, but the focus of the video is not herself, but a huge chicken behind her. ]
[While filming, she sipped her saliva: "Wow, what a big chicken! I wonder how much poultry meat it will produce."]
[“Paimon, let’s go, let’s have a snack today!”]
[Tinari paused the video and began to explain: "The biological name of this in the video is the Emerald Flying Fungus. It is a kind of mushroom beast, and in the long process of evolution, it has acquired strong animality and intelligence comparable to that of animals."]
[“Also, it’s not a chicken. It won’t produce meat, let alone lay eggs. I hope travelers can be more reasonable. If you push it too far, be careful that it will hit you with a basketball.”]
【Ding! 】
[The second video is titled "[Travel Records] Teacher Xiaoti told me that this chicken is a mushroom beast, but why doesn't it produce poultry meat?"]
[Ying has already defeated the Green Feathered Terror Fungus. She is puzzled: "Teacher Xiaoti, why doesn't this chicken drop poultry meat?"]
[Tinari paused the video: "No, it's a mushroom! A beast! Not a chicken, okay."]
【Ding! 】
[The third video is still from Yingfa, and the title of the video is [Travel Records] I understand the reason, but why doesn’t it drop poultry meat? ]
[Ying stands in front of the earth vein flower that was generated after defeating the Green Feathered Fear Fungus: "Teacher Xiaoti, this chicken..."]
[Before she finished speaking, Tinari paused the video. ]
[Then he turned his phone around and looked at the camera with a big smile on his face.]
[The next second, he began to hit the camera hard, as if he was hitting Ying's wooden head.]
[Sino: Help! The fennec fox is attacking people!]
[Xing: Let’s play for a while, bro.]
[Qingque: His smile is so scary, it reminds me of Taibu-sama who caught me at work.]
[Ying: Teacher Xiaoti, why doesn’t this chicken drop meat?]
[Paimon: Stop it, Traveler. My blood pressure is going to rise if you keep talking.]
[Xing: Aren’t you curious about the taste of this thing?]
[Paimon: If you say so...]
[Xing: Teacher Xiaoti, you see, some people don’t know how to distinguish mushrooms!]
[Paimon: Ah, you are stinging!]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: Mushrooms can actually evolve into this state. Life is truly miraculous.]
【Ding! 】
[The fourth video is titled "I went out to look for ingredients, and got hit by the ingredients. It hurts so much."]
[Xiang Ling looked at a mushroom-beast that was about the same size as her and fell into thought: "Should I use pepper and salt or garlic flavor..."]
[Before Xiangling could finish thinking, the mushroom beast's attack hit her.]
[“Wow! Today’s ingredients are so fierce!”]
[Tinari paused the video: "The mushroom that hit people in the video is called the Land-Walking Water True Mushroom. It is also a mimicry made of spores. Its characteristic is that it runs very fast. I know what you are most concerned about. This thing can be eaten, but it tastes very bad, so it is not recommended to eat it."]
[Walnut: Help! The food is hitting me!]
[Xiangling: Walnut?!]
[Hu Tao: Hehe, I was just imitating.]
[Paimon: By the way, can this thing actually be eaten?]
[Xiang Ling: There are no bad ingredients, only chefs who can't cook!]
Chapter 43 Diluk? Crocodile!
[Keqing: With this philosophy, it’s no wonder Wanmintang is so popular.]
[Xiao Gong: I heard that in Liyue, everything that can be eaten is eaten, and even the inedible things are made into medicine and taken. It seems that this statement is not groundless.]
[Xiang Ling: It’s not that exaggerated.]
[Yun Jin: But don’t you like cooking with slime gel?]
[Xiangling: That, that is...]
Her face flushed, veins popping out on her forehead, as she argued, "Slime gel can't be considered as being indiscriminate with ingredients... creative cooking!... Can being a chef be considered as being indiscriminate with ingredients?" Then she said something hard to understand, like "there should be no distinction between expensive and cheap food" and "you must maintain an absolute passion for cooking", which made everyone laugh: the exchange area was filled with a happy atmosphere.
[Paimon: Speaking of which, Mondstadt is in danger of a dragon disaster. Would Xiangling want to come to Mondstadt and cook the Wind Dragon?]
[Xiang Ling: …]
[Paimon: ...You're not going to?]
[Xiang Ling: ...I did have this thought...]
[Paimon: Are all the chefs in Liyue monsters?!]
[After watching the video, Tinari switched the camera to himself and started promoting the products: "If you are interested in these plants and animals, you can read this book I wrote called "Rainforest Biology Illustrated Book". It is a conscientious book. I hope everyone will buy it desperately."]
【Ding! 】
[Tinari continued to identify Xumi creatures. This time the video was still fluorescent. She filmed a large group of furry animals sleeping on the grass.]
[“This animal is called Yak-Yak-Camel Beast. I always feel that this name was given by the Mond people. It has a very gentle personality, but if you bully it, it will fight back.”]
[“As the name suggests, people in Xumi use it to transport goods. Large caravans often have a large camel team and use it as a symbol of wealth.”]
[Dixia: I remember I rescued a man from a camel beast. When I asked him, I found out that he thought the camel beast was easy to bully, so he wanted to tease it. As a result, he was pushed far away by the angry camel beast and couldn't move.]
[March 7: It's amazing that he is still alive after being carried for such a long distance by such a big animal.]
[Wendy: Haha, but I have to say, when I think about it, Yak-Yak-Luk-Beast really sounds like a name that the people of Mond would come up with... Luoluomei, Hook-Hook Fruit, Dudulian, Count Rabbit, Bouncing Bomb, Booming Spark, ah, and Barbara and Barbatos!]
[Barbara: Eh? How can I be put together with Lord Barbatos?]
[Hu Tao: It may not be named by the Mondstadt people. I remember that the winter man who often came to see Zhongli was named Tartaglia.]
[Young Master: ...Couldn't it be that the people of Xumi gave it this name? Xumi is also called Dun Dun Tao.]
[Aha: a reduplicated word, disgusting.]
[Lisa: It is said that scholars of the Sumerian School studied documents from all over Teyvat and came to a preliminary conclusion that reduplication can make a name sound cuter. I think it actually makes sense.]
[Ying: No wonder little Keri is so cute!]
[Kumi: Are the Knights of Favonius here? Take this guy away quickly.]
[Kaia: Okay, we'll go right away.]
[Ying: No!]
【Ding! 】
[The title of the next video is "Don't you think this color scheme looks like someone else's? (laughs), the photographer is a person with the nickname [Really impatient]]
[The content of the video is very simple, just a crocodile in the water. ]
[“I saw someone comment under this video saying that this thing looks like Diluk wearing new clothes. How is that similar?”]
[“The scientific name of this creature is the Crown of Thorns Crocodile. It is a very ancient creature. People once worshipped it as a messenger of God. Its characteristic is the crown on its head. It is very ferocious and will bite people. Don’t provoke it easily.”]
[Kaia: Not only does he look like me, he also has a similar personality—very fierce and will bite people, haha, that’s me.]
[Diluk: ...Boring. If you have nothing to do, come and help deal with the dragon disaster.]
[Paimon: But this crocodile really looks like Master Diluk! When you squint your eyes, they are exactly the same!]
[Charles: This back view is too similar, especially the crown. From a distance, it looks exactly like Master Diluk's ponytail. It's so similar that I didn't find it strange when he told me at the beginning that it was Master Diluk.]
[Diluk: Charles, you don't have to come to work tomorrow.]
[Charles: No, Master Diluk, I was wrong!]
【Ding! 】
[The next video was posted by [It's the Scout Knight! ], she was filming a flower: "Teacher Xiaoti, I saw a very beautiful flower, what is it called?"]
[Tinari paused the video: "This is Patisalan, a very holy and noble flower, which usually grows near Xumi City. It has very strict requirements on the growing environment, but the stamens can be made into precious spices."]
[After the introduction, Tinari realized something: "This questioner seems to be Cole's friend, his name is Amber, right? Amber, welcome to Xumi."]
[“But I want to remind you, if you are in the forest, don’t use the fire element at will, it is very dangerous. I also heard that there is a little knight in Mond who is good at blasting. She... probably didn’t come. Otherwise, I am afraid my workload will increase again.”]
【Ding! 】
[In the next video, Klee is running happily on the grass in Xumi: "Clang clang! Klee is here!"]
[She pulls out a bomb: "Boom bomb!"]
[Tinari made a panicked sound: "Wait, wait, don't!"]
[Vendy: Haha, was the last one sent by Albedo to let Teacher Ti know that Klee has reached Xumi?]
[Xingqiu: Huh? Isn’t the poster of the last video called Bai Ke? Could it be…]
He finally knew who his illustrator was.
[Klee: It’s over, it’s over! Bombs are going off in the city, report to the detention room; bombs are injuring people, Jean is here; fire is set on the mountain, Klee is over... woo woo...]
[Kaeya: Little Keri, you haven't been to Xumi, and you haven't set the mountain on fire, right? So you won't die.]
[Klee: Really? That's great!]
[Qin: Alas, Klee’s reputation has spread to Xumi...]
[Lisa: Actually, I think it’s better to worry about Ms. Alice than worrying about Klee.]
[Qin: This... you are right.]
[Congratulations to Tinari for receiving a copy of "Notes on the Illustrated Book of Sea Monsters". ]
[Tinari: A book about creatures from another world? That's a pretty good reward.]
Should I really write a book about the creatures on Xumi... It seems like a good idea.
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