“My skirt is about to catch fire! Lin En, please save me!

Lin En, no, Brother Lin En!"

Look, how happy Xiao Guizi is howling~~

Of course, Lin En couldn't really watch Xiao Guizi being crushed to death by the Tyrannosaurus Rex, so after collecting the materials, he rushed forward and jumped onto the back of the Tyrannosaurus Rex before Gui Naifen's skirt was completely burned.

Since he couldn't control the dragon without the Kinsect, Lin En had to settle for the next best option: riding it.

"Hey, this T-Rex is struggling so hard, we're just going to break its neck, like this!"

click-

A crisp sound of bones breaking was heard, and the huge beast suddenly fell to the ground, splashing a huge amount of sand and dust that almost completely submerged Xiao Guizi.

"Bah bah bah."

After pouting and spitting out sand for a long time, Gui Naifen crawled out of the sand and watched Lin En poking around on the body of the Dudu Tyrannosaurus Rex as if he was studying something. Then he looked at himself who was covered in dust and couldn't help but mutter:

"My whole body is covered in sand, and most of my skirt is burnt... Woohoo, I feel like the traditional Xianzhou snack 'donkey rolls'."

"This is the first time I've heard a girl compare herself to a donkey."

While Lin En was chatting with Xiao Guizi, he took out the Undead Sword for the first time in a long time and cut open the flesh of the Tyrannosaurus Rex. He picked up a piece of flesh that was rapidly shrinking and withering under the power of the Undead Sword, and couldn't help but frowning slightly.

Just as he had guessed before, this Tyrannosaurus Rex was not a normal creature, nor was it simply induced to mutate by the power of the ancient beast, but rather it was some kind of inferior... evil creature!

"This time there really are cockroaches..."

I need to spend some time cleaning the back garden, and it's time to put up the fence, otherwise anything can get in and take a look around.

If this were a game, Lin En would actually be happy to see this unexpected enemy appear, as it would add some randomness and fun to his Beloberg simulation construction.

But in reality, he doesn't want to see such annoying things as the Fruitless Evil appear in his back garden!

And more importantly, this way I would have a suitable excuse to take it back and explain it to Esta and the others!

Maybe I don’t have to sleep on the balcony anymore, that’s great!

“Cockroaches, are there cockroaches here too?”

The girl who caught the key words immediately became alert, standing on tiptoe and looking around, fearing that there was one next to her.

Seeing that Xiao Guizi was acting like a girl, Lin En couldn't help but laugh:

"Don't worry about the cockroaches for now. Look at how dirty you are now."

Hearing this, Xiao Guizi, knowing that she didn't look very good right now, stood up with her hands on her hips in a bad mood. The airflow from her pursed lips lifted up the hair hanging in front of her forehead:

"Why do you think I became like this?

Really, I only brought two sets of clothes this time, and the other set was burned along with the camp, so I couldn’t change clothes even if I wanted to.”

The plan goes through!

Hearing Gui Naifen's complaints, Lin En shrugged his shoulders with an expression that said "I really can't do anything about you", and then took out a set of clothes from his personal space and threw it into Gui Naifen's hands. He smiled at the latter's puzzled look:

"The clothes belong to my girlfriend. Even though the size may not be right, they are better than the tattered ones you are wearing."

"Hey, I didn't expect you to be such a nice person~"

Not knowing if she was infected by her good friend, Gui Naifen hugged the clothes in her arms tightly and gave Lin En a silly smile of gratitude.

"Hey, let me see what kind of clothes..."

But when Gui Naifen actually opened the package and took out the "clothes", the smile on her face suddenly froze.

The reason is nothing but...

"What is this? Hey!"

In fact, Gui Naifen just felt that the weight of the package in her hand was a little too light. She originally thought that this set of clothes was just simple, but now she sees that the "simplicity" of this dress is far beyond her imagination!

"The fabric of this dress is not even as big as my palm!"

Gui Naifen raised the string swimsuit in her hand, which was actually smaller than her palm, high up in the air, her little face flushed, and she shouted at Lin En in a state of despair.

At this time, Lin En scratched his head as if he suddenly realized something.

"Oh, sorry, my bad, I got you the wrong clothes."

After seeing Lin En take back the shameful cloth that made the girl blush and her heart beat fast just by looking at it, Gui Naifen finally breathed a sigh of relief.

She thought Lin En was really crazy enough to want her to wear that kind of clothes.

If that were the case, she would never agree to it even if she was beaten to death...

Well, at least I will refuse for a few seconds before being forced to agree.

But just when Gui Naifen had just breathed a sigh of relief, Lin En actually took out another swimsuit from his personal space and handed it to her.

“That’s right now.

The swimsuit you just used is for indoor wear, and the one you have now is for outdoor wear."

Gui Naifen: "?"

...

Although there are 600 more words, it is still 4000 chapters plus 3, and now I have paid off all the bounties except for the several thousand dollars I earned myself.

Readers are just trash? Trash? Even I can easily pay back everyone's reward

Chapter 4 Gui Naifen: Brother Fu is going to support me? (Happy) k

Gui Naifen looked at the red swimsuit in her hand and felt her brain was shutting down.

"So after all this time you're still in a swimsuit, right?"

To be honest, Gui Naifen actually wanted to throw the swimsuit that Lin En handed to her directly to the ground to express her anger, but after thinking carefully, even if she really dropped it on the ground, she would most likely have to bend down to pick it up later, which would be so embarrassing. So in the end, she could only grit her teeth, hold the swimsuit in her hand and glare at Lin En.

After all, she had no means of resistance and could only try to use the legendary eye attack.

Too bad, I'm staring at you! .jpg

"You only have a swimsuit on, no other clothes?"

Xiao Guizi's voice softened a little, but Lin En nodded and admitted quite straightforwardly:

"I'm here with my friends for a beach vacation. Is there anything wrong with just bringing a swimsuit? I'm just asking you whether you should wear it or not!"

"I..."

Xiao Guizi looked down at the swimsuit in her hand again.

Although it was a bikini-style two-piece swimsuit that was quite revealing, it was much better than the previous string swimsuit that was not even as big as her palm. At least it covered everything that needed to be covered.

Gui Naifen couldn't help but wonder if the string swimsuit she was wearing earlier really had any shielding effect on the bed. She was afraid that all the fabrics added together would barely be enough to cover half of her chest... If it was replaced by Shang Shang, who was more developed, she would probably not even be able to cover it at all.

How skinny must Lin En's girlfriend be... Or was that swimsuit designed to cover nothing? After all, Lin En said it was an indoor swimsuit.

Hiss, the more I think about it, the more possible it seems. You people from Xianzhou are just good at playing with flowers. You are worthy of being the immortal species??????!

Xiao Guizi instantly felt like she had opened the door to a new world!

And it seems that I have already stepped half a foot in!

Realizing this, Xiao Guizi quickly took a few steps back, keeping some distance from Lin En as if she was a little scared.

"I can't wear it..."

As if she was afraid that Lin En would go back on his word and force the so-called indoor swimsuit on her, Gui Naifen ran away with the swimsuit in her arms. Behind a reef on the coast, she washed the dirt off her body and changed into the swimsuit that Lin En had carefully prepared for her.

Looking at Gui Naifen's jogging back, Lin En couldn't help but sigh that Mr. Xun (why is it a taboo word?) said it well - "People always like to compromise. For example, if you say that this room is too dark and you need to open a window here, everyone will definitely not allow it. But if you advocate tearing down the roof, they will compromise and be willing to open the window."

Even if the world and nation change, this sentence still holds true.

If he asked Gui Naifen to wear a bikini swimsuit at the beginning, Gui Naifen would definitely not agree. However, if he took out a lingerie swimsuit at the beginning, then Gui Naifen would quickly put on the bikini, fearing that Lin En would go back on his word.

Although Lin En could also take out the erotic tether swimsuit first, and then take out the Bond swimsuit for Xiao Guizi to wear after she refuses, Xiao Guizi would most likely agree to wear the tether swimsuit.

But that would be a bit too inhumane, and we will have to deal with the pests later, so there is no need to give benefits to the enemy.

Gui Naifen's clothes-changing process went exceptionally smoothly, and there was no such thing as a sea monster appearing while she was changing clothes and then Lin En rushed over to save her and let her see everything, or other kinds of accidents happened. But anyway, the ending was a classic plot that gave Lin En some benefits.

Not long after, Xiao Guizi, who had washed off the dirt and sand on her body and changed into a bikini swimsuit, came out from behind the huge reef shyly.

Xiao Guizi's fiery red ponytail, fixed with a red lotus-shaped headdress, swayed in the wind, casting a shadow on the beach. The bikini had a red base and gold edges, and a small bow decoration on the chest. The style was quite standard. Although it was also a two-piece bikini swimsuit, it had a lot more fabric than Seele and Bronya's styles.

Lin En felt that for a girl like Gui Naifen who was full of energy, even a little too much energy and could be regarded as the "Tiger/Brother Knife" of the fairy boat, her swimsuit should not be superficial and revealing. Instead, the shy contrast brought by wearing a swimsuit was more to his liking.

Although Gui Naifen is usually carefree and even sometimes acts very familiar with Lin En, when she is tricked by Lin En into wearing a swimsuit, and it is a bikini style for the first time, even Guizi can't help but fall into a state of overheating.

warn! warn! warn!

As if her face had turned red and warm, Gui Naifen's face was flushed and she looked so reserved that she was completely different from her usual self.

She held back her burning cheeks and walked in front of Lin En, only to find that Lin En had put on a pair of black-framed glasses and was staring at her. When she got closer, Lin En suddenly put his hands together and bowed slightly to her, revealing a very polite smile.

"Thank you for the hospitality????"

Even though Gui Naifen didn't know that the magical eyes worn by Lin En had extra magical effects, just Lin En's rather subtle gaze and smile made Xiao Guizi feel a little embarrassed.

The slight blush on her cheeks, which she had managed to control with great difficulty, was almost spreading to her entire body, reaching her tender white fingertips that were buried in the hot sand due to embarrassment.

The girl lowered her head and intertwined her fingers in front of the red cloth.

"It feels, it feels even more shameful than when the Declaration of Independence was announced on the street..."

“Wow, you also issued a Declaration of Independence?”

Xiao Guizi was just whispering to herself to ease the awkwardness, but it instantly aroused Lin En's temper.

It seemed that because the topic was back to normal, the girl had somewhat neglected her current attire. When Xiao Guizi mentioned the topic of the whole life, she gradually relaxed a little, scratched her cheek and laughed:

"Isn't this what I learned from you?

Although I didn’t succeed in becoming a live streamer, I have tried all the other tricks you taught me, such as the Declaration of Independence, splitting pineapples in the head, jumping through ice holes, and drilling corn, although most of the videos have been removed...”

Suddenly, Xiao Guizi seemed to suddenly remember something and took out her cell phone and waved it in front of Lin En.

"But I still have backups on my phone. For example, Shang Shang and I have filmed this Rashomon-level ruthless job you mentioned."

"Forehead..."

This time it was Lin En's turn to be surprised. He really didn't expect that Xiao Guizi would actually believe his joke and replicate Dao/Brother Hu's ruthless work, and it seemed that he had achieved remarkable results.

It's just a Rashomon-level ruthless...

"Who between you and Li Dazhentou will be the kite?"

"Hey~"

Xiao Guizi tapped her little head gently with her little fist, tilted her head and stuck out her tongue, trying to get away with it.

Seeing her like this, Lin En knew that it was probably the silly Li Dazhentou who was acting as a kite, and he sighed helplessly:

"It's better not to do such cruel things. Even if Li Dazhenbao has thick skin and strong flesh and is quite durable, you can't play with her like this."

"Hey, just kidding~"

Gui Naifen nudged Lin En with her elbow and said with a proud smile:

"You believed it, you really believed it!

Hehe, don't you think about how I could bear to let Xiao Guizi hang herself?"

Hearing this, Lin En couldn't help but raise his eyebrows, tapped the girl's forehead and scolded with a smile:

"Then you are willing to let Li Dazhentou perform the stone-breaking chest show with you. I feel like she is about to be smashed into a small pillow by you~"

"Family, how can you insult someone's innocence out of thin air?"

Xiao Guizi's eyes widened and her face flushed instantly:

"How do you know Shang Shang's breasts have become smaller when you haven't touched them? You are a steward of the Land and Investment Division, so you need evidence!"

"evidence?"

Lin En lowered his head slightly and glanced at Gui Naifen's whole body, and the latter couldn't help but tremble slightly under his licking gaze and hugged her body.

After tasting it again, Lin En gave three numbers accurate to two decimal places. Xiao Guizi was so shocked that her mouth opened slightly and she looked at Lin En in disbelief.

"How do you know my measurements!!!"

"Don't underestimate the eyesight of an LS!"

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