[Mebius: Little Grayshu, I did that to save time and money...]

[Dr. Mei: Hey, you and Weiwei are both like this... Kevin at least promised me that he would not take the initiative to eat convenience foods when there are other options.]

[Mobius: ...Tsk, don't show off this in front of me.]

[Ailixia: With Kevin's physical condition, can you really eat hot noodles during team building? I really hope someone can save your food.]

[Ailixia: Haha, maybe one day Kevin will hold the cold noodles and make a promise that no matter what the cost, he will definitely eat hot noodles.]

Chapter 49 New Year’s Lucky Draw!

[Su: Have you forgotten? Kevin has the Holy Fire Judgment, and he can use it to heat at any time.]

[Siegfried: So this is the origin of the Holy Fire Judgement. Moreover, I didn’t expect that besides me, there would be someone else who would use it this way.]

[Kiana: Now I remember, when I was a kid and I was hungry, my dad would cook for me using the Holy Fire Judgement!]

[Theresa: Siegfried? Is this how you take care of your children?!]

[Siegfried: This... this can't be helped. I don't know how to cook.]

[Kiana: Although my dad’s cooking is not as good as Mei’s, it can still fill my stomach.]

[Raiden Mei: Kiana...]

She decided that she would make sure Kiana had enough to eat in the future.

[There was no moment of mourning for Kevin whose dark history was exposed. The next person to appear on the screen was the Red Kite Immortal, Fu Hua.]

[On the cover, Fu Hua, dressed as the Red Kite Immortal, has a sunny smile on her face and gives a thumbs-up.]

["Honkai Impact 3rd New Year Theater-New Year Lucky Draw"]

[Fu Hua: This is... me?]

[Kiana: What's wrong? Squad leader, you are the Red Kite Immortal who protects Shenzhou. This video is called the New Year Theater, and it is obviously related to Shenzhou. It is normal for you to appear.]

[Kiana: Although I rarely see you smile like this, but since it’s the New Year, it’s not surprising to be happy.]

[Alicea: Oh, Hua rarely smiles in the future?]

[Fu Hua: No, I’m not thinking about that. I’m just curious… why am I involved in the lottery?]

To be honest, she is still very confident in her luck.

[The video begins with a red kite flying through the sky, while on the ground, a sweaty Kiana sighs, "Oh, this is the nth world we've been in. If we can't find our squad leader, we should just go home. She can swim back by herself anyway."]

[Then, Kiana suddenly thought of something and looked at Theresa who was wearing ancient costumes: "Hey, Auntie, why do we have to dress like this?"]

[Theresa glared at Kiana with dismay: "You silly niece, of course it's to make it easier to find Fu Hua."]

[She looked at the Red Kite Wing floating in the air: "By the way, Teacher Red Kite, where is this place?"]

[Red Kite Wing immediately perked up: "Hey, kid, you don't know."]

[She cleared her throat: "Ahem, let me, the teacher, explain it to you."]

[“According to the words on the stone, this place is called Ouhuang Mountain. However, according to the records in the classic book “Shenzhou Tongjian”, there is no place with this name. So, where exactly is this place? What do the words Ouhuang mean? Does this place exist? Teacher, based on…”]

[Kiana sighed as she watched the Red Kite Wings start to talk a lot, looked around, and pointed to a place not far away in surprise: "Aunt, look, it's so lively over there!"]

[Theresa also immediately decided to follow Kiana to watch the fun, maybe she could find Fu Hua's trace.]

[Kiana: Wow, Auntie, you look a lot smarter after putting on Shenzhou's clothes!]

[Theresa: You stupid niece, what do you mean by looking much smarter? Don’t I look smart now?]

[Kiana: Well...]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Jizi: Theresa, please don’t make things difficult for Kiana.]

[Teresa: What do you mean? How did I embarrass her? Do you think I'm not smart?]

[Raiden Mei: This...]

[Alicia: It doesn’t matter. Kevin isn’t that smart.]

[Aha: Stop calling yourself Theresa and change your name to Delisha.]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: The principal also has Kaslana's blood. Could it be... that this is the fate of the Kaslana family?]

[Paimon: Wow, there is such a terrible bloodline in the world. Fortunately, I am not from the Kaslana family.]

[Ying: Paimon is stupid to begin with, it would be dangerous if he had this bloodline.]

[Paimon: What? I'm going to get mad! I'm going to give you an ugly nickname!]

[Ying: It’s okay, being silly is also cute. Come on, I’ll take you to eat sweet flower-stuffed chicken.]

[Paimon: That’s more like it.]

[Amber: Little Paimon, you've been fooled again.]

[Kiana and Theresa soon came to the place where the crowd gathered. It was a booth. Otto was standing on the booth showing a lottery box with the picture of Fu Hua with a sunny smile on the cover. The plaque behind him read "Emperor of Europe Lottery" in four large characters.]

[He shouted to the crowd: "Take a look, take a look, endorsed by an immortal, fair to all! The lucky draw is done by the European Emperor, and it never fails!"]

[Theresa was very surprised: "It's Grandpa! Why is he here?"]

[Kiana laughed so hard that tears came out: "Hahaha, the European emperor actually asked the class monitor to be the spokesperson for the lottery, hahaha."]

[A Homu walked up to the booth, and as soon as he stretched out his hand, a golden light appeared - the Valkyrie of 9S that he had drawn directly, a girl with her hair combed into two cabbages.]

[Otto did not miss this opportunity. He shouted even louder: "Haha, look! It's 9S Valkyrie again. What are you still hesitating about? Come and become the King of Europe!"]

[Kiana was instantly moved: "Wow, it really can come out, I want to go too, if I can draw the Queen of Fountains, I can keep the Red Lotus level!"]

Theresa sighed: "Oh, I want to smoke, but we don't have any money..."

[At this time, the Red Kite Wing slowly flew over, and she didn't stop talking: "Did you listen to what the teacher said just now? If not, the teacher will say it to you again."]

[A light bulb lit up above Kiana's head: "Aunt, I've got an idea."]

[She leaned close to Theresa's ear and told the story. Theresa listened and nodded in agreement.]

[The screen gradually dims, and when it lights up again, Kiana and Theresa have put on sunglasses and masks and come to Otto's side.]

[Kiana approaches Otto: "Boss, my sister has always had bad luck since she was a child. Can I really win in one try in this activity?"]

[Otto's face was full of confidence: "Good afternoon, ladies. Our shop is based on integrity. We hold lucky draws and you can always get top-quality items. Do you want to try? Ten consecutive draws only cost one or two silver coins!"]

[Kiana was a little embarrassed and pointed at the Wings of the Red Kite: "Silver? I forgot to bring it when I went out today, so I'll use this talking pigeon to pay for it."]

[Kiana directly tied up the Red Kite Wing, who was lecturing her to respect her teacher, and handed it to Otto.]

Chapter 50: Shangxian Brand Warm Jacket

[Otto was silent for a long time, looking very embarrassed: "Hiss...Ah, well, that's just right. I want to raise some small animals recently."]

[However, the video soon revealed his true thoughts - this was the wing of the super rare mythical beast Red Kite, and he had made a fortune.]

【Theresa: "I'll go first!"】

[She activated the lottery box, and just as Otto advertised, every draw was a 9s-level item.]

[Soon, Theresa's tactical eyepiece analyzed the principle of the lottery box - this lottery box can absorb the luck of people two miles away and forcibly change the result of the card draw, which will result in all other areas being fully guaranteed to have supplies and no drops in the dungeon.]

[Theresa immediately began to expose her grandfather's illegal behavior and told the truth about the dark side of the lottery box.]

[Otto panicked. He stopped Theresa and waved his hands frantically: "Hey, there's a small problem at the scene. Let's go to the commercial first and be back soon!"]

[(Honkai Impact 3: Star Dome Railway) Walter Yang: As expected, as expected, I knew that Otto must have bad intentions! ]

[Xing: You are worthy of being Uncle Yang! You understand Otto so well.]

[Xing: By the way, is there any big guy who can help me develop the function of this lottery box and install it on my phone.]

[March 7: As a member of the train crew, how could you do such a thing?!]

[Silver Wolf: You actually want to use this kind of tool to forcibly change the result of the card draw. Where is your gaming soul?]

[Ahaha: I suddenly became curious, what will happen if everyone uses this function, haha, should we do it?]

[Xingqiu: So Ouhuang Mountain is literally the Mountain of the Ouhuang. Wait, why did I so easily accept that the Ouhuang refers to a person with good luck? What is the origin of this name?]

[Aha: It was Fuli who did it. You suffered a memory attack.]

[Theresa: Kiana, what are you doing? If I'm not mistaken, you are definitely secretly taking treasures out of the lottery box in the video!]

[Kiana: Hey.]

Anyway, it’s Otto’s stuff, it would be a waste not to take it. She did nothing wrong in the video!

[Kiana: By the way, this Red Kite Wing is actually a super rare mythical beast? Why do I always subconsciously think that this is something that everyone has.]

[Vendy: It must be super rare. It can fly and talk... The Traveler is the only one in Teyvat who has Paimon.]

[Paimon: Humph, I am much more powerful than that guy called Red Kite Wing.]

[Ying: But she has more knowledge than you, and her guidance ability is better than yours.]

[Paimon: What? Why don’t you just go find her?]

[Ying: Just kidding, I will never abandon Paimon, you are my best friend!]

[Ying: Besides, you can also be used as emergency food.]

[Paimon: Traveler! Give me back the feeling I just had!]

[Otto's time-delaying advertisement begins to play. ]

[Otto's voice sounded as the narration: "500 years ago, China suffered the largest cold wave in history. Ice and snow covered the sky and everyone was in danger. However, there was a mysterious woman who was calm and unmoved. She was——"]

[Fu Hua turned around in the ice and snow: "To deal with the cold wave, all you need is a warm jacket of Shangxian brand."]

[Otto's speech speed began to speed up: "Shangxian brand warm jacket, Tianming's first fairy magic warm equipment, thousands of years of innovative research and development, gathering top fairy magic. The new Cunjin F5 processor automatically adapts to 968 kinds of harsh weather, even if you encounter an ice pig, an ice king, or the owner of the refrigerator, you can handle it with ease."]

[A giant dragon frozen in ice appeared in the video. It was Benares, who appeared in "The Last Lesson". Next to it, Rita was toasting with her stand-in.]

[The next second, Rita was chased by Bella who was wearing a warm coat and had to run away. ]

[Benares: "In the past, the owner of the refrigerator always brought people to bully me, so I didn't dare to move. Since I got the Shangxian brand warm coat, I don't have to be afraid of her anymore!"]

[“The last 100 pieces. The last 100 pieces left. What are you waiting for? Order now.”]

[Kiana: "Then where can I buy it?"]

[Otto: "The Shangxian brand warm jacket has been added to the Tianming value gift package. Buy it now and get a free gift..."]

Theresa interrupted him: "Grandpa!"

[(Honkai Impact 3: Star Dome Railway) Walter Yang: And give Otto as a gift?! Who would buy this? I don't want it even if you pay me!]

[Alicia: Hahaha, Hua, you can also help endorse the advertisement.]

[Sambo: It's not shameful to make money.]

[Fu Hua: ... This is not me. My coat is just an ordinary piece of clothing. It doesn’t have this kind of cold-resistant function.]

[Rita: The owner of this refrigerator mentioned by Benares... could he be talking about me?]

Why do they persecute a weak S-class Valkyrie like her? She is clearly the master of Ice!

[Ahaha: Discount 1 and get 1 pieces of Shangxian brand warm coats for free.]

[(Honkai Impact 1rd) Bronya: Really? , Thank you, Beloberg really needs such a treasure.]

[Paimon: No, whether it's the Shangxian brand warm coat or what Aha said, they're all lies. Even I can't be fooled by such things.]

[Arata Ichito: What? It’s actually a scam! Damn illegal merchants! And damn scammers!]

[Kiana: I always feel that the personality of the other Bronya is a little different from what I imagined.]

[Ahaha: Hahahaha! You are really funny! Here you go!]

Bronya saw a pile of coats falling from the sky and piling up outside Klipper Castle.

[Black Tower: Sure enough, this is something that the Joy Society would do.]

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