[Theresa took off her disguise and looked at Otto with anger on her face: "How can there be a lucky draw box in this world? You are lying again, right!"]

[Otto didn't expect to see his granddaughter here: "De, de, de, Theresa?!"]

[“Haha, granddaughter, stop making trouble. Grandpa is trying to earn New Year’s money for you.”]

【Not only was Fu Hua, who was at the booth, unable to hold back, she said, "Principal? What a coincidence, you're here to buy groceries too."】

Theresa became even angrier: "Fu Hua! We have been looking for you for so long, but we didn't expect you to be here doing bad things with Otto!"

[Fu Hua turned around awkwardly: "Um, isn't this a vegetable market with a promotion? Haha, sorry, I went to the wrong place. I'll leave first."]

[Kiana: "Class Leader, come back here!"]

[Fu Hua walked over to Kiana and explained: "Well, we agreed to just take a few photos, so..."]

Chapter 51: Chiyuan Immortal, I Didn’t Lie

[Theresa: "You are too reckless. Do you know what the consequences will be if you use this lottery box?"]

【Fu Hua’s face was filled with questions: “Raffle…box? Didn’t Otto say he was endorsing the rice cooker? How did it become…?”】

[Otto walked to Fu Hua with a chuckle: "Great Immortal, long time no see. Would you like to try your luck in the New Year's lucky draw?"]

[As he spoke, he pushed Fu Hua to the side of the lottery box.]

[Fu Hua couldn't help herself and tried to use the lottery box, drawing out 9S-level items one after another.]

[Her whole demeanor changed, and she looked at the golden light in the sky with tears in her eyes.]

[“Oh my god, I shipped it, shipped it, shipped it!”]

[“I’ve never gotten such a lucky 9-draw combo, a 10-star weapon, a -star stigmata!!! Most importantly, there’s also the Taixu Divine Sword, which I’ve never drawn before!!!!”]

[She covered her face like the person in The Scream: "Help me, why why why why why did I get such a perfect ten-draw! What if I can't get one in the future!"]

[Raiden Mei: Why did the monitor come back as soon as Kiana said that even though she was about to leave?]

[Alicia: Hahaha, Hua, are you letting yourself go?]

[Fu Hua: Alas.]

Maybe, she shouldn't appear in Ouhuang Mountain, but should stay in the non-chief pit.

[March 7: Exactly the same as the star who got the good relic.]

[Paimon: Travelers sometimes become like this after coming out of the Holy Relic Secret Realm.]

[Padofils: I didn’t expect that in the future, Ah Hua’s luck would still be so bad. Have you forgotten my “How to Get Good Luck”?]

[Padofils: If you forget, I'll tell you again - keep your head down when you walk, so you can definitely pick up money! When you pass by a vending machine, squat down and take a look, there must be coins that accidentally fell in! Usually, walk with cats more often, and you will always find good things! Put a coin in your chest bag, it can block bullets at critical moments. If you encounter an enemy you can't beat, run away, and stay alive. Chat with Sister Eden often, and you will get a lot of gems. Stay away from Brother Jie.]

[Kevin: If you encounter an enemy you can’t defeat, just run away. Is it important to stay alive…]

[Fu Hua: ... Phyllis, I remember I told you a long time ago that instead of getting good luck, it's better to say that these are all about how to make yourself richer.]

[Fu Hua: Besides, these methods will only work for you.]

[Padofils: Oh, they are almost the same. And luck is like, uh, what's your word, Ahua...if you are sincere, your wish will come true?]

[Fu Hua: That’s not how this word is used…]

[Kiana: Wow, the monitor's old friend seems to be very lucky.]

[Padofils: Hehe, my luck has always been good, this is my only strength.]

[Otto: Don’t underestimate my old friend. Although she is usually unlucky, she will never lose in big things.]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Walter Yang: Although I hate Otto, what he said is indeed correct.]

Perhaps Fu Hua just used up all her luck in trying to stay alive.

[Fu Hua quickly regained her senses. She pointed at Otto and said, "No, this is impossible! What kind of evil trick is this lottery box?! Tell me now!"]

[Otto began to stammer: "Ah, because Ouhuang Mountain is a place of outstanding people and beautiful scenery. This treasure chest was, um, born in accordance with Feng Shui."]

[Theresa: "You're talking nonsense again! Fortunately I brought this!"]

[She stretched out her round hand and pulled out a robot from her four-dimensional pocket: "Lie Detector Titan!"]

[Kiana looked at the Titan that began to move on the booth with shining eyes: "Wow, Auntie, what kind of treasure is this?"]

Theresa laughed triumphantly: "Hehe, this is the messenger of justice who can tell all lies!"

[Fu Hua's tone became more serious: "Otto, let me ask you again, where did this lottery box come from?"]

[Otto continued to repeat what he said before: "Tsk, this lottery box came into being because of the Feng Shui of this place..."]

【Tita punches Otto in the face.】

【Fu Hua: "Humph, you're lying."】

[Otto: "Red Kite Immortal, I did not lie."]

[He moved back as he spoke, but the Titan's hand flew out and knocked him off the booth.]

[Kiana: "Wow, Auntie, your treasure is really useful."]

[Theresa: "Hehe, of course, I'm the smartest Valkyrie!"]

[Titan hit Theresa's head hard, causing her to scream in pain.]

[Fu Hua: …]

After hearing Otto's words, "Red Kite Immortal, I did not lie," she felt a little headache.

[Kiana: Hahahaha! Auntie, you actually, actually, haha! This Titan is really smart!]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Bronya: Poof.]

[Teresa: Damn it! Stop laughing!]

[(Honkai Impact 3) Himeko: Yes, no matter what, at least give Theresa some face.]

[Tesla: This polygraph Titan looks really good, it has my style, I guess I made it.]

[Einstein: Dr. Tesla, Anti-Entropy has limited funding, please do not waste time and money on this kind of junk product.]

[Tesla: Ah, chicken-coop hair! You actually said my invention is rubbish! Damn, if only Anti-Entropy had more money! ]

[Aha: Since you are short of money, why don’t you debut in women’s clothing like your leader?]

[Sambo: These two are women, so their effects will definitely not be as good as Mr. Walter's. I think it would be better to let Mr. Walter make a comeback.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Walter Yang: I have never debuted in women's clothing!]

[Suddenly, the entire Ouhuang Mountain began to shake, and behind the exhibition stand, a huge red kite wing appeared.]

[That day, people finally remembered the horror of being dominated by the Wings of the Red Kite, and the people who had gathered around the booth suddenly ran away without a trace.]

[Kiana: "Something bad has happened! Teacher Chiyuan has gone berserk!"]

[Otto's face was filled with despair: "Ah, it's the Nian Beast, the Nian Beast! The ferocious beast that destroys everything in the legend of Shenzhou has appeared!"]

[Theresa: "Is it because no one has listened to her teachings for a long time?"]

【Fu Hua: "Be careful, she's coming!"】

[Red Kite Wing used her special skill [Spiritual Destruction], causing everyone to hold their heads in pain during her sermon.]

Chapter 52 Don’t you still have the crystal?

[Fu Hua, who had collapsed to the ground during the Red Kite Wings’ sermon, suddenly heard another voice—“Valkyries, get up and fight!”]

【Fu Hua: "This time, it really has already..."】

[A man in blue stood in the crystal and rubbed his fingers: "What nonsense are you talking about, Chi Yuan Immortal, don't you still have the crystal?"]

[Fu Hua used 648000 crystals to purchase a [Nicholas David Collection Supply Card], restored to his prime, and began to fight the runaway Red Kite Wing.]

[Finally, Kiana, Theresa, and Otto ignored the fighting Fu Hua, happily said New Year's greetings to the screen, and went home to eat dumplings. ]

【Fu Hua: "Hey, come and help! Ah!"】

[Tesla: What the hell is going on here.]

Who is the man who appears at the end? Why can I restore my strength by buying a supply card with crystal from him? What are crystals?

There are so many things to complain about.

[Einstein: What a magical world bubble.]

[March 7: The previous content is outrageous enough, but I didn’t expect that there is something bigger to come.]

[Sambo: The forced perfect ending of eating dumplings makes this video even funnier.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Bronya: I think this ending is pretty good.]

[Kiana: Without the Great Perfection, wouldn't the squad leader still be fighting alone against the rampaging Red Kite Wings?]

[Alicea: Haha, a world where only Hua is injured appears!]

[Congratulations to Hua for obtaining the "Nicholas David Collection Supply Card". Please develop your own usage method. ]

[Pattofilis: Oh wow wow, tell me what this thing is for?]

[Fu Hua: I just felt it, this supply card has many uses. It can be used to restore strength like in the video just now, and it can also be used to exchange for some precious items.]

[Fu Hua: In addition to this, there seem to be some hidden functions.]

[Otto: Congratulations, old friend.]

[(Honkai Impact 3: Celestial Railway) Walter Yang: No one dares to accept your congratulations. Are you planning to get this supply card again?]

[Otto: I won’t do anything that might anger the screen, and don’t forget that at the end of the video just now, I sent New Year’s greetings to everyone in front of the screen.]

[(Honkai Impact 3rd) Walter Yang: This is like a weasel paying a New Year's greeting to a chicken.]

[The next video is called "The Tacit Understanding between the Five Warriors on the Cloud"]

After seeing the four words "Yunshang Wuxiao", many people's heart beats uncontrollably faster due to their excitement.

[Kiana: Cloud Five Warriors, what is that?]

[(Honkai Impact 3: Celestial Sky Railway) Walter Yang: That is a famous legend in the history of the Immortal Ships. Five heroes from the Cloud Cavalry of the Immortal Ships gathered together to fight together. They were collectively known as the Five Heroes of the Cloud. With these five people as the leader, the achievements they made are endless.]

[Su Chang: That’s right, the Five Warriors on the Cloud drove away the Buli fleet that invaded Talassa, destroyed the alliance between the Houyhnhnms and the Wingmakers in the Abundant Alliance, rescued the Jade Palace Immortal Boat, and defeated the living planet Jidu Mirage, preserving the Alliance’s eyes gazing at the sea of ​​stars... It’s a pity that they fell apart after a brief reunion of no more than a hundred years. The heroes scattered, the old friends died, and there were even dark rumors suggesting that one of the five would fall and betray.]

[Gui Naifang: It’s amazing that you can remember it so clearly.]

[Su Chang: Hehe, I have a wish to listen to a storytelling in Luofu. After all, the special skills of Mr. Xi Yan, the storyteller of "Bu Ye Hou", are all here.]

[Su Chang: One time, when Mr. Xi Yan was about to start, you were doing some acrobatics on the street, so I had to deal with your problems first and I didn’t get to listen to the storytelling.]

[Zhongli: I didn’t expect Miss Suchang also likes to listen to storytelling.]

[Fu Xuan: As long as people continue to tell the stories, the stories of heroes will continue forever, and the best era of the Alliance will continue forever.]

[Jing Yuan: My former enemies are either dead or captured, and my old friends have all gone their separate ways. Thinking of this, I am indeed an old man...]

[Blade: There are five people, and three costs... Jing Yuan, you are not one of them.]

[Ying: Wow, it's the Riddler!]

[Xingqiu: I always feel like this is a very complicated story.]

[The video begins. Ren, who should now be called Ying Xing, squats on the ground, looking at the TV cabinet in front of him and the router on top of the cabinet.]

[He turned around and looked at Jing Yuan behind him: "The WIFI suddenly doesn't work, right?"]

【Jing Yuan nodded: "Ah, yes, it suddenly stopped working last night."】

[Jingliu, standing by, crossed his arms and said, “I’ve used this router for many years.”]

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