Honkai Simulator, I'm really not Seele!

It's just that due to some "you know" reasons, the girl's XP inexplicably grew on the "dark chocolate ice cream". Naturally, she had a lot of embarrassing moments last night that "can't be told to outsiders".

Anyway, as a "victim", especially Lin Xida who couldn't feel any sweetness on his body, felt really "incomprehensible". Wouldn't it be possible that someone would get tired of "showing off" the "dark chocolate ice cream" that he had been "showing off" for the entire night?

However, Lin Xi thought that if this "dark chocolate ice cream" was the "ice cream" sold by "Xi'er's wife" or "Nai Xixi's wife", then if Lin Xi, a senior Xi chef, came here...

Let alone "showing off" for a whole night...

Even if we just let the “original flavor ice cream” be “showy” for the rest of our lives without being tired of it, right? ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ?

After all, who in the world can resist the "original ice cream" sold in the ice cream shop opened by "Xi'er's"?

(ˉ﹃ˉ)Hey hey...?~

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Chapter 270 Theresa Wants to Eat Children

With the guidance of specific positioning information sent in real time by Cocolia, the Hyperion battleship, which was driven by the cutting-edge Honkai energy engine, arrived at the coordinates of Haiyuan City in less than a day.

However, as the Hyperion warship got closer to the designated area, Theresa soon discovered that the communication signal with Haiyuan City seemed to be suddenly interfered with by some strange creatures and became intermittent, and even showed strange symptoms of disconnection at one point.

After a quick investigation into the source of the interference that caused the poor signal, they found that a kind of marine creature that was infected and mutated by Honkai energy and turned into a "jellyfish-like Honkai beast" soon caught the eyes of the two combat Valkyries, Bronya and Theresa.

But before Theresa could show her prowess and prepare to use the combat power of an S-class Valkyrie to experience the "unparalleled mowing down" of small minions and Honkai beasts.

Two sword masters, one blue and one red, from the Cocolia Orphanage suddenly appeared at this moment. In a few seconds, they dealt with a total of more than 20 "mosquito-level Honkai beasts" that could be regarded as exclusive to the sea.

But to be honest, compared to Sister Tazi or Beibeilong, if you can defeat them, it means that you are a stepping stone to the peak of the Herrscher level.

The Vodka Girl can be considered as a half-fusion warrior at least. She killed a dozen "sea mosquitoes" when she first appeared. Her combat effectiveness and appearance are really at the lowest level among the younger brothers.

It's no wonder that when the original trajectory of fate developed to the later stage where even ordinary Herrschers could only be regarded as big cannon fodder, the vodka girl could only have a little presence in the "dream", and the plot related to the battle was really not good enough.

And Theresa, who did not have an advantage in height, was labeled a "child" by Rosalia and Lilia as soon as they met. Theresa was so angry that she almost slapped Judas on the faces of the two little ones to teach them a lesson.

As a former member of the Cocolia Orphanage, Bronya is very fond of these two guys who had shown some signs of being lively when they were in the Cocolia Orphanage, even though her relationship with Cocolia is a bit strained now.

However, since the matter did not directly involve "her precious sister Seele", Bronya rarely did not inflict the same "treatment" on Rosalia and Lilia as she did on the poor little Lin Xi out of "venting her anger" or something like that.

Even though the two slightly silly little ones unconsciously teased Bronya in front of her, saying that her body development level was "exactly the same" as Yikun's years ago, Bronya did not take the teasing to heart.

Fortunately, the poor Lin Xi had already known the general direction of the plot that was destined to happen through his understanding of the original trajectory of fate. In addition, at this stage, it has not been thoroughly verified whether the things experienced in the simulation have any specific connection with the collapsed real world.

Otherwise, if the real "Little Angel Seele" saw with her own eyes that Sister Bronya, who had made all kinds of promises to her in the simulation, was clearly treating others and herself differently with "double standards", she would probably be so aggrieved that she would cry on the spot, right?

However, the lovely Lin Xi, who was quite dissatisfied with Bronya's double-standard behavior, had no idea that Bronya, this crazy duck, was so determined to backstab herself, "Seele Bensee", after being criticized by the seemingly ordinary duck.

After Bronya exchanged greetings with the two little ones from the orphanage, Theresa somehow always felt that the tail claws of the creatures behind Rosalia and Lilia always seemed to have a strange feeling of attracting her attention.

However, the effect of attracting her attention was not to make Theresa touch the other person's tail, but because the two little ones in the orphanage were originally supposed to have the genes of a complete emperor-level Honkai beast, and were even split into two. It was naturally difficult for them to be able to completely restrain the aura of the Honkai beast like Theresa.

And the incomplete "semi-finished Honkai gene fusion" of the two little ones in the orphanage naturally and inexplicably evoked a trace of the instinctive hunting reaction of the Vishnu gene dormant in Theresa's body!

After all, from the perspective of a fusion warrior in the pre-Collapse civilization era, Theresa is now a "superior fusion warrior" who is obviously more superior than the two little ones in the orphanage in terms of both the potential level of the Honkai beast gene and the degree of fusion of the Honkai beast gene in her body.

However, the emperor-level Honkai beast Vishnu that Theresa fused with is a development monster that specializes in devouring Honkai beasts to grow, and theoretically has unlimited growth potential. So putting the sisters Rosalia and Lilia in front of Theresa is almost like putting two delicious cakes in front of Theresa's mouth.

Fortunately, the development level of the Vishnu gene in Theresa's body is almost zero. The only commendable follow-up is that this gene passive with an immeasurable growth limit provides Theresa with a little bit of innate supernatural power. Any fusion warrior will basically automatically obtain this passive ability blessing.

This situation is like a vampire who is born with the instinct to suck human blood, because he has never drunk even a drop of human blood since birth.

Therefore, even if this "vampire" is starved to the point where only one tenth of its strength remains, it can even be said to be malnourished.

However, because it has been strictly restraining itself from crossing the red line of "drinking human blood" for many years, this devouring effect derived from genetic instinct cannot be said to have completely disappeared.

But there is still a long way to go before the Vishnu gene instinct, which has not been fully activated, attempts to control and influence Theresa's words and deeds...

However, the result of this was that Theresa, because of her innate saintly personality, turned herself from a bug that should have had unlimited growth into a blank slate reckless man who only knew how to overwhelm others with force.

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PS: I have been so busy with work this month that I always have to work until around five in the morning to barely finish coding the manuscript.

I always feel that if I keep going like this, I might even die suddenly. I held on until last night, but I couldn't take it anymore. I will code less in the last two days of this month, and try to adjust the update time to a less gloomy time. Ababa Ababa QAQ...

Chapter 271 Two Funny Guys Dancing in the Minefield

After all, Theresa theoretically has the bug-level ability to devour Honkai beasts to make herself grow almost infinitely stronger. But in the 40 to 50 years since Theresa was born, this little saint has never swallowed even a mosquito-level Honkai beast?

But even with the severely malnourished Honkai Beast gene in her body, Theresa still relied on the powerful quality of the Vishnu gene itself to give herself a quasi-S-level combat power with just a fusion warrior's passive physical enhancement...

But this is not something strange. You have to know that even Padofilis, who was known as the weakest fusion warrior in the pre-Collapse civilization era, was the so-called "weakest" only when compared with other monsters who were also among the Thirteen Heroes!

But if you really want to use Paduo, a small minnow, to deal damage... then Paduo's combat power should at least be on par with the A-level Valkyrie of the Destiny Organization.

And this is only because the Honkai Beast genes that Maomao had successfully fused with in a confused manner were relatively weak.

However, the cat's strength has never been its own power.

Rather, it was the mysterious and bizarre luck that seemed to allow Pado to "miraculously" survive every unsolvable disaster.

It’s a pity that with the strength of an A-level Valkyrie, even in the late stage of the Collapse Real World with the difficulty of “Baby Bus”, she will inevitably become an almost dispensable cannon fodder.

Of course, let alone the hell difficulty of the pre-collapse civilization, the combat power of a mere A-level Valkyrie is indeed such that she is lucky to be alive...

However, it is not difficult to imagine what Theresa would do if she really made up her mind to fully develop Vishnu's genetic abilities.

Well, even without Judas' blessing, in the original trajectory of fate, in the early stage of the original trajectory of fate, I am afraid that the only one who would be left would be Kevin, the leader of the previous civilization era, who was pressed in the quantum sea.

Looking at the entire current civilization era, even if Orlandale is a rising star who can become stronger as long as he works hard, his growth and development speed may not be comparable to Theresa, who can become infinitely stronger just by devouring Honkai beasts!

But perhaps it was because although Theresa could barely be considered a fusion warrior with the Vishnu gene that had the potential to grow into a Dharma-Ending Level Honkai Beast, she had never used Vishnu's true core ability of swallowing and growing.

So, in the timeline of the Honkai real world, even in the later stage of Theresa's original destiny trajectory, or even in the post-Honkai Book period, there has never been an unexpected situation like Kosmo's Vishnu gene getting out of control, right?

While the two little ones were unconsciously complaining about Theresa's miserable height, the two sisters Rosalia and Lilia, who were wandering on the edge of the ghost gate, had no sense of crisis and "accidentally" exposed the confidential information that there was a Honkai beast in their bodies. Then they led Hyperion and his people to the specific coordinates of the ruins of Haiyuan City deep under the sea.

As the Hyperion battleship switched to diving mode and began to head towards the bottom of the sea, the sisters Rosalia and Lilia, who had originally boarded a small unmanned transport plane, followed Bronya directly onto the bridge of the Hyperion battleship for convenience and planned to return with her.

And thinking that even Cocolia didn't think there was anything wrong with him when she saw him in the video call, after the two sisters Rosalia and Lilia got on board, Lin Xi, as a logistics researcher, continued to do what he was supposed to do and had no intention of deliberately avoiding the two little ones from Cocolia Orphanage.

However, since Lin Xi prefers quietness in his daily life, the exclusive laboratory where Lin Xi is busy with various experimental projects on weekdays is naturally placed in a relatively secluded area on the Hyperion battleship.

He is the kind of regular visitor who comes to the laboratory frequently without searching carefully according to the map markings provided by internal staff, or with some "purpose you know".

From a general rational point of view, it is not very realistic to find Lin Xi's exclusive small laboratory when you first board the ship...

However, the cute Lin Xi had no idea that the various "succubus talents" on his body that were specifically designed for cute and beautiful girls seemed to be even more powerful than he had imagined.

Especially since that day when Lin Xi was suddenly forced to be bound with the succubus talent of "huge increase in ice cream meihuo power", even the cute Lin Xi, who was born with a "hundred million" EQ, actually vaguely felt that the frequency of some "unspeakable" things that happened to him recently was obviously "hundred million" higher than he had imagined.

However, Lin Xi himself probably did not expect that he did not take the initiative to show up in the debut plot related to Rosalia and Lilia.

However, the famous clown in the Sanbengzi, the Vodka Girl, had just stepped into the cabin of the Hyperion battleship. But it was not clear whether the Vodka Girl was so sensitive because of Lin Xi's special "Little Angel Xi'er" body fragrance that was too recognizable, or because she still retained a large part of the "physiological characteristics" of the Honkai Beast, which made her sense of smell significantly more sensitive than ordinary people...

"Sniff... Hmm? This sweet and fragrant milk smell is so familiar... Sister Bronya, since Seele is also on the Hyperion battleship, why don't you take us to meet her?"

In short, no one had been told that this big cutie Lin Xi was a different individual from the "Little Angel Seele" in Rosalia and Lilia's own perceptions. Rosalia, who was the most prone to saying the wrong things between the two, the moment she confirmed that this inner breath was 100% belonging to "Little Angel Seele", she directly brought up the "forbidden minefield" that Bronya was most reluctant to be mentioned at this stage!

Although Bronya's own brain emotional circuits were damaged, she always had an expressionless duck face.

But when a person sincerely hopes that someone will "shut up forever", that kind of murderous look is obviously not something that can be easily covered up by a "small problem" like a damaged emotional circuit!

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Chapter 272 "The Domineering President" Bronya? [4K]

At this moment, Bronya exuded a terrifying "aura" that came from the bottom of her heart and wanted to kill people, even though she had been silent all the time.

But she still shocked Lilia, one of the vodka girls. Although she looked a little dazed and sleepy, her emotional intelligence was definitely much higher than Rosalia's.

Poke...poke...

So Lilia, who had somewhat realized that Bronya's attitude clearly showed that she didn't want to be mentioned about "Lin Xi this Xier Ben Xi" in front of others, secretly poked Rosalia several times, obviously intending to use this to remind Rosalia that she'd better pay attention to her sister Bronya's current condition before speaking.

"Lillia? Why are you poking me in the back all of a sudden? Rosaria was the one who dealt with the Honkai beasts. Lilia, are you looking for a place to sleep again?"

It’s a pity that in the main storyline of Sanbengzi, even the early Chongchong is far behind him in terms of the “low EQ ceiling” in terms of stupidity.

As expected, Rosalia did not understand Lillia's "friendly reminder". Instead, she seemed to be the first to complain. She asked Lillia in a loud voice why her sister always poked her in front of others for no reason.

After all, as the older sister of twins, although Rosalia does give people the impression that she is a little silly, she still attaches great importance to her "so-called face" as a sister in front of outsiders.

"Stupid Rosalia...you better stop talking! (???)..."

Lilia, who was left speechless by Rosalia's outrageous remarks, now skillfully put on a duckling face that was inexplicably similar to Bronya, the three-no duck. Apparently, similar scenes of "good words can't persuade the damned one" have definitely happened more than once in the daily lives of the two little clowns in the orphanage.

However, every time, Rosalia, who is the "low EQ ceiling", never learns her lesson. So after trying to bring her EQ back to a relatively normal level many times but to no avail, Lilia now completely gives up correcting Rosalia's careless words in most cases.

For example, today, she chose to remind Rosalia again for the first time, and that was only because Lilia was reunited with her sister Bronya in the orphanage after many years, so she reluctantly gave her some attention.

"Humph! What's there to hide? Could it be that Sister Bronya is still the same as she was in the orphanage, still so fond of giving Seele to..."

But Rosalia obviously didn't understand Lilia's good intentions, and even "accidentally" almost blurted out some of the "you know, the things you did in the Cocolia Orphanage" that Bronya had done in the Cocolia Orphanage!!!

“Mmmmm…Mmmmm!!!”

And seeing that Rosaria's casual words were about to expose Bronya's most taboo "you know" secret, he seriously suspected that if Rosaria finished speaking, as the two funny guys in Cocolia Orphanage, he and Bronya would be forced to break up with her! ! !

However, Rosalia, who was forcibly silenced by Lilia, was obviously still a little confused. She had only said a few "truths", so why should she be forced to keep silent? ?

Are we not allowed to tell the truth these days?

Rosalia, whose thoughts were becoming more and more radical at the moment, was completely unaware that a large part of the reason for her current state was that when she was in the cabin of the Hyperion battleship, she was exposed to a faint "nai xiang" smell that was like a "succubus aura" after many years, which suddenly aroused some "billions" of emotions that she had not dared to fight for because she was still young.

But now, because I have a Honkai beast in my body, my power level has increased and I suddenly feel like I am fine again.

Rosalia is the only one who speaks almost nothing nightmare after the strong speech of the little silly in the brain yuwang,

Finally, Lilia couldn't stand it anymore and had to use some very simple and crude "physical means" to interrupt Rosalia's suicidal behavior of talking about Bronya's dark history all the time.

Bang! ! !

Rosalia: Ugh...X﹏X!!!

With a loud bang that could be described as earth-shattering, Rosalia, who had always relied on her stubbornness to use the "Super Headbutt" to deal with Honkai beasts, never dreamed that someone as stubborn as herself would one day be taught a lesson and beaten with a "headbutt", and the one who taught her a lesson was actually her own sister Lillia!

"Sister Bronya, Rosaria must have had her cake eaten by Lilia in advance, so she is a little emotional now. It seems that she needs a personality correction hammer to wake her up. As for why Sister Bronya deliberately hid Seele...

Anyway, Sister Bronya can say it whenever she wants (? ? ?)"

After forcefully knocking down her stupid sister Rosalia, Lilia lived up to her reputation as the younger sister of the two Vodka Girls, and she never disappointed anyone when it came to unconsciously stepping on the enemy's minefield.

Even Bronya, an old friend of the orphanage who has a calm mind like an old dog and knows the personalities of the two little ones inside out, has been angered more than once or twice by the "so-called truth" of the twins, even though she knows that the twins are not intentionally mocking her.

If it weren't for the damage to Bronya's brain's emotional circuits after the X-10 experiment, it would be impossible to heal with the current level of technology that can destroy the real world.

It must be true that you always have a pair of such funny twins around you who can jump into your "minefield" several times no matter what. Perhaps only someone like "Little Angel Xier" who has a weak personality but has high emotional intelligence and talent in coaxing children can truly and perfectly ignore the "minefield disco" talent of this pair of funny twins! Looking at the entire real world of Honkai Impact 3, there is basically no other super cute girl in the universe who can take care of children better than "Little Angel Xier" and can truly and perfectly ignore the "minefield disco" talent of this pair of funny twins!

Of course, maybe someone will say at this time that in the real world of Honkai Impact 3rd, isn’t there a famous “Kojima Bakugo” who is also very good at taking care of children?

emmm...I have to say that in the original trajectory of fate, "Kojima Baku Crow"'s ability in taking care of children is indeed able to be on par with "Little Angel Xier" on the surface.

It's a pity that after the incident of "The Great Collapse of the Herrscher of the Sky" in which an unknown island was casually blown up, "Kojima Bakugo", who was once considered the ceiling of parenting, inevitably contracted the so-called "Villa Island Ascension PTSD Syndrome".

If the twin sisters of Vodka Girl knew that "Little Island Explosive Crow" actually had such a popular inside story of "pacing, suffering, rolling around", I'm afraid that the first time they saw "Little Island Explosive Crow", they would talk about the two keywords "villa" and "little island" all the time. I believe that with the unique talent of "dance in minefields", these two little ones can easily figure it out by themselves...

After all, you have to know that even though the relationship between the two sides can be called old friends on the surface, Bronya, with the blessing of the "childhood friends" which is already a very good "friendly filter", has more than once had the idea of ​​beating up these two little ones.

If it was an outsider with whom we had a more casual relationship, a few words would probably be enough to make him so angry that he would want to kill us on the spot!

After the Vodka girl violated Bronya's minefield twice, as expected, she was finally evaded by Bronya with her panacea method of dealing with the problem with a "duckling face" on her face from beginning to end. As foreign guests of the Hyperion battleship, Rosalia and Lilia, who still had mosquito-repellent eyes on their faces, were also regarded by Theresa, a leader who was even a little bit more pitiful than the two little Vodka girls in terms of height. For the sake of Bronya's internal relationship, she agreed to allow the twins of the Vodka girl to temporarily obtain entry and exit permissions for the Hyperion battleship.

However, although the sisters Rosalia and Lilia do not look very smart, given that Cocolia is the representative of the radical faction within the Anti-Entropy Organization.

Even though Theresa did have a strong Madonna complex, she only gave the two little ones the most basic permissions on the Hyperion battleship, similar to a "visitor account", as she had just met the Vodka Girls through Bronya's introduction for less than an hour or two.

Although this authority can only allow entry into relatively basic public areas above the Hyperion battleship, most of the important places involving the secrets of the Hyperion battleship itself naturally require direct approval from Theresa, the superior leader, to temporarily obtain "access qualifications."

Bronya, who had originally been thinking about volunteering to look after the two little ones, was in a bad mood because she had just been mentioned twice to her face as the "despicable devil", something she least wanted to hear at this stage. Bronya was thinking about locking the restless Vodka Girl in the reception room and waiting for the Anti-Entropy Organization to establish a base in the underwater Abyss City before returning her to Cocolia.

Obviously, Bronya is still unaware at this moment that the two sisters Rosalia and Lilia, who should have been her old acquaintances and friends, are now regarded as a potential threat in Bronya's mind because of some "people involved are confused while bystanders are clear" reasons. Bronya is extremely "domineering" in "certain things"!

Even Bronya only needs to think of Rosaria and Lilia, who seemed to have some plans for "Little Angel Sister Seele" in the past. If they saw "Lin Xi", the "fake Seele" on the Hyperion battleship, or even "mistakenly identified" her as the real Seele sister...

Even if she only slightly thought about that scene, Bronya felt a sense of mental irritability and discomfort for no reason. However, Bronya, who was "blind to the situation", did not think of her extremely uncomfortable negative emotions as the "correct answer" of "fighting you yu".