Sun in the Star Iron, my marshal mother

"What do you mean by trespassing?"

After being hit on the head by Lin En, Gui Naifen covered her forehead with a bit of grievance.

"This beach is basically a wilderness, and you broke into a famous mansion. Do you think the whole planet belongs to you?"

Hearing this, Lin En crossed his arms and smiled:

"Hey, don't tell me, this planet is really my personal property."

"Hahaha, brother En, you are joking again~"

Gui Naifen couldn't help but patted Lin En's shoulder and laughed:

"If you are really so wealthy, why do you still work as an errand boy in Luofu? It's ok to fool your brothers, but don't fool yourself??????"

After laughing for a long time, Gui Naifen actually found that Lin En still had that serious expression on his face, and the smile on his face unconsciously stiffened a little.

"Um, you are kidding...right?"

"No, Lin En, please say something. Are you really a hidden super rich guy? I'm really scared!??????"

"Oh my god, are you serious?"

Lin En silently took out his planet ownership certificate and waved it in front of Gui Naifen, shocking the girl instantly. She then quickly apologized loudly:

"Brother Fu, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so presumptuous before!"

Chapter 4 Yan Cui: Friend, it's delicious! Little Guizi's big break! 5k

【Group Chat: Teyvat Reconstruction Committee

Xier (Note: Quantum Flying Head Barbarian): Lin En, where have you been again? Why does it take you so long to pick up a ball?

Bronya (Note: Triple Helix Ponytail Duck): Are you having any problems?

Lynn: No problem, just some things happened which might take some time.

Estelle (note: rich lady form me?): It won't take too long, we need to start preparing lunch~

Lynn: It shouldn’t take too long. After all, it’s just a small matter.

Silver Wolf (Note: I am a fool): It is indeed just a small matter, it is just that the top brother on the list secretly met with the beautiful anchor~

Xier:??!

Bronya: ??!

Estelle: ??!

star:??!

March 7: Xing, what are you posting?

Xing: Hey, I couldn’t help but click when I saw +①.

Hey, wait a minute, that's not right, why are you here? @银狼

Silver Wolf: Oh, Silver Wolf can go wherever he wants. Not to mention that there is a Trojan I implanted on Lin En's phone, the security system of the company's network you use is also vulnerable to me.

Lin En: Silver Wolf, don't insult my innocence out of thin air! Xiao Guizi and I are just ordinary friends.

Silver Wolf: What innocence? You're still innocent even after taking off your stockings?

Reposted video [Shocking! Beautiful anchor Shu Lin had a tryst with a top brother, her stockings were torn! ]

Lin En: Damn it, I asked you to help me close Xiao Guizi’s live broadcast room, why are you still secretly recording videos!

Silver Wolf, you are indeed a star core hunter, you are so baby!

Silver Wolf: Haha, call me daddy, or I’ll post this video online right now!

Lynn: Dad!

Silver Wolf:?

March 7:?

Xier:?

Xing: Wait, then I have to call Yinlang grandpa? But she should be my sister-in-law!

Silver Wolf: ？ When I typed “？”, it wasn’t because I had a problem, but because I thought you had a problem.

Estelle: So, Lynn, can you explain this 'Little Guizi' thing first?

Emoticon [kind smile??????]

Lin En: ...The signal here is not good, I will...】

Putting his phone down awkwardly, Lin En was ready to sit on the balcony when he got home tonight.

Let me make it clear in advance that this is not henpecked. It's just that Lin En calculated that today seems to be the 15th or 16th again, so he plans to drink with Yuehua, reminisce about the past, and comfort his wolf soul.

"Well, Mr. Lin, what are you going to do with me next?"

Seeing that Lin En's face didn't look good, Gui Naifen, who was already a little reserved due to the previous series of events and the street "artists"' instinctive fear in front of the urban management, became even more timid for a moment, and even spoke in honorifics, which made Lin En, who was not used to her like this, couldn't help but shake his head and said:

"Please don't be like this. I still prefer your previous rebellious look. Please recover."

"Hey, why didn't you say so earlier~"

As soon as Lin En finished speaking, Xiao Guizi suddenly smiled happily. It seemed that she was not used to her previous attitude.

"You really scared me just now. I thought my life on the fairy boat was coming to an end."

"That's not the case. Even if I really have a hundred ways to make you unable to stay in Luofu, my last name is Lin, not Ye, so just relax~"

After comforting Gui Naifen casually, Lin En continued to ask another question that concerned him:

"Didn't you come here with Yan Cui? Why are you alone?"

"Sister Yan Cui's words..."

Scratching the back of his head, Gui Naifen tried to organize his words:

"According to her own words, she went to see a friend..."

Lin En: “?”

"It's not that friend~"

Seeing that Lin En seemed to have misunderstood something, Gui Naifen quickly waved her hands and continued to explain:

"You also know that Sister Yan Cui is very picky about ingredients. She only eats animals that are qualified to fight her to the death. In her eyes, these foods can be regarded as friends she met through martial arts, so when she goes to find friends, she is looking for ingredients... That should be it."

.........

Deep in the ocean, the storm rages.

Strong winds rolled up dark clouds, thunderstorms tore through the sky, and huge waves hundreds of meters high collided with thunder from the sky, creating the word "electric shock" all over the sky.

But in the depths of this turbulent sea, there is a solitary boat swaying and rising, appearing and disappearing in the storm.

As the lone boat continued to rise and fall, there were also the remains of several ferocious sea beasts. Each of the sea beasts was several times larger than the lone boat, but at this moment they were all dead. The bright red blood almost dyed the sea red, turning this terrifying deep sea into a bloody color.

Everything indicates that a fierce battle has just taken place here.

On this lonely boat in the sea of ​​blood and corpses, there stood a thin, short-haired woman from the Chiming tribe. She was wearing a blue shirt, had green eyes and black hair, and had a beautiful face. She looked like a delicate girl from a small family, and seemed particularly out of place standing in this sea of ​​blood.

Even though the wind and waves were strong, the woman still stood firmly on the lonely boat that seemed like it could capsize at any time.

She looked around at the sea of ​​blood and the skeletons that she had crushed easily, and felt a strange movement in her empty stomach, as if something was flowing upwards through her body.

"here we go again..."

This feeling came from the uncontrollable instinct in the deepest part of her body. It made Yan Cui feel helpless and bored, but it was the instinct that drove her to her current state.

"what--"

Yan Cui slowly exhaled a breath of foul air, opened her mouth and took a deep breath of icy air, then exhaled in a heroic manner.

"call--"

And after the long exhalation, there was an even longer sigh of helplessness.

"Yawn, can't stop..."

Weak, so weak!

Yan Cui looked at the sea beasts that died tragically in front of her without even lasting three minutes, and couldn't help but shake her head and sigh helplessly.

How could such a weak and powerless creature be worthy of being her friend, worthy of being her food? ! !

Even though she was so hungry, she was unwilling to go against her principles and eat these weak pieces of meat!

What she needs is real food - only prey that has gone through a fierce battle with her and burned its blood and flesh to the extreme can produce the best ingredients and be qualified to become her food.

However, after three days of confrontation, Yan Cui knew that her "friend" had endured until the last moment.

"Woo——"

A strange sound came from the depths of the sea, and the sea water quickly surged up, forming a huge whirlpool that stirred the entire sea and swallowed the solitary boat where Yan Cui was standing.

"coming!"

A gleam of light suddenly flashed in Yan Cui's eyes, and she jumped up from the boat nimbly, narrowly avoiding the ferocious tentacles that violently emerged from the vortex!

With a "crack", thunder instantly split the sky, twisting and raging in the dark clouds like a tentacle, and moving continuously. And what was illuminated by the lightning and looming in the storm was a hideous giant squid entrenched on the vortex!

Endless huge tentacles rose from the sea and attacked the woman who jumped into the air from all directions, intending to kill her with one move!

"You beast, you want to trap me with a dragnet! Take my blow first!"

Using her palm as a knife, she chopped off a tentacle on her side that was even thicker than her waist. With her blood boiling, Yan Cui laughed loudly and dived into the sea to fight with the giant sea monster. For a moment, the entire sea area fell into complete chaos!

.........

"Look, we have a wild T-Rex in front of us, and it has eight times the protein of beef."

The southern beach was supposed to be a place where harmless little animals like the Dodo birds would spawn, but when Lin En and Gui Naifen returned to the camp, they found that a giant Dodo Tyrannosaurus Rex had destroyed the entire camp.

This strange creature looks like a Tyrannosaurus Rex and a dodo forcibly sewn together. It is clearly the skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but has the head and feathers of a dodo. It does not look like a creature that could be born in nature.

"I remember that there were no such creatures in Teyvat. Could it be that the remnants of Kurigaru are still inducing the creatures to mutate?"

Lin En frowned in confusion. This was his back garden after all. The appearance of these strange things was just like a cockroach suddenly running out from under the sofa. Even if it was harmless, it was disgusting enough.

However, considering that Xiao Guizi is here to shoot a wilderness survival food show, this Tyrannosaurus Rex can be considered a qualified prey.

Lin En hooked one hand on Gui Naifen's shoulder, pointed at the nearly ten-meter-tall stitched monster on the beach and said with a smile:

"Yes, Xiao Guizi, go and take care of it."

"Ah I?"

Gui Naifen looked at the Tyrannosaurus Rex that looked incredible, then looked down at her own small body and said with a wry smile:

"Lin En, please stop joking. My small body is not even enough to fill their teeth."

“Aren’t you here to film a wilderness survival show? Isn’t this the best material?

Stop wasting time, it's decided to be you, Xiao Guizi, go ahead!"

"Don't just throw me out like a Pokémon!"

Gui Naifen, who was thrown out of the forest by Lin En, raised her head with tears in her eyes. What she saw was the huge Tyrannosaurus Rex that had moved in front of her. Its sharp beak opened slightly, and sparks flew out.

"Ah, um, how are you?"

Gui Naifen scratched her cheek awkwardly, trying to communicate with the ferocious beast in front of her.

It was obvious that the Tyrannosaurus Rex did not have the intelligence to communicate with humans. It simply opened its sharp beak and pecked at Gui Naifen, forcing the girl to scream and run away.

"Wow, Lynn, help! Help!"

Seeing Gui Naifen running around crying and howling as if she were a blue-haired mentally retarded goddess being chased by a Tyrannosaurus Rex, Lin En laughed without any conscience and took the opportunity to record the video.

Just as he said before, this is very good material and will surely be loved by netizens.

After all, a smile is something that never disappears; it just moves from one person's face to someone else's.