Sun in the Star Iron, my marshal mother
Author: Maoyu Sheep Milk
Summary:
I, Lin En, the Prince of Xianzhou, the War Marshal of Gramer, and the Envoy of Pleasure, just want to compete with Qingque with my superiors in a battle of wits and courage and slack off, but after traveling through time, there is a system called Aha in my mind.
I, Ahaha, the Joyful Star God, found a strange soul after climbing a tree. Let me see... Star Railway? Here comes the fun!
As long as you make choices that make Aha happy according to the happiness system, you will get rewards
Cosplay Otto selling the "Holy Grail" to Uncle Yang; reenacting the past of Luofu with the Star Core Hunter; Chang Letian reciting the poem "I really want to be Miss Tingyun's dog" in front of Tingyun; performing "The three-year period has come, welcome the prince back to the throne" with Fu Xuan at Estelle's house; fighting with Robin in front of Sunday; helping Ruan Mei "give birth" to life; swapping the transformation device of Liuying with the remote control of the jump*
According to Fuli's records, he is the Luofu Judge who shoots the plague with the full bow of the emperor, he is the Ash Fire King who recasts the God Meteor and kills the moth, he is the ancient dragon king who devours the sun and kills the eternal night, he is the sword-wielding white wolf that Jingliu looks back at and cannot see, he is the end of the evil ghost that kills the nothingness in the country of Chuyun, he is the iron cavalry commander of Gramer who burns the sky! He is
Aha: He is my favorite emissary. Fuli, you cameraman, don't come and steal my treasure.
吾身判官,帝弓满弦射丰饶
Chapter 1: The weight of knowledge brings peace of mind
Fairy boat Luofu, starry sea.
This can be said to be the busiest place in Luofu, with frequent trade and personnel exchanges. It is located at the junction of the major caves in Luofu, and is known for its flowing department stores and rare treasures.
However, in any beautiful place in the Milky Way, unpredictable discordant sounds will appear, and it takes the efforts of the Earth Observer to restore these discordant sounds to normal and compose the music of life.
Just like today...it was a nice sunny day, and it should have been a good day. At three o'clock in the afternoon, Lin En, the deacon of the Land and Resources Department, was sitting in the Never-Ending House, drinking tea, listening to books, and slacking off while waiting for the end of get off work. He was so happy.
Although many old Luofu masters of the Zhenglan flag of the Xianzhou said that this Xianren Happy Tea was an extremely unhealthy junk drink with high calories, it was completely inferior to the soda soy milk that had been fermented for a hundred years.
But Lin En thought that since he had already sent the Immortal Seed, why bother with such things? Not to mention that the Immortal Happy Tea was iced and there was no calorie sticker on it.
It doesn’t mean zero card!
Drinking Xianzhoudi's "fragrant tea", Lin En, who had learned the essence of slacking off from Qingque, listened to Mr. Xiyan's storytelling with great interest.
"The last book said that at that time, Luofu was invaded by evil creatures from the sky, and there was a Jianmu coiled inside the ship. Emperor Gong Siming summoned the righteous army to restore peace to the world..."
But just when Lin En was happily listening to the story, the sound of a fierce argument suddenly sounded outside the store. He sighed helplessly, put down the Fairy Happy Tea and walked out.
How come I still get work when I'm slacking off here? It's really hard to be a deacon in the Diheng Division. I might as well quit and go to the Shiwang Division full-time. His boss, Sanwuji Niang, has wanted him to work full-time for a long time.
Hehe, Xueyi, my Xueyi, one day I will commit crimes against my superiors and abuse public resources for personal gain!
There are seven departments under the jurisdiction of Luofu. The Yunqi Department is in charge of military armament, the Tianbo Department is in charge of navigation and trade, the Taibu Department is in charge of divination and strategy, the Gongzao Department is in charge of development and manufacturing, the Danding Department is in charge of medical treatment, and the Shiwang Department is in charge of trial and punishment. Although the Diheng Department is in charge of people's livelihood, it actually manages everything.
As the saying goes, Comrade Dihengsi is a brick and can be moved wherever he is needed. Comrade Lin En must now perform his duties as the deacon of the Dihengsi to maintain public order.
"Zaman, you're a moron!"
"Akora, you too!"
When he went out, he saw two barbarians arguing with each other with red faces. Lin En, who was listening nearby, roughly understood what was going on.
The two barbarians wanted to buy some entertainment technology from the Immortal Boat and return home in glory, but the waters of the Immortal Boat were very deep and the outsiders had no control over it. As a result, each of them was cheated out of half of their total assets and only bought some junk.
Then the two of them came back to check the accounts and became anxious!
It is just like the old saying of Xianzhou: "Beside the sleeping dragon there must be a phoenix chick"
After a heated discussion, the pair, who were penniless, decided that the matter could only be resolved through their civilized tradition - a duel.
Seeing that the two men were about to fight, Lin En knew that he could no longer watch the show. Arguing and fighting are completely different in nature, and if a fight really started, he would be in trouble.
"Don't fight, don't fight. What era is this? Are you still smoking... No, are you still dueling?"
Lynn walked out from the crowd and flashed her identification badge.
"I have learned about your cases. Soon, the Hengsi will arrest the perpetrators and recover your losses. Please stay calm."
Akela seemed quite excited when he heard this: "This is not a matter of loss, this is about our dignity!
We have lost all our wealth due to greed, and we are too ashamed to face anyone. We must fight to wash away the shame of one of us!"
mdzz.
Although Lin En really wanted to say so, there are countless civilizations in the world and all kinds of customs are possible. If he is not careful with his words, he might be accused of "developed civilization gaze" and "racial discrimination", and then he might lose his iron rice bowl.
[Option 1: Boring, I want to see a river of blood. Let the two fight, and if you use verbal provocation to increase the intensity of the duel, the reward will increase... Reward: Delicious Crab Patty Secret Recipe]
[Option 8700: Bring smiles to everyone with a duel. Take the initiative to challenge the two and win... Reward: Blue-Eyes White Dragon Gold Card worth million]
The clown mask and two text boxes that suddenly appeared in his field of vision did not scare Lin En. After all, this thing could be considered a plug-in after he traveled through time.
This system calls itself the Joyful Star God Aha, and it always issues some seemingly inexplicable options or tasks and gives some inexplicable rewards.
Sometimes, when Lin En did something funny, the system would suddenly show up and give him a reward. However, this system didn't seem to be working very well recently. Lin En guessed that it was probably because Ah Ha was looking for fun on other people.
If Aha was online, He should have started singing in his ears instead of just having this rigid options panel.
After all, he is a star god, it is impossible for him to be idle all the time and install the system in his mind.
Wait, if it’s Aha, it seems possible. After all, he is an ultimate fun-loving person.
As for which one to choose?
of course!
"Stop, stop, stop hitting me!
Since dueling can bring smiles, I allow you to duel - but not with each other, but with me. If I win, you two must obey me!"
Faced with Lin En's invitation to a duel, the two men thought for a moment and nodded in agreement, and Lin En was relieved to see this.
"Okay, the fight finally started!"
"I want to see blood flowing like a river!"
"Even my thing can't help but pull it out, this is going to be a climax battle!"
The crowd watching were delighted to see that a fight was about to break out. If it weren't for Lin En being the deacon of the Land Observation Bureau, these people would have probably started a fight on the spot.
All I can say is that the immortal species is idle.
Zaman and Akela took out their weapons, but Lynn took out a thick black leather book and hooked his finger at the two of them.
"Let's go together."
Seeing this, the two men did not refuse and rushed forward with their weapons in a menacing manner, but Lin En just looked at them and said, "Spark Model Conjecture!"
The vast and complex knowledge was compressed into words, and a huge amount of information poured into the target's thinking process. Zaman instantly squatted on the ground with his head covered in pain, while Akela just shook his figure for a moment and rushed out again, grinning:
"Sorry, unlike Zaman, a liberal arts idiot, I graduated in science, and I also read Ms. Heita's works..."
But before Akela could continue speaking, Lynn suddenly grabbed the chain wrapped around the black leather book and smashed it hard on the former's forehead like a meteor hammer, causing Akela to cover his head and follow in the footsteps of his companion.
Lin En pulled his black leather book back through the chain, patted the dust off it and said with a smile:
“The weight of knowledge is reassuring.
It seems that my academic level is slightly better."
[Props: A fake Bible of a certain goddess of light
Books are good things. When you open them, they can purify your own soul. When you close them, they can purify the minds of others, especially when you attach chains and horns to them. 】
After helping the two barbarians to the roadside to rest, Lin En took out his cell phone and sent two text messages to his colleague Xuguang.
[Lin En: Sister Xuguang, we just dealt with a dispute involving foreigners. I have sent you the specific information. Please bring someone to handle the follow-up.
Xuguang: Did they not fight? Recently, the higher-ups are carrying out a rectification campaign and are strictly prohibiting violent law enforcement.
Lynn: No, I just had some academic exchanges with them. Fortunately, I have a better idea of how to solve the problem.
Xuguang: ...? 】
In this way, Deacon Lin En of the Dihengsi once again protected the peace of Xianzhou.
Lin En, who had completed the task brilliantly, looked at the time and saw that it was not far from the end of get off work. He turned around and walked towards Chang Letian without hesitation, preparing to treat the patrol on the way home as his last job of the day.
However, on the way home, Lin En found an old friend in a mahjong parlor on the side of the road... No, this place in Xianzhou should be called Diyuan Qiongyu Hall.
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New author, new book, click to collect, click to collect, thank you meow, thank you meow
By the way, is it better for Yaya to use the Moon Card Light Cone or Yukong’s Past and Future?
Chapter 2: The Green Bird
"Hurry up, the flowers I've been waiting for have all withered~"
"That's right, after you do this, Qingque, we brothers will all be waiting to die~"
"Don't make any noise, don't make any noise, this is the most important part!"
Inside the Emperor Yuan Qiong Yu Pavilion, a lovely girl in green was sitting at a card table, thinking hard.
The girl named Qingque was so petite that her entire body was almost hidden by the back of the chair. From behind, one could only see her brown hair tied into two ponytails with fluffy snow-white bird ball pendants tied to the ends of her hair.
After discovering Qingque, Lin En instinctively took out his cell phone and checked the time.
"Well, there's still more than half an hour until Taipusi gets off work."
Without hesitation, Lin En raised his phone to take a picture of Qingque who was slacking off, and the clown mask also jumped out.
[Option 1: Send the evidence of Qingque's slacking off to his superior Fu Xuan... Reward: Number of draws*]
[Option 1: Cover Qingque's eyes from behind and make her lose the game... Reward: Wishing Stone of the Sparrow Soul]
[Option 1: Transform into a fair law enforcer and overturn the card table, catch Qingque and bring her home to teach her a lesson... Reward: Number of draws*100, Qingque's favorability ±]
"What are you doing? In Xianzhou Luofu, as long as you don't gamble or play cards, it's not against the law. How can I arrest you?"
After casually complaining about the clown mask, Lin En sent the photo he had prepared long ago to Taibu Fu Xuan of Taibusi.
[Lin En: Lord Fu Xuan, look what I found?
A wild greenbird!
Qingque playing cards back.jpg
Fu Xuan (note: pink Theresa): I was wondering why I didn’t see Qingque in the library again. It turns out that he was slacking off again.
(Fu Xuan's angry expression pack)
By the way, has Lord Changle Tianjun behaved normally recently?
Lynn: Fortunately, He hasn’t done anything serious recently.
Fu Xuan: That's great. I should have some free time in a few days. Then you can come to Taibusi to see me and let me check you out.
Lynn: Got it, Dean.
Fu Xuan: (Fu Xuan tilts his head)? 】
Lin En, who encouraged his friend to make progress, put away his phone, looking like he had accomplished something great.
Seeing Qingque still immersed in the happy card game, Lin En also became more and more fearful. He quickly walked forward, stretched out his hands and covered Qingque's eyes, and said with a smile:
"Guess who I am?"
"Wow!"
Qingque was frightened by the sudden attack, but soon realized the identity of the visitor, pouted and said with some dissatisfaction:
"Isn't this Judge Lin? How could you have the leisure to torment me... Hey, that, bang!"
While talking to Lin En, Qingque, who was blindfolded, did not delay in playing cards. He could see through the game of cards with just a touch of his fingers.
Seeing that this trick had no effect on Qingque, Lin En also let go of his hand and sat down next to Qingque, saying awkwardly:
"Hey, please don't flatter me. The chief judge of the Ten Kings Department must cut off the cause and effect, cut off desire and stay away from external factors. I don't have that kind of courage.
At most, I am just a minor judge under Master Xue Yi, and I also work part-time at the Land Investor Service. I think it’s good to just do some fishing now.”
"That's right. If you don't slack off at work, there's something wrong with your thinking."
Qingque raised her little head and nodded in agreement. She was drawing a card and her eyes lit up. She pushed the card forward:
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