Chapter 44: Fifteen seconds to tell you why you don't use Jeppard to run the map
After creating Tinari twice, the screen shifted its focus and started creating someone else.
[Bronnie Horse]
[Before anyone in front of the screen could start thinking about the meaning of the title, the video started playing. ]
[The content of the video is very simple - a player controls Bronya to run around in the Black Tower Space Station, and after opening a door, she runs into a dimensional piggy bank.]
[Piggy Bank quickly ran away after seeing the player, and the player controlled Bronya to use an attack to enter the battle, but when the bullet hit the pre-aimed position, Piggy Bank had already run far away. ]
【Finally, the piggy bank entered a portal and ran away completely.】
[Bronya stood there in a daze.]
[Then the screen quickly played the second video "Fifteen seconds to tell you why you don't use Jeppard to run the map." ]
[The content of the video is also very simple - the player controls Jeppard to run around in the fairy boat, and also hits a piggy bank. ]
[Jeppard's attack action was not shooting like Bronya's, but punching. However, Jepppard's punching speed was not fast, and the attack distance was very short. In the end, he was unable to enter the battle and let Piggy Bank escape. ]
[After the two videos ended, some comments were displayed on the screen. ]
[Today I chased after Brother Jie with my military boxing skills but failed to catch him.]
[I chased it all the way and even used two combat skills, but it finally ran away. ]
[Silver Wolf looked at it and shook his head, Duck looked at it and shed tears, Raven looked at it and saw the arrow feathers return.]
【What happened to +12sp? 】
[What kind of armor is that piggy bank? ]
[Very disabled! Very disabled! I have said it so many times, the opponent's piggy bank armor is broken, now he is very disabled, one shot will kill him. ]
[Don’t mention it. I, Old Yang, followed him with a cane and knocked him all the way. He was in a very bad state, but he still ran away.]
[I never use Jeppard to attack monsters, because his arms are short, and before he can hit the monster, the monster's axe will hit me.]
[Although Seele's stealth assassination is great, Bronya's gun sense is really good. 】
[Bluebird: Dodged countless hunters’ guns?]
[Ahaha: Don't worry, I paused the video so that the Piggy Bank won't run away.]
[Wendy: There are still many good people in the world.]
[Masked Fool A: Stupid, have you forgotten that you can't affect this screen at all?]
[Aha: Aha, this is really embarrassing.]
[Kiana: I didn't expect that the Bronya in the other world couldn't even hit a pig. Our Bronya's shooting is really strong!]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Seele: It seems you are still far from perfect. You need to keep practicing, Bronya.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Cocolia: This is not Bronya's fault, it's clearly a game design problem.]
[Tesla: So Cocolia from the other world has this kind of personality... It doesn't seem strange.]
[Esther: This is not an ordinary pig. It is called a Dimensional Piggy Bank. It is an interdimensional creature lost among the stars. It spends most of its life eating and running away. Travelers who encounter it may even regard it as a good omen. It is normal that they cannot catch up with it.]
[Tinari: What a strange creature.]
[Xiangling: Can I eat this pig? Is it delicious?]
[Walnut: As expected of you.]
[Paimon: I want to know the answer to this question too!]
[Black Tower: warm in nature, sweet in taste, inedible.]
[Xiang Ling: ...How could this happen? What a pity.]
[Kiana: Come to think of it, Bronya in another world also has this turbine hairstyle, and there are 3 of them. Is this Bronya's fate?]
[Silver Wolf: It’s very suitable, isn’t it? At least I think it’s very good.]
[Sambo: Haha! Jeppard, are you waving your hands to drive away the Pioneer Piggy Bank in order to protect it from being bullied? You are so gentle, I am crying.]
[Shiluwa: Hahaha! Little Jiejie, you have come to this day too!]
[Jeppad: Why are you also... Oh, forget it.]
It seems that he also needs to learn long-range attacks.
[Silver Wolf: Come to think of it, in this game, can't you stab the enemy from behind before they notice you, and then kill them halfway?]
[Rosalia: You understand very well.]
[Rosalia: Ah, a name similar to mine!]
[The screen quickly played another video.]
["Precious Information on Running for Moderator of the Mentally Handicapped Forum"]
[It’s still a video of players chasing after a piggy bank, but this time the protagonist is Xi’er. ]
[The player was simulating the universe. When he saw Piggy Bank, he immediately activated Xier's secret skill and entered the invisible state. Unfortunately, he was a step too late. Piggy Bank discovered Xier before she became invisible and started to run away.]
[The unwilling player still tried to chase after the enemy with normal attacks, but the Dimension Piggy Bank had already escaped into the portal. So with the "help" of the automatic enemy search, Xier swung her sickle and chopped at the destructible object beside her. The next second, the virtual soldier not far away chased after her and chopped Xier directly.]
[After entering the battle, the player lost the initiative due to this mistake. ]
Seele felt that her words asking Bronya to continue practicing were like a boomerang, flying back and hitting her.
The woman named Cocolia is right. This is not her problem, it must be a problem with the game design.
[Xing: Wow, it’s the long-lost triangle kill!]
[Silver Wolf: This is a turn-based game. I didn’t expect that a turn-based game could have such smooth combos.]
[Paimon: Haha, it doesn’t look like acting.]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Seele: Huh? I'm not that stupid!]
[Paimon: I'm not talking about you, I'm saying this person's behavior doesn't seem like an act, so don't get so excited.]
[Sambo: Maybe it just hurts. Lies don’t hurt people. The truth is the sharpest knife.]
[(Honkai Impact 3) Seele: Sambo, you! You wait for me!]
She is indeed not good at using her brain, but she would not do such a thing.
[Wendy: In this set of operations, it can be said that no action is redundant.]
[Gui Naifang: Indeed, if there was even a little mistake, the show wouldn’t be so effective. I guess I need to work harder in my future performances.]
[Qingque: Xiao Guizi, you are already very good. Don’t underestimate yourself. It has become my habit to go watch your performances when I get tired of playing cards.]
[Fu Xuan: Tired of playing cards?]
[Qingque: Ah, I mean, I’m tired from work!]
[Ahaha: At the moment of breaking the box, it would be better to have a big lottery and destroy it.]
[Sambo: As expected of you, you are the God of Joy. It seems I still have a lot to learn.]
[Xing: Guess why I don’t smile?]
[Su Chang: Is this the wolf in front pretending to sleep to lure the enemy? I finally learned it!]
[Gui Naifang: I was able to make Shang Shang learn such a difficult sentence. I was moved to tears.]
Chapter 45: Honkai Impact rd Female Idol Group
[The name of the next video is "Honkai Impact 3rd Female Idol Group"]
[“The world is so splendid and brilliant. We firmly believe that the future will remain splendid and brilliant. This azure planet will continue to be just like yesterday, carrying our brilliant civilization towards the next vast tomorrow.”]
[“But before the bells of tomorrow ring, the death knell tolls, and the god named [Houkai] brings disaster, destroying everything that belonged to us in the past, without a trace of mercy.”]
[The blue planet is spinning quietly in the universe, but since when, more and more flames are burning on it, turning the planet into a red color that symbolizes destruction. From a distance, a giant woman is holding the earth, like a toy.]
【The end is coming.】
Kevin stood quietly in front of a tree: "Even if thousands of years have passed, I will never forget the blood and tears of the day when civilization fell."
[“I made a promise to her, and to everyone, that no matter what the cost, humanity will defeat the Honkai.”]
[His eyes were full of determination.]
[The scene changes. Walter Yang has blood on his mouth, but he still opens his arms and resolutely attacks the Herrscher of the Sky: "Tyrant of the sky, witness the stars being shattered!"]
[The scene changes again. Otto stretches out his hands, with a smile on his face: "Hersher, Honkai Impact, are just the cornerstones of my long-cherished wish."]
[The pictures just now flashed by, and finally condensed into a line of words - However, only those who have money can accomplish their goals. ]
【The background music becomes silly. 】
[Posters fall from the sky, pressing Kevin, Walter, and Otto to the ground.]
[Otto picked up a poster and looked at the idol on it: "It seems that being an idol is quite profitable... Let's debut!"]
[Kevin covered his face and sighed: "Alright... no matter how much... I have to pay, I will defeat Honkai."]
[Walter looked at the two people beside him with a face full of shock: "Are you crazy?! It's impossible no matter how you think about it!!!"]
【Dreams cut through despair.】
[After a transition, three dark figures in short skirts appeared on the screen.]
[The next moment, the shadow faded, and the true faces of the three people hidden underneath emerged.]
[The first one is Otto, who is wearing a purple shirt and a white skirt. He looks confident: "Karen, just watch me blossom on the stage!"]
[The second one is Kevin, who is wearing a white dress decorated with blue flowers like a wedding dress: "Mei, no matter how much it costs, I will defeat Honkai!"]
[The third person is Walter, who is wearing a black skirt, covering herself with her hands, with a shy face: "You two should wake up! Why are you wearing such shameful clothes?"]
[Einstein: ? ]
[Dr. Mei: …]
[Fu Hua: ...Kevin?]
[Bluebird: Eyes, my eyes!]
[Rita: I didn't expect the Bishop to behave so naturally. It's better to say that he is worthy of being the Bishop.]
Also, if I am not mistaken, the poster that the bishop picked up is of Lady Yulandel.
I saw something good today.
[Ahaha: Haha, this is the Big Three of Honkai Impact 3? Love it. Bishop, I am your fan!]
[Wendy: He was so serious one second, and he became like this the next. Haha, I am dying of laughter! I want to write a poem to pass on this scene.]
[Theresa: Grandpa...grandma in women's clothing?]
[Otto: If Theresa likes it, it's not impossible.]
[Tesla: Haha, Joachim, you have such a reluctant expression on your face, hahaha!]
She rolled on the ground with laughter.
[Qiana: This Kevin is from the previous civilization. He is the same age as the monitor. Otto is also very old. Only Teacher Yang is the youngest. No wonder he is the most sober.]
[Fu Xuan: Sure enough, even in other worlds, immortality will bring disaster.]
[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Himeko: Phew.]
[Xing: So exciting, so exciting, seeing Uncle Yang wearing a short skirt is worth the money I paid for the ticket!]
[Pam: Passenger Walter, it's okay, the conductor will not discriminate against your hobbies.]
[March 7: Haha, sorry, Uncle Yang, I really am...hahaha!]
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