"Hey, this is alive!"
After a game was over, because an old man had lost several times in a row and chose to take a shortcut to win, Qingque, who had no cards to play for the time being, continued chatting with his long-time friend Lin En.
"Why are you heading home at this hour? Is the work at the Land Investor Service so easy?"
"I'm on patrol. I'm on my last shift, understand? Besides, aren't you just slacking off now?"
"That's different. I have to finish my work before I dare to slack off. Even so, Master Taibu often forces me to do some messy work. Fortunately, I slipped away decisively today~"
Qingque patted his chest, thinking that it was better than nothing, and looked relieved.
Although the two have known each other for several years, Lin En still can't get tired of Qingque's cuteness.
Although this child is petite, and is estimated to be only slightly taller than Fu Xuan in the entire Taibusi, and less than a Xiao in height, her cuteness is directly proportional to her wisdom in slacking off.
The little face is naughty, cute and a little lazy, the thin sweater reveals the smooth shoulders, and the white and tender calves under the green butterfly skirt, the whole person looks like a mahjong spirit.
All in all, it's very cute.
The mahjong girl, who was considered a genius, seemed to suddenly remember something. She covered her chest with her hands in fear and moved her chair a little further away from Lin En.
"By the way, you don't have any options right now, do you?"
Seeing Qingque looking frightened by him, Lin En couldn't help but smile and wave his hands:
"Don't worry, He has been very well behaved recently. These are just minor incidents. I'm almost immune to them."
Qingque's face fell when he heard this, and he couldn't help but complain:
"You are immune, but think about the others. Last time you suddenly hugged me and made me jump off the Xingcha Sea, I was almost scared to death. Fortunately, you have that thing called the Wings of Wind."
After saying that, Qingque suddenly became excited again, blinking his big eyes and looking at Lin En:
"What was your last choice? Tell us so we can have some fun."
After all, this kind of thing is quite interesting as long as you are not the victim.
A smile never disappears, it just moves from one person's face to another.
As Lin En spoke, the smile on Qingque's face shifted to his face:
"Nothing much, just take a picture of you playing cards and send it to Fu Xuan."
Qingque: "Hmm, this is indeed interesting... Hey? What did you do?!!"
But before Qingque could get angry, a series of urgent ringtones rang in her bag.
When Qingque opened the jade tablet and took a look, his face immediately fell into a state of dismay.
Caller: Fu Xuan.
After giving Lin En a fierce look for his snickering look, Qingque answered the phone with a sad face and began to perfunctorily answer his angry boss with words like "Ah, right, right, right", "I know I was wrong, I will do it next time", "You are right", and "That's right".
Judging from the way she handled it skillfully, it can be seen that this girl has been caught slacking off many times.
Chapter 3 Offline Black Tower Doll
Changletian looks warm and beautiful under the sunset.
A thin golden light enveloped this prosperous cave, and every corner of the streets and alleys was splashed with golden light that seemed about to boil and melt.
The sea of clouds is floating and the star ships are constantly coming and going, showing the prosperity.
Lin En looked up and glanced at the beautiful orange sunset, and sighed that the artificial skyscape of Luofu was as colorful as ever.
As a superplanetary ship sailing in the universe, there is naturally no sun in Luofu. The one hanging in the sky is just an artificial landscape presented by technology, which can be adjusted at any time according to needs.
Lin En remembered that when Ah Ha was still alive, He once gave himself a task to replace the sun of Luofu with the sun baby in Teletubbies. It is said that when the laughing sun baby appeared in the sky of Luofu, many people thought it was the evil creature of abundance that had invaded and almost caused chaos.
Because of that incident, Lin En was captured by Fu Xuan and forced to write a 500-word self-criticism, copy the Emperor Gong Ji Ge times, and was ordered not to approach the Tianjing control console forever.
What made Lin En feel most uncomfortable was that the reward for that mission was the complete series of Teletubbies. Lin En was almost mad to death on the spot, but that bastard A-ha was laughing so hard beside him.
While cursing Aha for being incompetent, Lin En pushed open the door of his house.
The house is not big and the location is a bit remote, but it is quiet and peaceful, and there is a small yard for planting trees and raising flowers.
If you calculate carefully, he has been in this world for quite a few years.
Of course he knew this world, after all...
You are right, but Honkai Impact 3rd is a brand new D adventure-themed turn-based strategy game independently developed by miHoYo. The game takes place deep in the galaxy...
What he regretted the most now was that the server was so shabby when it was first opened. The big guys in the group had already reached level 40 and started to farm for golden relics, but he had just opened the Xianzhou map, and then he was transported here in the blink of an eye, with no idea what the plot behind Xianzhou was.
Fortunately, he has a system, although the character of this system is a bit too bad.
[Steamed bun, don’t you want to hold the tool?
How many people want to become Aha's messenger but have yet to succeed! 】
"Yes, yes, you are the Star God and you have the final say. So where have you been having fun recently?"
[Any time, any place, Super Aha, seriously making trouble! As long as there is fun, Aha's clone will appear! ]
"Wow, you are really skilled in using your shadow clone."
Lin En perfunctorily pushed aside the clown mask that jumped in front of him, fell on his big bed to rest for a while, and then shouted into the void:
"Aha, I want to draw a lottery."
Lin En has not forgotten the chance to draw a lottery that he got by tormenting Qingque today. Although there are always some messy things in Aha's prize pool, sometimes some incredible things can be drawn.
For example, his fake Bible, the Undying Slash [Bai Lei] that can cut off immortality, and Lin En’s most precious Penguin Logistics Impart invitation letter.
Although the world is different, if I travel through time again one day, can't I go to a party? After all, our hedgehog cat is all about the original collapse of the porridge month, and the probability of one in four is really not small.
Another torturous thing is that this card pool has no guaranteed bottom line, which makes people like Lin En, who have to rely on the guaranteed bottom line every day, feel a little desperate.
"I've smoked so much junk, it's time for you to give me something good, right?"
[Drawing cards is part of the game, don’t play if you don’t like it! ]
With the appearance of the system panel, the mask that was originally floating in the void suddenly had a body.
The tall and thin figure wrapped in darkness bowed gracefully to Lin En, then took out a large black bag that gave off a sense of déjà vu from the void and threw it in front of Lin En.
【Aha Logistics, mission accomplished. 】
Regardless of the figure that disappeared as suddenly as it appeared, Lin En rubbed his hands excitedly, looking at the half-human-sized black package in front of him with full of anticipation.
"Why is it the same as drawing cards in Ark? Ahha, don't go grab the Starry Sky Train one day and crash it all the way into Luofu to deliver the goods for me, otherwise General Jingyuan will be pissed off to death."
The plan this time is quite ambitious, and I think we will be able to produce something pretty good.
With such expectations, Lin En grabbed the zipper and pulled it open without hesitation, with no intention of trying the so-called metaphysical card drawing.
The moment the zipper was opened, brilliant purple light burst out from the package, almost blinding Lynn's eyes.
When the light dimmed and the existence in the package completely came into Lin En's sight, he couldn't help but clap his hands, laughed, and said:
"Oh, I'm hit!"
What Lin En saw was a beautiful girl - her eyes were closed, her long gray hair spread out like a veil, her features were extremely delicate, and she had a kind of noble and transcendent temperament. She was wearing a gorgeous black and purple dress, her body curled up with her hands on her knees, as if she was in a long sleep.
As perfect as a doll.
Lin En, who knew the true identity of the girl in front of him, was also equally clear - she was indeed a puppet.
[Get the offline black tower doll]
Black Tower, the messenger of the [Intellectual] Star God "Boshizun", member #83 of the Genius Club.
She usually appears in the form of a remote-controlled puppet, and few people have seen the real Heita. However, according to Heita herself, these remote-controlled puppets are 70% similar to her.
Looking at this beautiful doll girl, Lin En's mind now only echoed six words - please, come and test it~
Reaching out his hand, he took the sleeping doll girl out of the package and put her on the bed. With a rigorous scientific research attitude, Lin En examined this ultra-realistic doll that condensed various high technologies.
It can be said that if you ignore the inhuman joint structure, the Black Tower puppets look no different from ordinary people.
However, in Lin En's opinion, Heita is fully capable of making these dolls look like real people. She may have deliberately retained the doll features at the joints so that people can tell at a glance that these are dolls.
"Well, let me add one more thing. The touch of the skin is very similar to that of normal humans, and even softer."
Moving his hand away from Heita's chest, which was about the same height as Qingque's, Lin En curiously put his thumb into Heita's small mouth and slightly pried open her lips, continuing his academic research.
"The oral temperature is normal, there is a small amount of saliva secretion, and it seems that basic physiological activities are still maintained.
Ugh, the pupils are dilated, in short, there is no highlight, it seems that it is really in a completely offline state. "
"Hehe, so no matter what I do to her, she won't resist?"
As if sensing Lin En's intention, the Aha mask that had just disappeared jumped out again, with the options that Lin En had expected.
[Option 1: I want to become one with this machine. Experience the lifelike puppet of the Black Tower in a very realistic way... Reward: Mastery of driving Class C mechanical products]
[Option 2: Use the Black Tower Doll as a pillow and hold it tightly in your arms all night... Reward: Mysterious Gift]
[Option 3: Do you want to help her? For your own XP, take the Black Tower doll to the Industrial Manufacturing Division to add a new designated accessory for it... Reward: Galaxy Futa Top Ten Collection]
Chapter 4 Black Tower, small, soft, and fragrant
Looking at the three options in front of him, Lin En felt that he had once again underestimated Aha's ability to make things happen.
I want to merge with this machine. This option rewards you with C-class mechanical product driving proficiency. In the galaxy, C-class mechanical products refer to humanoid mechanical products! What kind of driving proficiency are you talking about?
To be honest, Lin En is actually very excited now, because he has also taken the C1 driver's license test. After all, he can drive a Gundam after passing the test!
It’s a pity that if you want to drive a Gundam, you have to read 600 pages of basic driving theory in the first test. After flipping through two pages, Lin En decisively chose to drive.
I feel that the Gundam is not as advanced as our Xianzhou Jinren.
Moreover, although the puppets in the Black Tower are indeed very realistic and attractive, they should probably have some automatic emergency defense mechanism.
For example, when you are trying to penetrate the wood, you suddenly open your eyes and shout "It's too late, organism! The hidden energy source on the back is activated!" What if you suddenly explode?
For the sake of your own love, it is better to be cautious.
The third option was even more serious, and it almost made Lin En pass out.
"Don't help her!"
Without hesitation, he deleted the third option. After a little thought, Lin En decided to choose the conventional option two.
After all, Lin En originally planned to use this black tower doll as a pillow. Although it may sound a bit perverted, the famous evil god Nayako in the universe said, "As long as you are not discovered, it is not a crime."
"It's just an offline puppet. Can the Black Tower suddenly come online?"
After studying the Black Tower's doll for a while, Lin En placed it on the bed, then went downstairs to his own small yard to start his daily exercise.
Although with the existence of Aha, Lin En can obtain many powers that ordinary people cannot achieve by doing things, but he also knows that these powers will disappear one day, just as easily as they were obtained.
Although Lin En considered himself to be a fun-loving person, he was still a long way from embarking on a happy path or even becoming a true Pleasure Envoy. It was completely Ah Ha who was just looking for fun in him unilaterally.
His only value to Aha is probably because he is a time traveler with some memories of the Star Railway in his mind. When Aha, as the Star God of Joy, can't find fun in him, he may just leave. After all, it's not like Aha hasn't done this before.
Once upon a time, [Joy] Aha turned a bug into his own messenger and gave it supreme intelligence, just to try to get it into the genius club, but of course he failed. Just for this meaningless experiment, he actually gave all the power of [Joy]'s destiny to a bug without any intelligence, which shows his madness.
After all, he was just another bug in Aha's hands.
【Oh, my dear friend, why do you want to think about something that will hurt our friendship? 】
The clown mask fell sadly beside Lynn.
[You are Aha's most favorite envoy at the moment.
If you treat Aha like this, Aha will be sad. 】
"Claw!"
With a merciless sword strike, Lynn pierced through the clown's mask, swung his wrist and made a sword flower, then continued his training.
[I can only give you 42 points for this sword, you are really too weak. ]
"It's always 42 points. When can you change the score for me?"
[Oh, this sentence scores very high in Aha, I can give you 114514 points! ]
"Who wants such a stinky score, asshole!"
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